Why I fired my secretary

[Fishahollik]

Last week was my birthday, and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.  So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"  It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.  Let's go!"

We went to lunch.  But we didn't go where we normally would go.  She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.  We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.  On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?"

I responded, "I guess not.  What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."  "Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake - followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday."

And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.

[Bufflehead]

 Your birthday is Aug 23rd..you Lier!!! LMAO

[icebanger]

thats a good one... lmao

[Woody]

ok...so what happened next? 

[Outdoors Junkie]

Funny!

[Realtree]

That is hilarious. I'll PM you with what happened next Woody.

[Woody]

ok..I'm waitin! 

[Realtree]

comin' at ya

[Fishahollik]

Buff is right, I lied about my birthday, but then again, it was a little white lie to help with the joke. Hope you guys will forgive me.

[jonmzak]

lmao

[guythathunts]

He he he... BETTER YOU THAN ME!!!!