Time for a Fawkinnae contest.

[Fawkinnae]

O.K. sports fans. It's time for a Fawkinnae contest.

The prizes are:
Fawkinnae stocking cap
Fawkinnae walleye t-shirt, and
Fawkinnae "adult beverage team" long-sleeved t-shirt.

I'll post a picture of each item so that you have an idea what your getting yourself into.

In order to qualify for a prize you have to correctly answer 3 simple questions, and then be either the 1st, 20th, or 50th person with all 3 questions answered correctly. Send me (e-mail me - from the website) the answers to the three questions.

The web address is:
http://www.fawkinnae.com/

The three questions you will have to correctly answer are:
1. How many shots did it take for the pastor to kill his deer?

2. What should Mark have been doing instead of catching late season walleyes?

3. What did the Fatboy say while standing at his fishwall?

The first person who e-mails me with the right answers will get the stocking cap. The 20th person who e-mails me with all the right answers will get the walleye t-shirt. And the 50th person who e-mails me with the right answers will get the adult beverage team t-shirt.  One e-mail per person.

And by the way I'm always looking for great photos to put on the website. Good luck.

[Fawkinnae]

Walleye and adult beverage team.

[Spinach]

I really Like the Adult beverage team shirts Doug.

I won't be entering this contest, I'll leave the prizes for the members.

I will take an XL t-shirt (Adult Beverage) in a grey or dark Grey though. when I see you next week, we can settle up.

[Fawkinnae]

Thanks Pat. I think you're really just afraid of the competition - and who wouldn't be.

[JohnWester]

The three questions you will have to correctly answer are:
1. How many shots did it take for the pastor to kill his deer?

2. What should Mark have been doing instead of catching late season walleyes?

3. What did the Fatboy say while standing at his fishwall?

 I havn't got a fricken clue. ???

[eelpout]

I know number 1!!  That's 1 shot.  The other didn't kill the deer, they just wounded it! 

#2, nothing, he should have been fishing walleyes

#3, What does everyone saw while standing at their Fishwall?  "Fawkinnae, what in the hell is a fishwall?"

[Fawkinnae]

Ding Ding Ding!!!
We have a winner for the stocking cap.

Jean Sorenson drilled it out of the park.
Congratulations Jean.

Jean did advise me that she is a member of MENSA I'm sure that explains her fine performance.

[Mayfly]

I have the answers! Will you please let me know when you get your 49th e-mail.

Thanks

[Fawkinnae]

Answers to some of your questions.

Manfly - No.

Eelpout - Thoughtful and intuitive answers but wrong.

Bigfishguy - and all - HINT
"Member Photos"

[eelpout]

The rules said Email it, so those were just preliminary guesses. 

[Spinach]

Thanks Pat. I think you're really just afraid of the competition - and who wouldn't be.

Probably wouldn't look too good if I won a prize on my own website either. lol

[supercruiser]

Can I order a t-shirt?

[Fawkinnae]

Heck yes Supercruiser. You can order off the website or send me a pm and tell me what you want.

And by the way I need to adjust these numbers.

Instead of the 20th person getting the t-shirt we will make it the 10th person with the right answers. And instead of the 50th let's make it the 20th person. That will simplify my bookkeeping considerably.

[GRIZ]

Doug let me know when #19 has e-mailed you. You said the 10th person with the right answers and the twentieth person. You never mentioned anything about the 20th having correct answers.

Instead of the 20th person getting the t-shirt we will make it the 10th person with the right answers. And instead of the 50th let's make it the 20th person. That will simplify my bookkeeping considerably.

[Fawkinnae]

Leave it to a wiley trapper to find the soft underbelly of a amateur contest hatcher.

Well I thought I was implying that the 20th person with the correct answers would win the handsome "adult beverage team" shirt. I'm going to suggest that we let a third party determine what is fair.

I'm asking that Spinach and Mayfly with there crack team of advisors lead us out of this quagmire and make a determination.

Takes for bringing this to my attention Griz.

[Spinach]

I rule..... That the 20th person with the correct answers wins the t-shirt.

[GRIZ]

Doug my little fledgling. Ya gots ta get up pretty early to steal the fish away from a cunning eagle.

[Fawkinnae]

Spinach thanks for your leadership.
Griz - I walked into a coniber and came out alive - maybe it's the yoga.

[Fawkinnae]

Two extraordinary prizes are yet to be given away.

[Fawkinnae]

This site is chock full of contests right now.

[GRIZ]

Doug apparently you havn't found one of my new conibears. Yet.

[Fawkinnae]

Spinach thanks for your leadership.
Griz - I walked into a coniber and came out alive - maybe it's the yoga.

So nothing walks into your conibear and comes out alive?

[GRIZ]

Not the new kind I got.

[Fawkinnae]

Cool. Do you have a pictures? How is it different?

[GRIZ]

Doug heres a pic. The older one when shut still have a gap about an 1 1/4 to 1 1/2. The new ones have a bend in them to close tight.

[Fawkinnae]

Geez you could trap leeches with that thing.
Thanks Griz - very educational.

By the way the contest is still going and everyone who enters has received a bumpersticker (except Bruce who still hasn't send me his address).

[Fawkinnae]

Correction - that is everyone who has entered the correct answers has received a bumpersticker.

Geez you could trap leeches with that thing.
Thanks Griz - very educational.

By the way the contest is still going and everyone who enters has received a bumpersticker (except Bruce who still hasn't send me his address).

[holdemtwice]

Maybe another contest ????  sounded fun and i missed it !! ::50cal::

[Fawkinnae]

Hmmm. I like your thinking Hold 'em down twice.

I do have a new story on the website - chock full of tricky (simple) questions.

And I do have a new shirt I'm about to unvail... I see a new contest on the horizon.

 ::cheers::

[holdemtwice]

Fan  fawkin tastic.   i cant wait   ::cheers::