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Author Topic: Why Rednecks are not Paramedics  (Read 4895 times)

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September 09/06/06, 07:47:55 PM

Offline Bufflehead

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Why Rednecks are not Paramedics
Why Rednecks are not Paramedics





A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of
them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I
do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy
and
follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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There's plenty of room for all gods creatures...right next to my mashed potatoes
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