Joke for the day

[HUNTER2]

>> A Dave and Karin go to a counselor after 39 years of marriage. The
>> counselor asks them what the problem is and Karin goes into a tirade
>> listing every problem they have ever had in the 39 years they've been
>> married. She goes on and on.
>>
>> Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces Karin
>> and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a
> daze.
>>
>> The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife
>> needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
>>
>> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her
>> off here on Mondays and Fridays, but on Wednesdays, I fish."

[TNT]

>>>> MARRIED  FOR ONE NIGHT
>>>>
>>>> A man and  a woman, who had never met before but were both
married to
>>>> other
>>>> people, found themselves  assigned to the same sleeping room on a
>>>> transcontinental train. Though  initially embarrassed and uneasy
over
>>>> sharing a room, they were both very tired  and fell asleep
quickly, he
>>>> in
>>>> the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>>>> At 1:00 AM, the man  leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying,
>>>> "Ma'am,
>>>> I'm sorry to bother you,  but would you be willing to reach into
the
>>>> closet
>>>> to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold."
>>>> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for  tonight, let's
pretend
>>>> that
>>>> we're married."
>>>>
>>>> "Wow!  That's a great idea!" he exclaimed."
>>>> "Good," she replied. "Get your own  damn blanket!"
>>>> After a moment of silence, he   farted

[Woody]

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