the classifieds...

[Tami]

the classifieds...
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
-----------------------------------------GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK and BEANS
WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
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FOR SALE:
LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED
CALL CHUBBIE ***************
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GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN -
89 cents lb.
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AMERICAN FLAG
60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
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OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE and DONUTS
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

[Faceman]

 

[Super Star!]

LoL thats a good one

[Tami]

Yeah i had to be silly now and then

[LittlePeople]

The last one actually made me laugh a little bit. The others mostly made me smile. and giggle some. Nice.