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Author Topic: 6 believable Bigfoot sightings?  (Read 99211 times)

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Offline Leech~~

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Could happen.........

Wait now. Either we have the largest Mountain lion ever recorded, or the reports of Big foots size is a tad off by a few Feet!   :bs:
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Would you buy a used car from that guy?   ;)

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Cooking over a open fire is all fun and games until someone losses a wiener!

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That seems like a believable guy to me!!!   :confused:

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Ask him about his sister..... ;) :rotflmao:

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 :rotflmao:  I did. She moved to Florida.   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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I'm kind of sorry but I couldn't help it. 

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I remember hearing about this before....   interesting..
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Ya I have been waiting for the investigation into this head. 

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Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Cooking over a open fire is all fun and games until someone losses a wiener!

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naw...thats just icequaman runnin incognito!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Government urges people to stay out of the woods during yeti mating season

BANFF NATIONAL PARK – Provincial wildlife experts are warning hikers, skiers and snowmobilers that we’ve entered the most active period of the Yeti mating season and forestested areas are no longer safe for human activity.

“The Yetis tend to most active following the solstice,” said regional cryptobiologist Caroline DeKnight. “Humans aren’t the only ones who find long nights romantic.”

During breeding season, Yetis are known to display aggressive behavior towards humans, including but not limited to biting, mauling, and sobbing uncontrollably while holding the human in a bear hug and drunkenly ranting about their ex.

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”

DeKnight cautions that anyone who escapes a Yeti encounter using this method needs to change all of their passwords as soon as possible upon reaching safety or risk discovering some very disturbing images uploaded to their cloud.

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Government urges people to stay out of the woods during yeti mating season

BANFF NATIONAL PARK – Provincial wildlife experts are warning hikers, skiers and snowmobilers that we’ve entered the most active period of the Yeti mating season and forestested areas are no longer safe for human activity.

“The Yetis tend to most active following the solstice,” said regional cryptobiologist Caroline DeKnight. “Humans aren’t the only ones who find long nights romantic.”

During breeding season, Yetis are known to display aggressive behavior towards humans, including but not limited to biting, mauling, and sobbing uncontrollably while holding the human in a bear hug and drunkenly ranting about their ex.

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”

DeKnight cautions that anyone who escapes a Yeti encounter using this method needs to change all of their passwords as soon as possible upon reaching safety or risk discovering some very disturbing images uploaded to their cloud.

 :scratch:

You just described closing time at pretty much every bar in the country!
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Government urges people to stay out of the woods during yeti mating season

BANFF NATIONAL PARK – Provincial wildlife experts are warning hikers, skiers and snowmobilers that we’ve entered the most active period of the Yeti mating season and forestested areas are no longer safe for human activity.

“The Yetis tend to most active following the solstice,” said regional cryptobiologist Caroline DeKnight. “Humans aren’t the only ones who find long nights romantic.”

During breeding season, Yetis are known to display aggressive behavior towards humans, including but not limited to biting, mauling, and sobbing uncontrollably while holding the human in a bear hug and drunkenly ranting about their ex.

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”

DeKnight cautions that anyone who escapes a Yeti encounter using this method needs to change all of their passwords as soon as possible upon reaching safety or risk discovering some very disturbing images uploaded to their cloud.

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You just described closing time at pretty much every bar in the country!
 :crazy:

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Pretty sure the guy I pulled out of the ditch a few winters back was a sasquatch. It was dark out, he was hairy, real tall, grunted a lot and smelled like jerky. Had a Hillary bumper sticker on the car.They wanna give anyone a driver's license these days. Cheap too. Drove off as soon as I unhooked the tractor.  :confused:
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Boar was down yer way???!?!! :shocked:

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Ya know, there was an eelpout on the seat beside him. You don't suppose??? :scratch:
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Ya know, there was an eelpout on the seat beside him. You don't suppose??? :scratch:
that mighta been the jerky!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Don't you have a house to clean or something?  :scratch:

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Don't you have a house to clean or something?  :scratch:
building up to get started!!!!!! protecting my honor here right now!!!!!!!! :happy1: :confused:
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Don't you have a house to clean or something?  :scratch:
building up to get started!!!!!! protecting my honor here right now!!!!!!!! :happy1: :confused:

honor????????????????  on my................. :crazy:
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