Smartest woman in the world

[Fishahollik]

An airplane is about to crash; there are 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
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> The first passenger says, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. I can't afford to die." So he takes the first pack and jumps out of the plane.
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> The second passenger, John Kerry says, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated US Navy war hero. I was may party's nominee for president for the last election and might run again." So he grabs the pack next to him and jumps.
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> The third passenger, Hillary Clinton says, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, and a senator from New York AND a potentially the next President of the United Staes AND I am the smartest woman in the history of the United States. America's people don't want me to die." She grabs the pack next to her and jumps out of the plane.
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> The fourth passenger, A Navy Chief Petty Officer looks at the fifth passenger, a 10-year old schoolgirl, and says, "I have lived a full life, I have sailed all over the world and seen many things. I have served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl says, "That's okay Chief. America's smartest woman just took my bookbag."

[Big Slick]

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[holdemtwice]

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[guythathunts]

HA!!! 

[Realtree]

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