2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[greatoutdoors]

  Almost everyone that posts in this thread has donated ........... When I take Greatoutdoors down this year I will collect my dollar!..........   

So let me get this straight, you will go down on me and collect a dollar???? 
Hmmm, think I'm gonna donate that prize to Boar!! 

[corny13]

Got Friday off.... going out to practice for this year's Challenge....You will realize soon why EVE OF DESTRUCTION rules.... JImbo is hoping to be on my Team again     He knows that it takes a team with someone that catches even bigger fish than him to back him up!!!     This year my team will see ALL the big ones! 

[Lee Borgersen]

The only reason I might be walking funny is from a hernia I get from carrying the big fish I'm gonna kick your butt with in this years Challenge!

 

Sure! You've just been caught in another lie. Where would you be carrying big fish from might I ask. There is no fish market in Ely.

[Lee Borgersen]

This year my team will see ALL the big ones! 

So, am I to understand that your having constipation problems again. Please don't post any photos of your big ones.



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[The General]

    In a very short period of time this thread will be limited to the former.   

Love it!  I knew Hillary was the perfect name for you this year.  The old Clintons up to their usual tricks.  My computer will be sitting on my desk for you to come and steal.  Plus I do use other devices, not going to lie, make sure you get all of them.  They wont magically disappear.

[greatoutdoors]

The only reason I might be walking funny is from a hernia I get from carrying the big fish I'm gonna kick your butt with in this years Challenge!

Sure! You've just been caught in another lie. Where would you be carrying big fish from might I ask. There is no fish market in Ely.

Lee my man,
You're obviously still stinging from the butt kicking you got in last year's Challenge (which was won by The Eve of Destruction, in case you forgot) but you know the big fish are carried from the landing net to the measuring board! 
Well, you wouldn't know that from personal experience, but believe me, it's true!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Got Friday off.... going out to practice for this year's Challenge....You will realize soon why EVE OF DESTRUCTION rules.... JImbo is hoping to be on my Team again     He knows that it takes a team with someone that catches even bigger fish than him to back him up!!!     This year my team will see ALL the big ones! 

The only big ones you'll be seeing is when I post my fish and that big brown lump in the back of your shorts from the shock!

[greatoutdoors]

Lee, since you've been on this site for a longer time than I, you're my go to guy for some  information! 
I've heard through the grapevine that I have been called a DFL 1%er, which I take great umberage to since being called a Democrat in this age is really low. 
I cannot figure out why the General would make such a vicious charge, considering his ancestoral history! 
A very reliable, top secret source, speaking on condition of annonymity revealed something that not many people know, the General is the illegitiment son of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi according to DDS (not his real name) 
So, I ask you Lee, could this be true????   
 

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee, since you've been on this site for a longer time than I, you're my go to guy for some  information! 
I've heard through the grapevine that I have been called a DFL 1%er, which I take great umberage to since being called a Democrat in this age is really low. 
I cannot figure out why the General would make such a vicious charge, considering his ancestoral history! 
A very reliable, top secret source, speaking on condition of annonymity revealed something that not many people know, the General is the illegitiment son of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi according to DDS (not his real name) 
So, I ask you Lee, could this be true????   
 

If my memory serves me correctly the general was an independent back a ways. However given the state of the union over recent years I would venture that he's begun to lean to the right in some respect. Obviously that would just be an assumption on my part. He would be best qualified to answer that though.

That of course would be if he's in a civil mood. Being stuck on Gilligan's Island with The Skipper and no one else could bring out a lot of dissention after a while.

I've tried in earnest to extend an olive branch to the boys on the island yesterday but, no reply as of yet.

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[The General]

Lee, I'm always in a civil mood.  That's just the DFL fishermen here that that would think anything different. 

TGO you do crack me up.  I knew the silent treatment would only last so long when I'm smacking the yellow off your teeth.     It's ok even if you only address me through your legal guardian.   

[greatoutdoors]

I hate to say this General (not really) but the only way you can even come close to smacking me is in talk, but I'm not worrying if that was the best you got!! 
I'll be smacking you and HD every way possible when it comes to posting pictures of big fish, as was proven last year. 
I heard another rumor that the picture you tried to take of the phantom Pike actually did turn out, except it was a picture of your nose, so best learn which way to point the camera!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Better take it easy on The General. I think he's getting whiplash from jumping from one thread to another and back again. It's not easy when you have no support from one side to the other. He's already developed a bad case of whiplash that's not covered under the MNO staff compensation benefits program.

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[The General]

Homer Outdoors did your legal guardian sign a release for you to speak directly to me now.  Sweet!  I'm guessing he had it notarized by none other than Eric Holder himself.

 It is true and I have no one to blame but myself and will never argue about letting Borgie down.  However since you continue to talk about it I'm guessing deep down you know who the true fisherman was last year.  It was like racing a lambo against a bug in the quarter mile.  Except by some slim chance I had engine trouble and you, the little bug, won.  I think I'm living rent free in your head.   

[The General]

Lee, it's no problem.  I'm used to carrying the weight around the fishing challenge.  You load 16 tons and what do you get?  If the right one doesn't get you then the left one will 

[dew2]

Lee,   You load 16 tons and what do you get?   

Is this the thread where you hammer on eachother? I know that song! Its for Lee and goes kinda like this.I'll limit the verses just to get the point across>>It starts.........16 tons an whatta get? another day older an deeper in debt, I owe my dough to the grocery sto>>>Sooome people say a woman is pertty an sweet.Same tune as what the general put up but the real verses an fer Lee.Next verse>>But my woman is made outta mussel an meat, Ya gettin it?? Mussel an meat skin an fat..Like a tubeless tire she'll never go flat.I was born one mornin it was cloudy an dark,fishin was poor an really stark, raised in Illinois on bullhead stew,tried minnesota but nothin would do. better stop mind fart??

[greatoutdoors]

Homer Outdoors did your legal guardian sign a release for you to speak directly............?
 It is true and I have no one to blame but myself............  However since you continue to talk about it I'm guessing deep down you know who the true fisherman was last year. 
I think I'm living rent free in your head.   

Well General, the true fishermen last year were the powerhouse trio, known at The Eve of Destruction!! 
This can be verified by looking at the 2014 leader board, the same board that has your team somewhere near the bottom in the same Challenge! 
The phantom pike that existed only in your mind would explain taking a picture of you head, hoping it would catch a glimpse of your imagination, and photograph it!! 
Finally, I got you to reply in the smack down thread, instead of the two man, "Challenge the Challenge" clubhouse where you and HD live, sipping Shirley Temples while watching re-runs of Pee Wee Herman-so who's living in who's mind, Big Daddy? 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

    "Finally, I got you to reply in the smack down thread, instead of the two man, "Challenge the Challenge" clubhouse where you and HD live, sipping Shirley Temples while watching re-runs of Pee Wee Herman-so who's living in who's mind, Big Daddy?"   
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

    Don't kid yourself GO.  There is only room for one sheriff living in the General's  mind and it ain't you.     

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[Boar]

Holey smokes TGO grew his hair.

[dakids]

Homer Outdoors did your legal guardian sign a release for you to speak directly............?
 It is true and I have no one to blame but myself............  However since you continue to talk about it I'm guessing deep down you know who the true fisherman was last year. 
I think I'm living rent free in your head.   

Well General, the true fishermen last year were the powerhouse trio, known at The Eve of Destruction!! 
This can be verified by looking at the 2014 leader board, the same board that has your team somewhere near the bottom in the same Challenge! 
The phantom pike that existed only in your mind would explain taking a picture of you head, hoping it would catch a glimpse of your imagination, and photograph it!! 
Finally, I got you to reply in the smack down thread, instead of the two man, "Challenge the Challenge" clubhouse where you and HD live, sipping Shirley Temples while watching re-runs of Pee Wee Herman-so who's living in who's mind, Big Daddy? 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

Hey I'm on their team. It a 3 man team. What am I,  chicken little?

[DDSBYDAY]

dakids, I am afraid to say that you have now become an official challenge the challenge  LOAD WARRIOR!!   The good news  is there are no rules and no competition so you should be able to hang tough and at least squeak out a draw.       You will have better luck with your random draw team.  In the real challenge. 

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[dakids]

dakids, I am afraid to say that you have now become an official challenge the challenge  LOAD WARRIOR!!   The good news  is there are no rules and no competition so you should be able to hang tough and at least squeak out a draw.       You will have better luck with your random draw team.  In the real challenge. 

I've been on a few good teams and others not so much in the challenge. When you end up with a team mate that doesnt even try it takes all of my fun away. With my 2 partners in feathers, i do know they will at least be fishing which will make it more fun for me. I plan on winning both contests

Get 2 other people and come to the dark side. Double your fun if you dare or are you CHICKEN?  Bring it dentist.

[greatoutdoors]

dakids,
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the only chance you have of winning the 2015 Challenge is to bribe the person in charge of team selection, and end up on my team!! 
If your attempt fails, you will take two big hits to your fishing manhood, one with the Bergdahl Brothers, and the other in the REAL CHALLENGE! 
That's right, you heard it here, a double butt kicking!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

   Chicken?  Your team of three would not even take on greatoutdoors by himself.  I think someone from your team called it a sucker bet.  A guy with no boat took him on man to man last year and barely lost at the last minute.      Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been squawking that same sound bite for 2 years about non participation.  It's getting old and it's  . 

[greatoutdoors]

   Chicken?  Your team of three would not even take on greatoutdoors by himself.  I think someone from your team called it a sucker bet.  A guy with no boat took him on man to man last year and barely lost at the last minute.      Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been squawking that same sound bite for 2 years about non participation.  It's getting old and it's  .

Cmon DDS, 
Saying Boar barely lost in the last minute of the side bet, is like saying General Custer lost the Battle of Little Big Horn in, overtime!!
 

[dakids]

   Chicken?  Your team of three would not even take on greatoutdoors by himself.  I think someone from your team called it a sucker bet.  A guy with no boat took him on man to man last year and barely lost at the last minute.      Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been squawking that same sound bite for 2 years about non participation.  It's getting old and it's  .

Dds did u forget what happened in the winter challenge. I was on your team and OUR
 partner signed up a week before the contest and never loged on again.  Its not

[dakids]

Hey TGO what happened in 2013?  Borgies death squad kicked your a$$. 

[The General]

   Chicken?  Your team of three would not even take on greatoutdoors by himself.  I think someone from your team called it a sucker bet.  A guy with no boat took him on man to man last year and barely lost at the last minute.      Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been squawking that same sound bite for 2 years about non participation.  It's getting old and it's  .

Dds did u forget what happened in the winter challenge. I was on your team and OUR
 partner signed up a week before the contest and never loged on again.  Its not

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Homer Outdoors I'm glad your back on your meds because I've been posting here all along.  Come out from under the porch my friend.  Saying I haven't been posting here is like saying you and the rest of the DFL fisherman here don't get the jiggly leg every day you turn on Chris Mathews. 

Debbie Schultz hey?  Like I say you know you've got some good smack going when the competion starts to copy you.  Thank you for the compliment Hill Dog.

[The General]

   Chicken?  Your team of three would not even take on greatoutdoors by himself.  I think someone from your team called it a sucker bet.  A guy with no boat took him on man to man last year and barely lost at the last minute.      Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been squawking that same sound bite for 2 years about non participation.  It's getting old and it's  .

We thought we would save him the embarrassment is all.  I mean I guess even if he manages to pull out three fish at a total of 90 inches.  Going against 3 guys that are going to pull in at least 80 inches of fish each at a minimum.  That would be 240 total inches.  Homer Outdoors stands about as much chance of winning as Hill Dog does at getting someone to shave her back without having to pay for it.  Winner winner chicken dinner is all about participation.  Come on team DFL just bring it!

[DDSBYDAY]

   Chicken?  Your team of three would not even take on greatoutdoors by himself.  I think someone from your team called it a sucker bet.  A guy with no boat took him on man to man last year and barely lost at the last minute.      Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been squawking that same sound bite for 2 years about non participation.  It's getting old and it's  .

We thought we would save him the embarrassment is all.  I mean I guess even if he manages to pull out three fish at a total of 90 inches.  Going against 3 guys that are going to pull in at least 80 inches of fish each at a minimum.  That would be 240 total inches.  Homer Outdoors stands about as much chance of winning as Hill Dog does at getting someone to shave her back without having to pay for it.  Winner winner chicken dinner is all about participation.  Come on team DFL just bring it!

    Your rules have changed again?   Boy I'm sure sorry I can't make that party.    

[The General]

Maybe next year then   Never know, the duke, Eastwood, and Wyatt Earp could ride together.