2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[Lee Borgersen]

by the looks of his face, hes taking a dump, eiyher that or Taco outdoors is whinning again.

                                     




                    "To be the man you've got to beat the man"

Greatoutdoors has been working out during the off season so you best tread lightly Boar!

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[Lee Borgersen]

After failing to find fish year after year Glenn57 has decided enough is enough. He's taken some new advise with the guidance of Boar. Boar explained to Glenn that his fish finder was to complicated for um. Therefore, Boar gave his old fish finder to Glenn for more ease of understanding/operating.

As you can see Glenn has been going out on his lunch hour every day to work on his skills with his new fish finder. The problem being that Glenn only has a brief 3 hrs. for lunch. He hasn't been able to find any fish as of yet. But, having a friend like Boar to guide him through the process it will just be a matter of time.

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[Boar]

no no no, thats you lee, trying to see the fish Taco is holding up a few feet away.

[greatoutdoors]

After failing to find fish year after year Glenn57 has decided enough is enough. He's taken some new advise with the guidance of Boar. Boar explained to Glenn that his fish finder was to complicated for um. Therefore, Boar gave his old fish finder to Glenn for more ease of understanding/operating.

As you can see Glenn has been going out on his lunch hour every day to work on his skills with his new fish finder. The problem being that Glenn only has a brief 3 hrs. for lunch. He hasn't been able to find any fish as of yet. But, having a friend like Boar to guide him through the process it will just be a matter of time.

Lee,
Are you sure that isn't Boar looking for the truck keys he lost through the ice during the winter?? 

[Boar]

 

[kenhuntin]

The anticipation of the onset of the next great challenge is welling up inside my soul. This challenge has been a driving force to pull the rope on the boat motor instead of a nap which is getting to be a harder decision as the years pass by. I wholeheartedly wish for the entire field a safe and happy 2015 season.
And I wish to thank the boys who are judging and giving their time to make this event possible. No matter how they classify every entry someone invariably will be upset with the decision. Hats off to them. It seems the time they put in does not get the recognition they deserve.  There are some pretty formidible combatants signed up and I feel fortunate to be able to share the waters with them. Good luck

[glenn57]

Lee.........Lee....Lee, I am a union rep, not employed by the government!!!!!

[Boar]

union rep??Ohhhhhh ok, I always thought u were a onion dip, not an union rep.

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee.........Lee....Lee, I am a union rep, not employed by the government!!!!!

Never said you worked for da gov

 By the way,

 Q. when you call into work sick what do they say in the office? ..................................................

A. A union rep-off 

[glenn57]

union rep??Ohhhhhh ok, I always thought u were a onion dip, not an union rep.

BOAR.............. ah never mind!!!!!

[glenn57]

Lee.........Lee....Lee, I am a union rep, not employed by the government!!!!!

Never said you worked for da gov

 By the way,

 Q. when you call into work sick what do they say in the office? ..................................................

A. A union rep-off 

you implied that with a 3 hour lunch break!!!! ya wanna tell me what a sick day is??? not sure what those are. hell I dont even get vacation days.



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[stevenjames]

Does anybody know if wildlifeminnesota is still selling fish measuring boards? I hear that they're top notch

[stevenjames]

To soon? :)

[Lee Borgersen]

Does anybody know if wildlifeminnesota is still selling fish measuring boards? I hear that they're top notch

Right now he's working on a new 2016 model for the federal government. It's called the Stealth version. It's said to be totally undetectable. The actual fish size can be enhanced by over 50%. It's going to be based upon lies and diversion. Some say he got the idea from our federal administration. It's also rumored to be named the Obama Rule.

Note:
  Some say he stole the idea from Penn and Teller but, that can't be verified at this time.

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[DDSBYDAY]

15  Days left to get you name in the contest.  At this point we would need three more to sign up to get to 8 teams.  There are exactly 20 days until we draw teams.  Get you bumper sticker order in quick if you want to be part of the summer shoot out.   

[The General]

I liked wildlife and wish he was still around. 

[Lee Borgersen]

I liked wildlife and wish he was still around.

I liked him to.

[The General]

Oops sorry,  I like wildlife and wish he was still around.  I think I'll call him personally and ask him to come back for next years challenge.  He was a good guy.

[Boar]

yeah what happen to him met him at eelpout as he has a both. Nice guy.

[DDSBYDAY]

  I find it interesting that the General wants to invite more people to a party he doesn't go to himself.   

[greatoutdoors]

Yeah, I LIKED wildlifeminnesota too!!
A very interesting fellow, once you REALLY got to know him!!

[The General]

  I find it interesting that the General wants to invite more people to a party he doesn't go to himself.   

You should have noticed I said next year.  I can't blame a guy for not wanting to attended a party thrown by Rosanne Barr and Hilary clinton when in a year he's going to be able to attended one thrown by Blake Shelton and The Rock.

[DDSBYDAY]

  I find it interesting that the General wants to invite more people to a party he doesn't go to himself.   

You should have noticed I said next year.  I can't blame a guy for not wanting to attended a party thrown by Rosanne Barr and Hilary clinton when in a year he's going to be able to attended one thrown by Blake Shelton and The Rock.

    Hey that's great but a long way off.  Maybe Blake and the Rock might want a warm up party this winter to work the bugs out and test out their format.   

[The General]

No testing needed.

[Boar]

sorry to bust ur bubble G-spot, but The Rock is a fictatious charactor made up by dawayne johnson. I repeat, DUHwanyne johnson. so if ya can smell your own cooking, your reference as the rock is nuthing more than a mud clump.

[The General]

Really?  the rock is D Johnson you don't say. 

I guess it's true.  Old people however senile and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.

[Boar]

hey glenn cant defend himself very well. shame on you.

[corny13]

You should have noticed I said next year.  I can't blame a guy for not wanting to

  Get his kicked by Wildlifeminnesota again, esp when so many will have already kicked his    and the real REASON of being afraid to sign up....  We hear ya' Henny Penny!!

[DDSBYDAY]

   Hey I told you guys a long time ago Mrs. General said no.  She did not realize how embarrassing it must be for her door mat to have to dream up excuses and dreams about yesteryear. 

[The General]

Oh no Elizabeth corn dog  warren to the rescue.  Now we just need Rosanne and I can smack them all around at once.  Gotta love old Hillary "DDS " Clinton.  Mr. Excuses himself.  I was going to catch the lunker under the dock but snagged the canopy over that boat and ripped the  out of it.  What difference does it make?