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General Category => Anything & Everything => Topic started by: Lee Borgersen on April 04/10/19, 06:45:55 AM
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:reporter; OK here we go!.........Fishin Smack Down Pop Quiz
Q. Why did Glenn cross da lake..... :confused:
A. ??????
Rules: ..... :tut:
You may post as many times as you choose.
The person wit da best answer will win $5.00 cash. Nope lets make it $10.00 cash
Deadline to enter will be at midnight April 25th.
No cartoons just in yer own words.
Only one answer per post.
Glenn will also be eligible to enter. :happy1:
Have Fun and have mercy. :pouty:
I'd like ta tank Glenn fur volunteering. :happy1:
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:pouty: :pouty: :pouty: :taz: :taz: :banghead: :banghead: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: putz!
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:pouty: :pouty: :pouty: :taz: :taz: :banghead: :banghead: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: putz!
Putz is not an answer!
Try again :bonk:
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Cause all the cute nekked ladies wanted him too!!!
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to give lee some fish cause he felt sorry for lee
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to teach lee how to fish.
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to revoke lee's man card for being a packer fan!
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to pull borgie off of lee cause lee lost his man card.
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To see if there was someone :scratch: over there that would show him how to catch some bigger :fish2:. ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :sleazy:
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That's easy. To get some fish at Morey's. :coffee:
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Boar wins!!! :happy1: :kingscourt: you other 2 .... Go suck an egg!!! :rotflmao:
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Boar wins!!! :happy1: :kingscourt: you other 2 .... Go suck an egg!!! :rotflmao:
send him $10.00!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Send him the booklet "How not to use yer power washer". :rotflmao:
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That wasn't Glenn. It was his wife in his boat. She got tired of not being able to put an olive on their pizza so she went to town for one! :sleazy:
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some samples here only: :shocked:
Because he heard da fish on da nort shore were not union members and he went ta organize dem.
Cuz someone toll him dat Hillary was on da udder side.
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That's totally incorrect and a misnomer. Mayhap I interject a valid point at this point....how can he organize fish when he DOESN'T EVER GET ANY?! I rest my case. Case closed. :bonk:
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some samples here only: :shocked:
Because he heard da fish on da nort shore were not union members and he went ta organize dem.
Cuz someone toll him dat Hillary was on da udder side.
BOARS are much better!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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That's totally incorrect and a misnomer. Mayhap I interject a valid point at this point....how can he organize fish when he DOESN'T EVER GET ANY?! I rest my case. Case closed. :bonk:
Point well taken :pouty:
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Say, did I ever tell you Glenn's favorite book, and one he carries a copy of in his tackle box? :fish2: :Fish:
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I just got a PM from Glenn!
Hey Lee, in the rules you said ...."Have Fun and have mercy." and Reb is showing no Mercy :bonk: :angry2:
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I just got a PM from Glenn!
Hey Lee, in the rules you said ...."Have Fun and have mercy." and Reb is showing no Mercy :bonk: :angry2:
LooK at it dis way Glenn......At least he didn't send ya dis one.
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I just got a PM from Glenn!
Hey Lee, in the rules you said ...."Have Fun and have mercy." and Reb is showing no Mercy :bonk: :angry2:
:doah: :cry: :pouty: :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh: :happy1:
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He better hope I don't turn up the Rebtronic Smack Dial..... :evil:
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He better hope I don't turn up the Rebtronic Smack Dial..... :evil:
:tut: :tut: and I know union thugs in Rochester that know where Jimmy is!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :happy1: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
just sayin...……. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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HA! They tried to contract me, but I told them I don't like small fry. :cool:
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To get some fish from Boar because he couldn't catch any.
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jb..WINNER!!!!
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CUZ
Someone told Glenn da fish were jumpin in-ta da boat... No :bs:
click on da video pic.... Fact er fiction. :doah:
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Dat's fact! The invasive flying silver carp, not to be confused with Glenn's home-made kite he was so proud of....
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Dat's fact! The invasive flying silver carp, not to be confused with Glenn's home-made kite he was so proud of....
Was dat da kite he said he built.? Because I saw da kid on TV cryin bout da kite da some man stole from him. Glenn.....Glenn...Glenn..... :evil:
enlarge photo...
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CUZ glenn he had heard lee was selling candy bars to raise money for fishing lessons for him and borgie!!
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Because Nancy Pelosi was on the other side, sporting her bikini, and wanted someone to rub suntan lotion all over her! (OR, it may have been Chuck Schumer needing the lotion???) :hubba:
Either way, Glenn would have run across that lake just like a Merganser attempting to take off after eating 10 pounds of minnows!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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CUZ glenn he had heard lee was selling candy bars to raise money for fishing lessons for him and borgie!!
Boar, I tink yer barkin up da wrong tree figurin Borgie needs some fishin lessions. :scratch: How quickly you seem ta forget da year "Borgie's Raiders" won da Fishing Challenge Championship. As fur myself, I believe I was da captain of da boat dat netted dem winning fish fur her. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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CUZ glenn he had heard lee was selling candy bars to raise money for fishing lessons for him and borgie!!
Boar, I tink yer barkin up da wrong tree figurin Borgie needs some fishin lessions. :scratch: How quickly you seem ta forget da year "Borgie's Raiders" won da Fishing Challenge Championship. As fur myself, I believe I was da captain of da boat dat netted dem winning fish fur her. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:scratch: :scratch: :scratch: I remember GTO sayin he was da guide????????? :rotflmao:
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CUZ glenn he had heard lee was selling candy bars to raise money for fishing lessons for him and borgie!!
Boar, I tink yer barkin up da wrong tree figurin Borgie needs some fishin lessions. :scratch: How quickly you seem ta forget da year "Borgie's Raiders" won da Fishing Challenge Championship. As fur myself, I believe I was da captain of da boat dat netted dem winning fish fur her. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:scratch: :scratch: :scratch: I remember GTO sayin he was da guide????????? :rotflmao:
What's a GTO got ta do wit yer post?? :doah: You better stick wit butt picken :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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i dont livenin da past der lee. old contest are just dat old, i gusse dat why u bring dem up, old and forgotten. :rotflmao:
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i dont livenin da past der lee. old contest are just dat old, i gusse dat why u bring dem up, old and forgotten. :rotflmao:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :pouty:
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CUZ glenn he had heard lee was selling candy bars to raise money for fishing lessons for him and borgie!!
Boar, I tink yer barkin up da wrong tree figurin Borgie needs some fishin lessions. :scratch: How quickly you seem ta forget da year "Borgie's Raiders" won da Fishing Challenge Championship. As fur myself, I believe I was da captain of da boat dat netted dem winning fish fur her. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:scratch: :scratch: :scratch: I remember GTO sayin he was da guide????????? :rotflmao:
Well Glenn, if the truth be told: I was guiding the Borgersen's, and had to net Borgie's fish because Lee was afraid to get close to it!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Well I want day 10 bucks so.....
Really simple... Cause Glenn wanted to get to the other side. :pouty:
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oh come on lee, beware all who enter thee smackdown thread. not for the faint at heart. nor the old and decreped!! :rotflmao:
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oh come on lee, beware all who enter thee smackdown thread. not for the faint at heart. nor the old and decreped!! decrepit :rotflmao:
Who jew callin old and decrepit :confused:
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Now let's get back ta da POP Quiz........... :bonk:
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ok glenn came across the lake to help yu in the boat cause your old and
decreped
decrepit :rotflmao:
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Ok... OK! So I'm old and decrepit. :rotflmao: Dat's a fact! Also, someday you will live long enough ta be old and decrepit if yer lucky enough.
So, I'll give you an opportunity to express yer superiority over da old and decrepit outcasts such as myself. What say, :scratch: we have a side bet over who has da most points at da end of da MNO Fshing Challenge. Come up wit a $$$$$$ figure and I'll see if I'm able ta match it out of my social security allotment.
Dis way we can legitimately joust :swords: on da actual real Smackdown thread where debates are generally found ta be in order.
What say you ya young spring buck!
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well now Lee'O Dereped'O, I accept your challenge. no money if you win you zhall recieve a package of sausage. if i win, you must come up an equal valued prize!
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well now Lee'O Dereped'O, I accept your challenge. no money if you win you zhall recieve a package of sausage. if i win, you must come up an equal valued prize!
:tut: wait a minute here! Yer not tryin ta trick me er sumpin? :scratch: What da heck is a "Lee'O Dereped'O," Also what da heck is a "zhall" :doah: I never went ta college so I don't understand dem dare fancy words :confused: :banghead:
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you know like leo decaprio, the actor, you are Lee, hence lee'o and yur decreped, so hence decreped'O. zhall az in shall. now you know a thing.
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He heard there was free beer on the other side of the lake.
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He heard there was free beer on the other side of the lake.
:confused: oh boy!! You caught me!! :crazy: :pouty: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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He heard there was free beer on the other side of the lake.
They should give that MGL away all the time. :puke: ;) :rolleyes: :laugh:
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To prove to boar that it could be done.
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To attend Boars ice fishing class.
Now that's funny!!!
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well now Lee'O Dereped'O, I accept your challenge. no money if you win you zhall recieve a package of sausage. if i win, you must come up an equal valued prize!
Even though I've been fortunate enough in da past ta experience yer delouses sausage winning a football contest. I'd still recommend we wager da green stuff (dollars). Borgie would basically scarf down all da sausage as she did da last time. Besides, I would have no idea what dollar value ta place on da sausage.
Therefore, what amount would you recommend we bet. I'm sure dat fur either of us it's not da money dat's important "It's being able ta claim da victory!" :cheerleader:
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How about something like this, passed down year to year or kept by the first time winner until another one comes along.
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jb..WINNER!!!!
This would work, right???
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I have a brand new still-in box Talking Billy Bass I'll donate.... :bonk: :rotflmao:
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I have a brand new still-in box Talking Billy Bass I'll donate.... :bonk: :rotflmao:
well you better keep that. the way I figure it, that's the only fish you'll get to enter into the contest. :nerd: :nerd: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Why you................ :angry2: :taz:
I figgered that way, Lee could have a talking fish friend, just like boar does. Bobby and Billy. :rotflmao: Or at least, Lee would then have SOMEONE to talk to in the boat, instead of that can of crawlers he's always carrying around... :rolleyes:
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:reporter; OK here we go!.........Fishin Smack Down Pop Quiz
Q. Why did Glenn cross da lake..... :confused:
A. ??????
Rules: ..... :tut:
You may post as many times as you choose.
The person wit da best answer will win $5.00 cash. Nope lets make it $10.00 cash
Deadline to enter will be at midnight April 25th.
No cartoons just in yer own words.
Only one answer per post.
Glenn will also be eligible to enter. :happy1:
Have Fun and have mercy. :pouty:
I'd like ta tank Glenn fur volunteering. :happy1:
Da Deadline Is Looming.....Deadline to enter will be at midnight April 25th.
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Because Glenn knew that Lee Borgersen, (the Greatest Fishing Guide in the World) was on the other side, signing autographs and giving fishing tips!! :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Because Glenn knew that Lee Borgersen, (the Greatest Fishing Guide in the World) was on the other side, signing autographs and giving fishing tips!! :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
:crazy: :crazy: :doofus: :doofus: :tut: :tut: WOW iffin that aint a world class suck up to da judge response!!!!!!!!! :scratch: :doah: :doofus: :doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
morning Mr. Maki!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Because his misses had a full limit of walleye, pike and panfish and she got tired of waiting for him to catch his first one so she had him take her back to camp.
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Because Glenn knew that Lee Borgersen, (the Greatest Fishing Guide in the World) was on the other side, signing autographs and giving fishing tips!! :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
:crazy: :crazy: :doofus: :doofus: :tut: :tut: WOW iffin that aint a world class suck up to da judge response!!!!!!!!! :scratch: :doah: :doofus: :doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
morning Mr. Maki!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hey Bro, I just calls em like I sees em!!! :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
From the number of fish you've entered over the years, you finally had to wave the white flag, allowing Lee to guide you to "Fishing Utopia!" :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender: :surrender:
Oh yeah, Babee!!!!!! :dancinred: :dancinred: :dancinred: :dancinred: :dancinred: :dancinred:
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :confused: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: