New windows

[deadeye]

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS
 Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that he had completed the work a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellooooo,…just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so I told him they're paid for.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.