JOTD

[HUNTER2]

On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the
dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned
the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his . The policeman said, 'Your dog seems to be in heat.' The redneck replies, 'No way dog's in heat---she's cool kawse I got 'er
tied unner the shade tree.'
The policeman says, 'No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred. No way,' the redneck says, 'dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry,
kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'.'
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; 'NO! You don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!'
The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, 'Go 'head. I always
wanted a police dog!'

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