2009 MNO Smack Down

[Lee Borgersen]

My team name is Called Team Rippin' Lips!

Team Rippin' Lips!

It sounds better when spelled backwards 

Spil Nippir Meat!

[Jdrummer]

I must not be old enough to get that one Lee 

[Lee Borgersen]

I must not be old enough to get that one Lee 

Your old enough all right  It just went over your head

[Bobby Bass]

  What kind of guy would knock his own wife out of the top four, right out of the prizes not to mention knocking his old partner out of the 10th place prize to.. A double wammy...   Nice eye their old man, 2nd place and the top walleye big fish! 

[Fawkinnae]

Yeah that's pretty low-down.

Now I'm freeeeeeee falllllllliiiiiinnnnnnggggg - in the standings. (Bena and that Jets that is.)

[Lee Borgersen]

Yeah that's pretty low-down.

Now I'm freeeeeeee falllllllliiiiiinnnnnnggggg - in the standings. (Bena and that Jets that is.)

All I can say is TUFF...................................................................

[The General]

There's a tear in my turkey and I'm crying for you dear...........

[Lee Borgersen]

My team name is Called Team Rippin' Lips!

Team Rippin' Lips!

It sounds better when spelled backwards 

Spil Nippir Meat!

                Sven and Ole

 
Sven: Wholly, gees what was dat smell?
Ole:    Da Wanderers must a run over some Spil Nippir Meat on da vay to da top!
Sven: Ya mean dat team (What's a names) got runed over?
Ole:    Ya fur sure, have Lena call dat JD feller and have um clean up dat mess fur sure dare. 
Lena: Just after Sven called I vent over dare ta see fur myself. Vell, day ain't nutting left since day got runned over so bad. All I seen was a few tiny fish and a Snoopy rod.

[Fawkinnae]

Stings like the dickens but we ain't done yet.

There's a tear in my tacklebox.

[Lee Borgersen]

Stings like the dickens but we ain't done yet.

There's a tear in my tacklebox.

Borgie and I are working on our plans to advance or respective teams in the standings, while others have given up and resorted to writing song titles. Our plans are under construction at this time, so stay tuned losers.

[Bobby Bass]

For sale- Bags of slightly used bricks!- can be used for anchors... or to block trailer tires...

[The General]

Stings like the dickens but we ain't done yet.

There's a tear in my tacklebox.

Borgie and I are working on our plans to advance or respective teams in the standings, while others have given up and resorted to writing song titles. Our plans are under construction at this time, so stay tuned losers.

I'm not sure you 2 could plan your way out of a wet paper bag.     I just had to do it. 

[Lee Borgersen]

Stings like the dickens but we ain't done yet.

There's a tear in my tacklebox.

Borgie and I are working on our plans to advance or respective teams in the standings, while others have given up and resorted to writing song titles. Our plans are under construction at this time, so stay tuned losers.

I'm not sure you 2 could plan your way out of a wet paper bag.     I just had to do it. 

This is the way we plan. Borgie makes strong suggestions. Then I agree.

                                                     

[Jdrummer]

Lee, you look like a cross between Santa (but not as jolly) and Gary Roach ( without the mad fish catching skills and his charm) 

[The General]

Lee, remind me to never get on Borgie's bad side.  I also agree with the above statement.   

[Jdrummer]

never hurts to get a little brown nosin in huh General?   

[The General]

never hurts to get a little brown nosin in huh General?   

Especially if it saves you a beating from a Louisville Slugger.  I wonder if Borgie knows Toll Both Willie.   

[Jdrummer]

never hurts to get a little brown nosin in huh General?   

Especially if it saves you a beating from a Louisville Slugger.  I wonder if Borgie knows Toll Both Willie.   

I think i could get away from someone using a walker or wheel chair ( Lee ) 

General isn't it past your bed time?
I'm shure Lee is still up trying to figure out what medications he has had and ones he hasn't had today but I do not see him on the scroller thing as logged in so he must be finishing up his milk and cookies? Ho Ho Ho 

[The General]

never hurts to get a little brown nosin in huh General?   

Especially if it saves you a beating from a Louisville Slugger.  I wonder if Borgie knows Toll Both Willie.   

I think i could get away from someone using a walker or wheel chair ( Lee ) 

General isn't it past your bed time?

Nope.

I wasn't worried about Lee......I could dodge his old timer swing in a heart beat.  Borgie (the person with the bat) might be another story though.  that is who I was worried about.

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee, you look like a cross between Santa (but not as jolly) and Gary Roach ( without the mad fish catching skills and his charm) 

                                           Warning

  My darn fishing partners borrowed the sleigh last winter and I still never got it back. You boys better treat me with more respect this year or I won't be stopping at your house Christmas Eve.

[Jdrummer]

NIce pic Lee 
If the cookies taste a little like rat poision don't worry, it's just how my mom makes em' for my dad 

[Fawkinnae]

I was wondering if Borgie moonlights as "Batting Stance Guy".

That said, Lee must moonlight as "Home Plate Guy" or "Run Like Hell Guy".

[Jdrummer]

What the heck! now Auggie is posting pics of the fish people are bringing to his shop! 

[Auggie]

What the heck! now Auggie is posting pics of the fish people are bringing to his shop! 

If I was going to do that the No Names would have had this locked up before it started!  :moon:Besides I could do much better than a 21.25" bass! I think your jealous Jdrummer, you never caught a bass like that! I have some pictures to get developed off the old 35mm yet. The No Names will finish top 10 for sure, maybe top 5. If hunterdownsson can beef that pike up we would have a shot at the top!

[Jdrummer]

That bass looks like it was taken a while ago . maybe before the contest started 
That is a good way to make shure you get the fish in for the contest if you catch them before we know what the staple item is . thanks for the tip. 

[Auggie]

That bass looks like it was taken a while ago . maybe before the contest started 
That is a good way to make shure you get the fish in for the contest if you catch them before we know what the staple item is . thanks for the tip. 

  And just what tip did I give you?????? Like I said if I wanted to cheat I could pick a much better fish than that to do it with. What would I gain by cheating in the first place. The top drawing is donated by me each month to begin with. And If I remember correctly staff is not eligible for the grand prize. Wish we had a little smiley flipping the bird, I would use it. Go  to someone else, nobody likes a whiner!

[Jdrummer]

Been kinda quiet in here the last few days. I hope everyone isn't out catching bigger fish than I have in the contest 

[Lee Borgersen]

Been kinda quiet in here the last few days. I hope everyone isn't out catching bigger fish than I have in the contest 

No need to worry about that my friend . Most everyone has already caught bigger fish than yours.

[Lee Borgersen]

 
Boy! It sure has quieted down substantially on the Smack Down thread. I guess some folks just got smacked down to many times and they can't get back up on their feet. Well, we all know who they are.

  but I guess some of us are smackers and others are considered just smackees I almost forgot to give honorable mention to the smackless . Those are the ones that don't know how to smack

[The General]

Here I thought you were done.  I guess you just don't know when to quit.  I figured all those black eyes i gave you in the smackdown would have taught you something.