2014 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown-enter at your own risk:)

[greatoutdoors]

Borgie and I will be coming to Ely soon. All we will bring is 2 suitcases full of money and 2 fishing rods and the rest will be history. "So let it be written. So let it be done." Being a local icon and all, the crowds will be flocking the streets as they   to pay homage to the flatlanders.

So you're bringing two suitcases full of money to purchase another Walleye from me, as you normally have done in years past???
Excellent, then I'll be able to afford a case of tissue to give to Bore to wipe his tears away, after I thump him in the side bet!

[Boar]

better send me that case right now cause im in tears from laughing so hard at your feeble excuses of thinking your gonna walk away with bet.

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey G.O.!

I just got a pm from Baor. He's basically begging me to take him up to Basswood so he can have a shot at topping your 29" walleye. I told the boy that I would consider it. Then I realized that as much as I'd like to see him crush you on the challenge I need to consider myself first. I may actually have to fish an extra 1/2 hr. on my first day there to top your Eye. Then of course I've got to consider Borgie as my most serious competition. At that point I'd have to go out and fish another extra 1/2 hr. longer on another day.

[The General]

Big fish need 2 judges 

Guess this years crop of judges are

[corny13]

Wow I read Lee's Question of the Week.....Looks like someone is scared of the EVE of DESTRUCTION      

[Lee Borgersen]

Wow I read Lee's Question of the Week.....Looks like someone is scared of the EVE of DESTRUCTION      

Hey corn,

Do you really think I fear G.O's new upgrade 29.25 walleye that he caught this morning

I fear you being able to give me a challenge with those big eyes you catch in the winter. Now can you catch them when the weather gets hot and muggy.

Now go back to eating your corn. I just love the pattern you manage to leave on the cob

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[The General]

Wow I read Lee's Question of the Week.....Looks like someone is scared of the EVE of DESTRUCTION      

I read it as Larry, Moe, and Curly are running the operation and right now they are fighting over who is going to be Moe.   

[The General]

Lee you should have seen him before braces.

[corny13]

Hey corn,

Do you really think I fear G.O's new upgrade 29.25 walleye that he caught this morning

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Answer.....Yep!
 

No fighting in the EVE of DESTRUCTION  we have all posted Fish, you guys and gals might want to play our theme song again!! and then get out and try catchup!!  My teeth help me whistle The EVE of DESTRUCTION

 

[greatoutdoors]

Corny,
As I've said before, our theme song starts out with: 
"The Leester's world, it is expoding,
the Eve be catching, and they are gloatin'......."
Eve of Destruction rules, BABEE!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

   Borgie and daboy's doing a little pre- Ely beat-down practice in.

[The General]

Everyone knows the drums are the heart and soul of any band (just like Borgie is to our team)then come me and red on the electric guitars.  But those two  on the sax and keyboard could only be two members here.  I thought girls only played those instruments.   

[corny13]

Sorry Borgie but I think the song just tells your fate of Borgie and daboys....WIPE OUT

[Lee Borgersen]

The other teams in the competition have got The Bums Of Crustacean or is it The Eve Of Frustration right where we want them. How many times have we seen this situation before. Yep you guessed it ! The old tortoise and the hare story. They will soon burn out and be passed in short order.

[Boar]

Im just trying to figure out when I pm'd lee. weired. dont need to got to ely for a walleye, heading to lake hahainayouaface tomorrow to smack the tar outa yous guys. just gota figure out what challenge to post my fish in.

[DDSBYDAY]

Sorry Borgie but I think the song just tells your fate of Borgie and daboys....WIPE OUT

    Corny I understand your naivety due to your first time being paired with TGO.  Wipe out played by a professional bat sling-er  has an eerie and unforgettable sound when played on the bony brain protector frequently called a skull.  TGO talks big now but when the fully endorsed, honorary member of the Union Thugs takes it to your team member we will  to the music.  Of course we can not let Borgie's team win.  We can only allow her to inflict as much damage as she can without any help.  Her team mates will most likely be getting their nails done when she is inflicting the most damage.  TGO will go back under the porch and you and jkjkoda will run and hide like the General and Bobbybass did at the first beat down.  The Union Thugs will not interfere because we enjoy a good ol' Borgie beatdown as much or more than anyone else.  We will be victorious but allow Borgie to have her fun.  If you get a chance stop in at the Thug meeting at Leech.  The General even though he was given a parlay pass declined.  I can vouch for my fellow Thug brothers that you will be given a free pass to see how a GREAT TEAM operates.   There will be other teams there as well.  They are of no threat to us or anyone else so you can turn your back on them.  Just don't dip into the Cheeto's.  Those ankle biters can cause a little damage of their own if you are too complacent.   

[Lee Borgersen]

Boar has to wait his turn as he goes to The Great Ha-Ha-in-your-face for advice on how to win his side bet with greatoutdoors. Unfortunately Boar is the last one in  line and asks a dumb question.

[Boar]

lmao at least your getting the name of the lake right.

[DDSBYDAY]

   This Union Thug should be on the water this time tomorrow.

[Boar]

this union thug will be on the shore in 2 hrs.

[greatoutdoors]

Oky, so you two scuzzy sleaze buckets will be on or near the water!! 
What's the point, other than the potential pollution hazard if either of you two fell in??? 
Eve of Destruction rules, BABEE!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

One would think that greatoutdoors would take a minute out to thank me for finding a flaw in the judging of his walleye. When I contacted the judges to explain that G.O's walleye should be 29.25" instead of 29." I was trying to help a guy out! Of course nobody, especially G.O. even gave me a shout out for helping out.

That's the last time I'll try to help someone out in The Challenge.

[greatoutdoors]

I'd thank you Big Daddy, but I had already notified the judge that it went a bit over 29 1/4, but not enough to make 29 1/2!
I'm still thinking that Bass touched the 19 1/4 mark,    but expect it to be upgraded by one of the Super Fishermen on the Eve of Destruction at a later time!!!!!!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

I'd thank you Big Daddy, but I had already notified the judge that it went a bit over 29 1/4, but not enough to make 29 1/2!
I'm still thinking that Bass touched the 19 1/4 mark,    but expect it to be upgraded by one of the Super Fishermen on the Eve of Destruction at a later time!!!!!!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 

Boy! It works every time. I just wanted to see if I could draw you out to admit you went bellyaching to the judges. Did you use your whimpering tactics along with sniffling of the nose sounds. 

[greatoutdoors]

No bellyaching to the judge, the fish speaks for itself!!
It appears that you're getting pretty nervous over the Eve of Destruction's superior fishing skills, so nervous in fact that you tried to have one inch deducted from the walleye as a penalty because you thought it had acne!!!
Better chug a big glass of Pepto Bismal because I'm heading out to fish again, which should send you into a borderline nervous breakdown!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey G.O.,

Talk about Rattled nerves  I have multiple friends in Ely that were still laughing about the gypsy woman's husband having chased you all the way down Sheridan St. after she refused your advances. But, she sure managed to jip you out a nice chunk of your cash.

Imagine going to a fortune teller to see if you can beat The Grave Diggers. That story will be around for a long time.

Greatoutdoors runs for his life.

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[greatoutdoors]

The Eve of Destruction doesn't have to go to a fortune teller to know that they will stomp the  , whatever your team's called, the name escapes me!
Borgie told me that your so nervous every time we enter a fish, that  you poop your pants!!
By the time this year's Challenge is over, the septic tank driver in your area will have had to pump out your tank so many times that he'll be driving a Lamborghini!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

    Not to worry ladies.  While preparing the boat today for the initial launch I realized the hydraulics on the trim were froze out this winter.  It was a nice surprise but no big deal.  The local marina is so backed up they could not guarantee that if I brought it in today it would be ready for the Thug meeting June 7th.  They had the part in stock so the long weekend will not be a total loss.  The friggin dock is not in yet either.     A shaky late start but this thug is getting in the game sooner or later.   

[Boar]

 :happy1:no worries here brother.

[greatoutdoors]

They probably rusted after the time you forgot to put the plug in, and sunk the boat!!!