2017 fishing challenge SMACKDOWN THREAD

[Lee Borgersen]

cant fire me bud!!!!!!!! i gotz union rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right I forgot.     Unions pouty-1023.gif

[Lee Borgersen]

kinda wondering if i should wait to get that certificate from Auggie??? would like to get my nord repainted sooner!!!!!!!

Auggie does great work but, even he can't repaint that carp of yours to make it look like a northern.

[Rebel SS]

 

[glenn57]

kinda wondering if i should wait to get that certificate from Auggie??? would like to get my nord repainted sooner!!!!!!!

Auggie does great work but, even he can't repaint that carp of yours to make it look like a northern.

well aint you just a funny guy dis morning!!!!!! confused-3316.gif confused-3316.gif tut_tut-3315.gif dont ya gotta go play wit your crawlers!!!!!!!!!

oh and REB.....................

[Lee Borgersen]

well aint you just a funny guy dis morning!!!!!! confused-3316.gif confused-3316.gif tut_tut-3315.gif dont ya gotta go play wit your crawlers!!!!!!!!!


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No! But thank you for reminding me. I did that at 5:00 am dis mornin. I also re-captured 5 escapies in da fridge. I'm up to 710 crawlers imprisioned. I also had 4 escapies yesterday. There was Frank, Zelda, Butch and I couldn't remember the 4th ones name so I just called him Glenn.

        Glenn is always green wit envy

[glenn57]

 

[greatoutdoors]

As I review the individual names that have signed up for the 2017 Fishing Challenge I would evaluate it as such:

You's guys are just a bunch of bananas and I'm the chimp.   It will just be a short period of time before I gobble you's guys up one by one.

"You can run but you can't hide!" Correction: greatoutdoors will hide under his porch when Borgie & I pull into ELY!

WOW, I have never seen anyone tee up a comeback any better than Lee did just now!!  sleazy-422.gif
I'm sure there are many in the 2017 Challenge that have a banana Lee can Gnaw on!!!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

  ....
I've noticed over da yrs. dat grape outdoors has become more crude, obnoxious, defensive and turned violent at times. This may well stem from the recent family meeting, when his kids recommended he take up residents in the local Ely nursing home. I mean come on Jimbo it's time to get in touch wit reality.

  Yep! "It's time to hang up de OL stringer" bud

[Lee Borgersen]

                Follow Up Question Fur grapeoutdoors?

                          But I just had to ask this question Jimbo.

How do you go to da bathroom wit dat outfit on? Do you have a removable grape in da front and back

[greatoutdoors]

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I've noticed over da yrs. dat grape outdoors has become more crude, obnoxious, defensive and turned violent at times. This may well stem from the recent family meeting, when his kids recommended he take up residents in the local Ely nursing home. I mean come on Jimbo it's time to get in touch wit reality.

  Yep! "It's time to hang up de OL stringer" bud

C'mon Lee, you can't set the forum up with the banana post, and not expect someone to swing for the fence, sheeesh!!  confused-3316.gif
Then you ask, "how do you go to the bathroom with the grape outfit on, Is there a removable grape on the front and back" question? 
It's easy, I have someone remove them for me, and I will not go so low as to ask how you got the purple grape juice on your chin? 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

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I've noticed over da yrs. dat grape outdoors has become more crude, obnoxious, defensive and turned violent at times. This may well stem from the recent family meeting, when his kids recommended he take up residents in the local Ely nursing home. I mean come on Jimbo it's time to get in touch wit reality.

  Yep! "It's time to hang up de OL stringer" bud

C'mon Lee, you can't set the forum up with the banana post, and not expect someone to swing for the fence, sheeesh!!  confused-3316.gif
Then you ask, "how do you go to the bathroom with the grape outfit on, Is there a removable grape on the front and back" question? 
It's easy, I have someone remove them for me, and I will not go so low as to ask how you got the purple grape juice on your chin? 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

I must apologize to Grapeoutdoors.  I never realized that those rumors about him were true. Who would have thought that an innocent comment that included a banana & grape costume would stimulate him in that fashion. Obviously he does have issues just as I was told by many. Oh well, I guess it takes all kinds. Bottom line is I hope that when they put him in that nursing home he don't start acting kinky. If so the future is not looking good for grapeoutdoors. confused-3316.gif

I'm reluctant to respond to his posts now, since he may continue to turn my post into something in which it was not. 


You Best Get Some Help Jimbo!

click below:
   or not!
   

[greatoutdoors]

Lee my man,
I've already contacted a team of counselors to help you on your rather troubling infatuation with various types of fruit, so hang on Buddy, help is on the way!   
However, I realize that it's just your way of trying to take me off my game, and prevent me from making it four in a row in the 2017 Fishing Challenge!!!   sleazy-422.gif
Bad news for the second year in a row, it's an individual contest again, so Borgie will not be able to help push you into the winners circle as she's done for many years.   pouty-1023.gif
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee my man,
I've already contacted a team of counselors to help you on your rather troubling infatuation with various types of fruit, so hang on Buddy, help is on the way!   
However, I realize that it's just your way of trying to take me off my game, and prevent me from making it four in a row in the 2017 Fishing Challenge!!!   sleazy-422.gif
Bad news for the second year in a row, it's an individual contest again, so Borgie will not be able to help push you into the winners circle as she's done for many years.   pouty-1023.gif
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

  .....

[greatoutdoors]

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[Lee Borgersen]

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I knew I could silence him     Even though it will never last! pouty-1023.gif

[greatoutdoors]

Ya got that right!!!!!   
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

Ya got that right!!!!!   
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

Stop call-in me Babee you horny ol bag a wind!   Maybe your just tryin ta make Glenn jealous.

 
Yep Dat's it! 

[glenn57]

ha.....jealous of you 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you to will be bickering all year long thinkin your gonna  beat each other up in the challenge. then all of a sudden i'm gonna come along and slap da both of ya off that pedistal and kick your 

[Lee Borgersen]

ha.....jealous of you 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you to will be bickering all year long thinkin your gonna  beat each other up in the challenge. then all of a sudden i'm gonna come along and slap da both of ya off that pedistal and kick your 

  ...
Now you tell me all dis stuff. If-in I'd a knowed dis before I signed up I might noda signed up.  Geeeez!

It don't madder no-how fur gratoutdoors cuz he ain't gunna be doin much catchin no-how pouty-1023.gif

[Lee Borgersen]

      Glenn's getting some practice before opening day! tut_tut-3315.gif

[greatoutdoors]

glenn "No Fish" 57 is gonna slap Lee and myself off the pedestal??? 
Paaleeeeze!!   tut_tut-3315.gif
I'm gonna slap Lee (again) but glenn57 couldn't slap either boar, or DDS, down!!  sleazy-422.gif sleazy-422.gif
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

[glenn57]

still livin in the past huh!!!!!!! pouty-1023.gif

[greatoutdoors]

still livin in the past huh!!!!!!! pouty-1023.gif

At least I have a past to live in!!!   
Going for four in a row this year, HO HUM!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

still livin in the past huh!!!!!!! pouty-1023.gif

At least I have a past to live in!!!   
Going for four in a row this year, HO HUM!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!   

  .....All dis

Wake me when da fishing challenge starts

[greatoutdoors]

still livin in the past huh!!!!!!! pouty-1023.gif

At least I have a past to live in!!!   
Going for four in a row this year, HO HUM!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!   

  .....All dis

Wake me when da fishing challenge starts

Why wake you up???    confused-3316.gif
You catch more big fish in your dreams, than you do when awake.   pouty-1023.gif
If I were you, I'd take several Sominex and dream yourself to the 2017 Challenge Championship which is the only way you'll ever win!! 
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

still livin in the past huh!!!!!!! pouty-1023.gif

At least I have a past to live in!!!   
Going for four in a row this year, HO HUM!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!   

  bro but, I don't have dreams. I have visions that are real and are biased upon reality. I will guarantee you one thing though.  "Lee will be your worst nightmare in dis yrs. Challenge"






  .....All dis

Wake me when da fishing challenge starts

Why wake you up???    confused-3316.gif
You catch more big fish in your dreams, than you do when awake.   pouty-1023.gif
If I were you, I'd take several Sominex and dream yourself to the 2017 Challenge Championship which is the only way you'll ever win!! 
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

[greatoutdoors]

Lee,
Maybe you better try your reply again, you screwed it up worse than you're gonna screw up in this year's Challenge!! 
Ya started typing in the wrong place!   confused-3316.gif
With this lack of concentration, you'll probably hold the hook, bait it, then toss the rod in the lake!   

[mike89]

that's why I couldn't figure it out!!

[greatoutdoors]

that's why I couldn't figure it out!!

Yeah, mike89,
Lee is getting what is known as "over the hill!"   
Borgie had the Vet put a chip in him, to find out where he's at when he wanders off.   confused-3316.gif
He's probably done with his Basswood trips in northern Minnesota, and will be seeing trying to win the 2017 Challenge at a local Sport Show Trout Pond, while wearing a large life vest.   mooning-448.gif
Good luck Lee, you were an OK fisherman in your day, which would be the late 1800's!!   
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee,
Maybe you better try your reply again, you screwed it up worse than you're gonna screw up in this year's Challenge!! 
Ya started typing in the wrong place!   confused-3316.gif
With this lack of concentration, you'll probably hold the hook, bait it, then toss the rod in the lake!   

OK! smarty pants! The reason I made that post in da wrong spot was because I was watching some Adult Entertainment on da net. At the same time I was trying answer posts on da smackdown thread. Therefore I must a got distracted when da good part came on. It could happen to anyone.