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Offline jigglestick

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i thought this would be better placed here where it belongs than lost in the staff forum.

disclaimer: no jigglesticks were harmed in the creation of this story.
jackpine savages..yes..anybody who knows anything about trapping surely knows about these pesky varmits.
 i was actualy attacked by a couple one time. i was out tracking a sidehill gouger for its hide when i came upon a den of the critters. thinking i had hit the jackpot, i had to find something to block off the one and only entrance/exit to the den so's i could pluck em out and dismantle them one at a time. i don't know anybody who dismantles side hill gougers more than one at a time. maybe you all do, but they are tougher and meaner than i. anyway i looks around for a good stout branch. finding a nearby jackpine, with a low to the ground easily retrievable limb, i reached up and give a good tug. SNAP. that jackpine doesn't really creak when it breaks, it has a good loud snap and this one was no exception. that snap was sharp and loud enough to wake up...you guessed it, a jackpine savage. they sleep during the day you know. thank god, for that and the gouger den were the only things that saved me when much to my surprise, two of them came ambling down the tree, making that god awful screech like they do.
i run as quick as i could...this is back when i was down to fightin weight, dragging that branch behind was a sure bet as i was able to lodge it between me and the savages as i scrambled into the den. now every body that knows anything about sidehill gougers knows that they sleep during the day and roam at night. the thing most don't know is that their sense of hearing is all but nil while they sleep. to make up up for this short coming, they were blessed with an extra sensitive sense of smell that does not shut off while they sleep.
the jackpine savages stuck around longer than i would have liked, as i hadn't bathed in a couple months. it wouldn't be long before them gougers came to, leaving me to wish i had instead dealt with the savages hand to hand.
luckily, the savages, unable to reach me, got bored and made their way back to the jackpine they had previously been resting in, leaving me the opportunity to exit the den, but not before the sidehill gougers started to rustle. removing the branch i had lodged in the entrance hole i looks back to see a gouger, now fully awake coming straight at me, well, as straight as they can travel on level ground.
out the door i went. my skill and experience proved to be life saving. not knowing if these gougers were left sided gougers, or right sided gougers i took a gamble.
you see side hill gougers for those who don't know, are thought to be inter bred by a crossing between a beaver and a badger. the end result being a horrendous creature with claws and two fangs right next to each other that leave the trade mark gouge in the flesh.
piss poor attitude these fellas.
i think it's has to do with the fact that they have one huge down fall. side hill gougers legs are short on one side. depends one the roll of the dice as to if it's the left side or the right side. that's why they only live around the lakes. they travel along the hillside in search of unsuspecting prey. this way they can walk level.
get one on flat ground and they simply tip over.
that was my goal, though i did not know yet which sided these ones were.
fortunately, the flip of the coin....i mean my skill and experience helped me make the right choice, at least with the first one, a left handed gouger could not navigate with the counter clockwise rotation i chose around the lake. the other a right handed, i simply led to flat ground, where it quite comicly tipped over.
not wanting to push my luck i made my way back to the shack without my gouger hides.
so, to make a long story short, yes, i do know what a jackpine savage is.
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Offline Dr.Bob

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FAW-KINN`-AE ? RLMFAO :D :D :D :D

WHAT A HAIR RAISING EXPERIENCE!?

And I thought I was in danger the all the times I was having similar experiences with normal critters like mushrats, otters, minks and beavers!? I can imagine doin battle with mutated mofos like that! Sheeot!!!

Whoa-

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Offline GRIZ

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Well I was gonna post this the other day but then the confuser had a fart break for a spell.

This story is true and really happened about 12 yrs ago or so. After running my traps one day and having good luck, I figured the furbearers were moving and it'd be a good day to go calling fox.

I got to my first selected spot. I snuck down the ravine following the creek. When I almost got to the spot where I wanted to sit there was an opening in the brush. Looking through it I could hardly believe my eyes there were 2 fox sleeping by this rock.

Well it wasn't a hard decision deciding which one to take, as there was one on each side. Seeing this rock had a sharp edge on it. I took careful aim at the sharp edge splitting the bullet and taking both fox.

What surprised me was how much the gun kicked (I accidently grabbed the 30-06 instead of the 222). When the gun kicked I lost my balance but trying to remain on my feet I threw the gun. It landed on it's butt going off in the process. With it's bullet sailing towards the moon it hit a goose on the way up, but my attemp to stay on my feet was no good.

Falling backwards into the creek my right hand landed on a muskrat and my left on a mink. Being pretty wet I knew my odds of kepping the mink and muskrat were much better if I got them out of the water. So I stood up with the critters still in hand and much to my amazment my waders were so full of brook trout that it popped a suspender snap. It flew and hit a pheasant just as it was taking off over the hill.

Now I wished they would have made video cameras cheaper back then, what a day.
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Offline jigglestick

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griz, i know what you mean. some days a guys just better off staying in bed ::)
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Offline eelpout

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Hey Griz, wasn't that the lead goose you hit?  I thought I heard something about all of the geese flying into the ground and killing a deer that kicked a rabbit.  Or was thas someone else? 
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Offline GRIZ

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No that would have been the correct story.

My ? is who did you hear that from as I don't tell stuff like that to most people, as it's hard for most to believe?
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Offline DIRTBALL2

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OK jigglestick, I must admit you did very well in identifying the infamous Jackpine Savage. Now I've got a tough one for you. Do you know what a "Pineywood Rooter" is? Not many people do although it does help if you have ever owned a resort or fishing lodge. Give up yet? OK, OK, I'll tell you! A "Pineywood Rooter" is a farmer tourist from Iowa who shows up at the resort wearing a suit coat and a brand new pair of bib overall's carrying a $20.00 bill. And he doesn't change either one until he leaves 2 weeks later! ::) ;D :laugh: ;) DIRTBALL2 ;)
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 ;D HEY, dirtball2. ? do you feel smart this morn.  speaking of farmers, do you know what that white stuff is on top of chicken sh-- ?
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"The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."
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Offline WoodChuck

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 ;D :laugh: hey GRIZ, you have either heard that one before, or you are showing your age. that one has been around since i was floating. :laugh: :laugh:
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Checkout GRIZology on the IBOT forum
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"Who knows what a jackpine savage is?'

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 Your all telling tailes, it's a snowmobile club in Hill City Minnesota :'( :'( :'( :'(
There's plenty of room for all gods creatures...right next to my mashed potatoes

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then what the hell was I dismanteling? :o
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