Joke (nonpolitical I promise)

[Fishahollik]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of  flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty  box of candy.


Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up  a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that  it was leaking a little bit.

She  touched a drop of the  liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she  guessed


"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?.

"No," said the little boy............   "It's a  puppy!"

[Big Slick]

 

[Realtree]

good one Fishahollik

[Woody]

Now that was just dern funny!