2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[Boar]

OMG, thats funny, a bigger one, oh my ribs, tears.......cant t see, cant.......breath.....man thats good glenn, whew!!!

[corny13]

Glenn57 is a DFL'er He will catch a bigger one for his TEAM!!!!

No whining about shorefishin Boar!!  the Nortn I just posted was caught shore fishn this afternoon!!

[DDSBYDAY]

  Corny, Corny, Corny.  Your team is named DFL.  You are paired with a former Union Thug and a current union shake down artist.  Take some time to sit back and reflect.  It's a long contest.  No reason to bust your butt.  You are making everyone that entered the contest look bad.   I expect things will be tightening up quite a bit over the next couple of weeks.

   On a side note== HD send me a pm with a name to go along with the address and I will send a 5$ cash refund.  I will hand you a cash refund.  I will not send it to a return address with no name.   

[Lee Borgersen]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? 

A: To avoid the "real fishermen" in the 2015 Challenge!!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

 

Double Bump

[greatoutdoors]

   On a side note== HD send me a pm with a name to go along with the address and I will send a 5$ cash refund.  I will hand you a cash refund.  I will not send it to a return address with no name.   

Here's a better idea DDS
The Jeneral had a mythical fish last year with no photo! 
This year he has a mythical friend who allegedly sent a $5 entry fee, and they want a refund sent to a mythical address with no occupant named. 
I think a $5 refund check is the way to go, which will end all insinuations of  impropriety, and see if the phantom friend can even sign their mythical name to endorse it!!!   

[DDSBYDAY]

  I already offered that.  I got a letter from Peta challenging  the challenge stating that even mythical chickens have feelings and lack opposable thumbs to endorse a check.  The nefarious anonymous entry was meant to  try to mess up the fishing challenge sign up.  It didn't work out as intended.  Rather than an apology and a donation a demand for return of the 5$ has been sent.  As soon as we get a real name  to put on the envelope the 5 will be returned.   500 pennies in a priority box is considered cash isn't it.   I'm just kidding.  If it only takes a fiver to make a bad joke go away it's done.  We have an address but no name.  As soon as we get one a refund will be sent.  We also are willing to send it directly to the Jenneral or HD.  We just need a name and address. 

[Boar]

you did not pass GO, you did not collect five dollars. chicken poop for 100 please......everyone is hopeing this will end soon cause its nuthing but......

[Lee Borgersen]

 

      MNO POP QUIZ

Q.Why is it that no groups have signed up for the challenge the challenge competition

A...............You tell me please.

[Lee Borgersen]

Roseanne if you would just send Isla his money back you could forgo the Beatdown. I however honestly hope you don't. 

Make up your mind dude!






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[DDSBYDAY]

  I received the name I requested.  Lee if you still have the address pm it to me.   A free bumper sticker will be included.  Nuff said on this.   

[Lee Borgersen]

  I received the name I requested.  Lee if you still have the address pm it to me.   A free bumper sticker will be included.  Nuff said on this.   

I'll have to check to see if I still have it. If not I'm sure the boys from the darkside will have it
 (won't you boys) since they seem to have a handle on communicating with the fictitious Isla character.

[greatoutdoors]

  I already offered that.  I got a letter from Peta challenging  the challenge stating that even mythical chickens have feelings and lack opposable thumbs to endorse a check.  If it only takes a fiver to make a bad joke go away it's done.  We have an address but no name.  As soon as we get one a refund will be sent.  We also are willing to send it directly to the Jenneral or HD.  We just need a name and address. 

DDS, that's the good thing about not being a Liberal, we don't have to care what PETA or anyone else says! 
Force the issue with a check in a registered letter, and we can see if Isla resembles HD or the Jeneral on the bank photo taken the day it's cashed!! 
Again, no cash since you need to assure that the $5 gets back to it's rightful owner, if that is indeed the issue here! 

[DDSBYDAY]

  No there is a real person behind the entry.  Just an innocent pawn in a diabolical scheme.  I was going to send him a bumper sticker too but I am out of the sticker envelopes.  The 5 will have to do for now.

[corny13]

  Corny, Corny, Corny.  Your team is named DFL.   You are making everyone that entered the contest look bad. 

    I'm sorry!!! I will try to sit back and reflect this weekend with a nice Redtail on a lindy..and a Miller light in my other hand..

[Boar]

yup lots chiling an grill, beer'n and Brandy'n, litt bait soakin too i hope. have funn corney!

[DDSBYDAY]

  I expect we will be having some rockbass sightings soon. 

[glenn57]

  Corny, Corny, Corny.  Your team is named DFL.   You are making everyone that entered the contest look bad. 

    I'm sorry!!! I will try to sit back and reflect this weekend with a nice Redtail on a lindy..and a Miller light in my other hand..

yea corny might as well let them wanna bes get a little caught up!!!!!!!

[Boar]

hey glenn??

[glenn57]

hey glenn??

WHAT???

[Boar]

nuthin...

[Lee Borgersen]

nuthin...

Now this is what I call a slow day!

[DDSBYDAY]

     I put a hose in the boat and found that the nasty leak was in fact caused by transducer instillation.  Not the new screw holes but one of the old ones.       I was so worried I had a seam or some kind of hull damage with the amount of water I was taking in.   But Da-bassTards are floating again and ready to do damage!!   TGO has been spotted in Babes parking lot trying to hire a guide on the down low.  The Crushers are already feeling the heat.   

[greatoutdoors]

A very bleak day for you DDS, even bleaker than you looking in the mirror early in the morning, because my boat is now in the water! 
It won't be too long before the "Crusher Nation" will be pulling away with the 2015 Challenge Championship! 
However, with your never ending lack of fishing talent, I do expect your team to hold down a solid 7th place throughout the entire season! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

  Another MNO Smackdown Pop Quiz Time Question.

                      Guess who this famous MNO author is

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[Lee Borgersen]

A very bleak day for you DDS, even bleaker than you looking in the mirror early in the morning, because my boat is now in the water! 
It won't be too long before the "Crusher Nation" will be pulling away with the 2015 Challenge Championship! 
However, with your never ending lack of fishing talent, I do expect your team to hold down a solid 7th place throughout the entire season! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

"The Crusher Nation".... ....."The Crusher Nation" I thought the name of your team was The Crushers. Do you's guys actually live on the reservation. I mean like if that's true you's need to know that the contest rules are the same for everyone.

That means no fish netting and no spearing!

"Crusher Nation" who'd a thunk

Can you imagine that? The team captain Chief lives on the reservation and has a gypsy girl friend in Ely.
This guy really gets around for an old timer.

[greatoutdoors]

Well there old timer who cannot keep up with today's lingo, The Crusher Nation is another name for the great fishing combo, The Crushers!!!!! 
The U of M refer to themselves as the Gopher Nation, the Packer's, the Packer Nation, the Bears, the Loser Nation, (which incidentally will also be the name of your 2015 Challenge Team)!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

  This Just In ......From the MNO News team

Rumor has it that some of the members of the so called Crusher Nation team Tribe are pulling out all the stops. They are hiring some of the more experienced tribe members as fishing guides.

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[Lee Borgersen]

I'll be launching the craft Thursday for a shakedown cruise. 

[DDSBYDAY]

  I had to pull mine again.  Still leaking like thegreatoutdoors first atv.  Boy I had no idea how much trouble a new traducer could be.  My boat is old and that transducer mounting area looks like swiss cheese with all the plugged screw holes.  I am going to drill out all the old rivet and and screw plugs and 2 part epoxy them shut.  Then go with a transducer mounting plate.       I am getting tired of pulling the boat out in torrential downpours.   {although there is never any waiting at the landing}   Speaking of thegreatoutdoors it appears he gets pretty quite when he is getting his    kicked.   He always likes to strike early.  This goofy weather may throw off his spring fish in a barrel routine and make him work a little this year.   

[glenn57]

Try plugging them holes with j b weld. That stuff works miricales.