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Title: Elf on a shelf....
Post by: HD on December 12/02/23, 04:47:30 PM: I dunno.... I got nuth'in.... :rotflmao:

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Post by: Sharon on December 12/02/23, 05:10:34 PM: :rotflmao: I love elf on a shelf memes and the creative other rhymes that people make! 🤣🤣

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Post by: Pulleye16 on December 12/02/23, 08:25:22 PM: .

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Post by: HD on December 12/03/23, 06:55:10 AM: :whistling:

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/03/23, 07:45:18 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Sharon on December 12/03/23, 08:43:02 AM: Nice! Hadn't seen that one before! 🤣🤭

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/03/23, 08:44:58 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/03/23, 08:46:39 AM: Geez Sharon. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Sharon on December 12/03/23, 10:47:11 AM: Sorry I thought they were funny! I'll simmer them down. 👍🏻

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/03/23, 11:13:03 AM: they are funny, bring them on!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/03/23, 11:56:52 AM: Oh ya don't hold back. We can take it. I think. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: tangle tooth on December 12/03/23, 07:50:36 PM: You people are just not right. I like it. More, please.
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Post by: Bonus on December 12/03/23, 07:56:04 PM: Elf Kisses

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Post by: LPS on December 12/03/23, 08:34:42 PM: I wondered how they did that? I love those cookies.
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/04/23, 11:31:22 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Sharon on December 12/04/23, 05:08:28 PM: :rotflmao:

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Post by: roony on December 12/05/23, 08:49:25 AM: Quote from: LPS on December 12/03/23, 08:34:42 PM
I wondered how they did that? I love those cookies.
I use to like them.
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Post by: LPS on December 12/05/23, 08:59:38 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jrasmussen on December 12/05/23, 09:13:33 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Your elf on the shelf memes are always great Sharon
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Post by: Rodwork on December 12/05/23, 12:35:06 PM: Is this in the adult section like the dirty jokes or does it have to stay a little clean?

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Post by: LPS on December 12/05/23, 12:41:42 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Good one. Just took care of my shopping. Thanks
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/05/23, 12:52:14 PM: dirty jokes go in the saloon thread.. good one!!
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Post by: Rodwork on December 12/05/23, 12:56:07 PM: new MN pee law

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/05/23, 12:58:04 PM: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/05/23, 01:16:39 PM: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Rodwork on December 12/05/23, 01:28:47 PM: Or new MN pee law when it burns.

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Post by: Jrasmussen on December 12/06/23, 01:41:07 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/06/23, 01:59:27 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Coffee118 on December 12/07/23, 02:03:26 AM: .

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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/07/23, 04:08:13 AM: Welcome back bud! :happy1:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/07/23, 06:40:38 AM: 2nd that!! :happy1:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/07/23, 07:34:20 AM: Coffee, how the heck are ya. Been wondering if you were ok. Good to hear ya.
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Post by: HD on December 12/07/23, 12:46:38 PM: Shelf on a elf? :whistling:

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Post by: LPS on December 12/07/23, 02:08:30 PM: Nice elf. :rotflmao:
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Post by: Bobberineyes on December 12/07/23, 04:22:57 PM: Santa's fav I'm sure!!
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/07/23, 09:01:48 PM: For sure. :happy1:
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/08/23, 10:34:49 AM: I know, not up to my usual gutter mind standards... :coffee:

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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/08/23, 10:38:18 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/08/23, 10:50:53 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Bobberineyes on December 12/08/23, 06:35:12 PM: :police:

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Post by: Iowaboy1 on December 12/08/23, 07:41:17 PM: Dont forget the Lincoln logs where you could make a sawhorse using the green planks and launch the short logs at the enemy!!
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Post by: Sharon on December 12/13/23, 06:41:26 PM: :bonk:

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/13/23, 06:50:55 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/14/23, 05:05:37 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/14/23, 07:24:39 AM: Explain it to me. I never heard of Elf in the Shelf before.
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Post by: Sharon on December 12/14/23, 07:51:42 AM: Elf on a Shelf is a family tradition where the family adopts a Scout Elf, who has the important job of being Santa's eyes and ears during the busy Christmas season. The Elf heads back to the North Pole each night to report the kid's behavior, then returns in the morning where he will perch in a new spot in the home. So the parents set up up different each night in fun, creative poses to prove he moves around and tells Santa when the kids have been good or bad.

It's taken a life of its own in the adult community where people are setting up the Elf in funny or occasionally inappropriate scenes. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I'm not sure if the activity book is new... I was a kid in the 80s and 90s and don't recall hearing a thing about it back then. 🤷‍♀️

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Post by: Jrasmussen on December 12/14/23, 08:02:34 AM: He is Santa's snitch, and we all know snitches get stiches! :angry2: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/14/23, 08:11:21 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on December 12/14/23, 08:35:07 AM: :rolleyes:

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Post by: Steve-o on December 12/14/23, 08:51:28 AM: Just in time for the Holi-Daze... :coffee:

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Post by: Jrasmussen on December 12/14/23, 09:09:44 AM: That's awesome!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Steve-o on December 12/14/23, 10:14:25 AM: And "Home for the Holidays" wouldn't be HOME without Martha... :sleazy:

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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/14/23, 11:50:13 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/14/23, 02:18:24 PM: Martha can cook up some munchies for them after the weed. LOL
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Post by: HD on December 12/14/23, 05:04:50 PM: :doah: :tequila;

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Post by: HD on December 12/14/23, 05:47:39 PM: :drinking:

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Post by: Steve-o on December 12/14/23, 06:06:17 PM: I hope you ain't got a Barbie doll lying around. No tellin' what you'd come up with after a few more Bush Lights. :bonk:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/14/23, 06:33:26 PM: Quote from: Steve-o on December 12/14/23, 06:06:17 PM
I hope you ain't got a Barbie doll lying around. No tellin' what you'd come up with after a few more Bush Lights. :bonk:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Bobberineyes on December 12/14/23, 06:44:10 PM: Quote from: Steve-o on December 12/14/23, 06:06:17 PM
I hope you ain't got a Barbie doll lying around. No tellin' what you'd come up with after a few more Bush Lights. :bonk:
For starters.. :happy1:

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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/14/23, 06:56:51 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you guys are sick pervs. :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/14/23, 06:59:26 PM: Quote from: glenn57 on December 12/14/23, 06:56:51 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: you guys are sick pervs. :rotflmao:

and you love it!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/14/23, 07:09:29 PM: Quote from: mike89 on December 12/14/23, 06:59:26 PM
Quote from: glenn57 on December 12/14/23, 06:56:51 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: you guys are sick pervs. :rotflmao:

and you love it!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:sleazy: :sleazy: :smoking:
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Post by: Rodwork on December 12/15/23, 10:07:06 AM: Where is our cold weather already. I want some ICE!

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Post by: HD on December 12/16/23, 10:32:30 AM: Rudolph got a little cocky, and had a bad day...

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Post by: Dotch on December 12/17/23, 06:55:51 PM: :coffee:

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/17/23, 07:16:28 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/17/23, 07:45:49 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jrasmussen on December 12/18/23, 09:25:09 AM: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/18/23, 10:32:37 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is pretty funny.
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/19/23, 04:04:21 PM: :coffee:

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Post by: Jrasmussen on December 12/19/23, 04:09:58 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/19/23, 04:13:07 PM: :bonk: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/19/23, 06:41:30 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/19/23, 07:09:10 PM: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Id be smiling too.
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Post by: HD on December 12/23/23, 06:39:27 PM: :drinking:

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Post by: Steve-o on December 12/23/23, 06:49:36 PM: Figures that li'l elf would still be drinkin Bud Light. :bonk:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/24/23, 08:33:04 AM: Right. He wants his junk to fall off. :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on December 12/25/23, 09:16:52 AM: :huh:

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Post by: Steve-o on December 12/26/23, 09:07:01 AM: (https://media.elfontheshelf.com/files/managed/blog-elf-departure-ideas2.png)
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/26/23, 09:11:28 AM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

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