2013 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown

[greatoutdoors]

G.O. doesn't drink tea, only girly men like DDS do!!!
Beer and Plink, or Brandy/water are what God intended manly men (like G.O.)to chug!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[wildlifeminnesota]

What can I say Lee, I am always nice to Borgie. Sooner or later I will end up on a team with her and I don't want to have to fear the "Beatdown" Actually I am wondering what it would be like to fish on a team with Borgie and the Walleye Woman    But I have a feeling the best teammate for the ladies would be either Wild or DDS I would pay to be a little mouse on that boat.. I can see them now all sitting in the boat   with Walleye Women and Borgie with their knitting as they direct Wild or DDS to Knit and Purl or maybe just Wild to work on his Eyelet and Lace pattern..

at lest i would have  team mattes that will post     as to Bobby and Lee with Nothing!!!!!  

[Bobby Bass]

i was wondering when the Wild man  was going to say something. Guess I am still waiting.. I have a    on my Wild post that does not let me read anything that starts or ends with Me, Myself or I so most of Wilds posts are pretty much blank    DDS  posts are    when he talks about fish he almost caught and the General, well he is just plain    for the  of it    Lee and Great are not touched as I like to read the mumblings of old fishermen 

[wildlifeminnesota]

You ask for it,,,,

[Lee Borgersen]

Here's a following quote from willy...............

 
"                                                          "

[Lee Borgersen]

Here's a following quote from willy...............

 
"                                                          "

Hey Bobby, Thanks for showing me that new system. It just worked perfect for me as you can see.

[Bobby Bass]

Don't it work slick !! I got it on my phone for my mother in law..   

[Lee Borgersen]

Don't it work slick !! I got it on my phone for my mother in law..    

You mean to tell me that wild was even sending messages about himself to your mother-in-law   I thought you got it from your mother-in-law.

  So, when willy reads this he probabily will start sending stuff about himself to your mother-in-law She's the only one left that don't know about him.

[wildlifeminnesota]

Winner of 2013 Top Gun Challenge by defalt of Willy! (wildlifeminnesota)


 

[Bobby Bass]

Hey Lee I almost forgot, Congrats on your Top Gun win!! Pretty tuff win though, don't you hate it when guys with mullets won't even come out from behind the saloon doors to meet ya in the street

[Lee Borgersen]

Next year I may or may not give willy a chance at a 2014 Top Gun Challenge. That of course depends if he decides to play nice next year and can offer a simple yes or no answer to my challenge. No stalling or shuckin and jiving like this year.

[Lee Borgersen]

                        I Knew it....I Knew it....I Knew it!

I noticed that this fish board would be perfict for DDS because it only goes up to 13".  I mean we all know that his fish never reach over 12". So, that would give him a goal to shoot for the extra 1". Kind a like a carrot in front of his nose. Now for the bad news! I heard that DDS want's to make it manditory to use this 13" board for next years Challenge. This way he would have a better chance to compete.
                                                    
Features:
Flattened nose surface ensures precise measurement
Raised grip lines prevent slippage and increases control
Curved thumb press stops flop and protects fish
Right or left handed thumb guides
Funnel arms don’t let fish flop out
Highlighted box marks legal 9'' to 10'' measure
Wide entry
Nose shield prevents fish's nose from curling
Extra-long design lets you measure fish up to 13''
Gap between nose and sides allow nose adjustments


I noticed that this fish board would be perfect for DDS because it only goes up to 13".  I mean we all know that his fish never reach over 12". So, that would give him a goal to shoot for the extra 1". Kind a like a carrot in front of his nose. Now for the bad news! I heard that DDS want's to make it mandatory to use this 13" board for next years Challenge. This way he would have a better chance to compete.

Did I say that already?

[DDSBYDAY]

  I think a bully need to get called out.   

           [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkm1i2o6Ri8[/youtube]

[Boar]

Yeah my target on my back is a bummer of a birth mark, nobodys hit the bulls eye yet an borgerson is far from it. That was  a good attempt thou with the sesame street  flash back, Boar, board, boaring, borgerson, pretty good putting those together. yawn....

[glenn57]

hey boar................shouldn't be rilin up the hierarchy, you could end up in a fishing contest with some unfriendly teammates!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Yeah my target on my back is a bummer of a birth mark, nobodys hit the bulls eye yet an borgerson Borgersen is far from it. That was  a good attempt thou with the sesame street  flash back, Boar, board, boaring, borgerson, pretty good putting those together. yawn....

Don't look now boar but


  .....By the way it's spelled Borgersen not borgerson.

[Boar]

Hmmmm Ill have to call websters, I looked it up under fishless. Borgersen: Noun: One who cant fish. One with out fish is Borgerson. One who fishes a lot but has none of any size is Borgerson. Adjective; " Geee Tommy I don't know whats wrong Ive fished all day an didn't catch anything. Well Timmy looks like you've been Borgersen'd." My bad on the spelling Lee, I give websters acall right now.

[greatoutdoors]

Heh, heh, heh!!!
OH YEAH,BABEE!!!

[Retired on Osakis]

Just in case this weather persists on the cold side, is it OK to post fish caught through the ice on or after May 11th? Doesn't say anything in the rules about it having to be open water.

[DDSBYDAY]

  Yep.  Walleye and pike are good to go as of May 11th 2013.  Read the rules for the bass opener. I don't recall the exact date.

[greatoutdoors]

Bass are also good to go east of hwy. 53 and north of hwy. 61(?) on the normal fishing opener.

[Bobby Bass]

Bass are also good to go east of hwy. 53 and north of hwy. 61(?) on the normal fishing opener.

     I know it is bass your bedtime old timer but the Bass season is North and East of highway 53 and opens with the general opener on May 11th  Bass season opens statewide two weeks later, which might be when the ice goes out....   ( and yes I did the bass your bedtime on porpoise )

[DDSBYDAY]

8. All local and State fishing rules must be adhered to in the catching of fish, Smallmouth Bass must be in season. No illegal means of harvesting will be accepted. Catch and release rules/seasons are OK for contest. Bass cannot be posted before the scheduled opening date.

05/11/13 - 02/23/14
 
Largemouth and smallmouth Bass-2013 season-North and East of U.S. Hwy 53 from Duluth to International Falls and Pelican and Ash lakes in St. Louis County

05/25/13 - 02/23/14
 
Largemouth and smallmouth Bass-2013 season-South and West of U.S. Hwy 53 from Duluth to International Falls and Pelican and Ash lakes in St. Louis County

     Smallmouth become catch and release only state wide Sept. 9th-Feb.23,2013

[Lee Borgersen]

Bass are also good to go east of hwy. 53 and north of hwy. 61(?) on the normal fishing opener.

    I know it is bass your bedtime old timer but the Bass season is North and East of highway 53 and opens with the general opener on May 11th  Bass season opens statewide two weeks later, which might be when the ice goes out....   ( and yes I did the bass your bedtime on porpoise )

You'll have to wait at least till noon to get a response from greatoutdoors.  Did you notice the new sign out front of his tackle shop?

[DDSBYDAY]

  Rumor has it that Wildlife is planning on owning Greatoudoors again this year.   

[greatoutdoors]

Nice sign Lee,
Since DDS has never posted a fish that counted towards his team's total, you must have taken it from his door.
You'd have to be sleeping in to have a track record of "no fish" like he has!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[WalleyeWoman]

Nice sign Lee,
Since DDS has never posted a fish that counted towards his team's total, you must have taken it from his door.
You'd have to be sleeping in to have a track record of "no fish" like he has!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

Oh, DDS has never caught a fish that counted in the contest? 
Perhaps he should consider another sport - like oragami? 

[greatoutdoors]

I don't think that'd work very well, WalleyeWoman,
Rumor has it that DDS suffered a severe paper cut in oragami class a few years ago, and isn't quite ready to "climb back up on the same horse that threw him!"
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

I don't think that'd work very well, WalleyeWoman,
Rumor has it that DDS suffered a severe paper cut in oragami class a few years ago, and isn't quite ready to "climb back up on the same horse that threw him!"
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

Looks like DDS is getting tag teamed by greatoutdoors and walleye woman. The moderators are trying to break it up but, can't get them apart

Stay Tuned for updates

[WalleyeWoman]

I don't think that'd work very well, WalleyeWoman,
Rumor has it that DDS suffered a severe paper cut in oragami class a few years ago, and isn't quite ready to "climb back up on the same horse that threw him!"
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

Hmmmm, would knitting work?