2017 fishing challenge SMACKDOWN THREAD

[greatoutdoors]

Lee,
Maybe you better try your reply again, you screwed it up worse than you're gonna screw up in this year's Challenge!! 
Ya started typing in the wrong place!   confused-3316.gif
With this lack of concentration, you'll probably hold the hook, bait it, then toss the rod in the lake!   

OK! smarty pants! The reason I made that post in da wrong spot was because I was watching some Adult Entertainment on da net. At the same time I was trying answer posts on da smackdown thread. Therefore I must a got distracted when da good part came on. It could happen to anyone.

And what might that adult entertainment be, a commercial for dentures or Geritol?? 

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee,
Maybe you better try your reply again, you screwed it up worse than you're gonna screw up in this year's Challenge!! 
Ya started typing in the wrong place!   confused-3316.gif
With this lack of concentration, you'll probably hold the hook, bait it, then toss the rod in the lake!   

OK! smarty pants! The reason I made that post in da wrong spot was because I was watching some Adult Entertainment on da net. At the same time I was trying answer posts on da smackdown thread. Therefore I must a got distracted when da good part came on. It could happen to anyone.

And what might that adult entertainment be, a commercial for dentures or Geritol?? 

In your particular case yes!

[greatoutdoors]

Could have been me, since giving you Geritol would be like trying to rejuvenate a 1926 car that's been sitting in some farm field for 50 years, with a can of STP!! 
As far as the dentures, for someone as old as you would mean giving them a coat of varnish, since they're probably made out of wood!! 
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

Could have been me, since giving you Geritol would be like trying to rejuvenate a 1926 car that's been sitting in some farm field for 50 years, with a can of STP!! 
As far as the dentures, for someone as old as you would mean giving them a coat of varnish, since they're probably made out of wood!! 
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

When Borgie & I show up in Ely in July there's something I need to devulge to you. Just so you know up front. When you notice that someone threw a rock through da shop window. It wasn't da Borgersens'. It was: .........


    Ernest T Bass.

[greatoutdoors]

The only good Bass, is a dead Bass-even if it's an alias!!!!  sleazy-422.gif sleazy-422.gif sleazy-422.gif

[Lee Borgersen]

The only good Bass, is a dead Bass-even if it's an alias!!!!  sleazy-422.gif sleazy-422.gif sleazy-422.gif

I sent Ernest T. Bass your post. He sent me back.... "Tell dat chubby little shop keeper he better knock it off!" He's got him a whole lot a kin folk liven up in m woods up yonder.

[greatoutdoors]

ET Bass HAD SOME KIN FOLK up here, but no longer has after I found them!!  sleazy-422.gif sleazy-422.gif

[Lee Borgersen]

Friendly reminder to all those arm chair fisherman in da challenge.

                    You Know who you are!    tut_tut-3315.gif             



"Can't catch a fish"




"Too Drunk To Fish"

[Lee Borgersen]

           Food for thought!

Glenn,

I happened to notice on one of your posts you had mentioned:    "You get frustrated when someone casts into your boat!"

I'd recommend that after you launch your boat to untie it from da dock. You can't just sit there and fish while tied to da dock. That's why the dock fisherman keep casting into your boat out of frustration. 

  tip a da day by: Lee Borgersen

[Rebel SS]

 

[glenn57]

           Food for thought!

Glenn,

I happened to notice on one of your posts you had mentioned:    "You get frustrated when someone casts into your boat!"

I'd recommend that after you launch your boat to untie it from da dock. You can't just sit there and fish while tied to da dock. That's why the dock fisherman keep casting into your boat out of frustration. 

  tip a da day by: Lee Borgersen

tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif so thats what i've been doing wrong???????? doofus-2124.gif doofus-2124.gif

maybe ya best go crawl back in bed wit grandma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! confused-3316.gif pouty-1023.gif pouty-1023.gif

[glenn57]

AH pipe down over there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif

[Cody Gruchow]

You guys talk to much

[Rebel SS]

Cody's got his bass in gear!   

[Lee Borgersen]

 

Nice Smallie Cody!  To bad it won't hold up as the biggest

                      (this is da smackdown thread!)   

[Cody Gruchow]

Well I'm on the Mecca of small mouth lakes

[Lee Borgersen]

Well I'm on the Mecca of small mouth lakes

Hey young brotha! "You Da Man" so far Greatoutdoors saw dat  of your bass and is now hiding under his bed as we speak.

[Cody Gruchow]

Awful lot of crickets In here lately 
Hope it's because everyone is out fishing

[Lee Borgersen]

Awful lot of crickets In here lately 
Hope it's because everyone is out fishing

  ...
I think it's because so many challenge members are in shock. This would be due to one specific individual having turned up the level of da competition, so early dis year. He's left the starting gate like a streak of lightning. Let's see if he can maintain this maddening pace or will he just fall to da wayside as in other years.

[greatoutdoors]

Awful lot of crickets In here lately 
Hope it's because everyone is out fishing

Ah Cody, we're just giving you some breathing room to chirp about your lead.  sleazy-422.gif
Of course, it will evaporate once I get my boat in the water, and start the voyage to "Four in a Row!!   
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

Awful lot of crickets In here lately 
Hope it's because everyone is out fishing

Ah Cody, we're just giving you some breathing room to chirp about your lead.  sleazy-422.gif
Of course, it will evaporate once I get my boat in the water, and start the voyage to "Four in a Row!!   
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

Don't worry bout grapeoutdoors tut_tut-3315.gif  He's still looking for his paddle


                                                       

There it is! It musta got stuck in his    

[Lee Borgersen]

..... Breaking News......Breaking News.... confused-3316.gif

Lee:
Hey greatoutdoors,
Did you hear about da guy dat posted a photo in da challenge wit a fish with a pliers and not a wrench.   

greatoutdoors:  Cut da crap Lee! your just maken dat stuff up to be funny. Do you think I'd actually believe that  story!

Lee: He never believes me when I tell da truth! confused-3316.gif

[greatoutdoors]

Hey man, leave the poor guy alone!!   
He probably called you for advice, and you told him that pliers would be okay, since you don't know the difference between them and a combo wrench!!   

[glenn57]

I'm sticking up for LPS. isn't day one of Dem do-hickeys that has a small crescent wrench to it??

[Lee Borgersen]

  For a minute there I thought I was posting on Da SMACKDOWN THREAD

[LPS]

LOL  no big deal.  Was fishing and caught the fish and not even a big one but thought to myself.  I have never even entered one last year so maybe this will work.  Just gave it a shot.  Closest thing to a wrench that I had with me.  Will keep one in the boat now just in case I need it again.

[Boar]

well bary, at least you can catch fish. lots mouths flapping in her but no catchin, cept for cody. yud think if they would put half the effort in fishing thay they do in jowel flappin, they could back up their egos. so let the games begin..

[glenn57]

well bary, at least you can catch fish. lots mouths flapping in her but no catchin, cept for cody. yud think if they would put half the effort in fishing thay they do in jowel flappin, they could back up their egos. so let the games begin..

hey dilly bar, I ain't seen fish pictures from you yet either!;

[Boar]

good one ol chap!

[glenn57]

good one ol chap!