I have it bad

[DaveO]

When I was getting ready to go to work this morning I went to splash on some Old Spice..

Well I ended up grabbing the Tinks #69 instead..
At first I rely did not notice except that I thought it was smelling relay good.

on the way to the bar I was getting this feeling,,,you know down (there)

Then I kinda started snorting a Little bit,,,
by the time I got to the bar I noticed my neck was swollen..

I didn't pay to much attention to anything...
Bout 30 Mn. latter I found myself mounting Bertha the bar tender,,,

Big Ole doe,,,,,,

She called me back and asked if I can clean out her beer lines again tomorrow,,,

Man that tinks rely works good!!!


Is deer seasion coming soon? I'm kinda thinking not soon enough

[WoodChuck]

  HEY THERE DAVE O!? your right, deer season is comeing and it is too short by any means. I TOTALY CONCUR !! YOU HAVE IT BAD !! theres only one cure for you, and thats a walk through the locol game farm were they feature bambie and his or her older family members . especialy the older members with the odd protrusions comeing out of their heads, what ever they are called. the main cure is something called deer hornies or a good dose of racksiageria! hope this helps ?? ? ? ? ? ?lmao!!!!!!!!!! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?