not the brightest knife in the drawer

[jigglestick]

his from our DNR news

http://www.dnr.state.mn.us/news/releases/index.html?id=1169580918

[schwinger]

Nice.. I have an interesting story that involves an even brighter individual.

I bartend part-time and we had a guy in the bar a couple weeks ago that decided stealing purses from young ladies is a good idea. This guy came in and stood out to begin with because he was weird. He sat by a group of ladies and when no one was looking was suddenly gone and left an almost full beer on the table. Shortly after a young lady was missing her purse so the manager goes to the cameras. He sees this guy go out the door then into the parking lot then run down the street. So he starts asking around to see if anyone knew who he is and one of the bouncers noticed him earlier talking with the band. So the manager goes to the guys in the band to see if they remember him and.. this is the funny part.. they say yes and it turns out he guy left his name and phone number with them to try out for the band or something. Yes the guy left his name and phone number.. what an idiot.  They ended up finding out it was an out of state number and he must be at the hotel down the street...well they got the girls purse back.