Are you an American??

[DaveO]

        44629.1             MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY.
    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

    SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.

    FOR THIS ANTI -TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

    SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS !

[WoodChuck]

  HEY HEY DAVEO! i will be there with my lawn chair on butt, and a case of beer to boot. as i live on a long block (section road no neighbors) so i well have a long wait ,but be sure i will keep my eyes open for any terrorist or taliban. ARN,t WOMEN GREAT AMERICIANS !!!!!!!!!   ;D 

[Outdoors Junkie]

If it wasn't the deer opener, I'd would be watching all day.    

[WoodChuck]

  ha! oj , AMERICIA FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!  ??? 

[GRIZ]

What a great plan and it can only happen in america. Any american should be proud to support such a thing. As for deer hunters we need not worry. Just remember yrs back. Since all deer hunters would take this day off in defense of our country it would be assumed that the deer harvest would be down. Now when the harvest is off the expected number by that much the DNR opened up the season for another W/E. Back then it was due to weather related issues but now that I understand that it could also happen due to decision made by proud americans. I realize that this country is greater than even I thought. Getting rid of terrorists and getting an extra w/e of deer season all at the same time what a great idea.

[Outdoors Junkie]

I will sit out in front of the cabin after I get my deer Sat. morning.