2012 Smack Down

[DDSBYDAY]

   Lee, it's true you have been a force every year in the fishing challenge. Kind of like the Tiger Woods of the fishing challenge. You are the only one to have his name listed  for something every year up until now.  The problem I see for you is I heard rumors that Borgie has been hanging with Erin Woods while you have been out on the circuit celebrating last years victory. All the partying and celebration may have been fun.  Some might say you earned it.  Some might say you can take it too far.    A good women can end a career with a bat as well as a golf club.

[greatoutdoors]

The bottom scene in the previous post will be repeated over and over this year, with lumps-a-plenty for Lee's head, as the contest entries from TGO and his yet to be determined team mates pile up an insurmountable lead.
A few little errors last year cost Sealteam 6 the Championship.
These errors WILL NOT BE MADE IN 2012!!
We will come out of the blocks fast, and never look back!! (well, maybe once or twice to watch Borgie pound on Lee's noggin)
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

                            Wa-da-ya-know!

 It seems I've been able ta lure a couple a wanabees out a hibernation. Sorry, youze guys but, your only chance to redeem yourselves after last years pitiful performances is to be drafted aboard my team. Don't be trying to butter up Borgie either since she won't release any of the head Norwegians fishing secrets.
 
Your time would be better spent working on your smackdown skills.    I understand The General will soon be releasing his new book "Smack down 101". It would behoove some of you to make the investment and purchase a copy. Right now I'm in the midst of negotiating creation of a special T Shirt for those of you that fail to perform well in The Challenge. Faw.kinn'.ae is working up a prototype as we speak. Many of you will be able to order one right now since you already know your Challenge destiny this year.

[Retired on Osakis]

                           

 Many of you will be able to order one right now since you already know your Challenge destiny this year.

So...if I wind up on your team I should go ahead and order one? Just asking.

[Fawkinnae]

Naw, Lee is just making stuff up. Truth is you're never a loser when your wearing your Fawkinnae shirt.

And yes by the way, my team and I expect to perform at a high level this season. In case you're wondering. Here is a shot of me considering fishing strategies and thinking of possible team names.

[The General]

Fawk on the tractor reminds me of a supermodel trying to sell a broom or Lee holding a fishing pole.  You know none of them know how to operate it and never will.   

[Fawkinnae]

Fawk on the tractor reminds me of a supermodel trying to sell a broom or Lee holding a fishing pole.  You know none of them know how to operate it and never will.   

Ummm excuse me... that's an Oliver little man.

[greatoutdoors]

Fawk on the tractor reminds me of a supermodel trying to sell a broom or Lee holding a fishing pole.  You know none of them know how to operate it and never will.   

You got that right, General.  
Just like putting earrings on a pig!
But you gotta help me out here on this Fawk/Tractor,Oliver, whatever it is picture! 
Which one is the earring, and which one is the pig??
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Just for your information guys, there is a reasonable explanation for the tractor. It seems that many years ago Doug was having problems trying to meet women. So as many young men do Doug decided seek help from his dad. Pop told him he needed an attractor to get the gals. Hence you see Fawk with A tractor these days.

  ....And now you know the rest of the story!

[Lee Borgersen]

                           

 Many of you will be able to order one right now since you already know your Challenge destiny this year.

So...if I wind up on your team I should go ahead and order one? Just asking.

I would find that to be a strange comment. Why would purchase a looser T shirt when you already have 3 of them in your closet now ? If you were to be on my team this year we could burn your old shirts at our victory party.  

[greatoutdoors]

Be careful, Lee is very sneaky.
I strongly suspect there will be some Chicago style politics involved in the picking of teams for the 2012 Challenge.
The only way Lee will be on the winning team this year, is if he somehow manages to pull some strings, and sneak on  with me.
However, we will have Borgie trying the same antics, by setting up a diversion to keep Lee busy while she sends the contest organizers boxes of cookies, trying to get TGO on HER team.
The only thing I can imagine that could draw Lee's attention away long enough for her to succeed with this skullduggary, will be to keep him busy on his President Obama's re-election campaign! 
Watch the picking of teams carefully, to see how close I am!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

I would tread lightly when referring to Chicago mobs if I were you G.O. Borgie and I have friends in high places but, we are not corrupt. We also have some friends in low places.

[greatoutdoors]

I got friends too, some with access to high grade military technology!
In fact, I'm looking at some satellite imaging as we speak, showing you on the deck of your house while looking at a flock of sheep through binoculars.
When we turn up the magnification on you, my lip reader tells me that you appear to be saying, "Va Va Va Voom!!!!!!!"

[Lee Borgersen]

I almost believed you until you mentioned our deck on our house. You see, you can't fool me since we don't have a deck on the house. Smarty pants

[greatoutdoors]

Perhaps I mistook the fence or pen, for a deck, but the Sheep are real.
In fact, as I zoom in again, I'm currently watching you plant a big wet one on the sheep wearing a pink bow!
Have you no shame, Man?????????
Oh oh, now it's going to get interesting for Lee, here comes Little Bo Peep and she's looking MAD!!!!!
Looks like she has Borgie's club, and Little Bo Peep is going to put Lee to sleep!!

[Lee Borgersen]

In fact, as I zoom in again, I'm currently watching you plant a big wet one on the sheep wearing a pink bow!
Have you no shame, Man?????????

 

Somehow you have a way of sticking your own foot in your mouth G.O. I regret to inform you that there were no sheep wearing pink. However Borgie was wearing pink while cooking on the grill. I did sneek up and give her a big wet kiss.

  likes to read the smackdown posts each evening so after what you said it would be best if you kept a low profile for a while. Even I can't bail you out of this one.

[The General]

Ouch!!!! Lee is taking a beating around these parts.  The only way Lee is winning this challenge this year is being on my team or someone donates a pair of velcro gloves for a member of the winning team.   

[skj]

   but I have the best fishing guide in the business,
 Borgie needs to be on my team and it's game on for the women   :fishing2:

[greatoutdoors]

In fact, as I zoom in again, I'm currently watching you plant a big wet one on the sheep wearing a pink bow!
Have you no shame, Man?????????

 

Somehow you have a way of sticking your own foot in your mouth G.O. I regret to inform you that there were no sheep wearing pink. However Borgie was wearing pink while cooking on the grill. I did sneek up and give her a big wet kiss.

  likes to read the smackdown posts each evening so after what you said it would be best if you kept a low profile for a while. Even I can't bail you out of this one.

Lee,
That wasn't Borgie!  I'll show her the film next time your in Ely, which will most likely be your last after she gets done with you.
This could be the Lee Borgerson Memorial Challenge if Borgie loses it!

[Borgie]

  but I have the best fishing guide in the business,
 Borgie needs to be on my team and it's game on for the women   :fishing2:

Hi skj,

I'd like to have a girl power team this year. You need to signup for the 2012 fishing challenge. I think you will have to have a minimum of 10 posts to be eligible for the draft. I'm looking forward to seeing your name on the challenge signup page.

Borgie 

[skj]

   would like to be on your team, I am on my 7th post and I will sign up for the challenge. Us women need to show these fellers what its all about     

[skj]

thanks for the warm welcome Borgie, looking forward to the challenge

[DDSBYDAY]

  but I have the best fishing guide in the business,
 Borgie needs to be on my team and it's game on for the women   :fishing2:

    Glad you have chosen to throw your hat in the ring.  The fishing challenge is quite an experience.  The smackdown is not for the weak.  We go easy on Borgie because she has to deal with Lee on a daily basis. It has nothing to do with the  kicking she handed out to us last year.

     That was last year.    .  Old news!!

[skj]

Thanks for having me here Doc....I am up for the challenge. I am not the weak. If I can take a root canal with no novacane, I know I can take this smack thread.        

[DDSBYDAY]

    That might just get you through June.  We have some pretty tough guys here.  Rumor had it Greatoutdoors had his toenails cut once without being tied down.  The word on the street is that the General had a hair cut and didn't get a sucker when he was done.  That story in itself caused our last years MVP to run for the hills.  He was last heard saying " NO sucker, no hair cut".  We have not heard from him since.  These folks are seasoned veterans.  Good luck and be glad you don't have to hear about Lee's boil from hlll until June.  (that is if you are still around).     

[greatoutdoors]

Well, well, well,
Molar man lives on!
Okay Dental Flossie, let's get the story straight!
Great Outdoors cuts his TOES off every spring with a radial arm saw, then let's them grow back.
Saves time trimming the toe nails!!
Time that I'll be using to help my team kick everyone's butt in the 2012 Challenge!!!
Oh YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Well, well, well,
Molar man lives on!
Okay Dental Flossie, let's get the story straight!
Great Outdoors cuts his TOES off every spring with a radial arm saw, then let's them grow back.
Saves time trimming the toe nails!!
Time that I'll be using to help my team kick everyone's butt in the 2012 Challenge!!!
Oh YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  ....Speaking of kicking everyone's butt.    Don't you think it's about time you start covering up your own butt first

Just sayin

[greatoutdoors]

Interesting artwork.
They had a similar one years ago, called "The Thinker!"
This one must be called, "The Lee!!"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Get ready Big Boy, your butt kicking begins in less than two months!

[Lee Borgersen]

Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota  
 
That's right! I'm glad you brought that up. So, speaking of Wildlifeminnesota, has Willy gone into hibernation again this spring? Is he suffering from smackaphobia (fear of smack)? Maybe he's playing hard to smack. Has he lost a step over the winter and is afraid to come out to play? Maybe he's depressed because he wasn't chosen for Dancing With The Stars.
 
It's hard to figure this guy out. Last year a hero and this year a zero.
 
 
Stay tuned folks, time will tell.

[greatoutdoors]

I think you scored a Bingo on this one Lee.
Willy is a Big Puss, knows that last year was pure luck, and will never be seen again on the Challenge!!!
In the world of 50's and 60's music, they were called "One Hit Wonders!"
For the fishing Challenge, we can change the name to "Sissy Syndrome!"
OH YEAH!!!!