Find out if you are a real....pheasant hunter!

[Mayfly]

This is taken from Pheasants Forever Magazine, Written by: Bruce Cochran



You Know You?re a Real Pheasant Hunter When????..

?Your dog comes from a better family then you do.

?You?re holding up a limit of ringnecks in your driver?s license photo.

?You?ve paid more for a pair of boots than your wife?s engagement ring.

?All the new clothes you?ve bought in the last 10 years have at least a touch of blaze orange on them somewhere.

?Your job has nothing to do with hunting?but your business card has a pheasant on it.

?Your personal license plate is COCKBRD, PHEASNT, or RINGNEK.

?You take all your vacation days during hunting season.

?You walk better through corn stubble than on a sidewalk.

?You send Christmas cards with pheasants on them to your anti-hunting friends (if you have any).

?You own coffee cups, cocktail glasses, a ball point pen, a pocket knife, a thermometer, a clock, seven shirts, three pairs of under shorts, 25 baseball caps, four belt buckles, a deck of playing cards, and a mouse pad with pheasants on them.

?And last but not least, you know you?re a real pheasant hunter??When you name your first child Rooster. Even if she?s a girl.

[Brandon_Collins]

Haha thats pretty good. I already fit most of those and i am only 17

Brandon