Your most embarrassing moment...I Bet I Win...hands down!

[GirlGuide]

I will start...
I was about 17 years old, living at my parents house, and I was coming upstairs and noticed my brother had his back to me and he was on the phone.  Well, I thought I would be funny, and motioned to my sister and my mom to be quiet as a snuck up behind him and pulled his shorts down to his ankles!!  Well, to my SURPRISE...a total stranger turned around and looked at me (a stranger who also wore no underwear by the way!)!! I about died!!  Here this guy had stopped at our house because his car had broke down just down the street and he wanted to use our telephone!  I couldn't even talk to him, I just ran in to my bedroom, but my mom and sister were laughing so hard, they had a hard time explaining what happened!!Can you even imagine going into someone's house to use their phone, and some girl pulls down your pants!! OMG, just thinking about it makes my face turn red!  I will never forget it, and my family has also had lots and lots of laughs remembering this over the years! 

.....so what's your most embarrassing story..?  Did I win, or can you top that? Dont be shy now....were all friends here, we can laught at each other and with each other, it's all good!   
GirlGuide aka Renee

[Spinach]

OMG, I remember that! Just kidding.

That had to be very embarrassing for you, I cant imagine anyone topping this story. lets hear more.

[GirlGuide]

LMAO Spinach...that was you??? lol
GG

[Pegleg]

Thats funny right there.
                                                                       Pegleg

[holdemtwice]

 OK NO DETAILS  AT ALL ..... lets just say  my ex-wife in her moms house. (before we married)      get it ????   


   scott

[Big Slick]

I'll bet that guy still tells that story to his friends...

"This one time my car broke down..." :ROTFLMAO:

[Outdoors Junkie]

Thanks for sharing!  Now that was funny!!!

[Mayfly]

What the hell is this guy doing walking into your house! I would of hit him over the head with a baseball bat

[Outdoors Junkie]

I don't know why I am telling this....but when my wife and I were first married, we bought our first house.  It was a fixer upper.  My inlaws would come over on weekends (they lived 80 miles away) and help us with projects.  We went out and grabbed some taco's for lunch.  Then returned home to painting some upstairs bedrooms.  My guts started rolling and I had to make a run for the bathroom.  Now this was an old bathroom (only bathroom in this house) and I had not installed the exhaust fan in there yet.  I am sitting on the throne (thinking my eyes are almost burning from this horrible smell) when knock, knock anyone in there.  It was my mother inlaw.  Just a minute I say.  She also was experiencing stomach issues from the taco's.  I quickly finished up and looked around for a candle to light or air freshner to spray...nothing.  I walked out of that bathroom with my head down and said sorry as my mother inlaw dashed in.  As I walked away embarrassed, I here on my goodness.  I told my wife and all she could do was laugh at me.

Later that day I installed the darn exhaust fan.

[icebanger]

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remind me to never follow outdoors junkie to the can...and gg thats one of the funniest stories i have heard thanks you 2 for giveing something to laugh at when the day gets bad :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[GirlGuide]

Holdem-I am sure the "compromising position" was very embarrasising!! I bet you are not the only one with a story similar to that one!!  Im glad you shared it with us!!   :ROTFLMAO:
Outdoors Junkie-I laughed when I read your story...you kinda reminded me of my husband!  :ROTFLMAO:   :ROTFLMAO:   
And I must say I loved Banger's comment about NOT following you into the can! hee hee!! LOL

So where is everyone else's stories?  Cmon, you know you have something to tell...let he hear it!!

GirlGuide aka Renee

[icebanger]

i have tomany girlguide but i cant top your im still laughing ::cheers::

[luvnlife]

 :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: Too Funny......LUVNLIFE............

[WoodChuck]

  ???  " THE MNO MAD HUGGER " although i had chated with this strange little gal from this site and vary friendly at that ! we met at a little bar just west of garrison  on a warm spring day , with her husband and my wife . we had not ever seen each other before so did not know who was who ? the wife and i arrived at the bar first and had a drink . right soon this little gal and her other half arrive and come inside . as they walk through the door we sat just to their right and this little gal stops and just looks at us ? hum !!?  is this the people were are to meet ? you could see it in her eyes ! after what seemed to be an entire minute , she says woodchuck? as i stood up to shake her hand . as by then it was a sure thing that these were the people we were to meet on both sides ! but as to my suprise instead of shakeing hands and introducing our selves. she ,this little gal , quickly became the "MNO MAD HUGGER" and SUPRISED THE HECK RIGHT OUT OF ME AND THE WIFE ! the MNO MAD HUGGER , was none the least then our own gg or girl guide . gg shocked me so much with a hug from a pure stranger that the wife and i both looked like what did we get ourselves into now ?  with this experiance i wood say that it was to date my most embarrassing moment! as it turned out gg and chad are both wonderful people to meet and share an MNO FRIENDSHIP WITH!! WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY GG AND CHAD !!

                           :ROTFLMAO:   woodchuck 

[tripnchip]

wc at least she wasn't pulling pants down anymore. :ROTFLMAO:

[GirlGuide]

OMG WC...I am still laughing...The "MNO MAD-HUGGER"!!....Love it!! Way too funny, and then Trips gotta top it off by saying "at least she wasn't pulling anyones pant down"!  You guys are hillarious!!  BIG HUGS TO BOTH OF YOU!!!  gg (the MNO mad-hugger!! LOL)

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P.S.  You should see what happens when I meet someone the second time.....hhmmmm

[Big_D]

Ohhhh, I don't know about hands down...I have a plethora of embarrasing moments, mostly involving alcohol, nudity, or some combination thereof.....


The first one that came to mind (probably because my wife was just talking about it last week) is when we were engaged and living up by Ely, a college buddy of mine was coming up from Milwaukee to do some fishing with me, and wasn't expected in until about 2am...well she is over "visiting" and at about midnight, I am standing in the middle of the dining room (right in front of my main entry door....but it had curtains/blinds...whatever) with my future wife.......ummmm....whatever and my buddy walks in....these are the days before cell phones, and he didn't let me know he took off work early and decided to show up a couple hours early.....

Well, neither he nor I ever mentioned the incident, but I know we both would fall over laughing if it ever comes up in conversation.  I don't think he got what he was expecting when he walked in, and I sure as heck know that I wasn't expecting that at that moment. ::

[Outdoors Junkie]

Now I but that was a shocker Big D!  Thanks for sharing.  LOL

[Grute Man]

This wasn't highly embarassing but still funny.  One night me and Mamma Grute went to Majors with another couple and their 8 old daughter.  I was being a nice guy and playin with the kid a little and stood up at one point to hand her something.  Well when I stood up, the moms decided it would be funny to pull my chair out from under me.  So when I went to sit down, I fell in slow motion, my hat flew off and went flying to the other table, and I then hit the ground and rolled like a Weeble.  EVERYONE was laughin, the gal with my hat was holding it back but you could tell she wanted to laugh.  I would have -- Oh wait, I did.  So I stood up, took a bow, got my hat back from the table next door and drownd my sorrows in a brew   ::drunks::

Thats Mamma Grute for ya and heres what she gets   

Grute Man

[holdemtwice]

 here is one. i was staying with my  futer inlaws . i  was having some adult beverages and had to talk to a man about a horse
 (bathroom break)  well any how i went to use the bathroom  and to my surprise ..........  grandma was already in there.  oops  sorry  grandma .  man i turned red  and excused myself  and yes ........   you guessed it . I had some more adult beverages !!!!

[Outdoors Junkie]

I have a similiar story holdem...My grandma deer hunts with our party.  She is a die hard whitetail hunter.  This one morning we head out to our stand before daylight.  We planned to head home after the morning hunt (four hour drive).  It was a productive morning, we had a couple of our party shoot deer.  I helped drag the deer out and most of our party met back at the vehicles at the time we had chose.  Grandma was not back yet.  I decided to head to her to stand to make sure everything was ok (she is in her 70's).  I come up to her stand, but she was not there.  For a moment i was worried and thought maybe she got turned around in the woods and was lost.  Then I spotted blaze orange on the other side of these evergreens.  I then saw grandma stand up and pull up her pants.  I got a full moon from my 70 + year old grandma.  Now that was embarrassing!

[Pegleg]

One of my embarassing moments happened at a rodeo in Iowa. I was sittin on the fence at the end of the buckin chutes with two of my buddies. We were laughin and tellin each other lies and failed to notice the catch pen hands where loadin saddle broncs in the chutes. When that first bronc reached the chute where we were he decided to try to jump out. He almost made it over the fence and we jumped to get out of the way. My two friends jumped free of the fence but I was wearin spurs and they both hung in the fence. Well there I was hangin upside down from the fence by my spurs. It took four guys to lift me and unhook me from the fence. There was proly 2500 people in the stands and they all gave me a standing ovation. Boy howdy my face was red.  ::hittingself::
                                                                    Pegleg

[GirlGuide]

I wanted to bring this topic back to the top, because if you haven't read these yet..they are sooo funny, and maybe you want to add to the stories with your own most embarrassing story!  C'mon anybody out there got any more stories to tell us...or are you too embarrassed?   :ROTFLMAO:  Let's hear some more....please....!     :: gg