don't you hate it when....

[The General]

I would definitely hate it if the last 2 posts happened to me. 

[HD]

Don't ya hate it when you can't make a 100 yard chip shot to the green in the dark?  

[Wyofish]

Don't you hate being on the ice after a night of drinking and eating with the boys and having to dash to shore to take a dump , only realizing a half hour later that you dropped your turd in your snowsuit hood. .. 

     Best one I've seen so far!

[DDSBYDAY]

     Is that worse than in your waiters?   

[Wyofish]

     Is that worse than in your waiters?   

Depends. Did he only discover it when he tried to put his hood up?

[Boar]

I droped a turd just reading that one! OMG that gota be the funniest thing ive ever heard, at least it was a turd an not a bowl of stew

[CornCob28]

Pulled this one today. Heating up water pot to cook my delicious ramen noodles like I do every time I'm on the ice. The handle has never been that hot, ever! I dropped it immediately and it hit the ice, lid pops off and splashes on my hand. This is the worst spot, but it got the my finger tips pretty good as well. I need adult supervision I guess.

[kenhuntin]

Ouch! at least you had enough ice immediately on hand to limit the damage.

[Boar]

... when every thread turns into a smkedown thread.

[lentz]

you go and pick up your tip up and there is no minnow on it anymore w/o a flag