Redneck Thread

[Iceberg]

Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower- Cooter, Pete and K.C.
As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
 
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, darn, someone
should go and tell his wife."

KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
 
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
 
Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
 
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
 
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she 
gave you beer?"
 
Well, not exactly", KC says.  "When she answered the door, I said to  her,
You must be Cooter's widow'."
 
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said 
"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
 
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff 

[Ice_Hole]

Montana Elk hunting redneck

[GRIZ]

I picked up a date once at a family reunion, not kiddin. Does that make me a redneck?

[Woody]

Iceberg-that was dern funny!  :laugh: 

Griz-I have a 2nd cousin who is friggin HOT  but I didn't dare pursue it any further.   And my sister in law that I have now...is also SMOKIN HOT!  If you feel the least bit guilty about it-then you are NOT a redneck! 

[holdemtwice]

ok woody here goes :
  if you have to take the wheels off of your house, you must be a red neck . 
     why do dont republicans need book marks ,  the just bend the pages over. 
         thru that one in ..   just for a laff or two  ...

[GRIZ]

Woody it wasn't even a relative of mine. It was my cousins nanny. Do I feel guilty? Not a bit.

[Iceberg]

I picked up a date once at a family reunion, not kiddin. Does that make me a redneck?

I don't think that is a Redneck but there is something about  an Inbred Jed that comes to mind 

[h2ofwlr]

Redneck House Boat

[h2ofwlr]

Redneck RV

[h2ofwlr]

Rich Redneck RV

[Iceberg]

Hey Alan,
Welcome aboard.

[luvnlife]

I had to bring this back for our new members. I love these!!!

LUVNLIFE

[Realtree]

Great thread Luvn. Thanks for reviving it. Those are hilarious.  :ROTFLMAO:

[Woody]

Redneck's Ultimate Outhouse

Microsoft for Rednecks

Roasting Hotdogs-Redneck Style

Martha Stewart's "Living" Magazine for Rednecks

[luvnlife]

I knew I shouldn't off thrown that old rake......... Thanks Woody, These always make me smile!! LUVNLIFE

[holdemtwice]

 REDNECKS ARE  COOL !!!!!   ::cheers::  ::  ::hittingself::  ::rockon::

  HT

[Grute Man]

I really like the rake idea.  Does that make me a red neck??   ::hittingself:: ::hittingself::  Two at a time for 5 folks takes tooooo long.   

Grute

[holdemtwice]

 FRAid  so  bro  .  u is a  :: :: :: :: ::  redneck !!!!!!!

[Grute Man]

 :ROTFLMAO:  Yeah I know.  Truth is Im from Kaintucky so I was a red neck a looooong time ago. 

Ya can take the boy out of the country buut...

Does anyone else hear banjos playin??   

 ::cheers::

[Woody]

Redneck Limo's







Redneck Lottery Winner

[Woody]

Redneck Water Skiing



Redneck Water Skiing-During a drought



Redneck Water Skiing-Hardwater Season

[luvnlife]

...........SMILING............luvnlife

[holdemtwice]

 OOPS I WET MYSELF LAFFING.    :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

  HT  HOLDEMTWICE  ALECK  "NEW STAFF"

[rchaze60]

TOO FUNNY still  :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: here

[Outdoors Junkie]

Where do you come up with this stuff Woody?  Way too funny!!!  :ROTFLMAO:

[Woody]

Redneck A/C





Redneck Treehouse



Redneck Tank





I have a small folder of these on my hard drive.  Some are e-mailed to me, others I find. 

[Woody]

Redneck Tattoo



Redneck Schoolbus



Redneck Hot Water Heater



Redneck Safe & Sober Campaign



Redneck Carpentry at it's best!



Redneck Cellar



Redneck Mercedes



Redneck Overalls (When your belly is too big for them anymore!)

[Outdoors Junkie]

That last one fricken hilarious!!! :ROTFLMAO:

[Woody]

Redneck Harley



Redneck ATV Carrier



Redneck Hotmail



Redneck NRA Mailbox



Redneck Mailbox



Self Explanitory

[Grute Man]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United St ates Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terroris ts :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.