From a Woman's Point of View

[Tami]

From a Woman's Point of View



One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Oklahoma State University."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"

The woman says, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.

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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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AND THE BEST ONE YET...

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton


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A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

[repowoman]

 

[Bobby Bass]

I would offer my point of veiw, but my wife says I don't have one.  So as she gives me one I'll post it! 

[Tami]

places places, we all have places lol

[GirlGuide]

These are hillarious Gal,..    Thanks for sharing them! 

gg

[CampY-Buttercup]

I loved them all...especially the prayer at the end.  Fortunetly, I'm single but I think I should use that prayer at work for my coworkers.   

[Tami]

I am single too
But i know it worked in the past LOL

[Lee Borgersen]

                           THE MOOD RING:
 
MY  HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A MOOD  RING THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD IT TURNS  GREEN. WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD,  IT  LEAVES A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD 

[CampYJewel]

There was an article in the Twin Cities paper about a lady who has done really well with several realestate transactions over the years.  Her husband helps out behind the scenes but she is the one in charge.  At the end of the article he made a statement

"Eperience tells me that anyone who thinks women do not rule the world is a fool"

 

[Tami]

hahahhaha

[Cody Gruchow]

  hmmm...