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Author Topic: A Morning Poem  (Read 5422 times)

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Offline Dr.Bob

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 I woke one morning,
 The earth lay cool and still
 When suddenly a tiny bird
 Perched on my window sill,

 He sang a song so lovely
 So carefree and so gay,
 that slowly all my troubles
 Began to slip away.

 He sang of far off places
 Of laughter and of fun.
 It seemed his very trilling,
 brought up the morning sun.
 
I stirred beneath the covers
 Crept slowly out of bed,
 Then gently shut the window
 And crushed his freaking head.
 
I?m not a morning person ;D.

       

Offline Harold

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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Offline WoodChuck

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 :o reminds me of an army cadence march  tune! :laugh:
"i am not the KING FISHER , nor the fisher of men , but i am a fisherman "    membership n. 141

Offline DIRTBALL2

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david, Do you mean "Jody's got your girl and gone?" DIRTBALL2 ;)
"You can't BS an old BS'er"

Offline WoodChuck

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 ;D good old JODIE! " a yellow bird with a yellow bill came and sat on my window sill, i lured it in with a crumb of bread and then i crushed its fawk-ing head"
"i am not the KING FISHER , nor the fisher of men , but i am a fisherman "    membership n. 141