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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #120 on: May 03, 2018, 11:04:10 AM »
So what do you do with all of the night crawlers?  OR shouldn't I ask?
yea don't ask!!! :confused: ya never know what cones out of the mouths of them kinky illinioans!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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« Reply #121 on: May 03, 2018, 11:13:06 AM »
I see where dis one is headed again...... :doah:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #122 on: May 03, 2018, 11:14:10 AM »
That plate full of them did look pretty "meaty". 

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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #123 on: May 04, 2018, 07:59:17 AM »
So what do you do with all of the night crawlers?  OR shouldn't I ask?
yea don't ask!!! :confused: ya never know what cones out of the mouths of them kinky illinioans!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Jew guys are just a bad influence on us out-a-state folks. :tut:  Yud tink after 12 yrs on dis site I could get a little respect :sad: I've decided dat dis will be my final MNO postin so have a good life! :moon:


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When I told Borgie dat  :oscar: "I quit MNO she got pissed"  :angry2:  She stated dat she ain't got time on her schedule ta be conversatin wit me all day. Therefore I'm back wit-ca guys. :happy1:

Dare-fore I guess it's jest you's me and da nightcrawlers! :banghead:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #124 on: May 04, 2018, 08:04:17 AM »
Well, I see ya wormed outta dis one, too... :doah:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #125 on: May 04, 2018, 08:05:21 AM »
awe come on Lee...........ya know we all love ya!!!!!!!!!!! just ask REB!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #126 on: May 04, 2018, 08:08:58 AM »
Ya!  He's kinda like that big retarded bear wid da stoopid hat on dat kiddie show..... :bonk:   :azn:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #127 on: May 04, 2018, 08:11:44 AM »
Ya!  He's kinda like that big challenged bear wid da stoopid hat on dat kiddie show..... :bonk:   :azn:
there i fixed it for ya reb...............wouldnt want Lee to get offended!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #128 on: May 04, 2018, 08:16:27 AM »
But I like reta.....challenged bears!  :huh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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« Reply #129 on: May 04, 2018, 08:30:48 AM »
Ya!  He's kinda like that big retarded bear wid da stoopid hat on dat kiddie show..... :bonk:   :azn:

    Nuttin wrong wit da kiddie shows! :angry2:

I'd like ta dedicate dis song ta Reb & Glenn. You's can learn a lot from dem-dare Kiddie shows.


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https://www.mamalisa.com/mp3/worms.mp3
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« Reply #130 on: May 04, 2018, 08:33:43 AM »
Excellent song! Needs some good backbeat and guitar riffs, though.... :rocker; Do you have a grandson named Tommy? Jus' wonderin'...... :scratch:




Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.

Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."

Grandpa said "No, you keep it."

The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks.

Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #131 on: May 04, 2018, 08:47:53 AM »
 :crazy: :crazy: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

albiet.................. :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic:.......wait??????????????? Lee and borgie could be grandparents!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #132 on: May 04, 2018, 08:49:41 AM »
Who's this al biet guy?? New Asian dude?  You shouldn't holler at him...:scratch:  :confused:
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #133 on: May 04, 2018, 09:10:06 AM »
Ok guys it's time ta bring dis tread back on topic. But I just wanted to show off da value of nightcrawlers dat many have overlooked.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFYELoFbfQ
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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #134 on: May 04, 2018, 09:23:29 AM »
OMG!!!  Everyone needs to take the time to watch this video.  I was almost gagging the first minute.  Man Lee, quite the group you hang with.  Although once I ate a nightcrawler for $10.  Only one though.  Whiskey was involved. 

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Re: Lee is now an outlaw
« Reply #135 on: May 04, 2018, 10:36:53 AM »
dats funny!!!!!  worm man!!!
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« Reply #136 on: May 04, 2018, 10:59:06 AM »
 :mad1: :doah: :puke: :puke:i watched the first 15 seconds..........disqusting!!!!!! :confused:
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« Reply #137 on: May 04, 2018, 12:38:27 PM »
:mad1: :doah: :puke: :puke:i watched the first 15 seconds..........disqusting!!!!!! :confused:

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« Reply #138 on: May 04, 2018, 12:44:08 PM »
 :tut: :tut: I seen boar with his shirt off. Way more disgusting!! :confused: :pouty: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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« Reply #139 on: May 15, 2018, 09:13:49 AM »
    Well, It's about time!

 :coffee: .....
So far dis spring da crawler hunts have been less den spectacular. Been waitin fur da big rain storms. Finally day started but da crawlers been on strike. :mad1: Only da small guys showin up.

 :popcorn: ...
Dat all changed ta-day wit da air temps in da 60's. We've had rain storms a plenty but da air temps have been in da upper 40's in da mornin. Not conducive to good crawler huntin. :angry2:

Got ta da forrest preserve bout 6:15 am dis mornin.  I was able ta collect 250 med/large crawlers. Wit my tender love and care day should all become stronger and larger in a week er so!

Tell ya what. I'll go true 17 ta 20 doz crawlers per trip wit 3 clients in da boat. Dat's why I try ta collect as many as I can when I can. Da lake I guide on is loaded wit stinkin :mad1: rock bass along wit a healthy smallie/large mouth pop. :happy1:
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« Reply #140 on: May 15, 2018, 09:18:38 AM »
 rock bass? :scratch: :scratch: aintz dat da Illinios state fish?????? :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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« Reply #141 on: May 15, 2018, 09:33:33 AM »
 :reporter; ....Glenn,
 
Just got yer PM bout da nightcrawlers. I'll try an answer yer question in a discreat fashion.
No! I did not see any worms kanoodling together.
No! I won't won't bring my camera wit and send ya photos of da worms kanoodling for yer viewing enjoyment!
You musta been watchin Judge Judy cuz she is da only one dat uses dat phrase (kanoodling) :tut:


click on da judge fur her response....
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