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Title: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on October 10/20/19, 06:20:49 PM
Boy, they sure nailed it............best millennial explanation yet!  :evil:


https://youtu.be/BnMVlFnrjYc
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on October 10/20/19, 06:46:40 PM
Who hasn't been behind this guy?   :rotflmao:



https://youtu.be/2oq0YNo02KM
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on December 12/17/19, 09:15:41 PM
 ;)
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/18/19, 07:12:16 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on December 12/19/19, 09:57:52 AM
;)
I stole a couple of these for my face book friends...I got a few laughs.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on December 12/19/19, 01:08:37 PM
Merry Christmas...

(https://christmas.365greetings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/funny-christmas-cards.jpg)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on December 12/19/19, 01:29:04 PM
 :rotflmao:
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Post by: Rebel SS on December 12/19/19, 09:02:53 PM
 :doah:
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/24/19, 02:04:48 PM
Let's see if this bad boy let's me post pics, etc....
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on December 12/24/19, 02:58:09 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/lifestyle/mom-makes-epic-ugly-christmas-sweater-for-daughter/vi-BBY40x8

good one!!!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on December 12/24/19, 04:08:47 PM
https://photos.app.goo.gl/N9s1y3oPK1p2ZY3H7
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on December 12/25/19, 09:51:30 AM
https://photos.app.goo.gl/N9s1y3oPK1p2ZY3H7
sorry, off the topic, but had my 14 year old granddaughter help me try to figure out how to post pictures. not quiet the result I wanted but its a start.

this is the urn my stepdad made for my lab CoCo. he did an absolute awesome job!!!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: markn on December 12/26/19, 02:12:14 PM
 :happy1:
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Post by: markn on December 12/31/19, 08:27:28 AM
 :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/02/20, 11:12:19 AM
 : ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/05/20, 02:13:31 PM
For those still stewing about it...

Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on February 02/05/20, 02:48:26 PM
Looks like a few of the ones on here's daily "Good morning" ritual.   :angel:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/25/20, 07:00:03 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on February 02/26/20, 07:11:49 AM
(https://i.etsystatic.com/8806157/r/il/b5cf40/1170362830/il_570xN.1170362830_hj3f.jpg)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on February 02/26/20, 07:55:46 AM
 .
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/26/20, 11:27:04 AM
Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho.  :happy1:

 https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o  (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on February 02/26/20, 11:34:11 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  Man he is all heart isn't he?  He puts everything into it.  How funny...  He even made that shaggy dog on the platform nervous...
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/26/20, 01:28:01 PM
what a pup!! so full of energy!!!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on February 02/26/20, 02:13:46 PM
Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho.  :happy1:

 https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o  (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
As much as he likes gettin in trouble you know who's dog he should be :scratch:, don't cha? :whistling:                                              ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/26/20, 02:37:11 PM
Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho.  :happy1:

 https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o  (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
As much as he likes gettin in trouble you know who's dog he should be :scratch:, don't cha? :whistling:                                              ;) :laugh: :laugh:
hmmm... Haven't a clue?? :scratch: :scratch:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on February 02/26/20, 08:02:43 PM
Got a kick out of this service dog training clip. Dog is probably not ready for prime time. Gotta admire his enthusiasm tho.  :happy1:

 https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o  (https://t.co/fGdiUbmw5o)
As much as he likes gettin in trouble you know who's dog he should be :scratch:, don't cha? :whistling:                                              ;) :laugh: :laugh:
hmmm... Haven't a clue?? :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: :doah: I think we should adopt him & change his name to bm647. ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/01/20, 11:16:30 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on March 03/01/20, 11:55:43 AM
Good one.  Or in our house bread wrapper..
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/01/20, 12:19:26 PM
can openers too!!!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/08/20, 03:34:12 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/10/20, 01:36:37 PM
 ;)
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Post by: Rebel SS on March 03/10/20, 02:22:23 PM
Good thing he didn't say he doesn't like cats..... :rolleyes:
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Post by: mike89 on March 03/10/20, 02:41:16 PM
here kitty kitty???    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/11/20, 09:11:17 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/11/20, 09:59:33 PM
 ;)
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Post by: HD on March 03/13/20, 08:45:26 AM
 :scratch:
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Post by: mike89 on March 03/13/20, 08:52:32 AM
that is so crazy it's funny!!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/13/20, 09:22:15 AM
What Mike said.  :happy1: :rotflmao: :crazy:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on March 03/13/20, 09:32:21 AM
 :scratch: :doah:  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on March 03/13/20, 08:42:11 PM
I shared with my social media friends....look out Gramps... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on March 03/14/20, 09:03:41 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on March 03/14/20, 09:28:30 AM
I shared with my social media friends....look out Gramps... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

A few moans and groans and some head shakes too. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/27/20, 10:08:16 PM
 :scratch:

  https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/solar-system/a31958857/uranus-is-leaking-gas/   (https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/solar-system/a31958857/uranus-is-leaking-gas/)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on March 03/28/20, 08:00:09 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on March 03/28/20, 08:09:22 AM
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on March 03/28/20, 12:06:14 PM
What to do at home these next few weeks.....click on vid.... :rotflmao:


https://kluv.radio.com/blogs/miles-in-the-morning/quarantined-couple-recreates-riding-a-horse-in-hilarious-vid
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/28/20, 12:11:59 PM
I could like horses there!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on March 03/28/20, 12:15:12 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: good one!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on March 03/29/20, 07:48:01 AM
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on March 03/29/20, 07:54:01 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  I knew this wasn't going to end well. 
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Post by: mike89 on March 03/29/20, 07:54:10 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on March 03/29/20, 08:32:15 AM
 :scratch: :doah: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on March 03/29/20, 09:26:46 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on March 03/29/20, 02:43:15 PM
 :puke:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/29/20, 03:04:52 PM
there ya go Glenn!!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on March 03/29/20, 04:37:34 PM
there ya go Glenn!!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :pouty: :pouty: :tut: :tut: :tut: :tut:

that's right up you auld pharts alley!!!!!!!!! :mooning: :mooning:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on March 03/30/20, 01:11:25 PM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/34-5e6f9529abe76__700.jpg)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on April 04/02/20, 05:43:03 PM
Going fishing in your mind......
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Post by: GrandpaTom on April 04/03/20, 04:44:16 PM
Just in time for Easter.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on April 04/06/20, 01:36:09 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on April 04/06/20, 01:38:39 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Lee Borgersen on April 04/06/20, 01:40:14 PM
Going fishing in your mind......

I ain't to far away from dat happenin! :banghead:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on April 04/06/20, 03:04:10 PM
(https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/01-Clever-Jokes-That-Make-You-Sound-Smart-Nicole-Fornabaio-rd.com_-760x506.jpg)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 11:27:55 AM
 :undecided:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on April 04/08/20, 11:31:09 AM
For some reason the wife thought maybe I shouldn't wear this as my Covid protection when I go to the grocery store. 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 11:36:42 AM
O, why not?  I'm surprised there haven't been a buncha robberies already because of things like this....no one's gonna question that get up. Already seen it here, no different.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on April 04/08/20, 11:40:20 AM
stand your ground and wear it LPS!!!     :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 12:08:26 PM
Maybe he's afraid since they can't see him, he won't get the senior discount.  :rotflmao:  Hey wait; I've never gotten one yet!  :angry:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on April 04/08/20, 12:55:39 PM
Maybe he's afraid since they can't see him, he won't get the senior discount.  :rotflmao:  Hey wait; I've never gotten one yet!  :angry:

dang dude ya should be gettin the discount all the time!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 12:56:45 PM
Never even been asked about it yet!I must be too hunky and vivacious!  :sleazy:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/08/20, 12:57:11 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/08/20, 01:45:36 PM
Never even been asked about it yet!I must be too hunky and vivacious!  :sleazy:
yep....that's it!!!!!! :doofus: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 01:49:48 PM
Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels?  ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on April 04/08/20, 01:52:44 PM
Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels?  ;)
NO......da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
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Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 02:00:55 PM
Well duh! Stuff don't grow in winter!  :doofus:
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Post by: Steve-o on April 04/08/20, 03:11:18 PM
(https://storage.googleapis.com/nrpassets/uploads/embeds/1584437238-chuck_norris.png)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on April 04/08/20, 03:22:28 PM
Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels?  ;)
NO......da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on April 04/08/20, 03:39:02 PM
Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels?  ;)
NO......da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Which problem,  catching  :fish2:  :rotflmao:   :mooning:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on April 04/08/20, 03:48:41 PM
Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels?  ;)
NO......da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Which problem,  catching  :fish2:  :rotflmao:   :mooning:
:angry2: :confused: :tut: :tut: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 03:48:58 PM
Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels?  ;)
NO......da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:

The drain hole in the bottom? :rotflmao: Nope, no more online Mr Fixit for anything. Officially retired from that last year. Shops's closed. Gone fishin'.   :fishing:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on April 04/08/20, 03:51:02 PM
Don't you have some raggedy winter onions to go pull for yer pet skwirrels?  ;)
NO......da ground aint warm enough yet!!!!!!!!! :confused: :taz: :taz: :banghead:
He does have a BIG problem :rolleyes: with his boat that you could help 'em with though Reb. ;) :laugh: :laugh:
I just brought it in.  :mooning: :mooning:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/08/20, 03:52:01 PM
No; you TOOK it in.... :tut: Didn't Miss Krump teach you anything?! :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/16/20, 07:05:01 AM
 :rolleyes:
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Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/17/20, 08:40:38 AM
.
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Post by: LPS on April 04/17/20, 09:04:16 AM
Good pic of the snowstorm Rebs.   :rotflmao:
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Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/17/20, 09:11:55 AM

                    :taz:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: markn on April 04/17/20, 09:33:36 AM
   Have a great weekend everyone. I got 8 or 9 trail cameras to get hung up tomorrow and some dead chicken to put on a grill tomorrow night. :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Lee Borgersen on April 04/17/20, 12:25:13 PM
Shopping at Kroger today... Shelves were empty, but Man! People are nice!  :happy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXuv8rfADa8
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on April 04/17/20, 12:30:03 PM
Shopping at Kroger today... Shelves were empty, but Man! People are nice!  :happy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXuv8rfADa8
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: nice pointer!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on April 04/17/20, 02:28:04 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/17/20, 02:59:30 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Rebel SS on April 04/21/20, 08:12:26 AM
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2020/04/21
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on May 05/06/20, 03:37:17 PM
 ;)
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Post by: GrandpaTom on May 05/06/20, 03:47:46 PM
Well, maybe not me, but a few here seem to brag a little.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on May 05/06/20, 03:57:28 PM
both are good!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on May 05/06/20, 03:59:00 PM
well we know it aint boar!!!!!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on May 05/06/20, 04:06:57 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: markn on May 05/12/20, 11:59:19 AM
Just came across this and thought of you guys. Meat-lovers of course.  :happy1:



Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/12/20, 12:00:04 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on May 05/12/20, 12:32:03 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on May 05/12/20, 02:06:23 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Bobberineyes on May 05/13/20, 06:39:35 PM
.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/13/20, 06:41:29 PM
 :happy1: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on May 05/13/20, 06:45:51 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on May 05/13/20, 06:47:44 PM
.
Good 1, Bobber! :cool: That kind of reminds me of the legal :smoking: MJ for chemo patients bandwagon I've been a supporter of for 20+ years. :crazy:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on May 05/13/20, 06:53:49 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/d6/3c/40d63c9694028cd42000d024e24317ac.jpg)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on May 05/13/20, 07:00:35 PM
 :scratch: That 1 reminds me of glenn. :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/13/20, 08:03:18 PM
:scratch: That 1 reminds me of glenn. :rolleyes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on May 05/14/20, 07:39:19 AM
 :scratch: What? :doah:  I didn't say which 1.  :rolleyes: :nerd: :nerd:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on May 05/14/20, 07:49:09 AM
I wonder what Glenn really smokes in his pipe?   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on May 05/14/20, 08:16:11 AM
I wonder what Glenn really smokes in his pipe?   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut: i'll never tell!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on May 05/14/20, 12:12:52 PM
I wonder what Glenn really smokes in his pipe?   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
  :scratch: Whatever it is, he needs more. ;) Might mellow him out a little. :sleazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on May 05/14/20, 12:33:01 PM
 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:  Sure wouldn't hurt anything!!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on June 06/20/20, 01:08:16 PM
 ;)
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Post by: Bobberineyes on June 06/27/20, 07:23:40 AM
.
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Post by: markn on June 06/29/20, 07:49:51 AM
 :happy1:
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Post by: Dotch on June 06/29/20, 12:05:36 PM
 ;)
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Post by: Dotch on August 08/13/20, 10:24:49 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on August 08/28/20, 04:17:26 PM
.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on August 08/28/20, 07:52:13 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on August 08/28/20, 08:01:54 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on August 08/29/20, 09:02:23 AM
Good one!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on August 08/31/20, 05:21:43 PM
Just a little fishing humor... :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on August 08/31/20, 06:35:29 PM
Very clever.   :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on August 08/31/20, 06:44:47 PM
that's a good one!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Lee Borgersen on September 09/01/20, 05:57:07 AM
   :confused: Buried In The Sand  :banghead:


Remember as a kid when you would lose something to the sea and hope itd wash back up on the shore? This is like that, only the thing lost isnt a toy or a boogie-board, its a boat.


We can just imagine the owner of this boat being out on the sea and suddenly having to evacuate. Perhaps it toppled over, leaving the riders in life-jackets out in the water as they watched the current yank their boat back to shore.

                                                           :crazy:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on September 09/02/20, 10:32:44 AM
 :scratch:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/02/20, 11:07:27 AM
:scratch:

must be from California!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on September 09/02/20, 02:39:07 PM
   :confused: Buried In The Sand  :banghead:


Remember as a kid when you would lose something to the sea and hope itd wash back up on the shore? This is like that, only the thing lost isnt a toy or a boogie-board, its a boat.


We can just imagine the owner of this boat being out on the sea and suddenly having to evacuate. Perhaps it toppled over, leaving the riders in life-jackets out in the water as they watched the current yank their boat back to shore.

                                                           :crazy:
(https://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38982.0;attach=71107;image)

That boat pic reminded me of this...

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/60/1d/d8601da2802b7454b36774d3a3475ad3.jpg)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/02/20, 03:47:11 PM
What a shot that is!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on September 09/03/20, 07:35:58 AM
What a shot that is!

Wasn't sure if everyone would get the reference to the final scene to Planet of the Apes. 

(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/870657/planet-apes-1968-ending-you-blew-it.jpg?w=790&f=b1fde29d8cd5a0fd41c9917b38cfa410)

I wasn't trying to make any political statement.   :doah:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/03/20, 07:47:22 AM
Oh ya I remembered it.   :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on September 09/03/20, 08:04:58 AM
Hard to believe that movie is 52 years old!

(https://a.1stdibscdn.com/planet-of-the-apes-for-sale-picture-2/f_9891/f_134002711548002097581/PLANET_OF_THE_APES_QUAD_master.jpg?width=768)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/03/20, 08:09:40 AM
Isn't that hard to believe.  They were some awesome movies.  Great filming etc...
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on September 09/03/20, 11:37:20 AM
 :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/03/20, 11:41:11 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on September 09/03/20, 11:52:13 AM
Stand back
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/03/20, 11:55:00 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on September 09/03/20, 12:53:22 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Leech~~ on September 09/03/20, 04:26:31 PM
Hard to believe that movie is 52 years old!

(https://a.1stdibscdn.com/planet-of-the-apes-for-sale-picture-2/f_9891/f_134002711548002097581/PLANET_OF_THE_APES_QUAD_master.jpg?width=768)

When are we going to Evolve and stop burning down Targets?   :doah:   
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/03/20, 05:13:30 PM
This may be an indication for the future.  The Apes/Sasquatch may end up ruling the world after all of the dumb asses left and right cancel each other out. 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on September 09/06/20, 11:21:14 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/06/20, 12:02:45 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on September 09/06/20, 07:46:28 PM
We got deer camp mowed and I came home to this.  It's probably an oldie, but I had to share.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/07/20, 07:05:46 AM
 :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on September 09/07/20, 06:25:52 PM
 :shocked:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/08/20, 08:19:56 AM
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on September 09/24/20, 09:35:52 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on September 09/24/20, 01:47:45 PM
 :shocked:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/24/20, 07:29:44 PM
Sick!!!  LOL
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on September 09/25/20, 09:33:12 AM
X2. LMAO
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Lee Borgersen on September 09/28/20, 08:05:09 AM
Our Kitten has been missing fur weeks..... :pouty:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on September 09/28/20, 01:22:03 PM
 :smoking:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/28/20, 01:58:43 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/28/20, 03:29:38 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on September 09/29/20, 06:54:31 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on September 09/30/20, 11:51:00 AM
 :shocked:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/30/20, 12:32:40 PM
Man that is pretty darn good.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/30/20, 01:25:11 PM
that is great!!!  looks close to real!!! 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on September 09/30/20, 02:09:37 PM
X2
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: deadeye on September 09/30/20, 02:26:29 PM
That would be scary to have it in your table looking at you.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on September 09/30/20, 04:58:56 PM
Why does this have Glenn written all over it.  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on September 09/30/20, 05:32:58 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on September 09/30/20, 06:05:28 PM
tooooo funny!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on September 09/30/20, 08:04:38 PM
I shared with a few of my hunting friends.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/01/20, 06:57:33 AM
Good one! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on October 10/01/20, 10:39:09 AM
Again, no names will be mentioned.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/01/20, 10:46:43 AM
yup Glenn will be back so get yer boots ready!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on October 10/01/20, 11:28:26 AM
Not unlike those in self quarantine, he'll probably show off some of his newfound skills since he retired!  :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/01/20, 12:16:03 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/01/20, 01:59:29 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/01/20, 03:22:08 PM
Good one.  Sometimes we realize we are more talented then we thought!  :sleazy:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/01/20, 03:27:48 PM
Good one.  Sometimes we realize we are more talented then we thought!  :sleazy:

just think what she could do to Glenn!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :censored: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/01/20, 03:32:08 PM
Or what she could find out about him.  We may or may not want to know.   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on October 10/01/20, 06:03:13 PM
 :confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/01/20, 06:21:51 PM
:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:

yea so???   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on October 10/01/20, 07:15:56 PM
:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:

yea so???   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Sniff, sniff, sniff
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/01/20, 07:18:11 PM
Oh were you gone?   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on October 10/01/20, 08:56:48 PM
:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:

Hey buddy! Ya miss us?  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on October 10/02/20, 09:56:13 AM
:confused: :angry2: :pouty: :tut: training-087 training-087 :banghead: :banghead: :taz: man I leave for 6 days and still get beat up. :confused: :pouty: :doah:

Hey buddy! Ya miss us?  :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: yea like a bad case of poison ivy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doah: :pouty: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on October 10/03/20, 07:29:53 AM
 :fishing:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/03/20, 08:00:22 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on October 10/03/20, 08:07:07 AM
Story of my life. When my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.  :doah:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/03/20, 08:14:49 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on October 10/05/20, 12:36:10 PM
.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/05/20, 12:39:23 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/05/20, 01:22:29 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on October 10/05/20, 06:16:04 PM
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/05/20, 06:25:41 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on October 10/05/20, 06:32:16 PM
 :laughroll: :clap: :laughroll:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/06/20, 06:49:44 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on October 10/06/20, 04:38:17 PM
Heading out soon.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/06/20, 04:54:57 PM
GT you do know who that is don't you?  That is Dakids.  That is his beaver trapping rig.  Now you probably hurt his feelings.   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/06/20, 06:55:27 PM
GT you do know who that is don't you?  That is Dakids.  That is his beaver trapping rig.  Now you probably hurt his feelings.   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

naw remember he got a different car!!!   :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/06/20, 08:30:49 PM
Ya his new truck.  I wonder if he kept the little car too?
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on October 10/13/20, 07:08:42 AM
 :fishing:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/13/20, 07:21:52 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/13/20, 07:31:00 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on October 10/14/20, 05:59:21 AM
I was at the bank yesterday before they closed and the teller was handing out these. The man in front of me smiled and winked and as he gave it back said Oh I need a MUCH bigger one than this. The teller said No sir. It goes on your finger for the ATM.
I died!! 😂🤣🤣
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/14/20, 06:42:27 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/14/20, 07:00:04 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/14/20, 10:06:30 AM
Good one.   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on October 10/16/20, 03:57:31 PM
 :scratch:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on October 10/16/20, 04:13:26 PM
:scratch:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/16/20, 06:34:30 PM
oh my!!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/16/20, 08:28:19 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:  That was a good one!   She's a sweety. 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on October 10/19/20, 03:18:37 PM
Glenn????
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on October 10/19/20, 03:21:51 PM
Glenn????
ya whined and pissed and moaned ya couldn't post pictures only to post that. :scratch: :confused: :tut: :tut: :confused: :bonk: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That's more boars line of hunting. :happy1: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on October 10/19/20, 03:29:30 PM
 Ya so, ya so. But I figured it out and you diiiiiidnt .  :moon: :moon:  :nerd: :nerd:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/19/20, 03:32:31 PM
Ya so, ya so. But I figured it out and you diiiiiidnt .  :moon: :moon:  :nerd: :nerd:

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/19/20, 03:57:28 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on October 10/24/20, 01:39:53 PM
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/24/20, 01:42:15 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on October 10/24/20, 02:11:09 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: damn cougars!!!!!!! :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on October 10/24/20, 02:15:51 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on October 10/24/20, 08:06:52 PM
 :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on October 10/25/20, 10:21:40 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on October 10/25/20, 10:24:46 AM
;)
:hubba: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :super smiley: hahaha MIKEY.....go figure, we got one here!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/25/20, 10:38:05 AM
always enjoyed Elvira!!!!   :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on October 10/29/20, 06:05:21 AM
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...

First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word!

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?"

Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, wear sun-block!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on October 10/29/20, 06:52:17 AM
Smart man!  :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/29/20, 07:34:11 AM
2nd that Jb!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on October 10/29/20, 10:39:33 AM
I might have to use that line. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh wait, what is sex???
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on October 10/29/20, 10:41:16 AM
 :scratch: :scratch: i've have never needed sunblock for sex??????? i dont get it!!!!! :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: markn on October 10/30/20, 10:07:37 AM
 From the "Blondes R Us" oil change garage.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on October 10/30/20, 11:21:51 AM
excellent!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on November 11/09/20, 04:40:29 PM
.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on November 11/09/20, 04:41:42 PM
How about this one??
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on November 11/09/20, 04:51:02 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Leech~~ on November 11/09/20, 04:54:37 PM
.
  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on November 11/09/20, 07:42:08 PM
too funny!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on November 11/21/20, 04:07:22 PM
 :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on November 11/21/20, 04:17:10 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on November 11/21/20, 05:04:33 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on November 11/21/20, 05:14:37 PM
oh my!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on November 11/23/20, 09:27:47 PM
  ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on November 11/23/20, 09:53:26 PM
  ;)
reckon that would work for cottage cheese and various other inedibles to. :happy1: :rotflmao:

Please refer to the list!;! :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on November 11/23/20, 10:08:31 PM
So, are you saying that with Thanksgiving on the way we need to update "the list"?  :rotflmao:

Glenn's list:

1.  bacon
2.  whipped cream
3.  tater tot hot dish
4.  pancakes
5.  tartar sauce
6.  black olives
7.  waffles
8.  catfish
9.  sweet pickles
10. marshmallows
11. apple juice
12. honey
13, Panko bread crumbs
14. green olives
15. cottage cheese
16. cream style corn
17. mango
18. pickled beets
19. herring in cream sauce
20. cooked or canned pineapple
21. Johnsonville Brats
22. fried green tomatoes
23. sweet potatoes/yams
24. squash
25. maple syrup
26. Panko
27. Rutabaga
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on November 11/23/20, 10:11:33 PM
Maybe!!! :sleazy: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on November 11/24/20, 09:23:00 AM
Unreal!  Did you print out the list Glenn so your wife can refer to it when she cooks for you?  LOL  Tape it inside a cupboard door.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on November 11/25/20, 06:18:19 PM
Isn't this whole group like Bob???  We love the outdoors..
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on November 11/25/20, 06:21:21 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on November 11/25/20, 06:22:16 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on November 11/25/20, 07:07:23 PM
Good one GT!  LOL  never saw that one before.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on November 11/26/20, 07:07:48 AM
Good one!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on November 11/26/20, 11:12:18 AM
 :tut:

We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we  voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We  said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We  couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on November 11/26/20, 11:24:31 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on November 11/26/20, 12:00:07 PM
LOLOL  Good one!
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Post by: GrandpaTom on November 11/26/20, 01:33:55 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
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Post by: Jerkbiat on November 11/27/20, 06:57:40 AM
Good one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Gunner55 on November 11/27/20, 07:33:53 AM
 :scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/03/20, 03:58:47 PM
 ;)

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/03/20, 04:02:39 PM
 :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/03/20, 04:15:01 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on December 12/03/20, 04:31:53 PM
;)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am stealing for my face book gang!!!
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/04/20, 06:58:04 AM
 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on December 12/05/20, 10:11:14 AM
 :drinking:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/05/20, 10:12:31 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/05/20, 10:45:39 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/10/20, 09:23:05 AM
Tool time:

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Post by: mike89 on December 12/10/20, 09:34:26 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/10/20, 09:38:09 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:  Actually kind of clever too.
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/10/20, 12:53:19 PM
LOL!!  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Steve-o on December 12/10/20, 01:05:16 PM
In the old days that might have been called a Polack Socket Wrench Set.   :embarrassed:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/10/20, 01:08:46 PM
we called them honda wrenchs too.. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/18/20, 10:12:04 AM
 ;)
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/18/20, 01:24:51 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on December 12/18/20, 02:03:25 PM
;)
I had to share these.  Thanks.  I'm sure I will get a few moans and groans. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Bobberineyes on December 12/20/20, 09:27:19 AM
 ;)
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/20/20, 09:38:38 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/21/20, 07:05:02 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on December 12/21/20, 03:43:27 PM
Do they ever listen?
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/21/20, 03:47:55 PM
Do they ever listen?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: where's da beer  :doah:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/21/20, 04:28:35 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: HD on December 12/21/20, 04:53:28 PM
  :bambi:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/21/20, 04:57:32 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on December 12/21/20, 05:24:03 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on December 12/22/20, 06:24:16 AM
 :surrender:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/22/20, 06:49:10 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Some good ones!!!
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/22/20, 06:52:50 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/22/20, 07:08:46 AM
Attn: glenn

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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/22/20, 07:12:28 AM
 :cheerleader: :banghead: training-087 damn santa must have alzheimer's. :confused: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/22/20, 07:46:19 AM
most likely better for ya in the long run!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: HD on December 12/22/20, 05:15:26 PM
 :shocked:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/22/20, 05:19:48 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

that would have been Glenn!!!!   :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/22/20, 05:23:00 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

that would have been Glenn!!!!   :happy1:
huh  :scratch: what :doah: who me. :angel: :evil:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/23/20, 06:55:03 AM
LMAO!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on December 12/23/20, 02:15:39 PM
 :laugh:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/23/20, 02:16:41 PM
 :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/23/20, 02:33:26 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/24/20, 05:57:09 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on December 12/24/20, 06:46:47 AM
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough andturns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/24/20, 07:35:31 AM
yea right!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/24/20, 07:51:56 AM
Oh that is a good one!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/24/20, 10:04:34 AM
A classic and it's not very funny.   :confused:  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/24/20, 10:19:18 AM
A classic and it's not very funny.   :confused:  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

why do say that??  cause you might resemble it??   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:  sorry had to say it!!  besides Glenn dared me!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/24/20, 10:38:26 AM
A classic and it's not very funny.   :confused:  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

why do say that??  cause you might resemble it??   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:  sorry had to say it!!  besides Glenn dared me!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
:tut: :tut: :tut: did no such thing!!!!!!!! :pouty:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/24/20, 11:11:20 AM
It actually is funny.  It is just that the Vikings suck.
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/24/20, 03:13:27 PM

As a joke, my brother Jim used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jim's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore .
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. 'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
"Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jim said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jim's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
I can't wait until next Christmas.

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Post by: GrandpaTom on December 12/24/20, 03:57:33 PM

As a joke, my brother Jim used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jim's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore .
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. 'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
"Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jim said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jim's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
I can't wait until next Christmas.
I have a few face book friends name Jim, so I stole this and asked which one is getting a Christmas gift.  Thanks
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/24/20, 08:02:20 PM
Hey GT I got it as an email so it's all good!!   :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: HD on December 12/25/20, 06:03:08 AM
 :coffee:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/25/20, 07:29:38 AM
 :crazy: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/25/20, 08:10:22 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/25/20, 09:22:29 AM
Clever.   :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on December 12/30/20, 12:01:10 PM
 ;)
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Post by: glenn57 on December 12/30/20, 12:36:14 PM
;)
:happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on December 12/30/20, 12:40:14 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on December 12/30/20, 02:14:12 PM
 :happy1: :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on December 12/30/20, 03:38:58 PM
 :rotflmao: :happy1: :sleazy:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on December 12/30/20, 04:39:23 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on January 01/05/21, 02:31:36 PM
 :happy1:
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Post by: mike89 on January 01/05/21, 02:42:16 PM
yes it's been 5 whole days!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on January 01/05/21, 02:49:21 PM
yes it's been 5 whole days!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
day aint over yet!!!!!! :tut: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: mike89 on January 01/05/21, 02:52:29 PM
yes it's been 5 whole days!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
day aint over yet!!!!!! :tut: :happy1: :happy1:
very true!!
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Post by: Leech~~ on January 01/05/21, 06:13:43 PM
 :confused:
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Post by: glenn57 on January 01/05/21, 06:41:31 PM
  :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
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Post by: mike89 on January 01/05/21, 06:42:28 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on January 01/05/21, 06:44:10 PM
Leech, iffin ya had your 😷 on noone would of noticed??? :scratch: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/06/21, 09:09:35 AM
Anybody else???
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Post by: mike89 on January 01/06/21, 11:15:18 AM
sure why not!!  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Steve-o on January 01/06/21, 11:57:59 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/22/40/99/224099133e79f8a0fbcab1ff8a66c112--fishing-humor-fishing-tips.jpg)
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Post by: mike89 on January 01/06/21, 12:00:33 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/06/21, 01:40:03 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/06/21, 03:11:09 PM
I'm stealing this one. :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/06/21, 09:34:33 PM
Know of any ladies??  I suspect this one may have been around a time or two.
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Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/07/21, 06:50:59 AM
 :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on January 01/11/21, 09:11:31 PM
 ;)
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Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/12/21, 06:46:25 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on January 01/12/21, 06:55:56 AM
 :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on January 01/12/21, 07:29:36 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  That is pretty funny....
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Post by: Gunner55 on January 01/12/21, 07:40:57 AM
 :scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: markn on January 01/13/21, 03:39:18 PM
Might be a repeat but still funny.
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Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/13/21, 05:13:58 PM
Might be a repeat but still funny.
I had to share with my social media friends...thanks.
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Post by: Dotch on January 01/13/21, 07:05:59 PM
 ;)
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Post by: glenn57 on January 01/13/21, 07:35:55 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I seen another meme like that with a different theme!!🤣
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Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/16/21, 06:56:46 PM
And you think you have a bad job. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on January 01/16/21, 07:28:58 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/18/21, 07:05:34 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/18/21, 04:08:55 PM
Mary had a little lamb.
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Post by: glenn57 on January 01/18/21, 05:09:18 PM
Mary had a little lamb.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dotch??????????????/
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Post by: Bobberineyes on January 01/18/21, 06:25:21 PM
Ouch!!
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Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/18/21, 06:26:07 PM
Ouch!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on January 01/18/21, 06:26:54 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: best go see if my boats in the shed yet!! :confused: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on January 01/18/21, 06:28:12 PM
Ouch!!
beg ditch hit that !! :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on January 01/18/21, 06:30:20 PM
Mary had a little lamb.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dotch??????????????/

I have lots of white packages to choose from in the freezer. Need to grill some soon!

Boar, yer gonna hafta translate. I have no idea what glenn is trying to say... :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/22/21, 11:29:15 AM
Of course this would never be anyone on this site.  But, a little something to brighten up this chilly day.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on January 01/22/21, 11:33:01 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on January 01/22/21, 11:48:37 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

that has Glenn written all over it!!!   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/22/21, 12:56:25 PM
 :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on January 01/22/21, 01:55:30 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

that has Glenn written all over it!!!   :rotflmao:
:tut: :tut: :tut: :tut: :doah: :pouty:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/22/21, 07:31:24 PM
Words of wisdom
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on January 01/22/21, 07:43:38 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on January 01/22/21, 07:46:12 PM
that is funny!!   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on January 01/22/21, 08:20:41 PM
 :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/24/21, 09:37:49 PM
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/25/21, 07:04:08 AM
 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on January 01/25/21, 07:44:39 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on January 01/25/21, 04:01:24 PM
Couldn't resist
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/26/21, 05:53:33 AM
I wonder if some do this camping.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/26/21, 06:59:03 AM
 :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on January 01/26/21, 07:07:03 AM
love it!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/27/21, 05:45:15 AM
No crap???
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on January 01/27/21, 06:58:19 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on January 01/27/21, 07:03:44 AM
so true!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on January 01/27/21, 07:27:16 AM
Ain't that the truth!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Gunner55 on January 01/27/21, 08:00:34 AM
 :scratch: :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on January 01/27/21, 08:16:15 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: no sh!t.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on January 01/27/21, 09:48:37 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on January 01/27/21, 11:42:43 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/27/21, 12:10:44 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on January 01/28/21, 04:30:53 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on January 01/30/21, 05:39:49 PM
 :shocked:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on January 01/30/21, 05:46:30 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/30/21, 06:13:48 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on January 01/31/21, 04:01:53 PM
Hahaha! 😃 😃 😃
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Hahaha! 😃 😃 😃
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/07/21, 07:34:46 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: markn on February 02/07/21, 09:36:55 PM
Wife sent this to me.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/08/21, 07:25:18 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/08/21, 07:27:25 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/09/21, 06:03:41 AM
Be careful out there guys.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/09/21, 07:04:03 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/09/21, 07:38:46 AM
amen!!!     :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/09/21, 09:42:01 AM
All right, who is the smarty pants?
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/09/21, 09:43:54 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: there both pretty dang funny!!!!!! :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/09/21, 09:53:20 AM
it sure is!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/09/21, 10:27:04 AM
For sure!  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/09/21, 11:11:38 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/09/21, 11:21:42 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/09/21, 01:33:36 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/09/21, 02:14:30 PM
They move real fast.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on February 02/09/21, 02:26:38 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  Now that is a good idea.  Or not.  LOL
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/09/21, 02:44:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_G4CsRnb8c

love it!!  here's one ya can listen too!!!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/09/21, 09:07:26 PM
Will he be asked to pray again??
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/09/21, 09:10:28 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: damn little johhny! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/10/21, 05:58:32 AM
Be careful.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/10/21, 06:59:17 AM
Some good ones!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/10/21, 01:50:45 PM
You had to ask!! :mooning: :mooning:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/15/21, 04:00:52 PM
Who does this remind me of?  :scratch:


Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/15/21, 04:23:18 PM
 :scratch: :scratch: Mikey???🥴
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/15/21, 04:26:07 PM
I gotta keep up with 57
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/15/21, 04:33:51 PM
:scratch: :scratch: Mikey???🥴

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/15/21, 04:35:11 PM
I gotta keep up with 57
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/15/21, 06:23:48 PM
:scratch: :scratch: Mikey???🥴

well that is the brand I generally buy, so could be...  :scratch:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/16/21, 04:44:05 PM
What's a little snow.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/16/21, 06:20:48 PM
that is so true!!!! 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/17/21, 09:29:47 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/18/21, 06:46:48 AM
 :crazy: :crazy:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/18/21, 06:59:36 AM
Fargo again???
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: markn on February 02/18/21, 09:30:05 AM
;)


 That isn't Stumpy is it?
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/21/21, 05:09:39 PM
Just don't get to close to the exhaust.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/21/21, 06:54:01 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

the folks in Washington could use that!!!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/21/21, 08:52:35 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/22/21, 06:59:45 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/22/21, 07:01:45 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/23/21, 09:06:26 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/24/21, 06:42:15 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/24/21, 06:44:06 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: Wish I still had my green truck now!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on February 02/24/21, 05:04:16 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on February 02/24/21, 06:17:28 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/24/21, 06:35:13 PM
 :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/25/21, 06:57:04 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/25/21, 08:42:46 AM
I think a few can relate to this
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/25/21, 08:48:12 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/25/21, 08:53:02 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/25/21, 09:20:40 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That would be me laying on the floor. LOL!
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/25/21, 09:22:34 AM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That would be me laying on the floor. LOL!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on February 02/25/21, 09:41:12 AM
Oh Ya, I tease my wife about it all of the time.   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: snow1 on February 02/25/21, 10:11:02 AM
I can relate with this toon...

Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on February 02/25/21, 10:15:15 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on February 02/25/21, 10:17:53 AM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/71416343/a-good-woman-brings-balance-to-a-mans-life.jpg)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/25/21, 10:36:46 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/25/21, 07:21:24 PM
And this a bunch of crap?
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on February 02/25/21, 07:36:38 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on February 02/25/21, 07:46:03 PM
Good one!   :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on February 02/26/21, 07:13:38 AM
 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on February 02/26/21, 07:25:19 PM
Upcoming mergers.  No laughing please.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on February 02/28/21, 07:24:33 AM
Glenn and Boar ?
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/28/21, 08:19:07 AM
 :sleazy: :rotflmao: just goes to show you I can catch fish anywhere. :mooning: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Bobberineyes on February 02/28/21, 09:09:15 AM
 :tut: :tut: , Mikey says dats you with the net.. :mooning:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on February 02/28/21, 09:12:48 AM
:tut: :tut: , Mikey says dats you with the net.. :mooning:
:banghead: :banghead: training-087 :taz: that damn Mikey........ :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: but could be......next to da beer cooler!!! :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on March 03/01/21, 01:22:38 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Steve-o on March 03/01/21, 01:26:30 PM
Sounds like something Miley Cyrus would do.  :bonk:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on March 03/01/21, 01:30:55 PM
Sounds like something Miley Cyrus would do.  :bonk:
:tut: oh boy, your gonna be in LPS's crosshairs now. :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/01/21, 01:35:36 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/01/21, 01:55:33 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on March 03/01/21, 02:33:21 PM
Glenn, I am trying to get some work done and you had to bring her up didn't you???  Now I have to hit Youtube for a quick fix of Miley. 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on March 03/01/21, 02:38:07 PM
Glenn, I am trying to get some work done and you had to bring her up didn't you???  Now I have to hit Youtube for a quick fix of Miley.
:tut: :tut: :tut: that wasnt me......that was that dasterdly Steveo!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

i just tried to warn him!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on March 03/01/21, 03:40:33 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: HD on March 03/04/21, 04:53:43 PM
Gotta find this fishing spot......
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Lee Borgersen on March 03/04/21, 05:00:12 PM
Would you be willing ta divulge da location of tat secret honey hole if-in ya find it? :scratch:

I wouldn't like ta run into a hungry musky,pike er walleye in dat situation. :pouty:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/04/21, 07:26:36 PM
thankfully it wasn't a northern!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on March 03/06/21, 05:36:59 PM
The new grocery store section. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/10/21, 08:49:19 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/11/21, 01:11:32 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/11/21, 01:58:41 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/11/21, 03:36:49 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on March 03/12/21, 05:17:20 AM
The best job in the world, wx forecaster, even when they are wrong, it's not their fault.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/12/21, 06:52:39 AM
 :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/12/21, 07:36:41 AM
Forgot all of the above as an option.  :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/13/21, 10:24:59 AM
 Glenn told me to post this for mikey & boar since he's not very good at posting pictures... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/13/21, 10:26:05 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on March 03/13/21, 05:16:26 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:   The older we get the more that applies.....
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/17/21, 04:13:56 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on March 03/17/21, 04:15:35 PM
 :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on March 03/17/21, 04:27:22 PM
Smooth talker....    :sleazy:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/17/21, 06:05:52 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on March 03/17/21, 06:37:22 PM
Mike is going to try that with Linda later. :sleazy: :shocked: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/17/21, 07:19:25 PM
Mike is going to try that with Linda later. :sleazy: :shocked: :rotflmao:

yea right!!  don't need too!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on March 03/19/21, 04:39:38 PM
This one cracks me up.
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: LPS on March 03/19/21, 04:43:42 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is pretty good GT. 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/20/21, 04:40:02 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: glenn57 on March 03/20/21, 05:09:57 PM
 :scratch: Lee and Borgie? :scratch: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/21/21, 04:28:13 PM
  ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Dotch on March 03/24/21, 06:39:09 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: mike89 on March 03/24/21, 07:03:13 PM
sweet!!! 
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/25/21, 07:04:46 AM
I like it.  :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Just funnies.....
Post by: GrandpaTom on March 03/25/21, 07:58:42 PM
Pet Fish
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line...you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
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Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/26/21, 06:57:58 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on March 03/26/21, 03:03:46 PM
 ;)
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Post by: LPS on March 03/26/21, 03:07:38 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:  My kind of plant. 
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Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/26/21, 03:29:33 PM
 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on March 03/26/21, 04:16:55 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on March 03/26/21, 04:29:13 PM
dang right LPS!!!   :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: Dotch on March 03/27/21, 10:05:34 AM
 ;)
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Post by: LPS on March 03/27/21, 10:09:11 AM
 :happy1:
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Post by: mike89 on March 03/27/21, 10:23:40 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on March 03/27/21, 10:31:23 AM
 :sleazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on March 03/30/21, 04:07:04 PM
 ;)
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Post by: LPS on March 03/30/21, 04:57:14 PM
Ok that's it.  I am not going to get one of those things for sure now. 
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Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/31/21, 06:54:21 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on March 03/31/21, 01:00:55 PM
Seen this on a truck at menards... I thought it was funny 👍👍
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Post by: mike89 on March 03/31/21, 01:16:24 PM
 :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on March 03/31/21, 01:23:28 PM
 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on March 03/31/21, 03:39:34 PM
 :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: HD on April 04/01/21, 04:02:31 PM
 ;)
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/01/21, 04:03:54 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on April 04/01/21, 04:53:27 PM
And that is exactly how it works.  LOL
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/01/21, 06:24:54 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on April 04/02/21, 07:03:22 AM
Hmm. Maybe I need to try that.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on April 04/02/21, 07:09:14 AM
I was going to put this one under the "Birds in the back yard", but decided it fit here better.
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/02/21, 07:35:03 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/02/21, 07:55:49 AM
 :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: LPS on April 04/02/21, 09:26:29 AM
 :happy1:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on April 04/03/21, 03:41:13 PM
Happy Easter???
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/04/21, 07:43:27 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on April 04/04/21, 07:52:52 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Really good idea!  :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/04/21, 08:05:49 AM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good luck with that idea!!!!   just sayin!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/04/21, 08:14:43 AM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good luck with that idea!!!!   just sayin!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well since we have no kids at home........that got to me thinking what i could get my wife next????? :scratch: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

wonder iffin i'd have to move up north permanently??? :scratch: :scratch: :doah: :doah: :rolleyes:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/04/21, 08:42:51 AM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: hey..........thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good luck with that idea!!!!   just sayin!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
well since we have no kids at home........that got to me thinking what i could get my wife next????? :scratch: :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

wonder iffin i'd have to move up north permanently??? :scratch: :scratch: :doah: :doah: :rolleyes:
oh you would miss your wife to much for that!!!   :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on April 04/05/21, 02:13:33 PM
October 26, 2017 
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.   
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"   
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!   
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" 
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet  fuel iss great stuff  -- no hangover, nothin. Ve  oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa."
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/05/21, 03:07:44 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: LPS on April 04/05/21, 06:19:24 PM
SO I wonder if that is how Gunner got there?  LOL
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Post by: Gunner55 on April 04/05/21, 06:55:11 PM
October 26, 2017 
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.   
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"   
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!   
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" 
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet  fuel iss great stuff  -- no hangover, nothin. Ve  oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Cold Spring."
:tut: :mooning: :pouty: There I fixed it for ya!!  :sleazy: :nerd: :nerd: :evil:                            ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/05/21, 07:50:00 PM
 :confused: :mooning: :mooning: isn't it date night in Inger for you  :confused: :sleazy: :sleazy: :moon: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on April 04/06/21, 06:47:58 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: HD on April 04/06/21, 01:21:17 PM
 :azn:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/06/21, 01:25:58 PM
oh gawd is that funny!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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Post by: LPS on April 04/06/21, 01:33:25 PM
Oh Oh
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Post by: Jerkbiat on April 04/06/21, 01:35:18 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/06/21, 01:48:14 PM
hey that sounds like the boy's new pups eating every thing!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

wonder if will tickle on the way out?????    :scratch:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/06/21, 02:55:02 PM
hey that sounds like the boy's new pups eating every thing!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

wonder if will tickle on the way out?????    :scratch:
yea no kidding..................... :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/06/21, 02:55:31 PM
oh gawd is that funny!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
yeppers......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Dotch on April 04/08/21, 01:54:58 PM
 ;)
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/08/21, 03:10:38 PM
 :happy1: :happy1:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/08/21, 04:39:16 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on April 04/09/21, 07:02:46 AM
 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on April 04/09/21, 11:52:52 AM
 :evil:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/09/21, 12:38:27 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: Jerkbiat on April 04/09/21, 01:41:09 PM
 :crazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/09/21, 02:35:39 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: pretty sure boar was sitting in the far corner.  :sleazy: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrandpaTom on April 04/09/21, 05:08:32 PM
An electrifying post! :rotflmao:
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Post by: birdswacker on April 04/09/21, 07:19:42 PM
An electrifying post! :rotflmao:

Growing up I always told my little brother the electric fence was off weather it was or not.
Today believe it or not he has his own electrical business. I always tell him Im shocked hes an electrician.
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Post by: Dotch on April 04/09/21, 09:04:13 PM
 ;)
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Post by: glenn57 on April 04/09/21, 09:15:46 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/10/21, 07:08:21 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: HD on April 04/11/21, 08:15:03 AM
 :sleazy:
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Post by: mike89 on April 04/11/21, 08:30:33 AM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: birdswacker on April 04/11/21, 09:00:49 AM
The look on that guys face!!
Should I yes or no?
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Post by: HD on April 04/11/21, 06:34:16 PM
 :scratch: