2013 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown

[Lee Borgersen]

Could someone from team #5 tell me why you picked the name of:  
The Ass-ass-ins ins  

Nice post Lee! How do you manage to keep coming up with these clever zingers?

Thanks for the positive feedback my friend. To be honest with you it's relatively easy when the smackdown competition is so weak. For example have you ever read any of willy's posts? Well, that's just an example of what I'm trying to explain to you.

You see some folks are born with a gift for humor or fishing. Then there are those like willy who don't posses either of those skills.

[greatoutdoors]

Oh my God, he's posting to himself and the ice isn't off the lakes yet!
We need to get Lee some serious help, like a lobotomy!
We'll begin by making an incision in the left butt cheek......................!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Oh my God, he's posting to himself and the ice isn't off the lakes yet!
We need to get Lee some serious help, like a lobotomy!
We'll begin by making an incision in the left butt cheek......................!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

For your information it's called "Positive Self Talk". I learned that years ago when I was in rehab. Obviously you wouldn't understand any of that having never been outside of ELY.

[DDSBYDAY]

Could someone from team #5 tell me why you picked the name of:  
The Ass-ass-ins ins  

Nice post Lee! How do you manage to keep coming up with these clever zingers?

Thanks for the positive feedback my friend. To be honest with you it's relatively easy when the smackdown competition is so weak. For example have you ever read any of willy's posts? Well, that's just an example of what I'm trying to explain to you.

You see some folks are born with a gift for humor or fishing. Then there are those like willy who don't posses either of those skills.

    Perhaps you steal those clever quips from someone much quicker and wiser 

      http://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?topic=28648.0

[wildlifeminnesota]

Could someone from team #5 tell me why you picked the name of:  
The Ass-ass-ins ins  

Nice post Lee! How do you manage to keep coming up with these clever zingers?

Thanks for the positive feedback my friend. To be honest with you it's relatively easy when the smackdown competition is so weak. For example have you ever read any of willy's posts? Well, that's just an example of what I'm trying to explain to you.

You see some folks are born with a gift for humor or fishing. Then there are those like willy who don't posses either of those skills.

  Wow Lee You sound Envy me, You know what Envy mean Lee Here I  you under stand Envy is a emotion that someone feels when a peer has a possesion or something of value that is something you wish to have. Envy often cause low self-esteem or low self confidence. 

We all here know that I can out fish you!!! Who won last year Lee It sure was not you Lee. The year before that Lee Who did not post one fish in the hole year? That because you could not upgrade are team,,, Why was that Lee Was it me Lee 

So Lee Envy me he has to say Wildlife can not fish, Well I have a new flash for you Lee,   So Lee pick up your skirt and run home to mommy Before
               

  "The Fearless Leader's"                            Give you a  kicking 

[greatoutdoors]

Oh my God, he's posting to himself and the ice isn't off the lakes yet!
We need to get Lee some serious help, like a lobotomy!
We'll begin by making an incision in the left butt cheek......................!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

For your information it's called "Positive Self Talk". I learned that years ago when I was in rehab. Obviously you wouldn't understand any of that having never been outside of ELY.

If you mean never been outside of Ely, by not having been in rehab, I plead guilty!!
It used to be called "talking to one's self" before we became politically correct, and a few sessions of shock therapy usually cured it!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

   I was reading the paper and saw that a storm is coming soon.  Not just any storm.  They are saying if all the predictions come together this could be the ULTIMATE STORM.

[The General]

The lake before, during, and after the so called ultimate storm.  Plus everyone knows a Weatherman is the only person who can be right 50% of the time and still have a job.  DDS is wrong 100% of the time with his fishing predictions and still has his job around here.

[weldgasman]

Yeah who needs a lake like that when i can sit at home and pick up them up out of the yard from the storm.

[DDSBYDAY]

   The judges of the MNO 2013 fishing challenge have a question for all the contestants.   

[Fawkinnae]

   The judges of the MNO 2013 fishing challenge have a question for all the contestants.   

Clearly lots of anxiety over the "Ultimate Storm". Teams are hiding under their beds.

[glenn57]

just like ALL those ulimate storms the weather people keep predicting........................usaully fizzles out in a hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

just like ALL those ulimate storms the weather people keep predicting........................usaully fizzles out in a hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First you have to get started before you can fizzle out.

[The General]

The Ultimate Breeze may get some fizzle, being I took weldgasman out fishing Sunday. 

[corny13]

What is the deal???  Second week of Mn fishing and only two teams on board with small fish???

I better get my ROCKBASS gear out for next weekend!!!

 

[DDSBYDAY]

  I will be putting the "Invasive Species" in the water this weekend.  Consider this your hurricane warning.  

[The General]

  I will be putting the "Invasive" Species in the water this weekend.  Consider this your hurricane warning. 

Just make sure you put it in a lake with other boats........we all know you'll need a tow back to shore.

[The General]

What is the deal???  Second week of Mn fishing and only two teams on board with small fish???

I better get my ROCKBASS gear out for next weekend!!!

 

Hey Corny, Bobby thought he got the boat out on the lake last weekend after the World Series of Horse shoes tournament.  

[Lee Borgersen]

Congratulations to team #1 Fearless Freelaoders. I see that your new team shirts have arrived

[wildlifeminnesota]

Congratulations to team #1 Fearless Freelaoders. I see that your new team shirts have arrived

  That what you think,. 

[DDSBYDAY]

   It's pretty quiet in here.  FOR NOW!!  

[DDSBYDAY]

   I think it is so cute when Lee and Borgie start their annual skip around the block in anticipation for their trip to Ely.  I'm thinking they sing  "We're off to see the lizard-the wonderful Lizard of Ely".   

[The General]

 Not sure about the rest of you but we are currently experiencing a DDS ultimate storm........it's drizzling here.

[Lee Borgersen]

   I think it is so cute when Lee and Borgie start their annual skip around the block in anticipation for their trip to Ely.  I'm thinking they sing  "We're off to see the lizard-the wonderful Lizard of Ely".   

If you only knew DDS....If you only knew.....!  First off we will be the honored guests as King and Queen of the Ely 4th of July parade. Borgie will sit upon the throne with her MNO cap on and a leash in one hand with greatoutdoors on his knees at the end of the leash. Her scepter of course will be the world renowned Borgie bat.

As for myself I'll be throwing out night crawlers from the front of the float and passing out autographed MNO bumper stickers to the 1,000's of my followers. We've been invited to speak at so many functions while in Ely. Unfortunately it will only leave us two days to fish, however that should give us enough time to wrap up first and second place in the MNO Fishing Challenge.

[wildlifeminnesota]

   I think it is so cute when Lee and Borgie start their annual skip around the block in anticipation for their trip to Ely.  I'm thinking they sing  "We're off to see the lizard-the wonderful Lizard of Ely".   

If you only knew DDS....If you only knew.....!  First off we will be the honored guests as King and Queen of the Ely 4th of July parade. Borgie will sit upon the throne with her MNO cap on and a leash in one hand with greatoutdoors on his knees at the end of the leash. Her scepter of course will be the world renowned Borgie bat.

As for myself I'll be throwing out night crawlers from the front of the float and passing out autographed MNO bumper stickers to the 1,000's of my followers. We've been invited to speak at so many functions while in Ely. Unfortunately it will only leave us two days to fish, however that should give us enough time to wrap up first and second place in the MNO Fishing Challenge.

Lee Again that what you think, 

 DDS We are all heard that the FBI is looking for ultimate storms team as they are wanted for destroying a hole town in  Oklahoma with gas from their   

[DDSBYDAY]

   Team " Ultimate Storm" is about to bring the Thunder.  We will be saving the lightning for later.  When we hit you with the high winds this contest is over.

[Bobby Bass]

Well then we have nothing to worry about, a little noise ain't going to hurt anybody  unless it is a BOOMMMM from dynamite! 

[The General]

Well then we have nothing to worry about, a little noise ain't going to hurt anybody  unless it is a BOOMMMM from dynamite! 

That team name was already taken find your own.

[corny13]

   Team " Ultimate Storm" is about to bring the Thunder.  We will be saving the lightning for later.  When we hit you with the high winds this contest is over.

I always seem to have my best fishing right before a big storm starts to Blow!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

Well then we have nothing to worry about, a little noise ain't going to hurt anybody  unless it is a BOOMMMM from dynamite! 

 

    That is exactly what we want you to think.     Did I forget to mention the sprinkles? Downpours are available if needed.