2014 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown-enter at your own risk:)

[DDSBYDAY]

   Granted the situation has slightly spiraled out of control.  The Union Thugs have been patient as a statue waiting for the Borgie Beatdown of 2014.  We had a union meeting and came to the conclusion that the beat down may not happen.  Our honorary thug Sister won last year.  Getting the General in the draw was a bad sign.  While we hope the Thug sister has another year of TGO clubbing, we know that it is time to go in. With luck that bad it was over at the draw.   The Thugs are going in!!   

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[Boar]

yup its time for thugapalooza! union style! things arnt outa control D, ther going just the way were want em' Moahahahahah.....Moahahahahaha, Moahahahahahaahahah........

[Lee Borgersen]

Looks as if greatoutdoors new girl friend is predicting some changes on the leader board. By the way, how is that new romance holding up for you and the gypsy gal?

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[Bobby Bass]

Union Thugs are in trouble, time is just about running out for them. They are waiting for Lee and Borgie to post their fish and then as they tell it they will make their move to the top... Trouble is we all know that it takes Lee and Borgie some time to post their fish. First they have to get back home, which I see they have. Then Lee has to unpack the Lund and transfer equipment back inside the garage and into the guide Lund. I am sure he is already taking calls to confirm bookings. Bogie needs to clean and pack away all the camping gear and of course talk to all the relatives about their trip. A few trips to the local bingo hall to catch up and then maybe then they will find the cameras and bring them over to Walgreens to get their film processed. Of course Lee will have to make sure it is the camera with the fishing pictures on it not the cameras with the ladies from Ely. So by the time this is all done another several weeks will have passed and DDS will be running out of excuses and Boar will be done fishing and setting his sights on hunting.. 

[greatoutdoors]

Not to mention the fact that Lee will be making some desperate calls to the taxidermy shops, just to see if they have any thawed fish he can photograph and enter in the 2014 Challenge!!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 

[Boar]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA..... JUST A COTTON PICKING FREEKING MINUET HERE... LET ME TRY AND UNDERSTAND WHAT IM READING HERE BOB!!!..........theres ladies in Ely?

[greatoutdoors]

You should know, you and the ladies did each other's nails when you lived here!!

[Boar]

Oh yeah doing nails with everyones daughters up ther. If thats what they called back then.

[Lee Borgersen]

I almost forgot to mention that G.O. stopped off at the resort where we were staying. He couldn't stand the tension of not knowing how well Borgie and I were doing. Of course he never walked up to the cabin to say hello though. So, we never even knew he was even there. He and his girl friend dropped off some bogus brochures at the resort while all the time he was just trying to milk the owner for some reports on our fishing success.

Last year he actually called the resort owner to ask how the Borgersens' were doing with the fishing. What a jive turkey! He wouldn't even come up to the cabin to say hey.

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[DDSBYDAY]

  There must have been some kids or chickens around.  He is ordered to stay 500 ft away from kids and small livestock.

[greatoutdoors]

At least my photo isn't on every lamp posts near playgrounds and schoolyards, like DDS's is!!

[Boar]

But you phone number is in every bar bathroom in the arrow head region, Will buy your fish because i cant. Jim maki 1-218-365-4744

[greatoutdoors]

A bitter lad, from a bitter team! 
Eve of Destruction kicking the Onion Bugs butt, and GO kicking Boar butt in the side bet. 
How much defeat can a youngster take? 
Well, you're gonna take a lot more, loser!!!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 
Got that, Bore???? 

[DDSBYDAY]

  I'll be going through Ely soon.  My plan is to steal Houle's car and visit a few of the ladies.  I hope he is leasing something nice this time.  Then it's off to Stokes bay to close this contest out.  Boar is a lad.  He is a made man on the Union Thug team.   He's on his own on the side bet.  Even with the twisted rules you put up he still has a chance.  Prepare to  to the  Union Thugs!!  It's the team challenge that we want.  Judges get ready.  Big fish are coming!!   TGO is still trying to figure out why he didn't get the Santa job at the grade school even though he was the only applicant and back then only the barn yard animals were included in the restraining order.   

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[greatoutdoors]

Glad you warned us that you'll be in the area soon, so the farmers can lock up their sheep (aka-your dates)!!!
As far as the twisted rules for the TGO/Boar side bet: That's the only thing keeping "Boar the Snore"  from even more humiliation than he's already suffering from his butt kicking!!
With your fishing ability (or lack of) heading for Stokes Bay, you may hold on to 5th place a bit longer, but I realistically see your team screaming into 7th place by the end of the Challenge. 

[Boar]

I can take any thing you can dish out, Outhouse. told you from the beginning  it aint over till the fat lady your bangin tells you yur outa flour.

[greatoutdoors]

Better take out those ear plugs, 'cause she's singing!! 
You're "dead meat" as far as the side bet goes! 
I'm kicking your butt!  NOT SORRY!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

I just got a PM from DDS today.

 

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DDS:
"Lee I don't even know if I'll even be fishing any more this season. It seems that I can't even get my motor started. What should I do. Please advise"

Lee:
Try plugging it in first


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[greatoutdoors]

Lee, that'd be the only thing DDS got to "plug in" this year, if you get my drift!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

  This Union thug is gearing up to take care of business.  That will be putting a cork or plug in the hemorrhaging mouth of the only surviving Borgie beatdown minion born and raised in Ely.  I am fabricating some specially designed for Rainy lake, jigs, spinner baits, and  and spinners.  I plan on fishing for pike and bass for about 5 minutes each day until we drop the Eve's into 2nd or third place.  I don't think the game winner walleye will come next week but you never know.  This warning is for all members of the Eve of Destruction.  Strap your  shoots on because you are about to go into free fall.  The Borgersen's have rolled their dice.  All or none.  The Thugs are just getting started.  Sleep well!!

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[greatoutdoors]

Ooooh, the threat of the Onion Smugs  making their move to push the Eve out of first place is really making us tremble!!!!   
Within the next few weeks you will move to your final destination, which is last place!! 
Helloooooo, how's the weather down at the bottom DDS????? 

[Boar]

  :rotflmao:Snif snif.... ya smell that D? Thats summers eve and their ripe fullof BS.and need a good cleansing.

[Lee Borgersen]

The Grave Diggers will be dancing in the streets as they begin their surge of shock and awe.

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[greatoutdoors]

Ooooooooh, the Union Thugs and Grave Diggers are threatening to make their long awaited move, that they believe will cause the Eve of Destruction to have many sleepless nights...as....they....lie...........awake.........looking.........for.....
fish..........photos......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 
Wake us up when your 5th and 6th place teams approach 2nd place, which is most likely never!! 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

  The Union Thugs are coming for what little is left of you.  Borgie had her fun now it's our turn.  You will know when we are in town.  Just look for the smoke.   

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[Lee Borgersen]

What's up on the leader board.

No fish entered = No team name or members names posted?

[DDSBYDAY]

What's up on the leader board.

No fish entered = No team name or members names posted?

 

   Yep.  When the team posts a fish the team name and all members will be listed.  Except this week.  There will be no changes to the leader board this week.  You can post fish to be scored but there will be no changes to the leader board until a week from Monday.  Post fish if you have them.   Everyone will have to use basic math or an android app to figure out where they stand.

   Big changes are coming though.  While the keepers of the board love to cut and paste for 15 minutes after 1 new fish is posted they are not Government officials and would like to do it efficiently.   

   

[Lee Borgersen]

What's up on the leader board.

No fish entered = No team name or members names posted?

 

   Yep.  When the team posts a fish the team name and all members will be listed.  Except this week.  There will be no changes to the leader board this week.  You can post fish to be scored but there will be no changes to the leader board until a week from Monday.  Post fish if you have them.   Everyone will have to use basic math or an android app to figure out where they stand.

   Big changes are coming though.  While the keepers of the board love to cut and paste for 15 minutes after 1 new fish is posted they are not Government officials and would like to do it efficiently.   

 

So, now some of the leader board individual teams are being discriminated against just as our government's IRS is doing by targeting selected individual groups.

Just wait till the Tea Party gets their hands on this latest scandal. Keep an eye on Fox News this next week. I'm sure that this will become a Breaking News ...... Fox News Alert!

[DDSBYDAY]

  Keep in mind that all non "Union Thug" accounts can be deleted at will.     Rest assured everyone is safe until we get this issue solved.  We lost the directions about deleting everyone else's account but ours  when we fried the hard drive to cover our tracks. 

[The General]

The Union Butt Plugs will be pushing up daisies very soon.  Actually I might just leave them lay on top the ground....... Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.