Minnesota Outdoorsman
General Category => Anything & Everything => Topic started by: Rebel SS on October 10/20/19, 06:20:49 PM
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Boy, they sure nailed it............best millennial explanation yet! :evil:
https://youtu.be/BnMVlFnrjYc
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Who hasn't been behind this guy? :rotflmao:
https://youtu.be/2oq0YNo02KM
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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I stole a couple of these for my face book friends...I got a few laughs. Thanks.
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Merry Christmas...
(https://christmas.365greetings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/funny-christmas-cards.jpg)
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:rotflmao:
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:doah:
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Let's see if this bad boy let's me post pics, etc....
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/lifestyle/mom-makes-epic-ugly-christmas-sweater-for-daughter/vi-BBY40x8
good one!!!
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https://photos.app.goo.gl/N9s1y3oPK1p2ZY3H7
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https://photos.app.goo.gl/N9s1y3oPK1p2ZY3H7
sorry, off the topic, but had my 14 year old granddaughter help me try to figure out how to post pictures. not quiet the result I wanted but its a start.
this is the urn my stepdad made for my lab CoCo. he did an absolute awesome job!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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: ;)
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For those still stewing about it...
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Looks like a few of the ones on here's daily "Good morning" ritual. :angel:
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(https://i.etsystatic.com/8806157/r/il/b5cf40/1170362830/il_570xN.1170362830_hj3f.jpg)
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Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho. :happy1:
https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Man he is all heart isn't he? He puts everything into it. How funny... He even made that shaggy dog on the platform nervous...
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what a pup!! so full of energy!!!
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Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho. :happy1:
https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
As much as he likes gettin in trouble you know who's dog he should be :scratch:, don't cha? :whistling: ;) :laugh: :laugh:
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Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho. :happy1:
https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
As much as he likes gettin in trouble you know who's dog he should be :scratch:, don't cha? :whistling: ;) :laugh: :laugh:
hmmm... Haven't a clue?? :scratch: :scratch:
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Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho. :happy1:
https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
As much as he likes gettin in trouble you know who's dog he should be :scratch:, don't cha? :whistling: ;) :laugh: :laugh:
hmmm... Haven't a clue?? :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: :doah: I think we should adopt him & change his name to bm647. ;) :laugh:
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Good one. Or in our house bread wrapper..
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can openers too!!!
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Good thing he didn't say he doesn't like cats..... :rolleyes:
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here kitty kitty??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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that is so crazy it's funny!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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What Mike said. :happy1: :rotflmao: :crazy:
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:scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I shared with my social media friends....look out Gramps... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I shared with my social media friends....look out Gramps... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A few moans and groans and some head shakes too. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/solar-system/a31958857/uranus-is-leaking-gas/ (https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/solar-system/a31958857/uranus-is-leaking-gas/)
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What to do at home these next few weeks.....click on vid.... :rotflmao:
https://kluv.radio.com/blogs/miles-in-the-morning/quarantined-couple-recreates-riding-a-horse-in-hilarious-vid
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I could like horses there!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: good one!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I knew this wasn't going to end well.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:scratch: :doah: :laugh: :laugh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:puke:
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there ya go Glenn!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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there ya go Glenn!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :pouty: :pouty: :tut: :tut: :tut: :tut:
that's right up you auld pharts alley!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning:
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/34-5e6f9529abe76__700.jpg)
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Going fishing in your mind......
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Just in time for Easter.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Going fishing in your mind......
I ain't to far away from dat happenin! :banghead:
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(https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/01-Clever-Jokes-That-Make-You-Sound-Smart-Nicole-Fornabaio-rd.com_-760x506.jpg)
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For some reason the wife thought maybe I shouldn't wear this as my Covid protection when I go to the grocery store.
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O, why not? I'm surprised there haven't been a buncha robberies already because of things like this....no one's gonna question that get up. Already seen it here, no different.
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stand your ground and wear it LPS!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Maybe he's afraid since they can't see him, he won't get the senior discount. :rotflmao: Hey wait; I've never gotten one yet! :angry:
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Maybe he's afraid since they can't see him, he won't get the senior discount. :rotflmao: Hey wait; I've never gotten one yet! :angry:
dang dude ya should be gettin the discount all the time!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Never even been asked about it yet!I must be too hunky and vivacious! :sleazy:
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Never even been asked about it yet!I must be too hunky and vivacious! :sleazy:
yep....that's it!!!!!! :doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels? ;)
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Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels? ;)
NO...…...da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
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Well duh! Stuff don't grow in winter! :doofus:
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(https://storage.googleapis.com/nrpassets/uploads/embeds/1584437238-chuck_norris.png)
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Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels? ;)
NO...…...da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
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Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels? ;)
NO...…...da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Which problem, catching :fish2: :rotflmao: :mooning:
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Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels? ;)
NO...…...da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Which problem, catching :fish2: :rotflmao: :mooning:
:angry2: :confused: :tut: :tut: :rotflmao:
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Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels? ;)
NO...…...da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
The drain hole in the bottom? :rotflmao: Nope, no more online Mr Fixit for anything. Officially retired from that last year. Shops's closed. Gone fishin'. :fishing:
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Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels? ;)
NO...…...da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
I just brought it in. :mooning: :mooning:
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No; you TOOK it in.... :tut: Didn't Miss Krump teach you anything?! :rotflmao:
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Good pic of the snowstorm Rebs. :rotflmao:
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Have a great weekend everyone. I got 8 or 9 trail cameras to get hung up tomorrow and some dead chicken to put on a grill tomorrow night. :happy1:
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Shopping at Kroger today... Shelves were empty, but Man! People are nice! :happy1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXuv8rfADa8
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Shopping at Kroger today... Shelves were empty, but Man! People are nice! :happy1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXuv8rfADa8
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: nice pointer!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2020/04/21
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Well, maybe not me, but a few here seem to brag a little.
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both are good!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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well we know it aint boar!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Just came across this and thought of you guys. Meat-lovers of course. :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Good 1, Bobber! :cool: That kind of reminds me of the legal :smoking: MJ for chemo patients bandwagon I've been a supporter of for 20+ years. :crazy:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/d6/3c/40d63c9694028cd42000d024e24317ac.jpg)
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:scratch: That 1 reminds me of glenn. :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: That 1 reminds me of glenn. :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut:
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:scratch: What? :doah: I didn't say which 1. :rolleyes: :nerd: :nerd:
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I wonder what Glenn really smokes in his pipe? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I wonder what Glenn really smokes in his pipe? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut: i'll never tell!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I wonder what Glenn really smokes in his pipe? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:scratch: Whatever it is, he needs more. ;) Might mellow him out a little. :sleazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: Sure wouldn't hurt anything!!
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Good one!
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Just a little fishing humor... :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:
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Very clever. :happy1:
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that's a good one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:confused: Buried In The Sand :banghead:
Remember as a kid when you would lose something to the sea and hope it’d wash back up on the shore? This is like that, only the thing lost isn’t a toy or a boogie-board, it’s a boat.
We can just imagine the owner of this boat being out on the sea and suddenly having to evacuate. Perhaps it toppled over, leaving the riders in life-jackets out in the water as they watched the current yank their boat back to shore.
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must be from California!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:confused: Buried In The Sand :banghead:
Remember as a kid when you would lose something to the sea and hope it’d wash back up on the shore? This is like that, only the thing lost isn’t a toy or a boogie-board, it’s a boat.
We can just imagine the owner of this boat being out on the sea and suddenly having to evacuate. Perhaps it toppled over, leaving the riders in life-jackets out in the water as they watched the current yank their boat back to shore.
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(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=71107;image)
That boat pic reminded me of this...
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/60/1d/d8601da2802b7454b36774d3a3475ad3.jpg)
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What a shot that is!
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What a shot that is!
Wasn't sure if everyone would get the reference to the final scene to Planet of the Apes.
(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/870657/planet-apes-1968-ending-you-blew-it.jpg?w=790&f=b1fde29d8cd5a0fd41c9917b38cfa410)
I wasn't trying to make any political statement. :doah:
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Oh ya I remembered it. :happy1:
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Hard to believe that movie is 52 years old!
(https://a.1stdibscdn.com/planet-of-the-apes-for-sale-picture-2/f_9891/f_134002711548002097581/PLANET_OF_THE_APES_QUAD_master.jpg?width=768)
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Isn't that hard to believe. They were some awesome movies. Great filming etc...
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:embarrassed:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Stand back
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Hard to believe that movie is 52 years old!
(https://a.1stdibscdn.com/planet-of-the-apes-for-sale-picture-2/f_9891/f_134002711548002097581/PLANET_OF_THE_APES_QUAD_master.jpg?width=768)
When are we going to Evolve and stop burning down Targets? :doah:
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This may be an indication for the future. The Apes/Sasquatch may end up ruling the world after all of the dumb asses left and right cancel each other out.
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We got deer camp mowed and I came home to this. It's probably an oldie, but I had to share.
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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:shocked:
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Sick!!! LOL
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X2. LMAO
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Our Kitten has been missing fur weeks..... :pouty:
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:smoking:
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:shocked:
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Man that is pretty darn good.
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that is great!!! looks close to real!!!
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X2
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That would be scary to have it in your table looking at you.
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Why does this have Glenn written all over it. :rotflmao:
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tooooo funny!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I shared with a few of my hunting friends.
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Good one! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Again, no names will be mentioned.
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yup Glenn will be back so get yer boots ready!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Not unlike those in self quarantine, he'll probably show off some of his newfound skills since he retired! :happy1:
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Good one. Sometimes we realize we are more talented then we thought! :sleazy:
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Good one. Sometimes we realize we are more talented then we thought! :sleazy:
just think what she could do to Glenn!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :censored: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Or what she could find out about him. We may or may not want to know. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:
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:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:
yea so??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:
yea so??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Sniff, sniff, sniff
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Oh were you gone? :rotflmao:
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:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:
Hey buddy! Ya miss us? :rotflmao:
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:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:
Hey buddy! Ya miss us? :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: yea like a bad case of poison ivy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doah: :pouty: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Story of my life. When my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. :doah:
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Heading out soon.
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GT you do know who that is don't you? That is Dakids. That is his beaver trapping rig. Now you probably hurt his feelings. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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GT you do know who that is don't you? That is Dakids. That is his beaver trapping rig. Now you probably hurt his feelings. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
naw remember he got a different car!!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Ya his new truck. I wonder if he kept the little car too?
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I was at the bank yesterday before they closed and the teller was handing out these. The man in front of me smiled and winked and as he gave it back said “Oh I need a MUCH bigger one than this.” The teller said “No sir. It goes on your finger for the ATM.”
I died!! 😂🤣🤣
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Good one. :rotflmao:
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oh my!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: That was a good one! She's a sweety.
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Glenn????
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Glenn????
ya whined and pissed and moaned ya couldn't post pictures only to post that. :scratch: :confused: :tut: :tut: :confused: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That's more boars line of hunting. :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Ya so, ya so. But I figured it out and you diiiiiidnt . :moon: :moon: :nerd: :nerd:
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Ya so, ya so. But I figured it out and you diiiiiidnt . :moon: :moon: :nerd: :nerd:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: damn cougars!!!!!!! :rotflmao:
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:hubba: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :super smiley: hahaha MIKEY.....go figure, we got one here!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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always enjoyed Elvira!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...
First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word!
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, wear sun-block!
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Smart man! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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2nd that Jb!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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I might have to use that line. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh wait, what is sex???
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:scratch: :scratch: i've have never needed sunblock for sex??????? i dont get it!!!!! :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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From the "Blondes R Us" oil change garage.
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excellent!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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How about this one??
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too funny!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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oh my!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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reckon that would work for cottage cheese and various other inedibles to. :happy1: :rotflmao:
Please refer to the list!;! :happy1:
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So, are you saying that with Thanksgiving on the way we need to update "the list"? :rotflmao:
Glenn's list:
1. bacon
2. whipped cream
3. tater tot hot dish
4. pancakes
5. tartar sauce
6. black olives
7. waffles
8. catfish
9. sweet pickles
10. marshmallows
11. apple juice
12. honey
13, Panko bread crumbs
14. green olives
15. cottage cheese
16. cream style corn
17. mango
18. pickled beets
19. herring in cream sauce
20. cooked or canned pineapple
21. Johnsonville Brats
22. fried green tomatoes
23. sweet potatoes/yams
24. squash
25. maple syrup
26. Panko
27. Rutabaga
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Maybe!!! :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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Unreal! Did you print out the list Glenn so your wife can refer to it when she cooks for you? LOL Tape it inside a cupboard door.
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Isn't this whole group like Bob??? We love the outdoors..
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Good one GT! LOL never saw that one before.
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Good one!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
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LOLOL Good one!
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Good one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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I am stealing for my face book gang!!!
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Tool time:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Actually kind of clever too.
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LOL!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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In the old days that might have been called a Polack Socket Wrench Set. :embarrassed:
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we called them honda wrenchs too.. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I had to share these. Thanks. I'm sure I will get a few moans and groans. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Do they ever listen?
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Do they ever listen?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: where's da beer :doah:
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:bambi:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Some good ones!!!
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Attn: glenn
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:cheerleader: :banghead: training-087 damn santa must have alzheimer's. :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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most likely better for ya in the long run!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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that would have been Glenn!!!! :happy1:
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that would have been Glenn!!!! :happy1:
huh :scratch: what :doah: who me. :angel: :evil:
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LMAO!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough andturns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'
They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
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yea right!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Oh that is a good one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A classic and it's not very funny. :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A classic and it's not very funny. :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
why do say that?? cause you might resemble it?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: sorry had to say it!! besides Glenn dared me!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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A classic and it's not very funny. :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
why do say that?? cause you might resemble it?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: sorry had to say it!! besides Glenn dared me!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
:tut: :tut: :tut: did no such thing!!!!!!!! :pouty:
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It actually is funny. It is just that the Vikings suck.
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As a joke, my brother Jim used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jim's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore .
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. 'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
"Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jim said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jim's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
I can't wait until next Christmas.
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As a joke, my brother Jim used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jim's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore .
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. 'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
"Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jim said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jim's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
I can't wait until next Christmas.
I have a few face book friends name Jim, so I stole this and asked which one is getting a Christmas gift. Thanks
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Hey GT I got it as an email so it's all good!! :happy1: :happy1:
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:coffee:
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:crazy: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Clever. :rotflmao:
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;)
:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1: :sleazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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yes it's been 5 whole days!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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yes it's been 5 whole days!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
day aint over yet!!!!!! :tut: :happy1: :happy1:
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yes it's been 5 whole days!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
day aint over yet!!!!!! :tut: :happy1: :happy1:
very true!!
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:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Leech, iffin ya had your 😷 on noone would of noticed??? :scratch: :rotflmao:
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Anybody else???
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sure why not!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/22/40/99/224099133e79f8a0fbcab1ff8a66c112--fishing-humor-fishing-tips.jpg)
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I'm stealing this one. :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Know of any ladies?? I suspect this one may have been around a time or two.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is pretty funny....
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:scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Might be a repeat but still funny.
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Might be a repeat but still funny.
I had to share with my social media friends...thanks.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I seen another meme like that with a different theme!!🤣
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And you think you have a bad job. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Mary had a little lamb.
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Mary had a little lamb.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dotch??????????????/
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Ouch!!
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Ouch!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: best go see if my boats in the shed yet!! :confused: :rotflmao:
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Ouch!!
beg ditch hit that !! :rotflmao:
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Mary had a little lamb.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dotch??????????????/
I have lots of white packages to choose from in the freezer. Need to grill some soon!
Boar, yer gonna hafta translate. I have no idea what glenn is trying to say... :rotflmao:
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Of course this would never be anyone on this site. But, a little something to brighten up this chilly day.
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that has Glenn written all over it!!! :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
that has Glenn written all over it!!! :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut: :tut: :doah: :pouty:
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Words of wisdom
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that is funny!! :rotflmao:
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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.
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Couldn't resist
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I wonder if some do this camping.
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love it!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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No crap???
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so true!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Ain't that the truth!
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:scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: no sh!t.
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Hahaha! 😃 😃 😃
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Hahaha! 😃 😃 😃
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Wife sent this to me.
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Be careful out there guys.
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amen!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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All right, who is the smarty pants?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: there both pretty dang funny!!!!!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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it sure is!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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For sure! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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They move real fast.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Now that is a good idea. Or not. LOL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_G4CsRnb8c
love it!! here's one ya can listen too!!!
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Will he be asked to pray again??
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: damn little johhny! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Be careful.
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Some good ones!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You had to ask!! :mooning: :mooning:
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Who does this remind me of? :scratch:
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:scratch: :scratch: Mikey???🥴
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I gotta keep up with 57
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:scratch: :scratch: Mikey???🥴
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I gotta keep up with 57
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: :scratch: Mikey???🥴
well that is the brand I generally buy, so could be... :scratch:
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What's a little snow.
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that is so true!!!!
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Fargo again???
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That isn't Stumpy is it?
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Just don't get to close to the exhaust.
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the folks in Washington could use that!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Wish I still had my green truck now!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I think a few can relate to this
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That would be me laying on the floor. LOL!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That would be me laying on the floor. LOL!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh Ya, I tease my wife about it all of the time. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I can relate with this toon...
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And this a bunch of crap?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Good one! :happy1:
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Upcoming mergers. No laughing please.
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Glenn and Boar ?
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:sleazy: :rotflmao: just goes to show you I can catch fish anywhere. :mooning: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:tut: :tut: , Mikey says dats you with the net.. :mooning:
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:tut: :tut: , Mikey says dats you with the net.. :mooning:
:banghead: :banghead: training-087 :taz: that damn Mikey........ :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: but could be......next to da beer cooler!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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Sounds like something Miley Cyrus would do. :bonk:
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Sounds like something Miley Cyrus would do. :bonk:
:tut: oh boy, your gonna be in LPS's crosshairs now. :rotflmao:
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Glenn, I am trying to get some work done and you had to bring her up didn't you??? Now I have to hit Youtube for a quick fix of Miley.
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Glenn, I am trying to get some work done and you had to bring her up didn't you??? Now I have to hit Youtube for a quick fix of Miley.
:tut: :tut: :tut: that wasnt me......that was that dasterdly Steveo!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i just tried to warn him!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Gotta find this fishing spot......
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Would you be willing ta divulge da location of tat secret honey hole if-in ya find it? :scratch:
I wouldn't like ta run into a hungry musky,pike er walleye in dat situation. :pouty:
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thankfully it wasn't a northern!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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The new grocery store section. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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The best job in the world, wx forecaster, even when they are wrong, it's not their fault.
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Forgot all of the above as an option. :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Glenn told me to post this for mikey & boar since he's not very good at posting pictures... :rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: The older we get the more that applies.....
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Smooth talker.... :sleazy:
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Mike is going to try that with Linda later. :sleazy: :shocked: :rotflmao:
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Mike is going to try that with Linda later. :sleazy: :shocked: :rotflmao:
yea right!! don't need too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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This one cracks me up.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is pretty good GT.
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:scratch: Lee and Borgie? :scratch: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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sweet!!!
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I like it. :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Pet Fish
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line...you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: My kind of plant.
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dang right LPS!!! :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Ok that's it. I am not going to get one of those things for sure now.
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Seen this on a truck at menards... I thought it was funny 👍👍
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And that is exactly how it works. LOL
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Hmm. Maybe I need to try that. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I was going to put this one under the "Birds in the back yard", but decided it fit here better.
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Happy Easter???
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Really good idea! :happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good luck with that idea!!!! just sayin!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good luck with that idea!!!! just sayin!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well since we have no kids at home........that got to me thinking what i could get my wife next????? :scratch: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
wonder iffin i'd have to move up north permanently??? :scratch: :scratch: :doah: :doah: :rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good luck with that idea!!!! just sayin!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well since we have no kids at home........that got to me thinking what i could get my wife next????? :scratch: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
wonder iffin i'd have to move up north permanently??? :scratch: :scratch: :doah: :doah: :rolleyes:
oh you would miss your wife to much for that!!! :rotflmao:
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October 26, 2017 ·
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa."
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SO I wonder if that is how Gunner got there? LOL
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October 26, 2017 ·
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Cold Spring."
:tut: :mooning: :pouty: There I fixed it for ya!! :sleazy: :nerd: :nerd: :evil: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:confused: :mooning: :mooning: isn't it date night in Inger for you :confused: :sleazy: :sleazy: :moon: :rotflmao:
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:azn:
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oh gawd is that funny!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Oh Oh
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hey that sounds like the boy's new pups eating every thing!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
wonder if will tickle on the way out????? :scratch:
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hey that sounds like the boy's new pups eating every thing!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
wonder if will tickle on the way out????? :scratch:
yea no kidding..................... :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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oh gawd is that funny!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
yeppers......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:evil:
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An electrifying post! :rotflmao:
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An electrifying post! :rotflmao:
Growing up I always told my little brother the electric fence was off weather it was or not.
Today believe it or not he has his own electrical business. I always tell him I’m shocked he’s an electrician.
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The look on that guys face!!
Should I yes or no?
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Social distancing guidelines.
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I came across this one from a few years back,still makes me smile.
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had to think about that one HD!!! it's a good one!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bobber's is too!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD-gVBbkf0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD-gVBbkf0)
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I can't imagine this happening to any of our members. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Old classic. Still good.
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This one may have been around before, but I thought it would be good to share.
At least my grandkids wouldn't be the ones complaining. They do both though.
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need more of that............
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:confused: awe geeze... Hope I can hold down supper!! :pouty: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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now I know why I never went to those reunions!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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I won't go to anymore now.
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I was smart enough to not go to any of mine. ;)
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i went to a few of mine, the gals that looked like the second picture back on graduation day i dont recall at any reunions???? :rotflmao: yea not sure i'll be going to anymore either.................
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New ideas.
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:scratch:
And they wonder why Viagra sells are so high? It didn't just stop working. It wanted too! :undecided:
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My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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excellent!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:applause: :super smiley: :super smiley: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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Do you think you could center your boat on this trailer? :cool:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Clean hands, clean toilet.
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the beer must have cold then!!! :rotflmao:
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And this would never happen to anyone on this site.
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That is pretty funny. Must be a cross between a sheepshead and a pirahna.
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Izzat you GT? :scratch::whistling::rotflmao:
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and then there is the green treated section too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ain't that right.
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So true!!
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My wife says ain't that the truth. :confused: :rotflmao:
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AND she doesn't look irritated about it!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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It's not the size of the nose that matters. It's how you wiggle it. :rotflmao:
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(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=75101;image)
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Now insert your own punch line here...
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For all the "Dad" fisherman on Father's Day.
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And just for those who use a camper.
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Does this happen to your rod???
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For all the "Dad" fisherman on Father's Day.
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I had to look GT. Fathers Day isn't until June 20th! AND great day it is!
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:happy1: :happy1: :happy1: Some good ones!
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I know some would ask this.
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Let's try this again with a bigger picture
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Right on! :happy1:
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(https://castandspear.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/FISHING-MEME-1.jpg)
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0297/3497/files/Funny-Fishing-Memes_Pull-the-Plug_600x600.jpg?v=1609946036)
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(https://i2.wp.com/premierangler.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Funny-Fishing-Memes_Happiest-Day-of-my-Life.jpg?w=1170&ssl=1)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Good one SteveO
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that's a real quacker!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh man what a mess.
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:surrender:
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Of course they do. Their legs are very short and have a hard time reaching the gas pedal.
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I can see that happening!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Good one.
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oh my!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: another version of the ol 2 55 AC!!!!!!
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Minnesota is next!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:cheesy:
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:surrender:
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:doah:
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unconditional love!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “Don’t know her name — they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she has sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, "I thought my husband was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to come back. This morning I got a phone call from my husband he claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”..................
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SO always be nice to the neighbor lady.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: i've been trying to tell you guys this for years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pouty: :smoking: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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(https://i.imgflip.com/2nm50z.jpg)
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This is probably an oldie, but I thought I would share anyway.
One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."
"For reading a book"? she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!.............
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: SO.....where you a victim of this just recently???? :scratch: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mikey wanted to know!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Seems legit.....
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:rotflmao:
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;)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: SO.....where you a victim of this just recently???? :scratch: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mikey wanted to know!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Not recently but every once in a while. To level the playing field, I fed Ruby some hunks of onion rings. She'll stink by morning, guaranteed! :happy1:
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Wait, what?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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must be some really legggy birds!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Reminds me of once I bought some off brand thighs. We baked them and when we were eating I felt something and here it was a bunch of pin things sticking out that weren't cleaned up. I never bought that brand again. Yuck!!
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Great job.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: good thing I actually seen LPS's camper setup last weekend. :rotflmao: unless that's his setup at home it wasn't at noma lake. :happy1:
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that Noma lake camp ground is right by Clear lake... My Aunt and uncle had a cabin there!!!!
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Neat area! Was real busy though on the 4th weekend. Surprised me.
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:puke:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Confucius say, if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe. :cool:
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;)
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You got that right!
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:happy1: :happy1:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:shocked:
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yup only here!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:confused:
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:crazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:cheesy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :happy1:
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:tongue:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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A couple of chick bikers
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A couple of smokin hot biker chicks!! I might hafta steal that one Tom, thanks!
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A couple of smokin hot biker chicks!! I might hafta steal that one Tom, thanks!
Go for it.
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that is cool!!! I would have one too!!
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:afro:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :clap:
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:moon: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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I just turned KFAN on hoping to hear some Vikes stuff and I see they have a notice saying they will no longer be using FB for comments anymore. LOL
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What horse's do when your not looking.....
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Nobody I know.
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sounds like Glenn!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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sounds like Glenn!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
training-087 training-087 :banghead: :pouty: :pouty: :tut: :tut: :tut: :tut: :rotflmao:
yea so>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: :sleazy:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: aint that the truth!!!!!!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:bonk:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I thought about putting this one on the "what on the grill" forum, but decided it fit here better.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: boober is that you and da misses. :rotflmao:
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and yer the one home alone!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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and yer the one home alone!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
no I'm home with the hounds!! :mooning: :rotflmao:
I thought it be Leech, but no way his wife would do that. Married to him she gotta be a saint. :happy1: :rotflmao: :surrender:
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Yowsers.. :bonk: , naw like leech says, it's all fun n games til someone loses a Weiner!! :rotflmao:
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and yer the one home alone!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
no I'm home with the hounds!! :mooning: :rotflmao:
I thought it be Leech, but no way his wife would do that. Married to him she gotta be a saint. :happy1: :rotflmao: :surrender:
Hey, don't drag me into your little perverted meme discussion! 😇
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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and yer the one home alone!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
no I'm home with the hounds!! :mooning: :rotflmao:
I thought it be Leech, but no way his wife would do that. Married to him she gotta be a saint. :happy1: :rotflmao: :surrender:
Hey, don't drag me into your little perverted meme discussion! 😇
yea you never start any thing!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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oh my!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What do you think I was laughing at????????????
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:popcorn: :popcorn:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What do you think I was laughing at????????????
:confused: :scratch: Yea not sure what the hell I did. :crazy: I'm blaming the heat. :confused: :pouty:
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:scratch:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: creamy or chunky. :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What do you think I was laughing at????????????
:confused: :scratch: Yea not sure what the hell I did. :crazy: I'm blaming the heat. :confused: :pouty:
You sure it wasn't the beer???
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:tut: :tut: nope haven't had any today
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Well, that answers that........
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Huh?? :scratch: :scratch: :rotflmao:
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OK, who’s gonna splain it to him?
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Not me. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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LOLOL good one!
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OK, who’s gonna splain it to him?
:pouty: :pouty: sheez i know what it meant!!!!!! :doah:
its da age old question......what came first, da chicken or da egg!!!!!!!!!! :smoking: :sleazy: :mooning: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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his wife helped him!!!! :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Hhhhhmmmmmm........, I can tell which one is Glenn.......
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Great sweatshirt.
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OK, who’s gonna splain it to him?
:scratch: :doah: Pics help but cartoons are better!! :doofus: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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OK, who’s gonna splain it to him?
:scratch: :doah: Pics help but cartoons are better!! :doofus: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut: :mooning: :rotflmao:
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A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat club across the lake for their first legal drink.
So when Lars' 21st came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Lars stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned. Sven managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he asked, "it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"
Granny looked into Lars' eyes and said, "Because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January. You were born in July."
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I'm not sure, but I think one of them has a first name that starts with a G.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I'm not sure, but I think one of them has a first name that starts with a G.
Gunner???
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:tut: :mooning: :mooning: :scratch: I'm bettin everybody was thinkin it was somethin more like G_ _ _ . :whistling:
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Gee, how many will figure this one out????
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
so very true!!!! :rotflmao:
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:bonk:
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The wife told me this one last night. This guy sees a cockroach in the kitchen so he scrubbed everything down in the kitchen. Floors, countertops, table top, everything hoping no more cockroaches would want to be there. The next day the wife put the cockroach in the bathroom. LOLOL
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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have to ask Glenn!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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This morning I told the wife that I may put a cockroach in my truck so she will clean it out. She laughed and said she would just kill the cockroach and I can clean my own truck. LOLOL Well I tried! :sleazy:
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You might end up with this shirt yet.... :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: I love it!
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good shirt!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:bonk:
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good shirt!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Have a strong feeling it'll be mine. Mayhap I should order Glenn one too... ;)
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You might end up with this shirt yet.... :rotflmao:
The wife would probably get me one if I showed her.
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You might end up with this shirt yet.... :rotflmao:
The wife would probably get me one if I showed her.
Same here.
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:scratch:
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:drinking:
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that would be Glenn all day long!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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So true.
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:clap:
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:rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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sounds like more CDC work!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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;)
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."
The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry, but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
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At the Dotch household. ;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Hmmm
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:shocked:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=76411;image)
SuzyQ might have been a good option for Mr. Twinkie... :sleazy:
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qlEODLBvoHc/WrjtJFwdPtI/AAAAAAAA9Rs/IVPccdjzVzYw5VLMVn2Wv_fwe9LX0O5TgCLcBGAs/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/hostess-suzy-qs-2018-01.jpg)
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Hmmm
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=76413;image)
:rotflmao:
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/0b/af/6c/0baf6c894f46431b3e120071f087ca5a.jpg)
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good one. Very clever. Wonder what year it is?
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:bonk:
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aw yup!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: He's toast.
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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True story.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Meanwhile, back at the Glenn household.... :rotflmao: :nerd:
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/08/12
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:surrender:
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indeed they do!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:surrender:
4000 lbs rating easy! :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Does this apply to the ones looking for the nudist camp??
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I'm guessing GT hasn't been going to the saloon... :rotflmao:
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I'm guessing GT hasn't been going to the saloon... :rotflmao:
Maybe that :newhere: couple :moon::moon: looking for a resort recommendation will show up :Photography: in 'da Saloon soon. :whistling:
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indeed they do!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Pretty sure the Bernie bumper sticker gives it away.
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indeed they do!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Pretty sure the Bernie bumper sticker gives it away.
It certainly does!
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:smoking:
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;)
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Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
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amen!!!
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Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
:happy1:
That song was used as my theme for my Finals in English class in HS. Me and my partner (it was teams of two) drove around town shooting signs on the old 8mm film camera, then setting it to that song by film splicing and clips in my Photography class, then syncing it to the audio/song on the tape recorder....had to do it that way back then!
We mighta made the first music video.... :shocked: :azn:
We got an "A".
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:laugh:
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pretty much the way it is...............
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:drinking:
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yuppers!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:fishing:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Silence is golden.
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:moon:
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:moon:
:pouty: :tut: don't you need to be in bed :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Good one. I had to read that to the wife GT. She laughed also.
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:rolleyes:
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:huh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oooops... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bonk:
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:bonk:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Reb.......is that you on the teeter totter??????? :rotflmao: Mike wanted to know!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1:
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:bonk:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Reb.......is that you on the teeter totter??????? :rotflmao: Mike wanted to know!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1:
That danged Mikey! He's gettin' outta hand! :laugh: I thought it was HIM at the Dotch farm...
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Maybe this one should be on the trail cam forum. :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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Love that first one!! :laughroll:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:shocked:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
REB!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smoking: :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I bet that's his new neighbor lady! :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
REB!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smoking: :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I bet that's his new neighbor lady! :happy1:
Ahh, go play hide the pickle in yer veggie patches!!! :mooning:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
REB!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smoking: :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I bet that's his new neighbor lady! :happy1:
Ahh, go play hide the pickle in yer veggie patches!!! :mooning:
:nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:shocked: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:laugh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Out to pasture. What was that farmer growing in that pasture?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well marbled!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Glenn's feeder? ;)
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:happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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About it. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bonk:
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Reminds me of Sheriff Burford T. Justice's cruiser in Smokey and the Bandit.
(https://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/comment-image/389677.jpg)
Junior! Put the eva-dense in 'da car!
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Is that an old Oldsmobile?
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Is that an old Oldsmobile?
1977 Pontiac LeMans :police: (assuming the Google isn't giving fake news.)
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Is that an old Oldsmobile?
Car in joke is a Buick LeSabre, '76 or '77 I think. Buford's is a Poncho.
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Those came in on top of each other! :happy1:
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:happy1:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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She has to be blond. :rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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bump
She has to be blond. :rolleyes:
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/_No_a_UgRuP5bfB-OFtWpgkTXUzT9FXDgfEe4RwU8a-zwGp61g6pOBzmi6Y5VYDjcGCJWK6HkuUyyS6Ugy8Z5K-rkUB1bb8S-TBsjCO046E02gclzaxoIBrHUl3WRbla6UUBrx2AjCljTlv0DnOPmHMIEH_oTSiLFfjf2g)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:laugh:
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:doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:pouty: :pouty: :banghead: :banghead: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:evil:
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*burp*
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Ole and Sven had a very successful day at the lake fishing and caught there limit. Sven says that maybe they should mark the spot for the next day, so Ole gets out a black marker and put a big "X" on the side of the boat.
Sven says, "Ole, that's not how you mark the spot, how do we know if we will get the same rented boat tomorrow".
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Ole and Sven had a very successful day at the lake fishing and caught there limit. Sven says that maybe they should mark the spot for the next day, so Ole gets out a black marker and put a big "X" on the side of the boat.
Sven says, "Ole, that's not how you mark the spot, how do we know if we will get the same rented boat tomorrow".
After today's success, GT, you ought to mark an "X" on that park bench. :happy1:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=41149.0;attach=76862;image)
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Ole and Sven had a very successful day at the lake fishing and caught there limit. Sven says that maybe they should mark the spot for the next day, so Ole gets out a black marker and put a big "X" on the side of the boat.
Sven says, "Ole, that's not how you mark the spot, how do we know if we will get the same rented boat tomorrow".
After today's success, GT, you ought to mark an "X" on that park bench. :happy1:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=41149.0;attach=76862;image)
Great idea. I will see what the gang down there thinks.
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:azn:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Ole and Sven had a very successful day at the lake fishing and caught there limit. Sven says that maybe they should mark the spot for the next day, so Ole gets out a black marker and put a big "X" on the side of the boat.
Sven says, "Ole, that's not how you mark the spot, how do we know if we will get the same rented boat tomorrow".
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:smiley:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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yea leave it to you reb!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :banghead: :banghead:
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Now what??!! I only posted a funny!!! :confused:
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:happy1:
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🤣😀🤣 An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband responded: "I'm takin' a crap. Please advise."
Almost brings a tear to my eyes.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That is a good one GT!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A little too much of a good thing.....
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:rolleyes:
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:censored: :doah: awe gawd.......that's disqusting!!!!!!!!!! :puke:
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Unreal. How would you like to see your daughter bring him home??? NOT!!
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Ya it is. There are wingnuts like that running around down here.... :puke:
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:happy1:
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It coulda been me!
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man ... that coulda been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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Ordering pizza in our new world....
CALLER:
Is this Gordon's Pizza?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want ...
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable pizza!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased abox of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash!
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Ain't that the truth!!! I haven't looked at FB in a few months. Was always the same stuff.
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And lets not forget all the times like when you tell your wife that you are thinking about getting a new battery charger and suddenly your Marketplace feed shows you 6 options to choose from. :doah: :scratch: :censored:
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Got an email in my promotions inbox today from Flat Farm....said "we see you were looking at this" ..(Charcoal briquet sale) "here's some accessories you might also like"...sheesh! :doah:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: both of them!!!!!!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Ain't that the truth.
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Way back in the day I heard of high school girls who would but liquor in their roller bottles of lip gloss.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:shocked:
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:happy1: :happy1:
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:shocked:
Um, I think it's "In the woods" Not a clearing! :doah: :rotflmao:
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Actually it is on the road and they kick it in. ;)
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:shocked:
Um, I think it's "In the woods" Not a clearing! :doah: :rotflmao:
I think you ARE in the woods...most of the time, ya correct phrase Nazi! :evil:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Quite a collection for an outdoors guy. Is he on this site?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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This made me smile....maybe you will too.
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they are every where!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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they are every where!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
yup and like excuses,everyone has one.
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That sure as all he** is right. Just like a-holes. Everybody's got one.
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:scratch:
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:shocked: :shocked: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Dat'll give ya da roarin' skitters! :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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That is sick. Pretty darn funny too. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:crazy: :doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Doggone it.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Glenn's pup on trial!!! oh no!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bs:
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sounds about right...
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:shocked:
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oh my!!! :rotflmao:
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Dem's some dagmars!!!!! :rotflmao:
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:evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :crazy: :crazy:
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Nice Ear!
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Now I understand the smile on Hackensack Sue's face. ;)
(https://mnprairieroots.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/hackensack-363-lucette.jpg?w=800&h=564)
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That's becuz there's a smurf under her dress.
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Bear gets hit in the family jewels :rotflmao: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY
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oh my that is so funny!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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What is that he got whacked with??!?! :rotflmao:
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That is hilarious!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/c9130df5b142a762f3f124142df9756fa3cbef0293ee9e61b5885d64c93f79b6_1.jpg)
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:doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Thanks dumb azz.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I found out why I keep getting clean offs.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Yes, have to be aware of on-line Phishing scams.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/5g4o8j.jpg)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:pouty: :crazy: :doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I like this sign..... where's dem nudist? :scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I like this sign..... where's dem nudist? :scratch:
Maybe d'ay out trespassin' :sleazy:
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Why are the inside windows so fogged up??
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Why are the inside windows so fogged up??
:sleazy:
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Looks like the dash in my 1967 Dodge Polara.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/09/11
who could this be about!!??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:whistling: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/09/11
who could this be about!!??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:scratch: :scratch: dotch maybe!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Why are the inside windows so fogged up??
i had a topper and mattress in the back of my truck!!!!!! :sleazy: :smoking: just sayin................................
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That was one of the beauties of the Gremlin. Only skinny girls fit in the backseat! :sleazy:
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That was one of the beauties of the Gremlin. Only skinny girls fit in the backseat! :sleazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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That was one of the beauties of the Gremlin. Only skinny girls fit in the backseat! :sleazy:
That's why they made the Pacer.....for the wide-body chicks. :evil:
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That was one of the beauties of the Gremlin. Only skinny girls fit in the backseat! :sleazy:
That's why they made the Pacer.....for the wide-body chicks. :evil:
:pouty: :pouty: :doah: hey..they need lovin too!!!!!!!!!!!! :smoking:
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That's what last call for alcohol is for......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That's what last call for alcohol is for......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:doah: :scratch: speaking from experience??? :rotflmao: never had that issue!! :happy1:
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Not me. That's cuz they all ran when they saw ya!!! :rotflmao: :doah:
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Not me. That's cuz they all ran when they saw ya!!! :rotflmao: :doah:
:rotflmao: naw I probably already walked in with a hottie!! :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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That's what last call for alcohol is for......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He said the clock on the wall says 3 o'clock...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDf0IwXoOmY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDf0IwXoOmY)
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We need :help:
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That's what last call for alcohol is for......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He said the clock on the wall says 3 o'clock...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDf0IwXoOmY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDf0IwXoOmY)
Well, someone finally caught on.... ;)
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(https://www.happyhealthyandprosperous.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Those-were-Goodyears-.jpg)
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:rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: THAT could explain alot of things about Steve-O.............. :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old, Maxine. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
“Actually,” said Gilda, the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Ruth.
“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Maxine questioned.
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Gilda responded.
Puzzled with this, Ruth said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7.”
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:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Good one. I wondered where that was going. LOL
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Maybe you've seen this but it is a classic. https://youtu.be/1WVhbgoe854
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Guess which set of eyes are Glenns... :evil:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:fishing:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:doah: :doah: :crazy: :crazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Reb must be out doing that right now!!!!!!!!!!!! :happybounce: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd:
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:popcorn:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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For blonds only! :bonk:
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:shocked:
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;)
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I won't mention any names. You decide.
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Not me. Um....where can ya buy those? :whistling: :rotflmao:
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Not me. Um....where can ya buy those? :whistling: :rotflmao:
This...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/35/f3/ce35f3032a3ce0139f51f4ff44b9b4d6.jpg)
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Not me. Um....where can ya buy those? :whistling: :rotflmao:
Or this...
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/pPRCR0Z6dALPariX7NSfBi0taaU-H8JUGI1MMki2ex-XC6MkQv6wKOdcCpyKr-h2cT0nFUxJVgkhSsDfxCc5x7ulDKWrw1bJ2QSgOUi6c6e6Zup90-5MP5n7vk-12AzLhCM)
*Picture Courtesy of People of Walmart
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I promise not to look...hehehehehe
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So that's where the nudists went... :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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hey Reb is that your neighbor lady that moved away!!! Glenn wants to know!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yes, she was giving me her impression of Glenn affter meeting him.
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Yes, she was giving me her impression of Glenn affter meeting him.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:doofus:
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:rotflmao:
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that's the new blue/green!!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Glad I don't have that problem.
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Glad I don't have that problem.
oh my!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:moose105:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:tongue:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :tut:
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(https://media.makeameme.org/created/when-farmersonlycom-doesnt.jpg)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Maybe an oldie, but a gentle reminder. So true in many cases.
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;)
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Nice truck!!!
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:fudd:
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:police:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/10/10
hey Glenn!!
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https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/10/10
hey Glenn!!
:mooning: :mooning: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/10/10
hey Glenn!!
:applause: :bow: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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;)
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we need him back!!!
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https://youtu.be/BgTsWNtDqFw
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:azn:
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:happy1:
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Say what?
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;)
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$50.00?
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(https://i.redd.it/111gtbbit4s71.jpg)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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That does look good........... :bonk: :rotflmao:
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Yum!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: just had broasted chicken for lunch!!! :happy1:
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Holy cow....there's another, different squeaking noise! :shocked: :rotflmao:
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I love that chicken too. They do a good job here at the Deli in the grocery store. Takes 14 minutes. I call it in and go get it. Usually get a macaroni salad with it too.
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;)
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Wow. Top heavy. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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watch out for blow back!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2021/10/19
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:pouty: sure looks like your getting alot accomplished up there in Canada. :doah: :scratch: :pouty: :smoking: :rotflmao:
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:cool:
https://youtu.be/MKZSqd5Y8nA (https://youtu.be/MKZSqd5Y8nA)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Cows taste a lot better than cars too.
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:smoking:
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So THAT'S what our Canadian friends are up to... :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:tut: :tut: :tut: :pouty: :pouty: :confused:
Yea so!! :rotflmao: :sleazy:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/52/11/48/521148f3a9835ed80683f3c305825251--grim-reaper-the-reaper.jpg)
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Strange.... Reb saves 20 bucks on Halloween candy... but I have to ban a nudist :scratch:
(Just kidding bud, I love ya) :rotflmao:
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Ya, but the neighbor lady digs it!!! :evil: :rotflmao:
Thanks HD, nice to know. I like you, too. :azn:
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More just for HD. :rotflmao:
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More just for HD. :rotflmao:
HD Ban this son-o-bat-ch. You did the last one that stuck his gourd out!! :mad1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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for some reason....I can see you wearing this.... omg.... :banghead: :rotflmao:
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Strange.... Reb saves 20 bucks on Halloween candy... but I have to ban a nudist :scratch:
(Just kidding bud, I love ya) :rotflmao:
This made for a good laugh this morning!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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;)
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Danged skwirrels!!! :angry:
https://youtu.be/IANwb_qT1gg
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;)
Absolute classic!!
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new definition of flying s tree rats!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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new definition of flying s tree rats!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
No wonder Glenn didn't get any this week! :rotflmao: :bonk:
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new definition of flying s tree rats!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/59389ab4-4e98-416c-a79a-221a00856524_1.634799cfd7365b384418be8a25855b67.jpeg)
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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What?.....
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
dats funny!!! :happy1:
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:rolleyes:
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;D
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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His daughter said she wanted to go as a Transformer for Halloween....... :doah:
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;D
that'll be Reb tomorrow nite at the neighbor ladies house. :smoking: :evil: :rotflmao:
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;D
that'll be Reb tomorrow nite at the neighbor ladies house. :smoking: :evil: :rotflmao:
Yup. Got my costume all ready for her......goin' as a stud muffin.:evil:
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;D
that'll be Reb tomorrow nite at the neighbor ladies house. :smoking: :evil: :rotflmao:
Yup. Got my costume all ready for her......goin' as a stud muffin.:evil:
:doofus: :doofus: :crazy: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. With Halloween coming up, they start talking about things that scared them when they were kids.
“When I was a kid, my brother told me that earwigs actually lived in your ears and crawled inside to eat your brains. And I believed him,” he tells the bartender. “So you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches..!"
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I really don't like that joke. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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Why don't monsters like to eat ghosts? Cuz they taste like sheets 💩 :doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Ya, I'm still around. Enjoy this one
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well that sure aint boar...........there's a fish on the end of that guys line!!!!!!!!! :sleazy: :evil:
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good one GT!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:whistling:
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looks like the whip lash wasn't too bad on her either!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Well, at least she's not a Dupont girl!! :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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She must be pretty good at boxing to. Able to take lots of hits to the head. ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Since I was missed so much lately, I thought I would share this one.
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit the back of that cow?"
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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good one!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:evil:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Well with biden sheting his pants whilst talking to the pope,then his passing gas on the world stage last week while mumbling a speech at the G20.
This pic cracks me up,biden/pope as biden farts.
"Pope to biden"
was that a fart?
biden: some of it.... classic.
biden photo op with the pope....
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Then bidens security detail...
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is harmony.
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This video is worth posting once again,makes me LOL still...
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/15205285/all/dude-peed-on-my-trump-sign
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I saved and shared on face book.
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Quit :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Blonde Men Jokes!!!!
It had to happen sooner or later.......................
Blonde Men!
A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging back and forth!"
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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies..
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A blond man is in jail.. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe".
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(This one actually makes sense...sort of...)
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I saved and shared on face book.
G.T. I also shared this on facebook last year only to have FB terrorist remove it,must be the hate for Trump thing?
But what a classic this home owner caught this guy and lit him up with that paint ball gun....lol
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Yup. my story and I'm sticking to it.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:laugh:
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:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Awesome! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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These are both pretty darn good and need another look at.. :sleazy:
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Didn't work.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Girls that can't spell can be dangerous.
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:crazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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For some reason, I think a Smurf would do this.....
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:tut: ha, I don't even have a pet fish!!! :mooning: :mooning:
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:tut: ha, I don't even have a pet fish!!! :mooning: :mooning:
What? You smoked him? "Flippy" the fish is now dead?
How are you going to win the next fishing contest? :scratch: :mooning:
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:tut: ha, I don't even have a pet fish!!! :mooning: :mooning:
What? You smoked him? "Flippy" the fish is now dead?
How are you going to win the next fishing contest? :scratch: :mooning:
well,of course with my uncanny fishing skills!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hey... Don't you got dishes to do?? :confused: :evil: :mooning: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hey... Don't you got dishes to do?? :confused: :evil: :mooning: :rotflmao:
not today!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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so true!!!
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X2
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Ain't that the truth.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Holiday baking women will really appreciate this one...
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too funny!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Yea leave it to you fer a toilet joke. :doah: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :doah:
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:shocked:
Now, just who on this site would this happen too?? Rumor has it several as just so full of crap.
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:shocked:
Now, just who on this site would this happen too?? Rumor has it several as just so full of crap.
:scratch: 1 name comes to mind immediately for me!! :whistling:
;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
Now, just who on this site would this happen too?? Rumor has it several as just so full of crap.
:scratch: 1 name comes to mind immediately for me!! :whistling:
;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
yep Dotch :rotflmao: :mooning:
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This video has been around for a couple years and still cracks me up when it surfaces....
https://animalchannel.co/dog-talks-owner-treats-viral-video/?utm_source=page_pmh&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=3cb61cff-0c00-490c-9547-e488c8b037fe&utm_content=dogs&fbclid=IwAR3Sj_RkB-5JtYnQbS3_vAdFB1fmHZ5UngNuCQ-on1P2Ucl-bT9tZQaULP8
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That is great!
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Yes that is a good one! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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That is sick but it is hilarious too. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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oh my!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I can believe that!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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And watching movies in his mom's basement.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Nice puppy.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Something to try...
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Great idea. Fun too.
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I put two old bar stools out at the end of the driveway the other day and they were gone within an hour. LOL
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good way to get rid of stuff Barry!! I do that to when it's time to go away with decent things... :happy1:
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Something to try...
I don't remember if we posted anything on the Porch Pirate Glitter Bomb in past years, but Glitter Bomb 4.0 is out for your enjoyment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ)
Be sure to find other Glitter Bob vids too. :happy1:
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that is great!!! it would fun to see it happen to one of those pukes!!!
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:sleazy:
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I could stare at that all day! :wowza: :wowza: :wowza:
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and follow it too!!! :hubba: :hubba:
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I could stare at that all day! :wowza: :wowza: :wowza:
Yea untill Mrs. Birdswacker caught you. Then it be da frying pan upside da noggin.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh yea and Mikey... Dat goes for you too!!!🤭🤭🤭 :rotflmao:
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Something to try...
I don't remember if we posted anything on the Porch Pirate Glitter Bomb in past years, but Glitter Bomb 4.0 is out for your enjoyment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ)
Be sure to find other Glitter Bob vids too. :happy1:
Very cool but have to be the most expensive paybacks ever! :doah:
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I could stare at that all day! :wowza: :wowza: :wowza:
Yea untill Mrs. Birdswacker caught you. Then it be da frying pan upside da noggin.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh yea and Mikey... Dat goes for you too!!!🤭🤭🤭 :rotflmao:
not me I is still single!! might have a girl friend but I'm not dead!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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I could stare at that all day! :wowza: :wowza: :wowza:
Yea untill Mrs. Birdswacker caught you. Then it be da frying pan upside da noggin.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh yea and Mikey... Dat goes for you too!!!🤭🤭🤭 :rotflmao:
Ok you got me but when we were younger her hinder did look like that!,
Now we’re in our mid 50’s it still looks like that just a touch bigger and she’s proud of it
If I could only get her to wear that attire I would be looking at that picture?
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dats da truth!!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: i'mm surprised HD didnt "LIKE" this one!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:sleazy:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=78790;image)
I could stare at that all day! :wowza: :wowza: :wowza:
This. ;)
(https://mmv2api.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/products/images/A-N-2336-RJ801C-PBC-BRASS-TACKS-MAR-1.jpg)
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Something to try...
I don't remember if we posted anything on the Porch Pirate Glitter Bomb in past years, but Glitter Bomb 4.0 is out for your enjoyment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ)
Be sure to find other Glitter Bob vids too. :happy1:
Very cool but have to be the most expensive paybacks ever! :doah:
Based on the number of views he has and all the commercials during his youtube videos, he's probably figure out how to turn these payback videos into a business.
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look into it closer, I think he has!!! he worth some big bucks!!
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Coming soon to MN. A new firepit experience.
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Kinda cool actually. :happy1:
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I agree.
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sure is!!
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oh heck yea!!! glad I don't have any more either!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Santa doing an oil change...... :rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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The History of the Middle Finger:
Well, now...here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, 'See, we can still pluck yew'! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It's also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'
IT'S STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: yep you plucking aye!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Very interesting Tom.
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Ok my wife just saw this and thought my little friends that I talk to might like this: This guy says to his buddy. I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well I will be out of debt. I am so excited I can hardly put on my ski mask. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:pouty: :confused: :doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That's the best your wife calls us?? :doah: :rotflmao:
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She thinks it is great that we all talk about whatever! And it is great and good for us! Happy New Years to youse guys.
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I can see Glenn looking hard for a job :mooning:
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yup that has Glenn written all over it!! :rotflmao:
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:confused: :confused: :pouty: :tut: :rotflmao: dat be the last place I'd work.
I can't believe all the friggin paperwork ya gotta fill out for a dang part time gig. :confused: :doofus:
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And when you fail your drug and background check it will all be for nothing.
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:rotflmao: naw I'm clean as a whistle!! :happy1:
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:confused: :confused: :pouty: :tut: :rotflmao: dat be the last place I'd work.
I can't believe all the friggin paperwork ya gotta fill out for a dang part time gig. :confused: :doofus:
:tut: :violin: :violin: :violin: :cry: :cry: :cry: :pouty:
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:crazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Now that is funny.
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damn good!! and so true!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:crazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey wait a darn minute.......... :doah: :scratch: idont have issues!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning: :rotflmao:
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:crazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey wait a darn minute.......... :doah: :scratch: idont have issues!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning: :rotflmao:
day dreamer!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:crazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey wait a darn minute.......... :doah: :scratch: idont have issues!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning: :rotflmao:
day dreamer!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut: name one......wait.........dont have to!!!!!!!!! :pouty:
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:crazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey wait a darn minute.......... :doah: :scratch: idont have issues!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning: :rotflmao:
It said "issues", not "tissues".
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Being a vikes fan this is still funny!!
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oh yea!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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Good one Bobb. I just reused it in a text to my brothers and sister. :happy1:
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:coffee:
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too funny!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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:doofus: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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There’re only $44.95 on Amazon. That’s where I got mine. :happy1:
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Advise for Vinter driving den der
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good advise!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:crazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That was some potent stuff.
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it's still mad dog to me!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Mogan David...Mad Dog......
(Hick) :drinking: they both taste the same... :tequila;
:rotflmao:
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Mogan David...Mad Dog......
(Hick) :drinking: they both taste the same... :tequila;
:rotflmao:
Mother Dearest????
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/funny-relatable-cartoons-covid-life-before-after-irina-blok-part-4-fb8-png__700.jpg)
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about right... sadly....
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about right... sadly....
X2
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Not naming anyone, but I may know a few that park here.
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Got that right! :happy1:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=79117;image) (https://c8.alamy.com/comp/A5PCHY/overweight-man-by-barbecue-grill-A5PCHY.jpg)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey!!! :sleazy: :evil: wonder ify wife would let me brine fish for smoking in that!! :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey!!! :sleazy: :evil: wonder ify wife would let me brine fish for smoking in that!! :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao:
Ya know what they say. "Sometimes it is easier to beg for forgiveness than it is to get permission". Go for it. :rotflmao:
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It would make a nice container....... :confused:
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Sweet! Could put several legs of lamb in there. Wish I'd thought of it... :pouty:
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is that Glenn??? askin for a friend.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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is that Glenn??? askin for a friend.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shocked: :laugh: :laugh:
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:tut: :tut: :tut: some friends you got!!!!!!! :pouty: :confused: :mooning: :rotflmao:
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:tut: :tut: :tut: some friends you got!!!!!!! :pouty: :confused: :mooning: :rotflmao:
yup sure do!! :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Good one. LOL I will tell my wife that one. If I am not here tomorrow it is cuz I am cleaning the bathroom.
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Good point. :rotflmao:
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(https://i.imgur.com/Gtip9sU_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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:scratch: Good thing he didn't ask glenn. ;) :rolleyes: :smiley:
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gunner............ :tut: :tut: :tut:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: now that's funny.
Wonder if he's seen that yet .
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Guess he must have Liberty and only paid for what he thought he needs! :scratch:
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:happy1:
Guess he must have Liberty and only paid for what he thought he needs! :scratch:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
Guess he must have Liberty and only paid for what he thought he needs! :scratch:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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(https://i.imgflip.com/62cupp.jpg)
(Posted like a true Vikings fan :happy1: :rotflmao:)
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Just texted that to my brothers. LOL
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To funny!
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Think I'll add this new-fangled gravy boat to the box of knives I'm sending to glenn... :happy1:
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I thought about giving this gravy boat as a White Elephant gift, but it didn't happen...
(https://www.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/vomiting-cat4.gif)
... yet. :sleazy:
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Think I'll add this new-fangled gravy boat to the box of knives I'm sending to glenn... :happy1:
So Dotch did you get a good deal on that at a garage sale? LOL
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(https://pics.me.me/thumb_hes-cured-funny-pig-cartoon-49121553.png)
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okkkk :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That's a good question.
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Impressive!
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Happy Ground Hog Day.
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:rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZxlO3mARKO/?utm_medium=share_sheet
Hope this link works…walleye depletion. LMAO.
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:scratch: How many votes did it take to get that guy elected? :doofus: :doah: :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:
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thinning the herd!! we need more of that now days!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:scratch: Shadow?? ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:tut: shadow likes me. :sleazy: sue texted me a picture of him this morning of him pouting in his kennel.
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I don't know if you have heard what ice fishing may lead to.....
https://youtu.be/IYSgpGqIH1E
So, I bought these rod holders for the fish house.
Sorry LPS, but these are better than yours (these keep your rod warm) :rotflmao:
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I would prefer your kind of rod holders too HD. :sleazy: I saw that idjut mayor say that yesterday. ??? Man he is way out there.
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seen that too!! where is he from?? not from any where normal!!! and 2nd LPS's words!!! :rotflmao:
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:tut: shadow likes me. :sleazy: sue texted me a picture of him this morning of him pouting in his kennel.
That's him after you get home because he'll still be :mad1: at you for deserting him & turn back into your own personal terrorist .....................again. ;) :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:
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Ya, that mayor is a dip$hit. I would for sure take 2 of those rod holders.
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What kind of contest someone gonna run to win a couple of them :sleazy: :wowza: :rotflmao:
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seen that too!! where is he from?? not from any where normal!!! and 2nd LPS's words!!! :rotflmao:
It says Hudson in NE Ohio. Pulleye has a similar Instgram link back 1 page too.
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Twitter is full of tweets asking what to use as bait... :scratch:
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Twitter is full of tweets asking what to use as bait... :scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: That is hilarious. I wonder if he realizes how many people saw that and that we all think he is a stooge.
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Musta got that ice chart from the Ohio Department of Natural Resources. ;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I like it! :happy1:
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The captain speaks. No crap!
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Oh crap is right...
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That's a good one! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I just heard a funny.....
I.... Idiots
O....out
W... wandering
A.... Around.
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I just heard a funny.....
I.... Idiots
O....out
W... wandering
A.... Around.
:sleazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hey I heard it from another iowegain!!👍👍
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I just heard a funny.....
I.... Idiots
O....out
W... wandering
A.... Around.
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:scratch: :doah: You need to get out more!! ;) :rolleyes: :smiley: That one is older than you not likin Tater Tot Casserole. :pouty: :tut: :mooning:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: i know.my wife has a pretty tight leash!!!!!!! :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: :rolleyes: :doah: Even when she's babysitting? :confused: :sleazy: :nerd: :evil:
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:scratch: :rolleyes: :doah: Even when she's babysitting? :confused: :sleazy: :nerd: :evil:
i might be a little naughty then!!!!! :evil: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: i know.my wife has a pretty tight leash!!!!!!! :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
look in the mirror and then you'll know why it's short!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: i know.my wife has a pretty tight leash!!!!!!! :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
look in the mirror and then you'll know why it's short!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
:doah: :tut: :tut: hey she knew what she was getting herself into why back when she said I DO!!!!!!! :evil: :sleazy: :smoking: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well mostly!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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When I was janitoring in Bailey Hall, two words: Schell's beer.
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When I was janitoring in Bailey Hall, two words: Schell's beer.
New Ulm's finest!!!! :puke:
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When I was janitoring in Bailey Hall, two words: Schell's beer.
New Ulm's finest!!!! :puke:
Schell's beer was stuff cold spring beer threw out!! :rotflmao:
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so Dotch, that your local cenex delivery person.!!! :smoking: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :doah:
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Here I thought it was one of yer numerous Inger acquaintances. Looks a little too young for that tho... :rotflmao:
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Here I thought it was one of yer numerous Inger acquaintances. Looks a little too young for that tho... :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :tut: that's gunners turf... I'm not allowed there!!🤭 :rotflmao:
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Does he have a diesel truck? :scratch:
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Does he have a diesel truck? :scratch:
not that I'm aware of!! :rotflmao: still always goes there!!!👙 :rotflmao:
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Him and Glenn are probably shopping as we speak! ;)
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Him and Glenn are probably shopping as we speak! ;)
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Here I thought it was one of yer numerous Inger acquaintances. Looks a little too young for that tho... :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :tut: that's gunners turf... I'm not allowed there!!🤭 :rotflmao:
:pouty: :tut: :mooning: How come you have a reserved parking stall down there then? :sleazy: :confused: :doah: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Here I thought it was one of yer numerous Inger acquaintances. Looks a little too young for that tho... :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :tut: that's gunners turf... I'm not allowed there!!🤭 :rotflmao:
:pouty: :tut: :mooning: How come you have a reserved parking stall down there then? :sleazy: :confused: :doah: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :scratch: :scratch: so how do you know I have one there??? :mooning: :mooning:
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Here I thought it was one of yer numerous Inger acquaintances. Looks a little too young for that tho... :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :tut: that's gunners turf... I'm not allowed there!!🤭 :rotflmao:
:pouty: :tut: :mooning: How come you have a reserved parking stall down there then? :sleazy: :confused: :doah: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :scratch: :scratch: so how do you know I have one there??? :mooning: :mooning:
:scratch: :rolleyes: Because we see it there by the bridge all the time when we go to GR. :bonk: :doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: let's not forget Iowa too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: let's not forget Iowa too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:pouty: :tut: :mooning: I'm willin to bet it says ROCORI on the front of that t-shirt. :sleazy: :smoking: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: let's not forget Iowa too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:pouty: :tut: :mooning: I'm willin to bet it says ROCORI on the front of that t-shirt. :sleazy: :smoking: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :mooning: well for as long as i can remember....the girls of ROCORI HIGH have always been know to have fun!!!!! :sleazy: :sleazy: :smoking: :rotflmao:
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I got a chuckle reading a Q and A for Sportwash on Amazon today. For those that don’t know, sportwash is a fragrance free UV free detergent many hunters use to apply on their clothing.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: let's not forget Iowa too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:pouty: :tut: :mooning: I'm willin to bet it says ROCORI on the front of that t-shirt. :sleazy: :smoking: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :mooning: well for as long as i can remember....the girls of ROCORI HIGH have always been know to have fun!!!!! :sleazy: :sleazy: :smoking: :rotflmao:
:scratch: That kind of FUN :sleazy:..............................with cows?? :confused: :doah: That explains A LOT about your :evil: ways. :nerd: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Maybe those cows haven’t seen udders like that?
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(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=79761;image)
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/4491811072/hD10607F9/mardi-gras-1919)
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Processed vegetation. :happy1: :happy1:
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Processed vegetation. :happy1: :happy1:
the plant based process!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yep... SEARED just right!!!🤣 :mooning: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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My neighbors have a horse... :whistling:
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My neighbors have a horse... :whistling:
:scratch: Need some stamps, Dotch? :rolleyes: :doah: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Just slap it in the frying pan with some oil and smash it into a burger.
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My neighbors have a horse... :whistling:
:scratch: Need some stamps, Dotch? :rolleyes: :doah: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Gunner...... :tut: :tut: :tut: dont give him any ideas!!!!! :tut: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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did that yesterday, $3.64 a gallon... :tut:
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Went to go pick up our taxes, drove by 3 stations..all 3 were at $3.79
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still $3.64 today here..
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$3.64 at the Bugtussle Cwop & $3.69 at Casey's.
Oh to hell with gas prices :bs:
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Good one Coffee! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: Yea have me going for a bit. I thought cougar all the way. :sleazy:
Oh the heartbreak. :pouty: :tut: :shocked:
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:scratch: :scratch: Mike and MarkN at the resort a month ago?????? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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naw we only had a couple so we were not involved with activities like that!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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U.S. Horses Terrified Obese Americans Will Need Them For Transportation Again
Health
U.S.—As gas prices skyrocket, many Americans are looking for alternate forms of travel that will save them money. This has many in the equine community fearful of being used as transportation once again by a nation of overweight and obese citizens.
“With gas unaffordable, I know these humans will want to use us again to get around,” neighed Two-Bit, a local Appaloosa from Missouri. “I know my ancestors used to carry them everywhere, but geez—have you seen the size of these people now? These folks today just aren't built the same!”
“We horses know this administration has dealt the American people a bad hoof with their terrible policies, but breaking our backs to lug y'all around is not the answer!" said a local Arabian horse named Omar. "We already have to run around tracks and perform at rodeos for your entertainment, when will enough be enough?!”
Some horse unions have stated they will not carry human riders unless they maintain a body fat percentage of 15% or less. “Try eating some oats or carrots, they are delicious and healthy. Also maybe try getting off of TikTok and go running a bit, is that too much to ask?” said one rep.
Most Americans agreed that these requests were simply too much and petitioned President Biden to reach out to Saudi Arabia and ask if they would be willing to import camels instead.
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I knew an older farmer that twice over the years had some sandwich spread at lunch time out of a tupperware container cuz his wife was in town. It was cat food. LOL He got mad and said don't do that again. She forgot and did it again. He didn't even know it was cat food until she asked if he had fed the cat some of it. LOL
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You can still get gas for $1.99. At Taco Bell. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Just stole that from WC.
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Was this your wedding day? I can almost imagine a few here doing this.
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Then again it doesn't seem that long ago..
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And that was pretty state of the art too.
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I still drive stuff that looks like that! :embarrassed:
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I love my ol 94 F150. The only options are power steering and an aftermarket am fm radio and 4wd. Not much to go wrong. No ac neither.
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My '07 Dodge 2500 has standard creature comforts including am-fm & AC. The 4 wheel drive is still engaged with a lever on the floor. When I drive the wife's Fusion I have a helluva time. A lot of it is touchscreen contolled. It is cramped for me. I always bump the windshield wiper lever trying to stick the keys in it & catch hell. When driving I have to ask her to put the defroster on because she's more concerned about running the heater full blast which fogs the windshield up when it's cold. I still have no idea what to push to make that happen. I drive my Studebaker more miles in a year than I do her car. I'll take the roominess & simplicity of cars in that era any day. Plus if I accidentally leave the keys in it, no one will steal it with 3 on the tree & OD. :happy1:
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Hollywood Squares - Those were the days. Hard to believe they did not know the questions beforehand! Been around before but well worth another laugh
Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted.
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to ask him if he's married.
A. Rose Marie: No. Wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. What are: 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the apartment next door.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question, Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
WE DO NOT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING
Enjoy and pass on to your friends. Some of these are laugh out loud funny... enjoy! FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER...
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Pretty sure we all know what a woman is,unless you're "woke"
However,
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Good one Coffee. Pretty much it too.
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Wow. Those are some real funnies there. :crazy: :doofus: Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.
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Wow. Those are some real funnies there. :crazy: :doofus: Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.
Well he started it! Plus my daddy marched with Ronald Regan for....... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Wow. Those are some real funnies there. :crazy: :doofus: Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.
Well he started it! Plus my daddy marched with Ronald Regan for....... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
At least I knew my real father, my mother didn’t have to keep it a secret like yours. I can go all day on you and snow, it don’t matter to me.
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i thought they a bit funny..probably coulda been put in the politicaltoons thread though!!!!! :scratch: :scratch:
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Wow. Those are some real funnies there. :crazy: :doofus: Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.
Well he started it! Plus my daddy marched with Ronald Regan for....... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
At least I knew my real father, my mother didn’t have to keep it a secret like yours. I can go all day on you and snow, it don’t matter to me.
Good, good come back that was just funny for sure! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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i thought they a bit funny..probably coulda been put in the politicaltoons thread though!!!!! :scratch: :scratch:
I agree. If you want to do political stuff, put it in the political threads. I tried to make a subtle hint yesterday. I'm not being so subtle today.
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Yup. That was my point too.
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Where they sell them?? :happy1: :rotflmao:
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From what I hear, there's a shortage of eggs in Cambridge.....
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One day while I was hunting ducks down in North Carolina, a DNR police officer came up to me and asked to see my license. He looked at the pile of ducks I had and picked one up and stuck his finger up it’s butt, pulled it out, sniffed it and said this here is a Florida duck, do you have a Florida duck hunting license?
I pulled out my Florida duck hunting license and handed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back. He picked up another duck, stuck his finger up it’s butt, sniffed it and looked at me and said, this here is an Alabama duck, do you have an Alabama duck hunting license?
I handed him my Alabama duck hunting license, he looked at it and handed it back. He picked up another duck, shoved his finger up it’s butt, sniffed it and said, this is a South Carolina duck. Do you have your South Carolina duck hunting license?
I handed him my South Carolina duck hunting license and he looked at it and handed it back. He then said, you think you’re smart don't you boy? Where’re you from? I told him, why don’t you shove your finger up my butt and find out??
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dat feller sorta reminds me of someone!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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dat feller sorta reminds me of someone!!! :happy1: :happy1:
Yea boar!!! :happy1:
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Yikes! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: boars driving again huh!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :mooning:
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Downtown Inger? :scratch:
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LEE!!!!!
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Downtown Inger? :scratch:
gunner can answer that!!!🤣🤣
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Isn't that interesting. Different regions have their different traditions I guess.
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Downtown Inger? :scratch:
gunner can answer that!!!🤣🤣
:pouty: :tut: :mooning:
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Definitely Inger material... :whistling:
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And I wonder why he had ED?
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And I wonder why he had ED?
2nd that!!!
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Oh man...
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Sorry Becky, but sometimes erectile's just want to dysfunction! :surrender: :surrender: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:laugh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Hope this is the end of the snow.
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2nd that!!! :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: i bet thats what Dotch looks like when :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he realizes he ran out of gin!!!!!!!! :sleazy:
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:tut: :tut: :tut: If it fits, it ships. One low price! :evil: :shocked:
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https://fb.watch/cttg9xyzRO/
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https://fb.watch/cttg9xyzRO/
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:drinking:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good prevention HD! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:sail:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Can I get a trial ride first? :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5evZ4Pzroo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5evZ4Pzroo)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: that be my sheltie......she dont hear so well.......... but the minute food is there!!!!!!!
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I think Buddies hearing is weaker too. Sometimes I have to talk real loud to get a response from him.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That is a great video. Here it is opening of the bread bag. LOL
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Great video Dotch. I have one of them "guard dogs" here. He will come out of a complete coma to opening of the refrigerator door or a cupboard door. :happy1: :happy1:
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:laugh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:happy1:
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:laugh:
Well, hope this will cut down on the folks with 50 fish in their trunk saying "I no know, I no know" :confused: to the game warden! :happy1:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Damn, HD. That MN Fishing Regs bit took me a while, but it was worth it. :happy1:
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Damn, HD. That MN Fishing Regs bit took me a while, but it was worth it. :happy1:
2nd that!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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For those that might not know. Karen is a language spoken in lower Myanmar (Burma) and on the borders of Thailand.
Not an angry white lady! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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For those that might not know. Karen is a language spoken in lower Myanmar (Burma) and on the borders of Thailand.
Not an angry white lady! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So I wonder why they put a white lady on the cover? :scratch:
Someone at the DNR has a sense of humor. :happy1:
(I thought it was a photoshop bit, but truth is funnier than fiction.)
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It will probably lead to a riot.
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;)
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HEY I knew that looked familiar. The Kaaron Rodgers garbage bag look. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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These guys went snow goose hunting in Canada and did pretty good! :rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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They did awesome! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:moon:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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Honey will you come pull this tick off my ass. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:is that Dotch s studdy?? :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:sorry: Mikey wanted me to ask! :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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:tut: :tut: :tut: Hey! The heater core is under the passenger side of the seat, you goof! :doah:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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;)
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(https://i0.wp.com/www.powersiteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Some-Classified-Ads-Are-Better-Than-Others.jpg?fit=339%2C440)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That is a good one.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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This would be a great sign for the local bar.....
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good rules.
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Damn straight....MY home county... :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:evil:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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So true! But I will not name any certain member here. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: it's ok GT you can mention boar, we all know what he's like!!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: oh yea!!!
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Perfect!!!
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Is like to give her some.... Er never mind!!! :sleazy: :rotflmao: :smoking:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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It sure did! :smoking:
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;)
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Bob!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
sorry LPS!!! Glenn made me!!! :rotflmao:
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Yes!! No kidding the cat is a goner. I am impressed that you remembered Bob. She is a great cat.
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I think I will always have a cat.
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This might be an oldie, but I can see some members using it.
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I think I will always have a cat.
Me, too. I’m more of a dog guy, but I like cats too. Have two of each. If I could have afforded a few more dollars, I would have been a veterinarian. Needed an Extra $50 per quarter tuition and about $400 for a microscope and lab supplies. Lot of money to me back then.
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I'm sure cats have their place. Just don't like them using the freshly tilled garden as a litter box. They look at me, snicker and say "Thanks, fat boy. See if this grows".
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:cool:
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yuppers!! :Clap:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Ya really. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:smoking:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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I can relate! :happy1:
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about the darn truth Bobber!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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ROLAND, IA—Local husband Justin Buble was "totally blindsided" by an event his wife only told him about every day for the past month, sources at the Buble household confirmed this afternoon.
"What are you going to wear for dinner with the Greers tonight?" his wife asked as she put her earrings on, taking Buble completely by surprise and ruining his plans to stay home and watch the Cubs game.
"That was tonight? Why didn't you mention it?" the man asked, perplexed, despite his wife having reminded him of the event constantly, several times a day, for the past thirty days, and despite the event being circled on the calendar prominently displayed in the kitchen and set up on the couple's shared Google calendar, which had sent a reminder a week before and the day before. "You really should give me some kind of heads up on these things. You can't spring them on me like this."
Buble eventually conceded that he "vaguely remembered" his wife talking about going to dinner at the Greers' house, leaving him several voicemails about it, texting back and forth about it, and her grabbing his face as he watched a ballgame and saying, "DO NOT FORGET. WE ARE GOING TO DINNER AT THE GREERS' HOUSE ON JUNE THIRD. OK? HONEY? PLEASE DON'T FORGET THIS TIME."
"I knew it was coming up—I just didn't know it was tonight. I wish she'd put in a little bit of effort with this stuff."
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They must not be sports fans.. :bonk:
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Good one Mike.
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Might have posted this before, but......
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;)
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:rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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When nothing stops a guy from fishing. The back ground almost looks like the spot I caught my lunker.
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:rotflmao:
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Yup, they are down der.
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good one GT!!! :rotflmao:
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My grand kids love to play hide and seek with me because i can never find them....little do they know, I never go look for them!
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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yup!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: soft tacos.
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Soft. :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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soft :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Hard shells definitely :happy1: :happy1:.
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Ain't it the truth? 😂
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh boy.
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there it is!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yuppers! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:taz:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: perfect snack!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: maybe there looking for Dutchy 's peanut butter he threw out?? :scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: makes sense!! :happy1:
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oh heck yea!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Hmmm.
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:doah:
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that and thunder did my lab in a way that was so sad... still miss the crazy dog...
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Same with our old labs. Our current cat is scared of them and thunder.
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Ruby hated storms & fireworks. We have neighbors with a license so their fireworks are usually big stuff. They set them off frequently. She'd crawl in behind the love seat or hide in the closet.
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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My face book friends booed this one when I shared it with them. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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oh no!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Man you can't unsee that....
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Yikes!!!
It’d look better in a thong?
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Fart and it's all over..lol.
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Anybody got a quarter?
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:spam:
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:pouty: :pouty: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That's a boar grade funny!! :rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh he'd do that. No problem..
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:crazy: :rotflmao: :doah:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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LOL that is a good one.
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;)
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: THAT is a GREAT ONE!!! and funny too.
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:scratch:
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:shocked:
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:puke: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:pouty: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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So this guys wife just loves her tea. He loves his beer. He likes to drink beer with his buddies till the wee hours and then comes home and the wife is all mad and pissed off every time. He finally tells the wife, "honey you have to quit drinking that tea, it just makes you pissed off and angry". LOLOL
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So this guys wife just loves her tea. He loves his beer. He likes to drink beer with his buddies till the wee hours and then comes home and the wife is all mad and pissed off every time. He finally tells the wife, "honey you have to quit drinking that tea, it just makes you pissed off and angry". LOLOL
:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that wife should drink orange pop. :happy1: my wife doesnt get mad!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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LOL for sure.
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fer sure!!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:Photography:
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:laughroll: :laughroll: Yea right :rotflmao:
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:afro:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is a good one.
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:evil:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:. I was worried about that first part when I read that as I'm a hard core black coffee drinker.
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yup.
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Here's one even Boar can understand..... :laugh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: There goes that species.
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:bonk:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Gee, I wonder who this might apply too??? You might have to enlarge it to get the whole message.
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hey Glenn!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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What's wrong with a wife that " encourages" :scratch: :rotflmao: you to go fishing!! :happy1:
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:rocker;
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oops.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Nobody I know.
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:coffee:
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that's the dang truth!!!! :doofus:
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:happy1:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Nice!
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:banghead:
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Ouch. :rotflmao:
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noooo :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh my. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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excellent!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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No doubt! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:coffee:
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after all these years!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Crazy! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Of course it was real. :confused:
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:scratch:
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good one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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How is Shadows driving Glenn? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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How is Shadows driving Glenn? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shocked: I don't know but it's not like he doesn't think he should sit there!!! :doofus: :rotflmao:
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Yes Cooper too. He pushes against me when we are in the Ford.
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:coffee:
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UFFDA!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :tut:
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Run like heck...
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Good one.
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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oh yea!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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How true! :rotflmao:
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Ouch and Ouch. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Learned that lesson the hard way :doah:, so our hitch comes off right away when the car goes back in the garage.
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:coffee:
A few years ago I was leaving work at night in not the best part of North Mpls. Waiting at the stop light some thug came walking up to my car and when he came around the back he banged his leg so hard on the hitch the whole suv shook :bonk:!
Since I was turning left and it was a red light. I just gunned it and turned right. I laughed my asss off, once I got out of gun range!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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oh yea!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good advice too.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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and I remember them too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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It's amazing how the new generation can't read a map book, we have a stack of em at the work place for the cities but nobody grabs one. And to watch these guys on the puter take the long way blows our minds.
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I remember the old green compasses too for a car.
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It's amazing how the new generation can't read a map book, we have a stack of em at the work place for the cities but nobody grabs one. And to watch these guys on the puter take the long way blows our minds.
Ask for a map when you rent a car. They look at you like you’re some kind of crazy. If you’re lucky they might be able to dig one out.
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;)
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he missed the road runner again!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:laugh:
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:puke:
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yup :puke: :rotflmao:
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Yuck!!!
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:puke: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: How clever.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:cool:
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good dog!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A Glenn. :scratch: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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A Glenn. :scratch: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:pouty: hey now!! :tut: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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:laugh:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :crazy:
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: That is great!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:drinking:
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what wine???? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Oh boy.
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what wine???? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
X2!!
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:censored:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Sent this to my brothers. They got a kick out of it.
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That is great! I may try it even though you may not hear from me for a few days afterwards. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That is great! I may try it even though you may not hear from me for a few days afterwards. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: have your wife take a picture of you after she's done with you, then when your better post it!!!!!!!!! :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao:
actually LPS......i think you'd be better off just showing her that!!!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Here's one Mike sent us. Pretty easy to post em bud, all I did was save it, hit preview then attachments then choose file. Anything you've saved is in that file.. easy peasy.
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LOL Another winner and Mikes first almost post. I will wait until she is on her second glass of wine before I tell her that. Very tactfully too.
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Ya isn't that the truth?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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& one for glenn...
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :sleazy: :mooning:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Just like Grandma would do.. :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: Yup
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:confused:
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#TooSoon
:rotflmao: :happy1: :bonk:
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I'm still waiting to hear that it was actually a 3 some with Nancy, and that's why the guy was yelling. "Where's Nancy, we're going to wait for Nancy" :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Party on dudes! :rocker;
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oh my that would be a hoot to see!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh ya!
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:coffee:
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oh boy!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch::doah: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Extra salty says it all! :happy1:
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Oldy but goodie
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:coffee:
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When I tried to watch that USA soccer match the man buns were a big turn off to me also.
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:scratch:
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ok :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :crazy: :doofus: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Come here little buddy.
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:coffee:
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dats true!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yep, an old TV would make a great TV stand today!
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They were major pieces of furniture in the day. Also contained the turntable and radio and speakers. Cool as heck.
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :confused:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Funny, but so sad how true.
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: careful what ya have in the sprayer!!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Hey that is actually pretty classy. :sleazy:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh boy.
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When is this website goona start censoring hate speech like all the other Good Social Media Platforms?
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While we're at it.. :coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: That is kind of eerie.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: or a vacuum!!🤣
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or a drill!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=83222;image)
And neither will you. ;)
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Glenn will get them!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: That is a good plan.
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Glenn will get them!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What about the Cougar Granny who had the idea to knit them? :confused: :bonk:
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Glenn will get them!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
For himself to wher?
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Glenn will get them!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What about the Cougar Granny who had the idea to knit them? :confused: :bonk:
:scratch: A friend of glenns? ;) :laugh: :laugh:
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yup!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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It does look like him too.
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Glenn's tree?? :smoking: ;)
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Glenn's tree??
sure looks like it would work for his 1 hitter!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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naw gotta be Brittney's!!!!!!!!1 :happy1: :rotflmao:
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BUFFALO, NY — Local dad Michael Cochran explained to his kids that this year, he felt confident that Santa would rather find some beer and cigars waiting at the bottom of the chimney than milk and cookies.
"Santa is a huge fan of session IPAs, trust me," said Mr. Cochran to his eldest son Sam. "Also, a good Rocky Patel cigar would probably go a long, long way with the big guy. Promise."
In addition the change in food offering, Mr. Cochran also reported that Santa has become a UFC fan and might stop in to watch a replay of the last fight. "If you hear a fight on the TV, just stay in bed and don't bother Santa," said Mr. Cochran. "Santa also brings extra presents to kids who sleep in until nine. Very, very important to Santa."
Sources report that since the conversation, a deeply frustrated Mrs. Cochran had caught the children several times attempting to sneak a six-pack of IPAs into the grocery cart. "I didn't know our three-year-old even knew those letters," said Mrs. Cochran. "Every time I look down at my grocery list, he slips a pack of Stone IPA into the cart bottom. Yesterday, our eight-year-old oldest asked a manager to unlock the cigar humidor. It's humiliating."
At publishing time, Mr. Cochran had informed the kids that Santa may need a new cigar cutter, if it wasn't too much trouble.
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...thought of this!
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He is great!
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...thought of this!
(https://www.yardbarker.com/media/e/e/eeb89a87fb88de8b6a3b29db6103d6fc71f55d10/thumb_16x9/20-facts-might-know-bad-santa.jpg)
sure does!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Funny stuff Mike!
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dats what the ex was like!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Looks pretty darn tasty too. :sleazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: think shadow eats that daily :crazy: :thumbs: sheez!!!!!!!!
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may as well toss in some hot dogs too!! my English bulldog could clean a room too!!
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Drill Sergeant Struggling To Communicate That New Recruits Are, In Fact, The Worst He’s Ever Seen
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FORT JACKSON, SC— Expressing frustration at his inability to accurately describe his assessment of his current trainees, sources confirmed Tuesday that a drill sergeant was struggling to communicate that his new recruits were, in fact, the worst he’s ever seen.
“You’re the lowliest pack of maggots that I ever laid eyes on, and I’m not being facetious or in any way hyperbolic when I say that,” said Sergeant James Barber, wondering if he should draw some kind of graph as a visual aid to help his recruits recognize that he wasn’t simply attempting to rouse them to work harder. “I know I’m shouting at the top of my lungs right now, but it’s just because I want to be clear that, on an objective scale, you are the least-capable bunch of recruits that has come through this facility. When I say ‘worst,’ that isn’t just a turn of phrase, I want to really drive that point home, you’re not great. You all make me sick, and again, that is literal, I’m nauseous and need to sit down for a minute.”
At press time, the drill sergeant wondered whether there was some kind of homophobic slur he could use to describe the new recruits.
TheOnion (https://www.theonion.com/drill-sergeant-struggling-to-communicate-that-new-recru-1849587331) ;)
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Drill Sergeant Struggling To Communicate That New Recruits Are, In Fact, The Worst He’s Ever Seen
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FORT JACKSON, SC— Expressing frustration at his inability to accurately describe his assessment of his current trainees, sources confirmed Tuesday that a drill sergeant was struggling to communicate that his new recruits were, in fact, the worst he’s ever seen.
“You’re the lowliest pack of maggots that I ever laid eyes on, and I’m not being facetious or in any way hyperbolic when I say that,” said Sergeant James Barber, wondering if he should draw some kind of graph as a visual aid to help his recruits recognize that he wasn’t simply attempting to rouse them to work harder. “I know I’m shouting at the top of my lungs right now, but it’s just because I want to be clear that, on an objective scale, you are the least-capable bunch of recruits that has come through this facility. When I say ‘worst,’ that isn’t just a turn of phrase, I want to really drive that point home, you’re not great. You all make me sick, and again, that is literal, I’m nauseous and need to sit down for a minute.”
At press time, the drill sergeant wondered whether there was some kind of homophobic slur he could use to describe the new recruits.
TheOnion (https://www.theonion.com/drill-sergeant-struggling-to-communicate-that-new-recru-1849587331) ;)
Wait-for-it Serg, your going to get some letters from their mommies and the LBGTQ community for your mean bully words! :cry: :coffee:
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Yep, good thing we have tougher women in the forces to fill the voids.. :bonk:
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So Leech is that an actual news thing or something someone conjured up? I can absolutely believe it though. Especially about everyone worried about every thing he says trying to make these boys a man.
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Well, maybe he just needs to stop creeping around after midnight! :rotflmao:
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sad but true!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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X2 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yup. :pouty: :rotflmao:
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Isn't that the truth.
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Jack worked for Jimmy Page...
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you guys laughing......i know you watched her special the other nite...........dont lie!!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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you guys laughing......i know you watched her special the other nite...........dont lie!!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :happy1: :rotflmao:
good lord no way!!!
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Too busy watching Hallmark for that... :rolleyes: :coffee:
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Too busy watching Hallmark for that... :rolleyes: :coffee:
:happy1: Bet glenn was too!! :scratch: :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:
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Too busy watching Hallmark for that... :rolleyes: :coffee:
:happy1: Bet glenn was too!! :scratch: :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:
bet Glenn wasnt!!!!!!!!! :tut: :tut: :rotflmao:
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So Leech is that an actual news thing or something someone conjured up? I can absolutely believe it though. Especially about everyone worried about every thing he says trying to make these boys a man.
Ask Steve-o I didn't post it just replied.
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So Leech is that an actual news thing or something someone conjured up? I can absolutely believe it though. Especially about everyone worried about every thing he says trying to make these boys a man.
Ask Steve-o I didn't post it just replied.
BabylonBee.com is a humor site. Thing is, what makes it so damn funny (to at least 49% of Americans) is that there is so much ironic truth to their bits. :happy1:
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you for sure!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: sorry HD, Glenn made me say that!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
but it is funny!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You've heard of the "Elf on a shelf"....how about "Snoop on a stoop" :evil:
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Last stop, is Glenn's house.....
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he's a lucky fella!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:confused: :confused: i'll have to ask Sue if she's expecting santa!!!!!!!! :sleazy: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh ya or in any store. It's a situational awareness thing. Just amazes me how little of it some people have. To the point of being rude but you can tell that it doesn't even click with them. ????
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Oh ya or in any store. It's a situational awareness thing. Just amazes me how little of it some people have. To the point of being rude but you can tell that it doesn't even click with them. ????
2nd that!!! young and old too!!!
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Free sample days really brings out the best in patience. No wonder a fella from Rochester carried while shopping.. :coffee:
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Free sample days really brings out the best in patience. No wonder a fella from Rochester carried while shopping.. :coffee:
and I don't even do those!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Free sample days really brings out the best in patience. No wonder a fella from Rochester carried while shopping.. :coffee:
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Free sample days really brings out the best in patience. No wonder a fella from Rochester carried while shopping.. :coffee:
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i can honestly say since i've started at the grocery store i havent seen that. it'll be a year about Jan 13th. mayhaps here in Cold Spring we behave better!!!!!!! :happy1:
Now my issue is naw..........never mind!!!!!! :rotflmao:
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yea we know you don't buy bacon!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Free sample days really brings out the best in patience. No wonder a fella from Rochester carried while shopping.. :coffee:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i can honestly say since i've started at the grocery store i havent seen that. it'll be a year about Jan 13th. mayhaps here in Cold Spring we behave better!!!!!!! :happy1:
Now my issue is naw..........never mind!!!!!! :rotflmao:
Blue hairs?? ;)
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Free sample days really brings out the best in patience. No wonder a fella from Rochester carried while shopping.. :coffee:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i can honestly say since i've started at the grocery store i havent seen that. it'll be a year about Jan 13th. mayhaps here in Cold Spring we behave better!!!!!!! :happy1:
Now my issue is naw..........never mind!!!!!! :rotflmao:
:scratch: :doah: There's a lot more than 1!!!!! :pouty: ;) :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:
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Free sample days really brings out the best in patience. No wonder a fella from Rochester carried while shopping.. :coffee:
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i can honestly say since i've started at the grocery store i havent seen that. it'll be a year about Jan 13th. mayhaps here in Cold Spring we behave better!!!!!!! :happy1:
Now my issue is naw..........never mind!!!!!! :rotflmao:
:scratch: :doah: There's a lot more than 1!!!!! :pouty: ;) :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Thanks I needed that!! :sleazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Thanks I needed that!! :sleazy:
sure seems like that too sometimes!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Great parenting!!!
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same to you!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Same to you. :happy1:
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pb&j maybe!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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pb&j maybe!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: right on bubba!!!!!!!
by the way are those to trunk monkeys????
asking for a friend!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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What is a trunk monkey? Something around Cold Spring?
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What is a trunk monkey? Something around Cold Spring?
its another one of those emails from Mikey!!!!!!!! :confused: if i had yours i could send it to you or mikey could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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What is a trunk monkey? Something around Cold Spring?
its another one of those emails from Mikey!!!!!!!! :confused: if i had yours i could send it to you or mikey could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
send it back and I can, I deleted it...
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LPS google trunk monkeys and yon can see many of them!!! just looked and was surprised at the amount!!! have fun!!!
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I sent it back to you already!
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and I forwarded it to him!! Thanks bud!!!
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Local Man Takes 15th Annual ‘Before’ Photo
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MEEKER, CO — The new year started off optimistically for local resolution enthusiast, Carson Blenvy, who dove right into his resolve to lose 30 pounds of fat by taking a before photo to help document his future progress toward a sleek, muscular body.
Annual before photos: 15
Annual after photos: 0
"This year is different from the previous 15 years," said Blenvy while shopping for brand new workout clothes to match his renewed enthusiasm to burn calories and build muscle. "I have ordered a new water bottle and special protein powder that will actually triple my resting metabolism. I can already feel the fat melting off of me, this is amazing!"
Blenvy was later seen on Instagram asking friends and family to publicly urge him to stick to his goal no matter what curveballs life threw at him, and posted his before photo next to older posts of his 14 before photos from years past.
Hours later, life threw a wicked curveball at Carson Blenvy as he was walking to the running shoe store and was kind of hungry and the Corndoggo's food truck was just right there.
At publishing time, Blenvy had indeed taken another photo weeks later, but of his unused Total Gym™ to sell on eBay.
BabylonBee (https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-takes-15th-annual-before-photo) ;)
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Unused exercise equipment makes good coat racks. I know.
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I know a guy that did that once, key wouldn't work so he busted the door in. He was one house off...
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I know a guy that did that once, key wouldn't work so he busted the door in. He was one house off...
Glenn? :scratch:
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I was waiting to see who said that first. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I know a guy that did that once, key wouldn't work so he busted the door in. He was one house off...
Glenn? :scratch:
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That's for sure with him in the area.
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no thanks!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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An unhappily married cowboy or rancher.
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I'm gonna guess boredom on da ranch..
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For sure! 😂😂
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$5.49 here yesterday. The shelves were full too so people aren't buying them as much neither.
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I heard glenn is secretly buying up large quantities of laying hens... :coffee:
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AND that is where the TV is and closer to the liquor cabinet too.
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You dog guys know exactly what I'm talkin' about... :coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :doofus: got that right!!!!!!! :doah:
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Naw, I just fake sleep and let the Mrs scrape it up!! ;)
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Naw, I just fake sleep and let the Mrs scrape it up!! ;)
:tut: :tut: ain't gaining no brownie points that way! :doah:
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Naw, I just fake sleep and let the Mrs scrape it up!! ;)
and now one armed too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Naw, I just fake sleep and let the Mrs scrape it up!! ;)
:tut: :tut: ain't gaining no brownie points that way! :doah:
Dats what da grill is for.. I hate to say it but back when we had a Springer she would clean up anything the lab would lose, even the back end.. :puke:
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Naw, I just fake sleep and let the Mrs scrape it up!! ;)
You gimps are all alike! :pouty:
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Naw, I just fake sleep and let the Mrs scrape it up!! ;)
Bobb you are the man. LOL When I try to ignore it the wife will sometimes say, Cooper is going to puke. Then I haul azz cuz I have already used up valuable time trying to pretend I was asleep. LOLOL
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Ya ain't that the truth. WTF!!!
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Last night as I was watching TV later in the night the advertised some kind of show like those housewives shows, only this was a gay men's thing. I bout :puke:.
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Um...OK... :coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Took a second. Or two. LOL
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Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
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ouch!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Looking for some camping accessories on line yesterday.......
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Another Chinese spy balloon has been spotted......
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Is that Oprah or and Orca?
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Is that Oprah or and Orca?
oh my!!! excellent!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Ya sure. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Glenn would!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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LOLOL Good one.
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Another Chinese spy balloon has been spotted......
Is this Whoopie Goldberg? Don't think it is Opra.
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well I'm thinking it was dang big cat!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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I made the mistake sending it to the whipper snapper that has a golden and a kitty, no word back...
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:confused: :confused: What the heck are we talking about? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yes that was Whoopi not Oprah.
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My 1st guess was Jabba the Hutt... :scratch:
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And to think Ted Danson used to hit that. Never could figure that out.
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First time watching this…about pee’d myself. Lol
https://youtu.be/R8Wde1fFvPg
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Funny as heck and what a good job doing that.
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Sure is funny, now I got that dang song in my head.. :bonk:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I want to go fishing with him.....
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for sure!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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No doubt. :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/02/918/516/0dec0c51-toon.png?ve=1&tl=1)
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about right!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Saw this one on the cooler in the local Bugtussle grocery store recently
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Right. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Flights have been cancelled until further notice 😁
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Flights have been cancelled until further notice 😁
I think the Chinese are just jacking with us now. They are sending over every Tom, Dick, and Harry 100 yen weather balloon they got 'cause they know Biden will scramble $50 million fighter jets and shoot them down with $100,000 missles. :scratch: :doah:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXq9SeBi9k
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Funny as heck. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That one lady looked like she was ready to kick some butt...
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For sure. Funny as heck!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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What are the regulations on your favorite pothole
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Keepers!!!
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:sleazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:scratch:
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Glenn on his way to Dutches place for good beer??? :happy1: ;)
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dats funny!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:mooning: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Funny, back after the Halloween blizzard my uncle sent me into Rogers on the snowmobile to get him beer. :rotflmao:
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Seen this one on the back of a Jeep when we were in Gaylord a couple a weeks ago. :happy1:
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Tried to like it mark, but can't. Gotta love a stiff suspension!! :happy1:
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:moon:
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so true!!!!
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good one!! LOL
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:happy1:
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Seems familiar. LOL
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:confused: hope you can read this, it took almost an act of god to get it to this point! :rotflmao: cause it's funny as hell.
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Glenn that is a good one. LOL I could read it when I expanded it.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is a good one!!
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:nerd:
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I was told by a really reliable source this sits at the end of LPS's driveway right on the main drag!! :rotflmao:
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no sheet!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:nerd:
I'm glad LPS s'plained that "hair tie" thing to be a while back. ;)
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: sounds about right!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:oscar:
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:coffee:
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yea right!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I couldn't remember where that cake picture from before was. So when I was plowing the wife made this cake. I just had that piece. She is sitting in the recliner beside me and hasn't seen the cake yet. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(https://tinypix.co.uk/images/2023/03/12/IMG_1820.md.jpeg) (https://tinypix.co.uk/image/IMG-1820.9Hnx)
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She just saw it and I heard a "what the He77". :rotflmao:
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She just saw it and I heard a "what the He77". :rotflmao:
someone is sleeping on the couch tonight! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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yup dog house tonight!!! I would have liked to seen the look on her face!!!!
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yup dog house tonight!!! I would have liked to seen the look on her face!!!!
me too! :rotflmao:. Bet he's grounded from Amazon for a while too! :rolleyes:
anyone else notice ;PS has been pretty quite since his wife found that hole in the cake!!!!!!! :doah: :scratch:
hope he's OK!!!!!!!!!1 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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So when I was plowing the wife made this cake. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(https://tinypix.co.uk/images/2023/03/12/IMG_1820.md.jpeg) (https://tinypix.co.uk/image/IMG-1820.9Hnx)
This is when a comma makes a huge difference… :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: why does everyone here always have there mind deep in the gutter?? :scratch: :doah: :confused: :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Good point Pull,,
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Hey Pull I just showed the wife the comma thing and she got a big laugh out of it. LOLOL
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So when I was plowing the wife made this cake. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is when a comma makes a huge difference… :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
For a second, I thought this post was in the wrong thead. ;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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SO without the coma it is multi-tasking. :sleazy:
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SO without the coma it is multi-tasking. :sleazy:
is it?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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SO without the coma it is multi-tasking. :sleazy:
If she can bake a cake while y'er... um... 'plowing' - either she's a REALLY good baker or... :scratch: :doah: :embarrassed: :rotflmao:
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SO without the coma it is multi-tasking. :sleazy:
If she can bake a cake while y'er... um... 'plowing' - either she's a REALLY good baker or... :scratch: :doah: :embarrassed: :rotflmao:
where's the oven ?? or which oven??? :scratch: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yep, 2 pieces in one! I like your work lps!
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Hope she got a bang out of it... :whistling:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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That is just funnier then heck. And the funnier part is I didn't get it right away.v :crazy: Apparently I was in la la land. :rotflmao:
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this is funny as all get out.....over on IDO, in the just for dessert thread.........the gal over there made a cake...... with a piece missing out of the middle!!!!1 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:drinking:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I'll have to try that one next time the doctor asks.
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:whistling:
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ruh roh!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh ya! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:party1: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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Never mind!!!
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Glenn sent me this... :coffee:
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A lot of ways that could turn out.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: and you guys didn't think I was that smart!! :sleazy:
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he needs air!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Hopefully “Taco Bell” hasn’t been eaten by the winner?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Thinking he will be there all day. :sleazy:
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"Can I have another volunteer...?"
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN2VhNTUyMzQ1ZGE4YzI4ZjEwNzhlMTExNTAxNWQ4MWUwZGVhYmUxNCZjdD1n/3o6fIUdNKSknMxblG8/giphy.gif)
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glenn has to stop sending me these photos... :coffee:
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WOW!!! Can't unsee that. That was my Grandma!...
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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was that up in Unger??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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i didnt send them........and Mike......if those were from Inger....they came from Gunner!!!!!!!! :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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:crazy: :doofus: :rotflmao:
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glenn has to stop sending me these photos... :coffee:
:doah: Now that's ..........................some REAL COUGARS there!!!!!!1 ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh my. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:mad1:
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;)
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Clever.
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Good one!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I just came across a skit from the carol Burnett show with Harvey korman and Tim Conway. Seen it a few times but it's so damn funny. Rumor had it Harvey peed himself.
Google Tim Conway dentist skit. I assure you it'll bring tears to your eyes!!
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I just came across a skit from the carol Burnett show with Harvey korman and Tim Conway. Seen it a few times but it's so damn funny. Rumor had it Harvey peed himself.
Google Tim Conway dentist skit. I assure you it'll bring tears to your eyes!!
You're not wrong. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUSM4EKcRI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUSM4EKcRI)
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Our family always watched that show.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: i giggled just seeing that !!!!!!! :rotflmao: those 2 where flippin hilarious together!!!!!
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: good man!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A Happy helper. :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :happy1:good thing she doesnt have........er never mind!!!!! :confused: :bonk: :bonk:
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Good idea. :sleazy:
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A young Al Bundy!!! :happy1: my hero!! :rotflmao:
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That's the first thing that crossed my mind too Glenn. :happy1:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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You da man, George! :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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lov it!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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why do women wear underwear???
because all man holes must be covered when not in use!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:crazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :doah:
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Lol
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:bonk:
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is that your dog Bobber?? Glenn wants to know!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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is the your dog Bobber?? Glenn wants to know!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: yea i do!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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is the your dog Bobber?? Glenn wants to know!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nope, just something that surfaced. What does is the your dog sposed to mean??? :confused:
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is the your dog Bobber?? Glenn wants to know!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nope, just something that surfaced. What does is the your dog sposed to mean??? :confused:
fixed it!!! Glenn made me!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and that was a good one for sure!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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Go back to HH Mike
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Go back to HH Mike
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Go back to HH Mike
ok!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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Had to look it up. Weed smokers holiday. !!! LOLOL :happy1: Glenn will be toking with his pipe of mystery tobacco. :happy1: :happy1:
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Had to look it up. Weed smokers holiday. !!! LOLOL :happy1: Glenn will be toking with his pipe of mystery tobacco. :happy1: :happy1:
now wait!!! don't ya think Glenn is wacky enough??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Had to look it up. Weed smokers holiday. !!! LOLOL :happy1: Glenn will be toking with his pipe of mystery tobacco. :happy1: :happy1:
Thanks for looking it up. I had no clue
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Had to look it up. Weed smokers holiday. !!! LOLOL :happy1: Glenn will be toking with his pipe of mystery tobacco. :happy1: :happy1:
now wait!!! don't ya think Glenn is wacky enough??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:pouty: :pouty: :doah: I get no respect. :confused:
Hey 4-20. Celebrating 33 years of wedded bliss today.
Feels like just 5 minutes.... Under water!! :rolleyes: :rotflmao:
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Happy anniversary Glenn!! :party3:
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Happy anniversary Glenn!! :party3:
:happy1: thanks.
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congrats to you and Sue!!!! :clap: :toast:
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:happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: done eating and stuffed. :confused: 2 big meals under $30.00. course no alcohol!! :tut:
Was pretty hungry and forgot to take a picture, but can in the morning!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Waiting for the granddaughter now
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Congrats Glenn and Sue. Where did you eat?
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Congrats Glenn and Sue. Where did you eat?
LaCasita in Waite Park.
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wife and I ate there years ago, we really liked it too.....
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Congrats Glenn and Mrs Glenn!!! :happy1:
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wife and I ate there years ago, we really liked it too.....
Yep, it’s pretty good and reasonably priced. Congratulations, Glenn.
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A little six year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”
Billy says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't gone 'doody' yet."
Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy says, “ Works for ketchup." 😁😁
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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oh my!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Aaron Rodgers Retires From Professional Football To Play With The Jets
SPORTS
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Apr 24, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
NEW YORK, NY — Legendary Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has officially signed with the New York Jets, confirming his retirement from professional football.
"You have to know when to walk away," said Rodgers. "I'm excited to put on a New York Jets jersey, and leave pro football in the rearview mirror."
Sources inside the Jets organization were reportedly shocked to receive the word from Rodgers. "How much peyote is he smoking??" asked General Manager Joe Douglas. "Eh, who cares. Even if he's high, just to have a legend like Rodgers on the field with us amateurs - it's going to be amazing. I know the NFL will be sad to lose him, but their loss is our gain."
Rodgers took months to make a final decision, laboring over whether it was time to hang up his cleats. "Professional football is an incredible grind," said Rodgers. "I've enjoyed my career tremendously, but in the end, I realized I was done with all the film watching, the practicing - that endless pursuit of perfection. Thankfully, I don't have to worry about any of that with the Jets. It's going to be an amazing change of pace."
At publishing time, Aaron Rodgers had asked if anyone had some psychedelics because he just sobered up enough to realize he had actually signed with the New York Jets.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: That is funny.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: well yea!!!!!!!!!! :doofus:
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Yep, no Dukes of Hazzard entrance here!!
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I know the feeling..
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Yup
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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bet Dotch doesn't have that issue!!!
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Good one.
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:doah:
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totally agree!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: just seen that on fartbook. :rotflmao:
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Right on! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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One on the left was boars prom date!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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One on the left was boars prom date!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
Ouch that’s gonna leave a mark!
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Sick!
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :scratch:
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:rotflmao:
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oh boy!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :confused:
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:crazy: :rotflmao:
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:Clap: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah: :scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: Just the way I like it.
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
coconut power!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i've had my current cell phone for 15 years and never had issues. its kept a charge longer lately since Mikey and Dotch have backed off sending me all the porn!!!!! :shocked: :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I of course do not have this problem.
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That also works for the guy who can't tie fishing knots... one rod for every lure! :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:banghead: :banghead: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=935;image)
(https://preview.redd.it/lmpy0vdsib0b1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=4f5f44786e132be4c5417d2aa3e7b3cfc57c3a85)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwLmEVPX0AQkJuO.jpg:large)
(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/05/1920/1080/cartoon-051723.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Seems to be. :crazy:
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:drinking:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You got that right. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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This is the kind of water tank my cukes and tomatoes are in. :sleazy:
https://youtu.be/qRjfh1rRyLc
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:happy1:
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This is the kind of water tank my cukes and tomatoes are in. :sleazy:
https://youtu.be/qRjfh1rRyLc
What water tank. :hubba: :sleazy:
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bet dem boobs were perky!!!! :wowza: :wowza:
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I knew what she was going to do and I had to watch. There is no way I could volunteeringly (new word) sit in that cold water like her. She knew what she was going to do and she did it. Kudos to her. BRRR.
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Ya, I don't know if I could do that either. But have seen a few stories about how good it is for the body. Seen a story last winter about a woman that the ice therapy is what gave her life back to her after having some kind of accident and not being able to recover until she started the ice therapy.
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:doah:
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😱 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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Oh snap! Lmao.
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Kind of a toss up.
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Yep, sad part is some days the fish wins.. :scratch:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :happy1: i'll drink to that!!!!!!! :drinking:
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:azn:
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yup right!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I will use this line. BUT I will have one heck of a smile on my face too. I will let you know how it turns out..
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Going to send this one to the wife. ;)
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I was laughing and told it to the wife. She laughed and said well I don't see that working very good for you. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I sent the picture to the wife and never heard a comment. :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I sent the picture to the wife and never heard a comment. :rotflmao:
yet!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I sent the picture to the wife and never heard a comment. :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: be lucky your not in the hospital for the other kneecap!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Gotta love ol' Burgess... Even if it is only memes. ;)
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aNPQ4gb_700b.jpg)
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https://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2023/05/31
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/79/aa/3879aa5761eabf88a556dca45065d678.jpg)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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ouch!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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ouch!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:happy1: :happy1: i got that via a text from my friend in Iowa that i'm trying to get to join........ he's a hoot!!!!!
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:rotflmao:
I had a buddy that tried that when we were in HS.
Not only did he get the mosquitos he also got into a patch of poison ivy!
He literally had it from head to toe!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Boy isn't that the truth. :sleazy:
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:doah: another from my Iowa friend. :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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sure hope HD doesn't find any of them for here!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Right!
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:tut:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I won't tell the wife this one. LOL
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I won't tell the wife this one. LOL
why not??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:nerd:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Would be fun to use that one. Absolute classic especially with DeCaprio in it. That is him isn't it?
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Oops
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hot wheels!! :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:kiss:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: ole Fred Sanford was a gem!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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WAY back in the day, before Sanford and Son, my dad had a drink with Redd Foxx in a small Vegas lounge when Foxx was working stand up.
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bet that was interesting!!!
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Yeah, it was back in the 60s before the Civil Rights Movement hit its peak. He told me they talked about race relations and St. Paul's black community. Redd knew St. Paul because he had played gigs here.
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:coffee:
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/1933ed24d4b4585c829ff51d376163e359b5a12788f64b0e6a80498ed5deeff2_1.jpg)
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Me too.
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Lol. Yup.
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:cool:
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amen!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Yup. The kid has that one.
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Didn't see that one coming. Good one. :happy1:
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:happy1:
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:doofus:
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:sleazy:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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mikey? :scratch:
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mikey? :scratch:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: oh hell yea..........he did say he just he brought one in........ :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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For sure. Just not sure why it won't stay fixed. :hubba:
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Pretty sure my bike wouldn't see daylight!!!
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I bet she can sure clean it up nicely too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: :wowza: :wowza:
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100 mile tune up.
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: isn't that the truth.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Glenn?
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:shocked: ;) :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:pouty: :pouty: :tut: :tut:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah: :laugh: :laugh:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:azn:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Yup!
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:bow:
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interesting!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:tequila;
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Every day...
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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So true. Usually followed up with a completely understandable comment—“You need a hearing aid!”
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Yes, I don't need a hearing aid. She needs to speak clearer. :rotflmao:
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Right. She needs to speak in the same room that I am in.
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& along those same lines, ever notice when you're trying to watch TV & they're talking on the cell phone in the same room, they speak so loudly you can't hear the damn TV? :scratch:
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don't have that issue at all here...
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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So true Dotch, I've been bit by wasps but they usually don't bother ya unless your close to the nest. Them friggin Hornets are flat out nasty, sure wish I took a pic of the basket ball size nest hanging in a tree lakeside, she got burned down...
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I have an empty one I found a few years ago in late fall... cut it down and my wife did her stuff to it.. still hanging here in the house!!!
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Neat stuff Mike!!
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When I was about 10, I was out pheasant hunting with my dad, brother, and uncles. Late October or early November. I found a really big nest on a willow branch and broke it off so I could take it to school for show and tell. All went well until the warm school room woke up the critters inside and they started exploring their new environment. I was immediately ordered to take it outside snd far away from the playground.
That may have been the beginning of a really tenuous relationship with teachers that lasted for another seven or eight years.
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dang that's funny!!! that would sure suk!!!!!!
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:shocked:
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now that would a heck of a ride I'll bet!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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🤣🤣🤣
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Ouch!
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao:
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Four ........
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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Now that is classic. :happy1:
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:happy1:
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I seen on bookface the other day a meme similar to the one HD posted about the beer cart
This one had 2 game wardens glassing a lake. One game warden said to the other.... Don't worry about that guy, he couldn't catch covid in wohan. :rotflmao: I about peed myself and thought of boar immediately.
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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YUP. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Glenns biggest fear:
Slipping int the fish cleaning house, and someone finding him like this. His trusty fillete knife in hand.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:banghead: :banghead: training-087 training-087 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: PUTZ!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I see he still has his family jewels too. :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: boar in his younger days? :rotflmao:
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oh boy!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:confused: :rotflmao:
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:sleazy:
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:happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Found a picture of boar deer hunting. :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Now that is really a good one. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/28rgZ274Sa4?feature=share
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/28rgZ274Sa4?feature=share
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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The wife even smiled when she watched it. LOL
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The wife even smiled when she watched it. LOL
she was saying don't buy a vete maybe!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Again! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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Good one Glenn!
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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The wife left me a note, looks like I gotta take care of business before I get to go fishing :pouty:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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HA! Doesn't she know I have more than one fishing rod!!! :bonk: :rotflmao: ;) :angel:
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Need to find that key. :sleazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 2 kinds of fishin today!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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It was worth the 2 minutes, cause I'm out fishing :rotflmao:
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You could have at least put your clothes back on before you went out on the boat. :whistling:
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You could have at least put your clothes back on before you went out on the boat. :whistling:
It was a "wham bam, thank you ma'am" kinda situation... :nerd:
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Thought maybe you'd joined that nudist colony glenn likes to spy on... :scratch:
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LPS, is this you??? :rotflmao:
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he isn't going to get by with that with his pups!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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It is more of a sideways blanket war that I have with Cooper. lol
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Criminal my azz, I'll bail him out!!
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Pay him a bounty on each one.
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That grin is hilarious!!
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked: :doah:
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:coffee:
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:shocked: :doah:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=2332;image)
If we could just put a windmill on top of every electric car, they could recharge the battery as they drive down the road. :bonk: :happy1: :rotflmao: :sorry: :imstupid:
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:rotflmao:
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that would be about all of us on this site!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Good kid.
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For sure Mike! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:fudd:
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:happy1:
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True.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :crazy: :shocked:
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Ya :confused:
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:rotflmao: :crazy: :shocked:
:puke:
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Here's a lovely picture of some puppies....
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Had to go away and then came back and I think I have it.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: it says no nudes !!
Mighta been more clear last night after a few?? :drinking: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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10 Guaranteed Ways To Impress Your Wife
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Sep 26, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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After you get married, it's common for the flame of love to cool, with each spouse eventually reaching the point of using the toilet with the bathroom door open, wearing nothing but sweatpants around the house, and finding deep-seated flaws in the way each other breathes.
Thankfully, that can all be turned around by really knocking your wife's socks off. How, you ask? The Babylon Bee is here to give you some handy tips on how to impress your wife.
Memorize long passages of Beowulf and recite them to her while she tries to sleep: She'll be so enthralled by your manly intellectual prowess that she'll totally forget that you're keeping her from getting much-needed rest.
Know the correct month of your wedding anniversary: You'll even score some extra points if you get it right on the first try.
Chop wood in the backyard with your shirt off while looking like Brad Pitt: If you don't look like Brad Pitt, fix that right now, loser.
Put a dirty pot in the sink to soak without even being asked: She'll marvel at your thoughtfulness and willingness to help.
Belch the alphabet: This old classic has been working on the ladies since grade school.
Pause movies frequently to explain everything to her: It's almost a guarantee that she's completely lost, so she'll really appreciate this.
Throw one of your kids up into the air as high as you can and then catch him: Feats of otherworldly strength + spending time with children = surefire attention from the womenfolk.
Blow intricate smoke rings in her direction: No matter what they say, women looooooove the smell of cigars.
Be a multi-millionaire: This is really the only tip needed, so just focus on reaching this one.
Earn modest wages writing satirical news stories online: This works too, we've been told.
It's as easy as that. Do some of the things listed above, and she'll be swooning in no time!
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:pouty:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Nailed it!
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:rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Finally someone with some common sense. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You'll run otta beer's fast!! :bonk:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:happy1: :happy1: Good one.
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: one for Glenn..... 😂
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:sleazy: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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HD and the General fishing!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: one for Glenn..... 😂
glenn"s dreams!!!!
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Mike, they talking to you! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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I been wondering how good they would be roasted???
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Brussels sprouts or possums?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Smear a little oil on either one and throw on the grill.
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Brussels sprouts or possums?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dont temp him.......he'd try both!!!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Brussels sprouts or possums?
too funny!! but a hard pass on the possums!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:campfire:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Didn't dakids drive one!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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YUP :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Right! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Any Pink Floyd fans? :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I don't know about pudding, but apparently they don't have any heat on the Starship Enterprise either. :sleazy:
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:rolleyes: :rotflmao:
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:sleazy: :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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well then yer safe by a long shot!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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well then yer safe by a long shot!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
:pouty: :pouty: :pouty:
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Josh is goin' in...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC_bWtyVUAAe5WU.jpg)
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so would Glenn!!! just sayin!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh ya, he'd be all over it. She is going to teach that puppy some new tricks. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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so would Glenn!!! just sayin!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:sleazy: :sleazy: :smoking: :rotflmao:
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:rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :sleazy: :smoking: here kitty Kitty!! ;)
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:scratch: ok be honest how many of you have one out back :rotflmao:
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not me!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Boar?? :scratch: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rolleyes:
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Boar gets outsmarted again. :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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They are kinda ugly, but they sure are handy! :laugh:
(https://tinypix.co.uk/images/2023/10/23/crocs-are-awesome.md.jpeg) (https://tinypix.co.uk/image/crocs-are-awesome.siGx)
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They are kinda ugly, but they sure are handy! :laugh:
(https://tinypix.co.uk/images/2023/10/23/crocs-are-awesome.md.jpeg) (https://tinypix.co.uk/image/crocs-are-awesome.siGx)
:happy1: :happy1: :happybounce: ::welcome::
WELCOME ABOARD YOUG LADY. glad to have ya!!!!!!!1 :party1:
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:happy1: :happy1: :happybounce: ::welcome::
WELCOME ABOARD YOUG LADY. glad to have ya!!!!!!!1 :party1:
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Thanks glenn! I'm excited to be here and check this place out! :happy1:
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Sharon, you'll like it here........just a bunch of misfits and goofballs!!!!!! we even occasionally post hunting and fishing stuff!!!!! :rolleyes:
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yes welcome Sharon!!! I look at IDO at times so am glad you are checking this site out too!!! you have already met Glenn so it's only up hill from there!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Welcome Sharon! Nothing wrong with Crocs. Actual unretouched photo of my feet taken moments ago in suburban Flanders ON. Glenn is jealous that he doesn't have them along with my Pioneer steak knife collection... :rotflmao:
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:pouty: :pouty:by they way Sharon............yuo'll notice.......if ya havent already....... :confused: :surrender: i get thoroughly verbally abused here!!!! :surrender: :doah: :rolleyes: :rotflmao:
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Nice to meet you. Good idea with the Crocks.
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Sharon, you'll like it here........just a bunch of misfits and goofballs!!!!!! we even occasionally post hunting and fishing stuff!!!!! :rolleyes:
Ya, what Glenn said.
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Being a newbie here I havent figured the forums yet, but what I am asking for will work here too as it is kind of silly.
My grandson lately has been wetting the bed a lot , I have prevented him from drinking anything after 7 PM but his habits havent seemed to change yet.
You see, he is 12 years old and does this every dang night shortly after midnight.
I know its normal for boys to do this but from the top of the dresser????
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This is one of my stories that I wrote for Glenn57 a few years ago, it so happened on that site that someone had asked for a bear tale, so I obliged with my own story.
A couple of years ago when on vacation near Bemidji I was out for a walk in the forest near our resort when I heard a bear snort not very far from me.
I lost my senses and instead of staying still I took off on a dead run.
that bear was right on my heels and I was sweating like Marilyn Manson at a Baptist revival
It let out a huge growl right in my ear and I knew I was going to die while on vacation, the funny thing was I was starting to get cold.
I didnt know if I was that exhausted and near death from running so hard for an old fat man or if it was the fact that bear had chased me from June clean into December.
I kept running and ran smack dab into a tree with a loud thump.
when I came to I realized that the FW had been snoring in my ear all that time and I had fallen out of bed and was cold from not having any blankets on me.
so there you have it, an Iowaboy1 bear tale.
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:rotflmao:
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Someone's been watching to much of The Golden Bachelor... :embarrassed: Just sayin' :rotflmao:
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Glenn's class mates sent that to him I heard!!!
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Geez Glenn, you are the one those cougars want. Their little Glenny. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Actually are the turkey vulture type that you like.
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Glenn's class mates sent that to him I heard!!!
:rotflmao: :confused: well that new guy from Iowa texted that to me.noone I know.
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: At least the kid has his poop in a group....
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:drinking: Kinda sounds like when G and I go fishing... :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Fish Humiliated After Being Reeled In By Little Girl With Princess Rod BabylonBee (https://babylonbee.com/news/fish-humiliated-after-being-reeled-in-by-a-little-girl-with-a-princess-rod) ;)
BATON ROUGE, LA — A local fish was absolutely humiliated after being caught by a six-year-old girl wielding a flimsy pink princess rod.
"I'll never live this down," said Gary the fish as he swam away in shame. "How did I not see that coming?"
According to sources, six-year-old Madelyn was reeling in her slice of hot dog when she felt a slight tug on the line. "Daddy! Fishy fishy!" shouted Madelyn, jumping up and down. "Aww look at him! He looks so sad! Can we eat him??"
As Madelyn's dad pulled poor Gary off the hook, Gary took stock of his surroundings. "You've got to be kidding me," said Gary as he surveyed the princess pole. "Yup, that's a princess pole. Oh man, that girl is tiny. Please, big man, just go ahead and filet me. The boys in the pond are never going to let me hear the end of this."
At publishing time, Gary was wondering where this delicious new slice of hot dog floating in front of him had come from.
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/653d828350d12653d828350d13.jpg)
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:doah:
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A
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:coffee:
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Welcome Sharon! Nothing wrong with Crocs. Actual unretouched photo of my feet taken moments ago in suburban Flanders ON. Glenn is jealous that he doesn't have them along with my Pioneer steak knife collection... :rotflmao:
I can clearly see that you are in 2-wheel drive and not in 4-wheel drive for 2 reasons!
1st there is carpet on the floor!
2nd you don't have the heal strap around the ankles to put you into 4-Wheel Drive!!
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Crocs are kinda handy when going in and outdoors as much as I do. In 2-wheel drive, it doesn't take much effort to dump the chore boots and slide into them. Helps keep from tracking dirt in the house. What surprises me is how warm my feet stay.
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real pecker tracks!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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real pecker tracks!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Or this? :confused:
(https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/38/e2/b4/38e2b4fd48ba43a4959f5d995f8ca2de.jpg)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:pouty: your a sick and demented individual Dotch! :confused: :rotflmao:
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:pouty: your a sick and demented individual Dotch! :confused: :rotflmao:
and you fit right in too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That brings a new meaning to trolling Steve-o!!
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Think I posted this last year. Still funny.
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real pecker tracks!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Or this? :confused:
(https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/38/e2/b4/38e2b4fd48ba43a4959f5d995f8ca2de.jpg)
I hate when that happens.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Think I posted this last year. Still funny.
I wasn't sleeping and I didn't have the blind's back window open and I didn't hear the deer sneak up directly behind me. I didn't know it was there 'til it blew - loudly - basically right in the back of my neck on the other side of the blind fabric. Talk about scare the bee-gee-bees out of me.
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Pretty good Glenn! You still able to post pics with your 17 yr old cellular ??? Mike's must be 18... :rotflmao: ;)
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but I have a new home PC!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: boy nuttin gets by youz guyz! :rotflmao:
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Boar sent me this yesterday. Said I should blow it up, set one by the bird feeder to keep the blue jays away and one in the garden to keep undesirable varmints out. :happy1: :rotflmao:
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No comment! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: anyone else see that buck in the background giving boar the finger. :sleazy: :happy1:
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Only way Glenn would get a squirrel hunting at HD's house...... :shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's true though anyone ever meet a healthy looking one?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Lol
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You got that right. :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1:
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;)
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Doesn't look too bad really.
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Doesn't look too bad really.
:doah:
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You’re a lucky man HD. That ALPO cost more than the stuff I get fed.
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You’re a lucky man HD. That ALPO cost more than the stuff I get fed.
DITTO!
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I've got great news! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Man, now I keep singing that over and over in my head! :bonk: :rotflmao:
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Do-Wah-Ditty-Ditty-Joe-Ditty-Do? :scratch:
;)
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Man, now I keep singing that over and over in my head! :bonk: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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Now that's funny. It also just made me realize that the last time I was in one of those establishments ( to drink, not to dance) was around this time in 1996.
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Mettler's in Mankato. Early 70's. :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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Lamplighter & Barbara Jeans :laugh:
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Mettler's in Mankato. Early 70's. :sleazy: :rotflmao:
and the other strip bar there!!! we most likely crossed paths back then!!!
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We are just here for new noses.
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We are just here for new noses.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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🤣🎅🎄☃️
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:nerd:
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:doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:banghead: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Haha
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah:
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Meanwhile way down south, there is a shortage of corncobs.
AND I mean further south of me !!
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😅😅🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Unfortunately females are not allowed to pull Santa sleigh and everyone lost out on the foggy day. :pouty:
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rolanda, with your nose so bright
I wish you were still a guy tonight?"
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They couldn't be talkin about Dotch and poppy?? :scratch:
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:happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Exactly !! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dotch....dont drink prior to ordering!!!1 :pouty: :doah: :rotflmao:
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....... yes,.....yes, I am......
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A saltine?? 🤔🤔
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I am too. :happy1: a cracker.
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: yep guilty!!!!!! :rolleyes:
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Another proud cracker over here. William Shakespeare version of a cracker though. A person who likes to crack jokes.
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I am too. :happy1: a cracker.
Cracker! :confused: Doesn't hurt. :coffee:
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:rolleyes:
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:rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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Ooops. That one took me a minute. :embarrassed:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:coffee:
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dog turd!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Those would look great on the Christmas cookie platter. :rotflmao:
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Boy they really look like the real thing.
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Those would look great on the Christmas cookie platter. :rotflmao:
You know it! And I'd be proudly chomping away in front of everyone!!! Even smile while your teeth are covered in the stuff!!
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Probably don't want to have a plate of them sitting out for Christmas cookies for the garbage guy. :rotflmao:
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Poor little feller.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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Lmao!!!
Try this on for size.
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Sounds about right.....
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Sounds about right.....
Awww lol sad... :undecided: No wonder no one wants to get married anymore!
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: Good one.
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Sounds about right.....
Awww lol sad... :undecided: No wonder no one wants to get married anymore!
I was once told that a man is not complete until he's married. Then he's finished.
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
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There really are some that cost $7,000.
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:rotflmao:
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Along those same lines... :coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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lower back issues coming next!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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I'm using that one!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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Another Epic idea Glenn!!! :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :sleazy:
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https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/watch-runaway-goat-lassoed-by-deputy-in-rochester
not a joke but funny!!!
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Right. Pretty good lasso job!
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https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/watch-runaway-goat-lassoed-by-deputy-in-rochester
not a joke but funny!!!
reb?? :scratch: :rotflmao:
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They will have him cooking over a fire this weekend. :sleazy:
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Very true!!
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For sure!! :happy1:
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oh yea!!! :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Oh boy. :sleazy:
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Funny movie!!
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That shows our age that we get it. :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That shows our age that we get it. :happy1:
beep beep!!! :happy1:
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:toast:
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Haha
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oooh
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:doah:
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True story of how the Christmas angel got to be on top of the tree.
One year up at Santa's castle things hadnt been going good for him, the conveyor that hauls the toys from the manufacturing plant to the warehouse broke down and no parts could be found in time.
If that wasnt enough, one of the elves told Santa Donner was sick as a dog and he needed to see him quickly so Santa took off for the barn where the reindeer were kept.
As santa walked behind Donner poor old Donner unloaded his bowels in a most convincing way and drowned santa head to toe with reindeer pooh.
Santa stormed off back to the castle, stripped his clothes off and headed for the shower, he headed for his bedroom for clean clothes and stubs his large toe on a dresser bottom.
While screaming several cuss words he pauses at his bar and pours a large Pappy Van Winkle and fumbles the glass and watches in horror as it hits the floor busting all to heck and losing its pricey contents.
It was about that time there was a knock on the door and the Christmas angel walks in and innocently asks Santa:
Hey Santa! what do you want me to do with this tree??
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:pouty: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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True story of how the Christmas angel got to be on top of the tree.
One year up at Santa's castle things hadnt been going good for him, the conveyor that hauls the toys from the manufacturing plant to the warehouse broke down and no parts could be found in time.
If that wasnt enough, one of the elves told Santa Donner was sick as a dog and he needed to see him quickly so Santa took off for the barn where the reindeer were kept.
As santa walked behind Donner poor old Donner unloaded his bowels in a most convincing way and drowned santa head to toe with reindeer pooh.
Santa stormed off back to the castle, stripped his clothes off and headed for the shower, he headed for his bedroom for clean clothes and stubs his large toe on a dresser bottom.
While screaming several cuss words he pauses at his bar and pours a large Pappy Van Winkle and fumbles the glass and watches in horror as it hits the floor busting all to heck and losing its pricey contents.
It was about that time there was a knock on the door and the Christmas angel walks in and innocently asks Santa:
Hey Santa! what do you want me to do with this tree??
always love that one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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That is a good one. 😂😂
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rolleyes: :surrender:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Deer hunting in Iowa
https://www.facebook.com/reel/393616326339067?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw
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dats a good one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: was that when... awe never mind!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: was that when... awe never mind!! :rotflmao:
Ya, thats when EPG and Chuck100 were down here, dang Chuck thought he heard sleigh bells and yelled out, hold my beer and watch this poop!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:evil:
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maybe!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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some of the members here made me that way!!!!!!! :pouty: :confused: :surrender:
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some of the members here made me that way!!!!!!! :pouty: :confused: :surrender:
says the ring master!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao:
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:puke:
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Isn't that interesting. I have seen clips of her. And I am still confused. ?????? Good for her.
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no thanks!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh I do agree, no thanks.
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😬🤣❄️
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got that crap right!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:coffee:
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I keep waiting for the real winter weather to start. But I know that, when it does, we will probably complain about it.
Sure glad I didn't get my ice fishing sled built. I'm afraid I would have to ask myself for a refund.
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:bonk:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah: Think the ladies in Inger wouldn't care..
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Lol. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah: Think the ladies in Inger wouldn't care..
never seen gunner with a beard... :scratch: just sayin.. :sleazy: :rotflmao:
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:scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:bow:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Dotch doing chores. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r13n-brC_Co?feature=share
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I gotta find that camera... :scratch:
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:drinking:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Clever :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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knew a girl like that once!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Aint it the truth!!
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:coffee:
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:bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Would be my luck
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:fudd:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :surrender: :bonk:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Licking your ____. :sleazy:
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Licking your ____. :sleazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rolleyes:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I know the feeling. :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Me too!
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:doah:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:doah: :scratch: thought that was a Trans guy! :confused: :rotflmao:
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that could be today!!! :puke:
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Mike, you aint wrong, I have been a tech for over 45 years and never in my lifetime did I ever think I would have to be careful how I worded things to a customer.
IE, sorry folks, looks like whoever was driving blew the trans.
Lady! I didnt call you a retard! I said we have to retard the timing!!
No sir!! I never said you had a loose screw, I said the thingamajigger that holds the framijamince together had a loose screw!
I wont mention conversations that start with shafts, cranks, or nuts, especially if that customer is from California!
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Mike, you aint wrong, I have been a tech for over 45 years and never in my lifetime did I ever think I would have to be careful how I worded things to a customer.
IE, sorry folks, looks like whoever was driving blew the trans.
Lady! I didnt call you a retard! I said we have to retard the timing!!
No sir!! I never said you had a loose screw, I said the thingamajigger that holds the framijamince together had a loose screw!
I wont mention conversations that start with shafts, cranks, or nuts, especially if that customer is from California!
so damn true!!!
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I would be having issues being politically correct if I wasn't retired!!!
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Hard to believe some of this stuff.
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How true. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I would be having issues being politically correct if I wasn't retired!!!
You got that right. About 20 years or so ago, I was replacing a damper in the duct in a lady's room in one of the buildings I took care of. I had the door propped open and one gal asked what I was doing. I told her I was putting cameras in. She thought it was funny. Never heard anything about it.
I'm sure if I said that today, HR would be working on the paperwork before I was down off the ladder.
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:fudd:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good Emma. I think it is worth the extra $.50 to know who to thank. :chef:
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Bobberineyes, that is my favorite spot to fart. Even though they can freely just walk away. They won’t. They just keep making faces and standing in it. Just make sure to look the person behind you in the eye and say “I think something died in your cart. The smell is awful.” They will sniff away. My son always falls for “did someone make popcorn?”
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yup good Emma!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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dat be Glenn!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Now that sounds like fun.
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dat be Glenn!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:sleazy: he's a tad late to da party though. :confused:
I posted the same thing a while back. I do it at a public access. :smoking: :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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And you wonder why us dudes have been cooking more these days.. :doah:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: about it too!!!!!!!! :pouty: :doah:
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I knew an ex wife like that!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I knew an ex wife like that!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: #metoo!!!!!! :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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:bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I found a picture of Mike and boar in a few years :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: Mike at HH :scratch:
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Poppy in a few years :scratch:
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:happy1: Mike at HH :scratch:
nope not my brand!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: Mike at HH :scratch:
nope not my brand!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Not my brand, either. But if it's free and cold, I'll make an exception.
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X2! :happy1:
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Iowaboy, your wife left you in charge of home accessories :shocked: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ole '57 as a boy, got tired of his food beating him up so he took up spearfishing instead.
See attached picture.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:drinking:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I could buy two cases of beer (almost) for $40.
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So this hot lady just got out of the shower and heard the door bell so she wrapped up in a skimpy robe and went to the door. Here is was the neighbor Glenn. She asked what he was up to. He said if you drop that robe I will give you $800. She thought about it and dropped the robe. He gave her $800 and said thanks and walked away. She put her robe back on and walked in the house. Her husband said who was at the door. She said it was the neighbor Glenn. Oh good the husband says. Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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sounds like something Glenn would do.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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sounds like something Glenn would do.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: dARN TOOTIN!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Sure does, hopefully he gots some pics!!
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I see the whole concept working except, our Glenn handing anyone naked $800. No matter how hot they were. LOLOL I could see him doing maybe $10. $20????? LOLOL
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...Oh good the husband says. Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?
She says, "Nope." :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1:
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...Oh good the husband says. Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?
She says, "Nope." :rotflmao:
Yes that should be the correct response. LOL
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:coffee:
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wearing Glenn's favorite colors!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good one Dotch!! :rotflmao:
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I really dislike her!
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I posted this one a while ago but its worth another shot..
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wearing Glenn's favorite colors!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:bonk: :banghead: :banghead: :taz: :confused: i try and take a little nap...........and see what happens!!!!!! :tut: :crazy: i get verbally abused. :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hey they need lovin too!!!!!!! :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: AND :pouty: :crazy:
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yup!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Speaking of Tater Swift (totally unrelated), I hear the Shamrock Shake is coming back.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:coffee:
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I know someone that does.
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I wonder what gave it away... :bonk:
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I wonder what gave it away... :bonk:
no schit!~!~! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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This is definitely Dotch... without a doubt in the world :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: for sure!
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Perfect! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I'm with the 46 gray states.
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Darn now you show me that. I could have stayed home tonight with a great idea like that. Mac and cheese with a tube steak! Doesn't get much better than that. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Hard to beat a few hot dogs with some Mac & cheese. PB&J is good too.
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;)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:bonk:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:shocked:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good tip! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Minnesota docks this year with no snow or rain.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:scratch: Think I gotta agree!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Fraid so.
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Ya. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Guilty here!! :surrender:
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me too!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Bobb I just bought 3 10 lb boxes of Milk Bones to get free shipping and I am tired of running out of them. They are medium ones and are still plenty big so I break them in half. Well they usually break with one big side and one real small side. SO that means I give them another one so they each get a big side and a small side. SO now they each just get one. :confused:
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Guilty here!! :surrender:
We all are guilty. Just ask any dog.
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Guilty as well with dog treats.
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Yup
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Clever in the wrong way. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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.....
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:v how they fit?????? :scratch:
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Now THAT is funny.
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Sure is!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Sharon??? :scratch:
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nope!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:crazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Perfect!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Sorry Glenn. I understand why pizza is round, why it is in a square box, and why it is cut into triangles. I prefer to cut my pizza into squares. And I still don’t understand women. The problem is only one of these instances you can apply reason to. The other is a woman. :bonk:
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...which was the FIRST thing I disabled every time I got a new computer. ;)
Trouble is... now all the AI is hidden under the hood: tracking all your websites and searches :doah:, archiving every email and text message you ever sent :embarrassed:, tracking your location via your phone everywhere you go all the time. :angry:
1984's "Big Brother" is here and we have welcomed him into our lives.
New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy BabylonBee (https://babylonbee.com/news/new-film-adaptation-of-1984-to-feature-big-brother-as-the-good-guy) ;)
HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy.
"We felt like it was time to update the story to fit a modern audience," Sony producer Glen Maxwell told reporters. "After seeing how censorship and totalitarianism have grown in popularity over the past few years, we think Big Brother is probably a better protagonist than Winston Smith. Big Brother's insistence on absolute compliance fits better with current progressive ideals."
The film will feature a sympathetic Big Brother working with the state to better the lives of millions by implementing strict adherence to DEI policies, CRT teachings in schools, and CDC guidelines throughout society.
"After seeing how much people craved rules and control during the Covid pandemic, we decided it wouldn't accurately depict what society looks like right now to have a protagonist who goes against the state narrative," Maxwell commented. "I mean, we didn't have to do much with the script, we just used a bunch of Anthony Fauci quotes from the past few years and filled in the blanks. ‘I am the science.' Pure Big Brother gold!"
The film is set to release next year and will star Mark Ruffalo, with a supporting cast including George Takei and Susan Sarandon, and will be directed by Rob Reiner.
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...which was the FIRST thing I disabled every time I got a new computer. ;)
you bent and straightened out a paper clip? :scratch: :shocked: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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My newest least favorite along the lines of that stupid paper clip & AI is the OneDrive feature. I updated to Windows 11 last year and it must've come along for the ride. Use Excel spreadsheets for a bunch of things. Started to notice after I'd saved whatever it was, it reverted back to the original data from the initial save, even though I'd renamed the new file when I saved it. That's something I've been doing ever since the days of Apple IIe's and probably a HP 125 before that. Couldn't figure it out as when I printed it, the data was correct. When I'd pull up the saved copy, it was not. My accountant kept calling me asking why I'd sent him the same data with a different date on it. It also transposed a mess of data on some rootworm beetle sticky trap captures which really pi$$ed me off. A lot of sweat & tedious work doing that stuff only to have one of Bill Gate's POS products come along & screw it up. Finally did some checking online and there were scads of complaints about OneDrive doing exactly what I was experiencing. Figured out how to disable it altho it still tries to save it to One Drive as a default. I have to be sure I circumvent it and save it to the folder I want on the computer. I may just remove it altogether as much as it's ticked me off.
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:happy1: :happy1:
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No doubt!
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That's a lie!!!lol.
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That's a lie!!!lol.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: is not!!!!!!!! :mooning: :tut:
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the hat looks right for Glenn!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:toast:
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if you only have 2!! your gold!!! the first and last!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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Sounds good, with gravy. :sleazy:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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About right! :confused: :rotflmao:
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Right on! :happy1:
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About right! :confused: :rotflmao:
I hunted from a stand in a patch of woods where all of a sudden I'd see big yellow horns in the thicket slowly swaying and my heart would start racing. I'd bring my rifle up, zoom the scope in, and it turned out to be a clump of thick, tall, bent-over grass.
Next year, same thing happened. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, who's the idiot? :confused: :imstupid:
It did happen again the third year, and I finally figured out that at a certain time in morning, sunlight would filter thru the trees and light up that same patch of grass, that making it look like big, yellow antlers thru all of the sticks. :doah:
( :oops1:, I realized I prolly already told this story on this website.) :embarrassed:
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I was sneaking to my stand in the dark one morning and I saw a huge rack so I just kneeled down and waited. As the sun came up I see this nice plum thicket. Was not a deer. LOL I did tell my buddies about it too.
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I feel bad for folks who never got bona fide hunting experiences. They'll never know what something like that feels like, and why we get up the next morning and do it all over again.
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I feel bad for folks who never got bona fide hunting experiences. They'll never know what something like that feels like, and why we get up the next morning and do it all over again.
2nd that...
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i'd be :bs:'ing if i didnt say i had an experience like that. :rolleyes: but it was middle of the day. :confused: i've hunted from this stand for many years so you get to know the surroundings pretty good.....no anterless tag, no snow on the ground. i seen what i thought was a deer standing in a bunch of young saplings, thick stuff. i had my scope on it 5-6 times,wasnt sure it was the body of a deer nor could i make out the head. :pouty: in what seemed like an hour all of a sudden it walks away!!!!! :crazy: :bonk:
and i sure as hell wasnt going to just shoot at something i thought was a deer!!!!!! :tut: :tut:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: i hear ya on that one!!!! :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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No doubt. :happy1:
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in what seemed like an hour all of a sudden it walks away!!!!!
Those things are so danged patient.
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This Remi, boober!! :rotflmao: :sleazy:
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Oh heck ya. THE LOOK from your dog when you don't hit the bird and have to call him back. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Yup. Priceless. Good thing they can't talk or we wouldn't hear the end of it. :rotflmao:
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:sleazy:
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HD and G :sleazy:
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😂😂
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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A somewhat humorous story. Now.
I was out with my chainsaw cutting up an old box elder that fell last year. I also cut down a couple of smaller trees that were just in the way. I wanted to mark the stumps so I wouldn't hit them with the mower.
I went to my shop and found an old can of red paint. No cheap brushes handy so, I grabbed some of them blue, paper shop towels. It gets better.
I slather the paint on the stumps and, apparently, on me. A very messy project. My wife comes out to check on me since she heard the chainsaw stop. She sees me, down on one knee, red paint all over my lower leg, boot and hands. I think she panicked a bit. Bless her heart.
Once I explained things and assured her I was just fine, she called me several bad names. I can't repeat them on a family friendly forum but you probably get the idea. I gave her a big hug to calm her down. Then she yells at me for getting red paint on her almost new farm jacket.
I just couldn't win yesterday.
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oh boy!! way to funny!!! your poor wife!!!!
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Good one TT. I can see that happening here too. The wife keeps and good watch on me too. I appreciate it greatly. I keep my phone with me too just in case.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Sorry, Glenn. It ain't the $8 sundress. Its the $20,000 boob job. ;)
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AND they go well together. :sleazy:
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Shhhh, don't tell her but Dr. Fondler fixed me yeas ago.. so I can still use my boat afterwards.. :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Shhhh, don't tell her but Dr. Fondler fixed me yeas ago.. so I can still use my boat afterwards.. :rotflmao: :happy1:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
oh she'll take to boat too!!!!! maybe even the pooches bud!!!! :doah:
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AND they go well together. :sleazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: got that right!!!!!! :sleazy: :hubba:
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AND they go well together. :sleazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: got that right!!!!!! :sleazy: :hubba:
Triple right. :sleazy:
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Ain't that the gospel truth. I can't EVER get past that one with my wife. :bonk:
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That's boar on the right!! :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Been there & done that. We were using the same gear too, only thing different was that I was using lighter line. I had a 4# flouro leader on he was a guy that fished the rivers down home often, so he was using heavier line. He put the 4# flouro leader on & had 1 in a couple minutes. :crazy:
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:coffee:
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They can count? :confused:
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Sorry, Glenn. It ain't the $8 sundress. Its the $20,000 boob job. ;)
And maybe some ointment for the rash.
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Unfortunately I get this alot! :doah: :rotflmao:
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wearing pink must do it!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I was passing through Arkansas this week picking up a couple of motors to work on.
I stopped by goodwill and saw this,the tag said it was shot by someone from the deer river area but they were too humble to take it home,,,ya right.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: Good one IB.
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Yea Merc is a bit bashful. :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Seems right!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Perfect! :happy1:
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Right on! :happy1:
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Dakids and boar going fishing in the blue tomato! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Dakids and boar going fishing in the blue tomato! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Glenn how did you get a pic of Iowaboy's rig. Thats the one he brought up to me in case my boat wasn't ready for my trip last fall. They have really small lakes down there I guess. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Dakids and boar going fishing in the blue tomato! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Glenn how did you get a pic of Iowaboy's rig. Thats the one he brought up to me in case my boat wasn't ready for my trip last fall. They have really small lakes down there I guess. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: i find these gems on the book of faces....... its about all i do over there!!!!!
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The boat might be tiny, but she's got 200 horses under the hood!!
Shoot, that thing goes so fast,,, aah, you wouldnt believe me anyway.
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Yup.
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Gas station ⛽ in Red Lake Falls :scratch:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Good lord I hope that's not real !! :bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Isn't that where Ramone lives? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1: yep.
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How true! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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What's with all this white stuff... ? ❄️❄️
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Right! :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: iffin we didnt need that moisture i'd be ticked off. at least i can quit laminating about planting my garden for a while!!!!
right Roony!!!!!!!! :happy1: :sleazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You are lucky. My first colonoscopy my wife went in and took pictures of the inspection. I was out cold. I found out she did this when I got my birthday card with it printed on the cover. There was no room for my head. I would have been happy with just a note.
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what love!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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I will say the whole thing was a $hitty experience.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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So true
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: no comment!!!!!! :rolleyes:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1:
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:happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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So true
3 well that was a Bonus post! ;) ;)
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Dumba$$! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I found a picture of boar! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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works for me!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Perfect.
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:happy1:
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Even the little guy doesn't need a harpoon to bring fish home.. :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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Even the little guy doesn't need a harpoon to bring fish home.. :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
:mooning: :rotflmao: jealously will get you nowhere!! :rotflmao:
Next winter I'm spearchuckin your lake :nerd: well maybe. :scratch: :rotflmao:
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Even the little guy doesn't need a harpoon to bring fish home.. :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
:mooning: :rotflmao: jealously will get you nowhere!! :rotflmao:
Next winter I'm spearchuckin your lake :nerd: well maybe. :scratch: :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :angry2: , you can have all the sheepies you want.. :happy1:
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Just a picture of dakids fishing. :rotflmao: :surrender:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Is that Glenn or Boar??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Is that Glenn or Boar??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
dats funny!!!
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I'd say Glenn, no boar oh wait maybe Mike.. :happy1: ;)
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:bonk: :bonk: :banghead: :banghead: training-087 it says DAKIDS!!!! :doah: :bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao:
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That kids got it together! :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Earth to glenn... :coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Glenn is in all the way!!!
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Never gets old. LOL
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Never gets old. LOL
Right! 🤣🤣
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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And the problem would be...?
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And the problem would be...?
Exactly!! :rotflmao:
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I see no problem...... :sleazy:
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Yup!! :happy1:
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Hey boar this might help you!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:king: :rocker;
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Oh man, Stevie was hotter than heck back in the day too. Smokin hot.
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Oh man, Stevie was hotter than heck back in the day too. Smokin hot.
at least she has meat on her bones!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:king: :rocker;
Well, in fairness "You can go your own way" was a back at you from him! :surrender:
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Oh man, Stevie was hotter than heck back in the day too. Smokin hot.
:rotflmao: best watch your step LPS......Mileys gonna get jealous!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:rotflmao:
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Unfortunately, this is too close to the truth.
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55th next year, if I even go... yikes!!!!
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Never have gone to any of mine. 2023 would have been 35th.
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Never have gone to any of mine. 2023 would have been 35th.
went to 2, 5th and 10th, same clicks.. no more
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Never have gone to any of mine. 2023 would have been 35th.
went to 2, 5th and 1oth, same clicks.. no more
Yup. I still see the people that I want to see.
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Never have gone to any of mine. 2023 would have been 35th.
went to 2, 5th and 10th, same clicks.. no more
same here.doubt i'll go again!!!!
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I havnt been to any myself. # 40 is coming up, maybe I'll go. But with 750 or so in our class I might recognize 40 if I'm lucky.
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I havnt been to any myself. # 40 is coming up, maybe I'll go. But with 750 or so in our class I might recognize 40 if I'm lucky.
my wife went to Roosevelt so about the same. she isnt interested in going to hers either!!!
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True story.... when the class reunion committee called my house years ago, I told them "Haven't you heard? He died in a horrific car accident"... they then said "That's terrible!" Then they asked... "Who are you then"...I answered back, "I'm just a guy she met at the bar and we're shacking up"..... They never called my house again 😁
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True story.... when the class reunion committee called my house years ago, I told them "Haven't you heard? He died in a horrific car accident"... they then said "That's terrible!" Then they asked... "Who are you then"...I answered back, "I'm just a guy she met at the bar and we're shacking up"..... They never called my house again 😁
:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: you musta been a real peach in high school...... voted biggest turd to i bet!!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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True story.... when the class reunion committee called my house years ago, I told them "Haven't you heard? He died in a horrific car accident"... they then said "That's terrible!" Then they asked... "Who are you then"...I answered back, "I'm just a guy she met at the bar and we're shacking up"..... They never called my house again 😁
:laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: you musta been a real peach in high school...... voted biggest turd to i bet!!! :happy1: :rotflmao:
Let's just say, the football coach was tired of me beating up his players....😂
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rebel from the get go!!! got to love it!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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I've been to quite a few of them but not the last couple. One heck of a long drive.
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Gawd you guys are old…4 more years until my 30th!
Actually will probably go. Not big on social media so will be good to see everyone. Under 200 in our class.
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Never been to a 1, this year's will be #51.
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I think I'd been to 3 of them in total. The last was the 35th. It was nice cause the cliques were starting to dissolve somewhat.
I would have gone to my 40th, but they scheduled it for the deer opener.
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Never been to any of mine. The 50th was last year. We moved from that town 30 years ago. I'm OK if I don't go back. I think my graduating class had close to 800 kids, though.
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Boar invited me to his fish fry? :crazy: :pouty: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I had to steal this one from Mike!! :happy1:
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Been there done that!!
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That is a good one. LOL
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:nerd:
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got that right!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1: yeppers...she should be easy after that!!!! :sleazy: :sleazy:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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:surrender:
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They are going to pop eventually too. Just have to be there at the right time. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Get her laughing and they are goners. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Boar put new line on his crappie rod! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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wonder what lb test it is?????? :scratch:
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wonder what lb test it is?????? :scratch:
At least 1/2 ton I would say. Only problem is line capacity, you can only fit 7 inches of it on the spool. :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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the kids had to furnish the car too I'll bet!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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the kids had to furnish the car too I'll bet!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: its why i had a truck with topper!!!!!! :sleazy: :sleazy: :happy1:
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the kids had to furnish the car too I'll bet!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: its why i had a truck with topper!!!!!! :sleazy: :sleazy: :happy1:
blacked out windows??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Geez Glenn. :confused: :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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the kids had to furnish the car too I'll bet!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: its why i had a truck with topper!!!!!! :sleazy: :sleazy: :happy1:
:scratch: :doah: I thought it was probably because there was no room for you after they got in the back seat!! :nerd: :confused: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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the kids had to furnish the car too I'll bet!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: its why i had a truck with topper!!!!!! :sleazy: :sleazy: :happy1:
:scratch: :doah: I thought it was probably because there was no room for you after they got in the back seat!! :nerd: :confused: ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :tut: :tut: i dont hag with your herd!!!!!! :pouty: :mooning:
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oh boy!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Good one. LOL
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You got that right.
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I'd hunt with both. :happy1:
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:doah: :shocked:
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Boar and I went fishing. That's boar on the right!! :rotflmao:
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Boar sent me a picture of his hottub! :rotflmao:
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Oh no that would be you I think!!! too funny!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: it's not me.....but .
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Can't say it has never happened to me. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Fishin off the dock is tough on a guy !!!
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;D
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:oscar:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Yep!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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yuppers!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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You betcha!!! :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :happy1: dang.....beat me to it Sharon!!!!! had it all teed up then got distracted!! :scratch:
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This! :drinking:
(https://i0.wp.com/flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Hey-Jude-flowchart.jpg?fit=500%2C667&ssl=1&w=640)
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :surrender:
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:doah:
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When boar posts about his fishing skills...
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:coffee:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :scratch:
crab fishin???? :scratch: :doah: :rolleyes:
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:happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :scratch:
crab fishin???? :scratch: :doah: :rolleyes:
tuna!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :scratch:
crab fishin???? :scratch: :doah: :rolleyes:
tuna!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:sleazy: I was thinking snapper or clam :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Boar sent me a picture after he got done with the blue tomato remodel! :happy1: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Some good ones
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:happy1: yep!! :rotflmao:
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