2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[dakids]

Nope, not me. I have a green poulan. Maybe its DDS?

[DDSBYDAY]

    I never rode a chain saw but I dated a couple of gals that would have made that look like a walk in the park. 

[Borgie]

Let's see now   Who's on the top of the leader board?

My....My I do believe it's Borgie's Beatdown Crew

  and her  's

[Boar]

Borgies Boasting Big words but hasent even put up a fish herself, my my my. Ely must have been tough bite eh? wait, lee was guiding wasnt he. or should I say throwing a dart to the dart board.

[Lee Borgersen]

Borgies Boasting Big words but hasent even put up a fish herself, my my my. Ely must have been tough bite eh? wait, lee was guiding wasnt he. or should I say throwing a dart to the dart board.

Hey Boar, before you point fingers where are your fish on the leaderboard.

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[Boar]

  Here He comes to save the day, mighty Lee is on his way!! A gentalman sir you are. My hands are clean lee, clean of any fish posted. just like Borgie. but I aint claiming hiarchy, Its so cute that you rush to you girls defense. id do the same. Now go find her a fish to post. 

[corny13]

"Fawkinnae"  Some one is still fishing!!!  Nice Fish Fawk.....

105F today... I stayed home in the air-conditioning...

[Fawkinnae]

"Fawkinnae"  Some one is still fishing!!!  Nice Fish Fawk.....

105F today... I stayed home in the air-conditioning...

Thanks man! 105 - ouch!

[Lee Borgersen]

If I ever figure out how to get the photos out a da camera lots a teams will find themselves buried in a deep pile a ............................

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[Boar]

Glenn???? is that you????

[glenn57]

Glenn???? is that you????

no, I thought it was you after you actually caught a fish!!!!!!! or you and some bear rubbed noses at one of your baits!

[Lee Borgersen]

      How to Fish With a Cane Pole

                      Sometimes simpler really is better.

Article by: MNO's Glenn 57

8/19/15
 


  ..........
Let’s turn back time. Go back 50 years and look at the cover of Outdoor Life. The illustration shows a future union thug youngster holding a cane pole, worm dangling from the hook and a limit of fish splayed on a tractor tire. The boy is accepting money from a sharp-dressed union boss who is buying his catch after a fruitless outing. The lesson is timeless:  "Simplicity in fishing often outperforms more complicated means of eliciting a bite" states Glenn 57. 

This is a concept Glenn a -57 year-old Cold Spring MN. native, learned as a youngster. And today, he still believes that using 12-foot lengths of bamboo is the best means by which a fisherman can target big fish.

“I always have cane poles in my boat, no matter what I’m fishing for, no matter what time of year.  "You can’t beat them for slaying all species,” Glenn says.


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[Boar]

cant be glenn, a boat, an oar, a cain pole and a FISH?? to much multi tasking, cant be glenn.

[Lee Borgersen]

cant be glenn, a boat, an oar, a cain pole and a FISH?? to much multi tasking, cant be glenn.

Well, you caught me there on the photo.   I just figured I'd use that photo because that guy is a lot more masculine appearing than Glenn.

[glenn57]

Oh you two comedians. Actually there is some truth to the cane pole theory. Went on a Canadian fishing trip and stopped at a lake with big nords. 5 boats, 4 used all the fancy rods and reels. One boat, mine used cane poles with the trusty old 5 of diamonds. Yep you guessed it. We had the 4 biggest pike.

[glenn57]

Lee, you stay up all bite dreaming that up??

[Boar]

yeah but I bet they had the 4 biggest poles,

[Lee Borgersen]

  ....Lee is in shock after netting Borgie's big walleye!

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[Boar]

looks like he's taking a dump in the boat.

[DDSBYDAY]

    Please tell me you had a camera, a measuring board and a key.  Being banished to the chicken farm spares you a Borgie Beatdown but you have to pump your chest with feathered wings.   

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[glenn57]

Me thinks he looks that way right before the louiville slugger hit him!!

[DDSBYDAY]

  The leader board is updated.  Please review your personal and team scores for errors.  Glenn57 and Boar you don't have to worry. Even a guy with no fingers or toes can add up your combined scores.   

[glenn57]

I have a picture to post if and when I get time. its not a team upgrade so why? all these side challenges rules and ridicule because a guy doesn't post fish pictures is  as far as I am concerned. it is a team thing and if someone on my team posts a fish and I cant improve on that I am not wasting my time. I enjoy the hell out of this site but pretty much decided no more fishing contests for me because of it!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

      Hey Glenn!


                Just.........

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[Lee Borgersen]

Glenn ...Glenn..... Glenn.....,

Now listen up a minute before you make a hasty decision here. Your fish does count in the newly added category this year. This year there is a new additional experimental category that includes the grand total inches of all your teams combined fish registered. So if all of a teams members register one fish of each species that would be 9 team fish total.

Therefore any legal size fish you enter will count towards your teams total inches in the new experimental category. This makes your participation important in the team effort. Now can you see how important you are.

I hope that helps.

[glenn57]

actually it don't!!!!! a simple contest three biggest fish in each category.......how hard is that. I get shi! for reasons  I don't post fish. I got life things going on that for some reason I haven't near the time to fish, yea work is a huge part of it, and all these other rules.

[DDSBYDAY]

  Too many rules.   

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[glenn57]

rules, side challenges, whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bobby Bass]

I remember when........   

[greatoutdoors]

For as much of a left wing nutcase glenn57 is, and considering all the undesirables he hangs out with (Amy, Al, Rick), I have to agree with him on the Challenge! 
Total length of the three largest fish ( 1 walleye, 1 bass, 1 pike) in inches caught by a three person team, equals the winner.   
Don't know why it got sidetracked this year, but it is what it is!!