something to think about~

[snow1]

it’s almost 2020. I'm older, wore out, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy and Paste, and enjoy your day.
I needed the laugh.

[Reinhard]

Funny!!  age old questions that will probably never be answered.  good luck.

[mike89]

 

[snow1]

Me thinks Glenn is brain storming answer's..... think he's stuck on "fruit loops"   

[mike89]

he gets caught up in the loops!!!

[LPS]

I will be perplexed all day now.

[glenn57]

Me thinks Glenn is brain storming answer's..... think he's stuck on "fruit loops"   

me was out and about and just seen dis...........glenn thinks.........who cares!!!!!!!!!!

[snow1]

haha,thought I would start the hog pile.....just pokin fun ....

[glenn57]

haha,thought I would start the hog pile.....just pokin fun ....

well i may have an answer to a few, but..............................

[snow1]

See I knew it....

[Lee Borgersen]

I know da answer ta all dem dare questions. Butttt..... If-in I was ta answer all dat dare stuff Den dis here tread would die on da vine!

[LPS]

AND why is Kansas pronounced "cans - azz"? When if you put an Ar in front of it you then pronounce it "Ar kan saw"?    Where does the "saw" come from??

[Rebel SS]

Why is there a mail box in front of the post office? Yer already there!!!

[mike89]

Why is there a mail box in front of the post office? Yer already there!!!

lazy people!!   

[Rebel SS]

Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?

[Rebel SS]

How come bread is square, and sandwich meat is round? 

[delcecchi]

Youse guys gotta stop listening to George Carlin....  Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-victorias-secret-identity-politics-11576799651

.... Roy Raymond founded Victoria’s Secret as a bordello-décor haven for men to buy sexy underwear for their wives and girlfriends. Raymond’s birthday- and holiday-focused business plan couldn’t sustain sales. When Mr. Wexner bought the chain in 1982, his first move was to reconfigure the stores to appeal to women who couldn’t afford to spend hundreds of dollars for a La Perla bra but would snap up midpriced lace and satin....

[snow1]

Youse guys gotta stop listening to George Carlin....  Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-victorias-secret-identity-politics-11576799651

.... Roy Raymond founded Victoria’s Secret as a bordello-décor haven for men to buy sexy underwear for their wives and girlfriends. Raymond’s birthday- and holiday-focused business plan couldn’t sustain sales. When Mr. Wexner bought the chain in 1982, his first move was to reconfigure the stores to appeal to women who couldn’t afford to spend hundreds of dollars for a La Perla bra but would snap up midpriced lace and satin....

yeah maybe but what about the eatible panties?

[Rebel SS]

                     

[Rebel SS]

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why doesn't it go bad inside the cow?

[glenn57]

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why doesn't it go bad inside the cow?

                                                   

[Rebel SS]

Why are there no 'B' size batteries?

[mike89]

Youse guys gotta stop listening to George Carlin....  Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-victorias-secret-identity-politics-11576799651

.... Roy Raymond founded Victoria’s Secret as a bordello-décor haven for men to buy sexy underwear for their wives and girlfriends. Raymond’s birthday- and holiday-focused business plan couldn’t sustain sales. When Mr. Wexner bought the chain in 1982, his first move was to reconfigure the stores to appeal to women who couldn’t afford to spend hundreds of dollars for a La Perla bra but would snap up midpriced lace and satin....

yeah maybe but what about the eatible panties?

 

[Rebel SS]

Please don't ask Delmar about THOSE............

[glenn57]

Youse guys gotta stop listening to George Carlin....  Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-victorias-secret-identity-politics-11576799651

.... Roy Raymond founded Victoria’s Secret as a bordello-décor haven for men to buy sexy underwear for their wives and girlfriends. Raymond’s birthday- and holiday-focused business plan couldn’t sustain sales. When Mr. Wexner bought the chain in 1982, his first move was to reconfigure the stores to appeal to women who couldn’t afford to spend hundreds of dollars for a La Perla bra but would snap up midpriced lace and satin....

yeah maybe but what about the eatible panties?

well..........now i gotta go and actually check that article out!!!!!!!!