JOTD

[Big Slick]

I usually steal these joke from other site's so if you have read it already please just carry on.


> Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first
>Row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
> One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers
>something to Bill.
>
> At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks
>back at the agent, and shakes his head "no."
>
> The agent then says, "Mr.. President, it was an unanimous request
>of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
>
> Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the agent
>tells him the fans would love it!
>
> Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ok! If that is what the
>people want.
>
> C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by
>her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her
>right over the wall onto the field.
>
> She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"$@&!&!
>
> The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down,
>cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
>
> Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
>
> He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would
>have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
>
> Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
>wrong.
>
> The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the
>first Pitch!"

[Realtree]

I don't care who ya are...dat rite dare is funny!!! Git r dunn ! :D :D :D :D