2014 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown-enter at your own risk:)

[Lee Borgersen]

After further review studying the greatoutdoors walleye he entered I couldn't understand how his 29.00 walleye was changed to a 29.25 walleye over night. Now I just figured out what happened

In the original decision it came out to be 29.00. After further review it was discovered that the judge overlooked the required quarter laying on the floor next to the fish. Thus it came out to 29 and a quarter.



Never underestimate the power of a Quarter

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[Boar]

 

[greatoutdoors]

I'm sure that no one has noticed but, the competition between The Grave Diggers and Borgie And Da Boys has been neck and neck since the start of the challenge. Neither team can seem to vault past the other. Hence we've had a nail biting battle for superiority over each other.

In a bold move Borgie And Da Boys recently submitted a huge 20" pike in hopes of jumping out of the pack to end this stalemate. Unfortunately for them they failed to read the rules. It seems that the monster pike didn't reach the minimum designated 24'' size to qualify in the challenge.

I think they should make an exception for Borgie and Da Boys,  allowing the 20 inch pike to be entered since it will the biggest catch of the year for them!!
Eve of Destruction Rules, BABEE!!!

[The General]

IT all started by feeling fresh with Summer's Eve........Better step lightly their TGO 


As for the Lazy Union I caught a video of them working hard again.

[glenn57]

they aint union!........they'd have stickers all over them hard hats and be all beat up and dirty from workin!!!!

[The General]

You must not have been there when the union members went on strike to get rid of their helmets with stickers.



They wanted to have the same helmets as real workers.  You must have also missed the "lets throw helmets on the ground day"  to get them scuffed up and dirty.  You must have been at the Union Thugs "Lets get a little blue swimming pool and get our lures wet day".  Which was also negotiated as a vacation day with time and a half pay.  Free Speedos were also included.  DDS wore his proudly to make sure no one would want to video tape the event for fear of going blind.

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey G.O.,

I like the way you've attached those anti fish flopping cords on your measuring box. Do you ever intend on using those on that gypsy woman/girl friend of yours if you can ever catch her.

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[greatoutdoors]

Lee, we northern Minnesota guys don't chase women, they chase us!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

   Dogs chase cars but doesn't mean a thing even if they manage to catch one.  I'm pretty sure the ladies chasing TGO will have flat noses as do the dogs that chase parked cars.     

   I do have to give TGO a  for giving this years challenge a good try for second place.  It seems to me he has taken 3 years of beat-downs and ridicule seriously.  His quest to take down Borgie the Bully and Boar would be the obvious motivation behind his relentless posting of slimers.  One thing to remember TGO-you take on one "Union Thug" or even an honorary "Union Thug" and you get to experience the beat-down of all time.  When this contest is over you will once again ask yourself why me?

    The answer is clear.   Someone sprinting  the first 5 miles of a marathon does not  win.  With 1 solid fish on the board you position looks good.  To the casual observer.  The "Union Thugs" are gearing up to turn you and your team into twinkies!   

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[greatoutdoors]

DDS,
To that, the Eve of Destruction says, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!! 
 
Watch our tail lights as the "Eve" pulls away, just like Boar is doing in our side bet!!

[Bobby Bass]

I would like to see DDS give up his day job and become the Public Relations manager for the Minnesota Twins for this season before moving up to the White House. If anyone can SPIN something it has to be DDS   

[Bobby Bass]

  Poor Borgie and Lee... this might be all over before they even take their vacation up in the northland, but there is still alwaysl Bingo for Borgie   

[corny13]

WOW the EVE of DESTRUCTION has already laid you all down in the holes the Gravediggers dug.....  Guess its time to concentrate on a Giant ROCKBASS!!!!

 

[greatoutdoors]

WOW the EVE of DESTRUCTION has already laid you all down in the holes the Gravediggers dug.....  Guess its time to concentrate on a Giant ROCKBASS!!!!

That's right on, Corny!!   
With a few minor upgrades, the Eve should lock up the 2014 Challenge in short order, you can mop up the Rock Bass Contest, and I'll pummel Boar in the side bet, fish off!! 
Looks like a great year for the Eve of Destruction!! 
Eve of Destruction rules!!! 

[glenn57]

  :rot tis a long season yet. The union thugs will rule.

[greatoutdoors]

Hmmm, keep in mind that DDS is on your team!!
With that being said, would you care to rescind that last statement??

[DDSBYDAY]

  You don't even get a sit down with our team until you get by Borgie.    If by some miracle that should happen come in heavy.   

[greatoutdoors]

Gotta go back to get "Mom" to do your fighting for you?? 
Man, you are absolutely shameless!!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, BABEE!!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

  The Union Thugs consider Borgie a MADE WOMAN.  She is a good earner and has our blessing to unleash as much damage and destruction on non Union teams as she wishes.  Once she sends the "Elves of Obstruction" back into hiding we will come in an mop up.  The General by the luck of the draw gets a pass this year.  Do us a favor TGO and take the Borgie beat-down like a red headed step child.  I'm sure your teammates will jump right in to help you out.   

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[greatoutdoors]

I've already destroyed Bore, one of the Union Thugs, in the three fish side bet, which you were too scared to enter. 
Then you tried to get a trout wager going, until I showed you the error of your ways with a 28+ Laker. 
Corny13 is going to destroy you in the Rock Bass competition, so it looks like two of the three UT boys have been crushed by the Eve of Destruction, and it ain't lookin too good for the Borgster!!! 
She is gonna be MAD at you and Lee for firing up the Eve with your idle threats!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, BABEE!!! 

[Boar]

Guesse i dont understand why you think its over go, i mean really.ni aint done by any means whole lotnof fishig goi g on and the best timeis coming. You thiking thwt you got this all wraped up will be yur down fall buddy. Yuve put up some impressivennumbers quick. Thats cool. But its far from over. Dig in and hold on for the ride. Yiu aint seen boar yet, but hes coming and to take me lightly is a mistake.hang on budy 

[DDSBYDAY]

I've already destroyed Bore, one of the Union Thugs, in the three fish side bet, which you were too scared to enter. 
Then you tried to get a trout wager going, until I showed you the error of your ways with a 28+ Laker. 
Corny13 is going to destroy you in the Rock Bass competition, so it looks like two of the three UT boys have been crushed by the Eve of Destruction, and it ain't lookin too good for the Borgster!!! 
She is gonna be MAD at you and Lee for firing up the Eve with your idle threats!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, BABEE!!! 

   The  28+ Laker would probably been a winner for you. We will never know.   I got you to not take the challenge though.  Leaving me  more time to fish for the proper challenge fish.   Once again the Union Thugs played you like a violin    

   I think it's looking especially good for the Borgie.  Putting the beat-down on Lee while quite satisfying gets old after a while.    The Borgie may need a bigger bat this year.  She may even have to spend 15 or 20 minutes more fishing than last year.   What the heck.  Fish for an hour total all summer and take second behind the Union Thugs while playing a 10 minute drum solo on the well seasoned persimmon apex of TGO.  If anybody should be fired up it will be the Borgie.   Somehow I think Lee will be brain scrambled too in this 2014 Borgie-beatdown.   

   After all the Grave Diggers dig holes so they can finish lower than one would think possible.   

     

[greatoutdoors]

I've already destroyed Bore, one of the Union Thugs, in the three fish side bet, which you were too scared to enter. 
Then you tried to get a trout wager going, until I showed you the error of your ways with a 28+ Laker. 
Corny13 is going to destroy you in the Rock Bass competition, so it looks like two of the three UT boys have been crushed by the Eve of Destruction, and it ain't lookin too good for the Borgster!!! 
She is gonna be MAD at you and Lee for firing up the Eve with your idle threats!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, BABEE!!! 

   The  28+ Laker would probably been a winner for you. We will never know.   I got you to not take the challenge though.  Leaving me  more time to fish for the proper challenge fish.   Once again the Union Thugs played you like a violin    

You chickened out of the Boar/TGO side bet because it gave you more time to fish??? 
It would have been very nice for you to have entered, so your Union Thug team mate could have beat someone, instead of getting obliterated by the Eve of Destruction!! 
AND, KEEP IN MIND that Bore is getting clobbered by our leftover fish, that can't cut it in the 2014 Challenge!!
I can see the headlines now: "Union Thugs get pounded by Eve of Destruction scraps!" 
You two should wear bags over your heads to hide your shame!!

[DDSBYDAY]

Let's go Boar!!

[greatoutdoors]

Let's go Boar!!

Let's go Boar??  I can't believe you want him to side with you after encouraging him to get into a side bet that he had no chance of winning!!! 
You tossed the youngster, and your team mate, under the bus, and now it's "Let's go Boar?" 
He should never talk to you again, for what you did to him! 
Shame, shame on you, DDS.   

[Boar]

Yeah were going GO, going to kick your a$$ in the challenge. 

[greatoutdoors]

Oh Gee,
Yeah, sorry that you're getting your butt kicked in the side bet and the Challenge!!
The Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 

[Boar]

Oh gee sorry you dont know the difference between getting and gonna get, I elaborate with you, getting ones ass kicked is the realization that its happing at this very moment, and gona get ones ass kicked is the fact that your not gona see it coming, then BOOM! there drops the dingleberry. you two wil be very happy together

[greatoutdoors]

You gotta lay of the booze before you hit the keyboard, or you'll make foolish statements that have zero chance of happening (like you just did)!! 
Of course, you may  have been kidding, but I'm starting to believe that you're actually delusional.   
The Eve of Destruction rules, BABEE!!! 

[Boar]

Delusional to the fact that yu can even catch fish bigger than ur minnow net.