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Contests => MNO Fishing Contest => Topic started by: glenn57 on May 05/05/23, 08:07:07 PM

Title: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/05/23, 08:07:07 PM
Sure hope the whiney unknown person ( boar)  :rotflmao:is happy now. :rotflmao:

Besides he couldn't catch a cold! :mooning:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/05/23, 09:24:54 PM
Boar,  you going to play? 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/05/23, 09:57:57 PM
Boar,  you going to play?
he had to ask his wife first!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/05/23, 10:32:14 PM
Hey boobs! Ima play wit choo turd blossums! Hers my secret weapon! BLUE TORNADO!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: KEN W on May 05/06/23, 06:16:50 AM
That's a nice looking rig.  :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on May 05/06/23, 07:49:47 AM
You finally bought a boat.  Good for you.  Now get it in the water and get some practice with it. 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/06/23, 07:57:42 AM
Yup! And do yu notice the 2 boobs havent reaponded as they are hiding under the bed in fear of Blue Tornado...tornado..tornado
 (echo effect)
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on May 05/06/23, 08:20:44 AM
Boar. Da god of thunder...thunder...thunder.  :happy1: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/06/23, 08:54:39 AM
Yup! And do yu notice the 2 boobs havent reaponded as they are hiding under the bed in fear of Blue Tornado...tornado..tornado
 (echo effect)
:laughroll: :laughroll: yea i aint afraid of you........tornado hell....more like a cap gun.  :mooning: your  wife will be spending more time untangling your line then fishing!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao:

not to mention some of us have things to do as we dont sit in a recliner all day like you bubba!!!!! :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/06/23, 09:21:55 AM
hey boar....i see you have a welfare motor on that boat!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

nice looking boat.........congrats buddy!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Gunner55 on May 05/06/23, 11:58:25 AM
Yup! And do yu notice the 2 boobs havent reaponded as they are hiding under the bed in fear of Blue Tornado...tornado..tornado
 (echo effect)
:scratch: Looks kind of like Smurf blue to me! :doah:          ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on May 05/06/23, 12:29:13 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/06/23, 01:52:46 PM
Yup! And do yu notice the 2 boobs havent reaponded as they are hiding under the bed in fear of Blue Tornado...tornado..tornado
 (echo effect)
:scratch: Looks kind of like Smurf blue to me! :doah:          ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: just proves yet again he wants to be just like me!!!!!!!!!11 :mooning: :happy1: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/06/23, 02:07:12 PM
so we have 9 so far in the contest.........10 iffin HD is playing!!!!!! :happy1:

ok maybe 9 1/2 if you count boar!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/06/23, 05:41:06 PM
Shore Boar is done.

He needs a new nickname.

Smurfy muffin boy?
Capt smurfy?
Blueberry muffin boy?

Got any good ones?

Maybe start I new thread that is a survey
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/06/23, 07:11:09 PM
Forgot the plug boar!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/06/23, 09:09:20 PM
The Blue Tornado!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/06/23, 09:20:10 PM
The Blue Tornado!!

Sorry buddy,  you never get to pick your own nickname.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/06/23, 09:50:41 PM
My name my pick! And i get to Blue Tornado!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/06/23, 10:45:29 PM
My name my pick! And i get to Blue Tornado!

Ok blue tomato it is scooter.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/07/23, 06:49:27 AM
so we have 9 so far in the contest.........10 iffin HD is playing!!!!!! :happy1:

ok maybe 9 1/2 if you count boar!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Not so sure that I should compete in my own contest. I'll still post fish, just not count them.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/07/23, 07:43:14 AM
so we have 9 so far in the contest.........10 iffin HD is playing!!!!!! :happy1:

ok maybe 9 1/2 if you count boar!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Not so sure that I should compete in my own contest. I'll still post fish, just not count them.
why not............ :scratch: maybe save yourself some cash on a prize....oh wait........i forgot who i was talkin to!!!!! :evil: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :sleazy: i do it with the football pool..........so does boar!

i seriously...... dont see why not..........if you have 3 judges.......pretty sure all of us here trust ya!!!!!!! :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on May 05/07/23, 07:46:18 AM
Ya, what da smurfy said.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/07/23, 07:51:27 AM
Ya, what da smurfy said.
what????? the part were smurfy said he wont catch fish!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Gunner55 on May 05/07/23, 07:53:26 AM
 :scratch: Ya, glenn's by far the shadiest of that bunch & if'n he can get away with it, you can too. :sleazy: :nerd: :evil:                ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/07/23, 08:18:28 AM
so we have 9 so far in the contest.........10 iffin HD is playing!!!!!! :happy1:

ok maybe 9 1/2 if you count boar!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Not so sure that I should compete in my own contest. I'll still post fish, just not count them.

You can count them.  Probably finish ahead of the blue tomato.   What do you think about Boars nickname? 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/07/23, 08:21:27 AM
blue tomato!!!!!!!!!! :nerd: :super smiley: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/07/23, 09:10:31 AM
Im sad
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/07/23, 01:27:26 PM
Im sad

Are you in a blue mood?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/07/23, 01:47:47 PM
Imabout to be blue tomat...tornado here pretty quick
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/07/23, 03:27:57 PM
so we have 9 so far in the contest.........10 iffin HD is playing!!!!!! :happy1:

ok maybe 9 1/2 if you count boar!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Not so sure that I should compete in my own contest. I'll still post fish, just not count them.
why not............ :scratch: maybe save yourself some cash on a prize....oh wait........i forgot who i was talkin to!!!!! :evil: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :sleazy: i do it with the football pool..........so does boar!

i seriously...... dont see why not..........if you have 3 judges.......pretty sure all of us here trust ya!!!!!!! :happy1:

So, I gotta ask....who wants to be the other 2 judges? (I forgot to ask 😞)
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/07/23, 04:03:02 PM
Imabout to be blue tomat...tornado here pretty quick

As long as you are ahead of me in total inches I'll call you blue Tornado.  If we're tied it's Boar.  When I'm ahead of you it's BLUE TOMATO all day, everyday.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/07/23, 04:04:09 PM
so we have 9 so far in the contest.........10 iffin HD is playing!!!!!! :happy1:

ok maybe 9 1/2 if you count boar!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Not so sure that I should compete in my own contest. I'll still post fish, just not count them.
why not............ :scratch: maybe save yourself some cash on a prize....oh wait........i forgot who i was talkin to!!!!! :evil: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :sleazy: i do it with the football pool..........so does boar!

i seriously...... dont see why not..........if you have 3 judges.......pretty sure all of us here trust ya!!!!!!! :happy1:

So, I gotta ask....who wants to be the other 2 judges? (I forgot to ask 😞)

I'll help out.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/07/23, 05:08:25 PM
Imabout to be blue tomat...tornado here pretty quick


As long as you are ahead of me in total inches I'll call you blue Tornado.  If we're tied it's Boar.  When I'm ahead of you it's BLUE TOMATO all day, everyday.
And when im ahead, your little beaver!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/07/23, 08:09:14 PM
Imabout to be blue tomat...tornado here pretty quick


As long as you are ahead of me in total inches I'll call you blue Tornado.  If we're tied it's Boar.  When I'm ahead of you it's BLUE TOMATO all day, everyday.
And when im ahead, your little beaver!

And when I'm ahead? 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/07/23, 08:21:30 PM
Imabout to be blue tomat...tornado here pretty quick


As long as you are ahead of me in total inches I'll call you blue Tornado.  If we're tied it's Boar.  When I'm ahead of you it's BLUE TOMATO all day, everyday.
And when im ahead, your little beaver!

And when I'm ahead?
highly unlikely!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :mooning:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/07/23, 08:55:13 PM
Imabout to be blue tomat...tornado here pretty quick


As long as you are ahead of me in total inches I'll call you blue Tornado.  If we're tied it's Boar.  When I'm ahead of you it's BLUE TOMATO all day, everyday.
And when im ahead, your little beaver!

And when I'm ahead?
highly unlikely!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :mooning:

And from the peanut gallery.  Mr Last place.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/08/23, 04:33:20 AM
Little beaver,  u undereztimate the pweress of The Blue Tornado.l.. ive complied  a spreasheet of all my midlike spots over 40 years and river spots. No way do yu have a chance in a Tornado.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: corny13 on May 05/08/23, 07:03:18 AM
Boar it’s been a rough couple of years but if I had a cool new BLUE boat like that I’d know I’d be winning the contest!!!!   There should be a summer Pout category… I did catch one once in the spring!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/08/23, 08:06:53 AM
Great t hear from ya! Hope life has work iut its cogs and is moving forward!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/10/23, 04:50:48 PM
so we have 9 so far in the contest.........10 iffin HD is playing!!!!!! :happy1:

ok maybe 9 1/2 if you count boar!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so we now have 12......13 if HD plays....and why not!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: prosupermag on May 05/11/23, 11:20:48 AM
I would say HD should play.  It's all about having fun.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/11/23, 06:20:15 PM
I would say HD should play.  It's all about having fun.

One more person behind me.  He doesn't scare me. 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/11/23, 06:48:26 PM
I would say HD should play.  It's all about having fun.

One more person behind me.  He doesn't scare me.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: yea there's one other person you should be really scared of though!!!!!! :happy1: namely ME!!!!!!!! :evil: :sleazy: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/11/23, 06:50:41 PM
I would say HD should play.  It's all about having fun.

One more person behind me.  He doesn't scare me.

Pft....I think you rank around 7 or eight...
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on May 05/11/23, 06:51:55 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/11/23, 06:52:17 PM
 :super smiley: :super smiley: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/16/23, 05:09:56 PM
 Corncobb is already on the board, i forgot how good he was at posting other peoples fish, glenn usially is the first one to to do that
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/16/23, 07:13:07 PM
Corncobb is already on the board, i forgot how good he was at posting other peoples fish, glenn usially is the first one to to do that
:mooning: :mooning: ha i catch mine, unlike you where you need your wife to come with not only to catch them but take them off your hook for you in that rare event you may snag one!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/16/23, 07:15:45 PM
so Fawk's in  :happy1: :happy1:

that means boar goes down ever further on the leader board!!!!!!!!! :sleazy: :evil: :nerd: :super smiley:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/21/23, 10:08:33 PM
Hey Blue Tomatoe,  catch any fish  yet? 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/21/23, 11:05:13 PM
 :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :super smiley:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/22/23, 06:42:10 AM
Nope not yet gimpy grape. Abiding my time
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/22/23, 06:43:11 AM
Somebodys color blind
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on May 05/22/23, 04:04:04 PM
Those blue tomatoes are really strange.  Would like to try one to see if they taste just like a red one.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/23/23, 10:14:07 AM
BOAR !!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/23/23, 10:51:09 AM
How HD fishes.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: KEN W on May 05/23/23, 12:20:31 PM
BOAR !!!!

That's funny :bow: :bow: :bow:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on May 05/23/23, 03:31:40 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on May 05/23/23, 06:05:35 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/23/23, 07:11:46 PM
HD are you drinking Bud light now?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/23/23, 07:45:33 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/24/23, 10:10:54 AM
HD are you drinking Bud light now?

I'm still drinking Scotch, we'll save the tranny fluid for you and boarski. 😆
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/24/23, 10:21:26 AM
If yu denie it..yu buy it.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/24/23, 08:45:39 PM
HD are you drinking Bud light now?

I'm still drinking Scotch, we'll save the tranny fluid for you and boarski. 😆

I'll be drinking this whiskey!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/26/23, 04:17:53 AM
Caught DADKIDS practicing. You get there buddy, pretty soon you can play with the minnows
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on May 05/26/23, 05:41:03 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on May 05/26/23, 07:18:48 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on May 05/26/23, 11:25:59 AM
https://youtu.be/UE6GrJr6oVg

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/26/23, 04:30:23 PM
Hey BLUE TOMATO, catch any fish yet?  When is your wife taking you out and showing you how to drive the boat?  Or do you need a real man to show you how to back the boat into the lake?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/26/23, 05:33:53 PM
Got any new material, just like glenn, nithin new just same old stagnant material just like the ponds yu fish in. :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/28/23, 03:05:42 PM
Got any new material, just like glenn, nithin new just same old stagnant material just like the ponds yu fish in. :rotflmao:
we cant help it you cant even catch a cold!!!!!!! :mooning: :rotflmao: your material sure aint hot off the press either bubba!!!!!! :tut:

to bad boobers nord he posted is a slot fishy......not legal!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :surrender: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: just kidding anyway i could care less if it counts....i'm getting one waayyyy bigger!!!!!!!!! :sleazy:

had one about the same size and didnt take a picture. another was 26 1/4 and threw it back........wasnt gonna deal with a warden that could manipulate the ruler!!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/28/23, 05:00:24 PM
I hooked up with Boar this weekend to go fishing.
He said that he was going to park the truck after launching the boat...... I haven't seen him since?   :scratch:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/28/23, 05:32:29 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 :scratch: :scratch: where's the BLUE TOMATO?????????? :evil: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on May 05/29/23, 08:33:39 AM
What a terrible feeling that would be.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/29/23, 08:58:17 AM
I hooked up with Boar this weekend to go fishing.
He said that he was going to park the truck after launching the boat...... I haven't seen him since?   :scratch:

Did you let him touch your ROD?
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Bobberineyes on May 05/29/23, 11:18:52 AM
Got any new material, just like glenn, nithin new just same old stagnant material just like the ponds yu fish in. :rotflmao:
we cant help it you cant even catch a cold!!!!!!! :mooning: :rotflmao: your material sure aint hot off the press either bubba!!!!!! :tut:

to bad boobers nord he posted is a slot fishy......not legal!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :surrender: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: just kidding anyway i could care less if it counts....i'm getting one waayyyy bigger!!!!!!!!! :sleazy:

had one about the same size and didnt take a picture. another was 26 1/4 and threw it back........wasnt gonna deal with a warden that could manipulate the ruler!!!!
What mean a slot fish shouldn't count  :confused:  It got put back, immediately after da photo.. :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/29/23, 12:29:09 PM
HD always deams of fishing with me, dont know what hes doing with his truck, but hes doing it wrong. I was home all weekend. Letting the toads verbaly acost me. Its a sign of fear.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/29/23, 12:37:06 PM
I hooked up with Boar this weekend to go fishing.
He said that he was going to park the truck after launching the boat...... I haven't seen him since?   :scratch:

Did you let him touch your ROD?
 :rotflmao:

He wanted to, but I told him that you were the best at it and I would feel guilty if I let another touch it.  :fishing:
Boar did say that you were the reason he quit drinking though..... evidently you mixed him a cocktail that was just too salty for him.  :rotflmao: (or anyone for that matter  :puke: )
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/29/23, 01:03:31 PM
Got any new material, just like glenn, nithin new just same old stagnant material just like the ponds yu fish in. :rotflmao:
we cant help it you cant even catch a cold!!!!!!! :mooning: :rotflmao: your material sure aint hot off the press either bubba!!!!!! :tut:

to bad boobers nord he posted is a slot fishy......not legal!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :surrender: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: just kidding anyway i could care less if it counts....i'm getting one waayyyy bigger!!!!!!!!! :sleazy:

had one about the same size and didnt take a picture. another was 26 1/4 and threw it back........wasnt gonna deal with a warden that could manipulate the ruler!!!!
What mean a slot fish shouldn't count  :confused:  It got put back, immediately after da photo.. :happy1:
just givien yea crap...........hell yea count it.....if i wouldnt of spaced the picture i'd expect mine to count.  :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/29/23, 03:11:39 PM
It was legally caught, so yes, it counts.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/29/23, 05:14:03 PM
It was legally caught, so yes, it counts.
:happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Bobberineyes on May 05/29/23, 05:26:41 PM
Yea Glenn,  legally caught! Not found floating or spear chucked.... :rotflmao:  :nerd: :moon:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/29/23, 06:08:00 PM
 :mooning: :rotflmao: I'm really just stirring the pot, but the rules does say "legal" fish. Not " legally caught"". :rotflmao:

It happens when you don't trust management and have to dissect energy thing they say!! :sleazy: :doah:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on May 05/29/23, 06:12:24 PM
aw settle down yer retired!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on May 05/29/23, 06:43:26 PM
:mooning: :rotflmao: I'm really just stirring the pot, but the rules does say "legal" fish. Not " legally caught"". :rotflmao:

It happens when you don't trust management and have to dissect energy thing they say!! :sleazy: :doah:

 okay, we're dissecting everything you say.... What does "dissect energy" mean you putz?

"My rules, my way"  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on May 05/29/23, 06:59:52 PM
:mooning: :rotflmao: I'm really just stirring the pot, but the rules does say "legal" fish. Not " legally caught"". :rotflmao:

It happens when you don't trust management and have to dissect energy thing they say!! :sleazy: :doah:

 okay, we're dissecting everything you say.... What does "dissect energy" mean you putz?

"My rules, my way"  :rotflmao:

he speaks in a foreign tongue perhaps!!!   
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/29/23, 07:05:48 PM
 :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :super smiley: :super smiley:

Ok back to ripping on boar!!  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on May 05/29/23, 07:09:40 PM
yea right!!   can't believe it till we see it!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/30/23, 04:39:44 AM
Both yu toads speak bud light!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on May 05/31/23, 01:07:02 PM
HDs fishing skills match his driving skills.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on May 05/31/23, 03:18:49 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/31/23, 03:26:39 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on May 05/31/23, 06:38:34 PM
 :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on June 06/02/23, 04:46:07 PM
Glenn! I found the blue banana!
But, Boar should really learn how to park his truck.....
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on June 06/02/23, 05:02:35 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/02/23, 05:43:26 PM
 :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :super smiley:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on June 06/02/23, 06:28:36 PM
Glenn! I found the blue banana!
But, Boar should really learn how to park his truck.....

It's BLUE TOMATO bucko!!!

When ripping the blue boar,  get it right.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/02/23, 07:17:05 PM
Tomato, banana it's all good!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/03/23, 10:26:48 AM
HD cant share a fishing hole...
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on June 06/03/23, 10:48:07 AM
that's one that could hard to explain!!!  oh my!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on June 06/03/23, 11:23:56 AM
Must have gotten his driving lessons from Rosco P Coltrane.  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on June 06/03/23, 11:26:09 AM
or even Sheriff Buford T. Justice!!!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/03/23, 12:07:51 PM
Or glenn more likely
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on June 06/03/23, 02:45:26 PM
Glenn! I found the blue banana!
But, Boar should really learn how to park his truck.....

It's BLUE TOMATO bucko!!!

When ripping the blue boar,  get it right.

Bucko?.....ooooohhh, that one hurt.
Maybe I should quit the competition because of all the hurtful banter...

NOT   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on June 06/03/23, 03:38:06 PM
Snowflake free zone.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/04/23, 03:24:20 PM
HD, GLENN, DADKIDS!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on June 06/04/23, 03:32:44 PM
Boar is right, I don't even share my fishing spots with my wife....or anything else for that matter....  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on June 06/04/23, 04:42:46 PM
Oh ya!!!  :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on June 06/05/23, 06:42:33 AM
Oh boy!   :hubba:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/08/23, 01:04:17 PM
The face glenn makes when ive beat him in every contest and his own.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/08/23, 01:16:57 PM
 :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: putz!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/12/23, 07:35:14 AM
WEN HD HITS A BIG WAVE AND HIS LIVE WELL POPS OPEN
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Steve-o on June 06/12/23, 09:19:36 AM
Someone dumped out a box of jerk baits.   :doah:  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on June 06/12/23, 09:45:43 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on June 06/12/23, 05:28:22 PM
WEN HD HITS A BIG WAVE AND HIS LIVE WELL POPS OPEN

Yup, the pink ones are Boars, and the blue ones are Dakids (I believe the other colors are Glenn's)....I don't care to go fishing with those guys cause they don't take their jerkbaits home......and they never catch anything with them (that I know of).....  :pouty:

(I need to find new friends that don't fish LGBQ lakes)
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/12/23, 06:26:05 PM
Yea that was a fun trip, but glenn hoarded all the black ones from ya. And i caight all the fish
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Steve-o on June 06/12/23, 07:51:24 PM
(I need to find new friends that don't fish LGBQ lakes)
Would you consider fishing an "L" lake?   :sleazy:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Ramone H. on June 06/14/23, 06:38:24 AM
Boy! Id sure go fishing with HD!! :rotflmao: ;)
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on June 06/14/23, 10:12:20 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on June 06/14/23, 10:41:46 AM
 :stillfish:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on June 06/14/23, 04:33:36 PM
Boy! Id sure go fishing with HD!! :rotflmao: ;)

Well, that ain't gonna  :censored: happen....ever!

I'm gonna take my "balls" and go home!  :nerd:

 :censored: Boar posting his gay crap on here... he's just  :pouty: cause I banned the nudest couple.  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/14/23, 06:10:36 PM
LMAO!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on June 06/15/23, 06:59:20 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/23/23, 08:07:42 AM
Glenn getting ready to fish!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/23/23, 08:11:50 AM
Glenn getting ready to fish!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :tut: :tut: :tut:

that aint me.......thats your 6th grade graduation picture.........your wife showed it to me!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on June 06/23/23, 08:13:47 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Steve-o on June 06/23/23, 08:14:03 AM
Thanks for that...  NOT.

(https://blog.gosafe.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Campaign_1_Facility_Safety/C1_Blog%20Images/Eyewash%20Gif%203.gif?width=1024&name=Eyewash%20Gif%203.gif)
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on June 06/23/23, 08:19:16 AM
Thanks for that...  NOT.

(https://blog.gosafe.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Campaign_1_Facility_Safety/C1_Blog%20Images/Eyewash%20Gif%203.gif?width=1024&name=Eyewash%20Gif%203.gif)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/23/23, 08:39:08 AM
 :pouty: :pouty: with friends like boar......who the hell needs enemies!!!! :doah: :scratch: :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :moon:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/25/23, 10:52:35 AM
yep........ole boarski is still in 8th place.........to busy baking i guess!!!!!!!!! :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/25/23, 11:47:30 AM
And...
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/25/23, 02:52:19 PM
And...
sitting in your recliner watching taped soap operas!!!!!!!!!! :mooning:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/27/23, 07:48:52 AM
Dadkids was out trying to fish again..
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/27/23, 08:02:31 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on June 06/27/23, 08:03:23 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on June 06/27/23, 05:59:09 PM
Hey BLUE TOMATO!!!!!
Where is your name on the leader board?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on June 06/27/23, 06:00:12 PM
Boar is this you?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/27/23, 06:01:17 PM
  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on June 06/27/23, 06:18:39 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/28/23, 04:35:46 AM
Nope. Im at home
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on June 06/28/23, 07:34:23 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on June 06/30/23, 02:47:33 PM
Boar, are you even fishing?  Did you forget to put the plug in on the maiden voyage and it sank?  Hopefully you can get out. It's embarrassing when i get to call you the great blue tomato.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on June 06/30/23, 03:32:48 PM
He's to busy baking and doing girly stuff to do man type stuff!! :rotflmao: :mooning:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/30/23, 06:47:07 PM
Nope. But i  did find dadkids fishing reel in case he caught a big one.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on June 06/30/23, 07:34:39 PM
Nope. But i  did find dadkids fishing reel in case he caught a big one.

Not in case.   WHEN!!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on June 06/30/23, 07:38:26 PM
Hey BLUE tomato, Walmart has your fishing rods on sale.  Better hurry!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on June 06/30/23, 11:38:44 PM
And id still out fish you!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on July 07/01/23, 01:59:09 PM
Even though Bobber has the total length, DE is winning 3 out of the 4 categories.
https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?topic=42402.msg433135#msg433135
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/01/23, 02:51:06 PM
Even though Bobber has the total length, DE is winning 3 out of the 4 categories.
https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?topic=42402.msg433135#msg433135

He's retired.  Go figure
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on July 07/01/23, 03:32:27 PM
yea its still early!!!!!!!!! :pouty:

even boar and the thing he calls a boat could catch a fish!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: probably not........but odd things do happen!!!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Bobberineyes on July 07/02/23, 04:22:29 PM
Just thought I'd throw it out, every contest fish I've ever entered went back in the lake.. :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/05/23, 10:29:47 PM
Glenn uses a spearing the winter.  I'm going to start using my traps.  You guys are done.  Deadeye, I'm coming for you!!!

https://ericnestor.com/what-happens-when-trapping-crosses-with-fishing-video/?fbclid=IwAR26iepvpRffD3EM41wwTgrSZSDUyDkAvguFKX5zsS68y_vdIIo_ZLoGrxA
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on July 07/06/23, 06:32:26 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on July 07/06/23, 07:12:04 AM
The face dadkids makes when he thinks a pan trap will work for fishing.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on July 07/06/23, 07:44:24 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on July 07/06/23, 08:42:34 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/06/23, 02:58:33 PM
The face boar (blue tomato) makes when he realizes he's in dead last and can't catch any fish.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on July 07/06/23, 06:17:08 PM
Copy cat! Oh how original, so creative! Just like glenn. Always on my shirt tails
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/06/23, 09:20:52 PM
Copy cat! Oh how original, so creative! Just like glenn. Always on my shirt tails

Smack talk, maybe.    Your fish catching ability.  Never!!!  Lol
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: deadeye on July 07/09/23, 08:56:40 PM
Ahhhh, it's great to be retired. Yes DK, it hardly seems fair, I've been out fishing 12 out of the past 19 days. Life is good.  :azn:

(https://tinypix.co.uk/images/2023/07/10/IMG_5649-R.md.jpeg) (https://tinypix.co.uk/image/IMG-5649-R.DKQF)
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on July 07/10/23, 07:34:23 AM
Well it seems yu fish better than you hunt deer...oooooochie!! :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/10/23, 10:47:35 PM
Well it seems yu fish better than you hunt deer...oooooochie!! :rotflmao:

I guided 3 of my kids to deer last year on one good knee.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/10/23, 10:55:01 PM
Boar, how many deer did your family shoot?

I upgraded my pike today and tomorrow I'm going to chase bassfor the 1st time this year.

Blue tomato, When are you going to fish?  Putz
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on July 07/11/23, 04:28:54 AM
All thee who enter the smack thread are therfor subjected to smacks. Here he comes to save the day!!!! Might jerr is on his way!! Deer are cattle.ooooh so hard to kill with a long range rifle. :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on July 07/13/23, 05:53:04 PM
Dadkids getting ready to use his pan traps for fishing..
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on July 07/13/23, 05:56:10 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: can't unseen that now  :crazy: :mooning: :confused: :confused:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Jerkbiat on July 07/14/23, 05:05:12 AM
X2  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Steve-o on July 07/14/23, 06:02:15 AM
OK.  So that pic Boar posted has 3 views...  It goes without saying one of them was Ramone. 

The question is... Which other two guys had to click on that to get a closer look?   :confused:  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Steve-o on July 07/14/23, 09:29:23 AM
Now the view count is up to 5... and no one is fessin' up.   :whistling:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/14/23, 03:29:22 PM
Dadkids getting ready to use his pan traps for fishing..


Boar, you promised you wouldn't share that picture if I used KY on your tender butt hole.  You're no longer my favorite catcher. Putz
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/14/23, 03:38:57 PM
Boar, nice boots.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1436939590401260?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on July 07/14/23, 07:28:23 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on July 07/15/23, 03:42:53 PM
Glenn with his twin on the right.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on July 07/15/23, 03:50:00 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on July 07/15/23, 08:07:44 PM
 :pouty: :tut: oh boar tried to be funny! :crazy: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on July 07/15/23, 09:07:27 PM
Which one is glenn and which one is boar?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on July 07/16/23, 07:50:31 AM
Which one is glenn and which one is boar?
:scratch: :scratch: :scratch: and here i thought that was you and boar on a date!!!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on July 07/18/23, 09:40:18 AM
Fish all around him and glenn still cant catch a fish..
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Steve-o on July 07/18/23, 11:27:39 AM
Mark that spot!  That's good structure for next season.   :happy1: :rotflmao: :bonk:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dew2 on July 07/30/23, 05:16:37 PM
Dadkids getting ready to use his pan traps for fishing..
why aint that docho libre glenns tag team partner? in the ring how do i delete this and repost with the pic?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on July 07/30/23, 06:56:14 PM
Well hello stranger. :happy1: :happy1:

Don't bother deleting just post the picture. I'm sure it's one of me with a big fish...  Right  :sleazy:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on July 07/30/23, 06:59:30 PM
Well hello stranger. :happy1: :happy1:

Don't bother deleting just post the picture. I'm sure it's one of me with a big fish...  Right  :sleazy:

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on August 08/03/23, 10:08:45 PM
Caught my 1st bass using a plastic worm 🪱.   Actually caught 5 of them. 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on August 08/05/23, 10:12:52 PM
I was on fire tonight.  30bass on bubble gum colored worms.  Thanks Deadeye.  You created a monster.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on August 08/06/23, 09:16:51 AM
30 lb bass? Come on glenn really?? 30 lbs...
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on August 08/06/23, 02:39:49 PM
30 lb bass? Come on glenn really?? 30 lbs...

What color is the sky in your world right now?   BLUE, as in blue tomato. 💙
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on August 08/06/23, 02:55:08 PM
30 lb bass? Come on glenn really?? 30 lbs...

What color is the sky in your world right now?   BLUE, as in blue tomato. 💙
:super smiley: :super smiley: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :nerd:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on August 08/07/23, 11:59:00 AM
I was on fire tonight.  30bass on bubble gum colored worms.  Thanks Deadeye.  You created a monster.
Not thencolor in yur world thats for sure
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on August 08/07/23, 07:00:30 PM
Has the blue tomato even been put into a lake yet?
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on August 08/07/23, 07:38:33 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on August 08/08/23, 09:45:16 AM
I like tomatoes.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on August 08/20/23, 01:40:17 PM
I heard glenn and jerry went fishin and still couldnt catch a fish muchless.snag one.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on August 08/20/23, 01:53:31 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:.....wait isnt that the blue tomato in the backgound!!!!!!!!! :scratch: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on August 08/20/23, 04:28:09 PM
Glenn...thats the sky buddy..
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on August 08/20/23, 05:54:45 PM
When is the blue boar bag of wind going to post a fish?  Is your wife going to let you take the blue tomato on the lake? 
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on August 08/20/23, 06:03:35 PM
When is the blue boar bag of wind going to post a fish?  Is your wife going to let you take the blue tomato on the lake?
:super smiley: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :nerd:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on September 09/04/23, 11:14:02 AM
BOAR!
 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on September 09/04/23, 11:15:47 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on September 09/04/23, 11:34:34 AM
 :rotflmao: yep!! :rotflmao: :puke:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on September 09/04/23, 01:27:42 PM
And HD STILL  couldnt land a fish!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: HD on September 09/04/23, 03:07:46 PM
Yeah, but you working on that old lady is not going to sit well with Lori..... especially when she catches all your fish.
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on September 09/05/23, 03:05:55 AM
A mans gota do wat a mans gota do!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on September 09/12/23, 08:36:59 PM
Figured out why boar can't post fish.  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on September 09/25/23, 07:35:11 PM
Found a picture of boars fish locator on his blue tomato!! :happy1:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: mike89 on September 09/25/23, 07:40:55 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on September 09/25/23, 07:45:15 PM
No thats a picture of me stuffin yur muffin head into the mudd bottom cauae yu threw threw the anchor without a rope attached
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: glenn57 on September 09/25/23, 07:50:02 PM
 :mooning: :mooning: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: LPS on September 09/25/23, 09:32:01 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: dakids on November 11/10/23, 11:26:04 AM
Did anyone happen to see the final leader board?

Dead last is the "Great Blue Tomato"

Better luck next year buddy!!!
Title: Re: 2023 smack thread
Post by: Boar on November 11/10/23, 08:03:02 PM
The great Bleu TORNADO....didnt even hit water. Lmao!