Little Know true Facts About Minnesota

[Bobby Bass]

Little Known True Facts About Minnesota

MINNESOTA BECAME THE 32ND STATE ON MAY 11, 1858 AND WAS ORIGINALLY  SETTLED BY A LOST TRIBE OF NORWEGIANS SEEKING REFUGE FROM THE SEARING HEAT OF WISCONSIN'S WINTERS.
 
THE STATE FLAG OF MINNESOTA CONSISTS OF A BLUE BACKGROUND UPON
WHICH SITS A DESIGN BEST DESCRIBED AS 'HOW A 7-YEAR- OLD CITY GIRL
WOULD DRAW A PICTURE TITLED 'LIFE ON THE FARM''.
 
MINNESOTA GETS IT'S NAME FROM THE SIOUX INDIAN WORD 'MAH-NEE-SOO-
TAH',MEANING 'NO, REALLY... THEY EAT FISH SOAKED IN LYE'.
 
THE STATE SONG OF MINNESOTA IS 'SOMEDAY THE VIKINGS WILL... AW,
NEVER MIND'.
 
THE MALL OF AMERICA IN BLOOMINGTON, MINNESOTA COVERS 9.5 MILLION
SQUARE FEET AND HAS ENOUGH SPACE TO HOLD 185,000 IDIOT TEENAGERS
YAPPING AWAY ON CELL PHONES.
 
MADISON, MINNESOTA IS KNOWN AS 'THE LUTEFISK CAPITAL OF THE
WORLD'. ..... AVOID THIS CITY AT ALL COSTS.
 
'THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW' WAS SET IN MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA, AND
WAS MARY'S FIRST REAL ACTING JOB SINCE LEAVING THE 'DICK VAN DYKE
SHOW'. THE SHOW ABOUT A SINGLE WOMAN'S STRUGGLE TO FIND HAPPINESS
IN THE BIG CITY, WAS ORIGINALLY TITLED 'LIFE WITHOUT DICK', BUT
THAT WAS CHANGED FOR SOME REASON.
 
THE STATE MOTTO OF MINNESOTA IS, 'WHERE EVEN A MAN WHO WEARS A
FEATHER BOA CAN BE GOVERNOR.'
 
DOWNTOWN MINNEAPOLIS HAS AN ENCLOSED SKYWAY SYSTEM COVERING 52
BLOCKS, ALLOWING PEOPLE TO LIVE, WORK, EAT, AND SLEEP WITHOUT EVER
GOING OUTSIDE. THE ONLY DOWNSIDE TO THIS IS THAT A NORWEGIAN
OCCASIONALLY TURNS UP MISSING.
 
CARTOONIST CHARLES M. SHULTZ WAS BORN IN MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA AND  GREW UP IN ST. PAUL. HE WAS THE ONLY ARTIST TO ACCURATELY DEPICT THE PERFECTLY CIRCULAR HEADS OF MINNESOTA NATIVES.
 
THE HORMEL COMPANY OF AUSTIN, MINNESOTA PRODUCES 6 MILLION CANS OF
SPAM A YEAR, EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ACTUALLY EATS THAT CRAP.
 
WATER SKIS WERE INVENTED IN 1922 IN LAKE CITY, MINNESOTA BY RALPH
SAMUELSON. SADLY, HE DROWNED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS, AS THE MOTORBOAT
HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET.
 
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA WAS ORIGINALLY NAMED 'PIG'S EYE', AFTER FRENCH
CANADIAN WHISKEY TRADER PIERRE 'PIG'S EYE' PARRANT. ITS 'TWIN
CITY', MINNEAPOLIS, WAS KNOWN AS 'PIG'S COLON'.
 
THE STAPLER WAS INVENTED IN SWINGLINE, MINNESOTA BY A CHUBBY,
MUMBLING MAN NAMED MILTON IN 1899. THE CITY WAS MYSTERIOUSLY
DESTROYED BY FIRE LATER THAT YEAR.
 
PELICAN RAPIDS IS HOME TO A 16-FOOT-TALL CONCRETE PELICAN, WHICH
SUBSISTS ON A DIET OF 4-FOOT-LONG CONCRETE FISH.
 
IN 1973, OLIVIA, MINNESOTA, ERECTED A 25-FOOT TALL FIBERGLASS CORN
COB TO CELEBRATE ITS RICH, AGRICULTURAL HERITAGE. THEN IN 1974, IT
WAS EATEN BY A 50-FOOT STATUE OF BABE THE BLUE OX. YES, MINNESOTA
HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH STATUE CANNIBALISM.
 
MINNESOTA LICENSE PLATES ARE BLUE & WHITE AND CONTAIN THE PHRASE
'BLIZZARDS ON INDEPENDENCE DAY - YOU GET USED TO IT.'
 
FRANK C. MARS, FOUNDER OF THE MARS CANDY CO. WAS BORN IN NEWPORT,
MINNESOTA. HIS 3 MUSKETEERS CANDY BAR ORIGINALLY CONTAINED THREE BARS IN ONE WRAPPER, EACH FILLED WITH A DIFFERENT FLAVOR NOUGAT - CHOCOLATE, SPAM, AND LUTEFISK.
 
THE FIRST FULLY AUTOMATIC POP-UP TOASTER WAS INVENTED IN
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA IN 1926. MINNESOTA'S STRINGENT BREAD -
CONTROL LAWS CURRENTLY ONLY ALLOW RESIDENTS TO OWN -- SEMI-
AUTOMATIC TOASTERS.
 
TONKA TRUCKS CONTINUE TO BE MANUFACTURED IN MINNETONKA, MINNESOTA,
DESPITE THE THOUSANDS OF GI JOE DOLLS KILLED BY THEM ANNUALLY IN
ROLLOVER ACCIDENTS. NO AIRBAGS, NO SEAT BELTS. THESE THINGS ARE DEATHTRAPS, I TELL YA!
 
AUTHOR LAURA INGALLS WILDER WAS RAISED AT WALNUT GROVE, MINNESOTA,
AND WAS FAMOUS FOR WRITING THE 'LITTLE HOUSE' SERIES OF BOOKS, AS
WELL AS INVENTING THE 'SPAM DIET' - WHICH CONSISTS OF LOOKING AT A
PLATE OF SPAM UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR APPETITE. MUCH LIKE THE 'LUTEFISK DIET'.
 
THE SNOWMOBILE WAS INVENTED IN ROSEAU, MINNESOTA SO AS TO ALLOW
FAMILIES A MEANS OF ATTENDING INDEPENDENCE DAY PICNICS.
 
MINNESOTANS ARE ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM WISCONSINITES. THE
ONLY WAY TO TELL THEM APART IS TO ASK IF THEY VOTED FOR MONDALE IN

[dew2]

THE SNOWMOBILE WAS INVENTED IN ROSEAU, MINNESOTA SO AS TO ALLOW
FAMILIES A MEANS OF ATTENDING INDEPENDENCE DAY PICNICS.

Sorry Bobby while watchin the tube just this morn,The snowmobile was invented in 1924 by a cheesehead,History channel, program THE STATES

[wildlifeminnesota]

  To Minnesota 150 year,

[Bobby Bass]

THE SNOWMOBILE WAS INVENTED IN ROSEAU, MINNESOTA SO AS TO ALLOW
FAMILIES A MEANS OF ATTENDING INDEPENDENCE DAY PICNICS.

Sorry Bobby while watchin the tube just this morn,The snowmobile was invented in 1924 by a cheesehead,History channel, program THE STATES

Actually-The first United States patent for a snow-vehicle using the now recognized format of rear track(s) and front skis was issued to Ray H. Muscott of Waters, MI on June 27, 1916 with U.S. Patent # 1,188,981. if we are really looking for facts and not fun!

[Cody Gruchow]

i like fun not facts....facts are boring

[dew2]

WELL THATS IT Bobby I'm taking my name off the History channel enrollment list