tired

[luvn-luvnlife]

For years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood circulation or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason, I'm so tired because I am over worked.

HERE'S WHY!!!

The population of this country is 273 million

140 million are retired

That leaves 133 million to do the work

There's 85 million in school

That leaves 48 million to do the work

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government

leaving 19 million to do the work

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin Ladin

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city government

and that leaves 1.4 million to do all the work

At any given time 188,000 people are in hospitals

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work

Now theres 1,211,998 people in prison

That leaves just 2 people to do all the work

Woody and me

and he's sitting on his butt reading this on the internet 

[DaveO]

When the hell did Woody get out of Prison?

[Woody]

I'm still working!  I am only there 8am-4pm.

Hey DaveO--------------> pucker up buddy!     

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jk











NOT!!!     :ROTFLMAO:

[DaveO]

puker up???????hell with that, you pull your britches down like that again,,,Ill unzip :rock:

[Woody]

Gotta get passed the iron underwear first! That's after you catch me!  For a fat Woody-I run amazingly fast!  :ROTFLMAO:

[DaveO]

Im way to fat to run,,,,,,,,,,,,,come here Woody,,,, be a good guy caome here,,


Woody,,,,,,,,,want a cookie?

[Big Slick]

 :o
Your scaring me man.

[Woody]

What kind of cookies? 

Oh wait...this is a trap isn't it?

[holdemtwice]

IT IS FOR THIS REASON  WHY I BELONG TO THIS SITE   :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[DaveO]

Woody I would not trap nore trick you

[Woody]

um ok...what kind of cookies?  ::)