2017 fishing challenge SMACKDOWN THREAD

[LPS]

HEY, that aint no pliers.  It is a multi-tool and I just forgot to fold the wrench out as my good friend Glenn suggested.  I have posted said tool in the correct fish measuring position.   Glenn, this may have to go to arbritration. 

[Lee Borgersen]

HEY, that aint no pliers.  It is a multi-tool and I just forgot to fold the wrench out as my good friend Glenn suggested.  I have posted said tool in the correct fish measuring position.   Glenn, this may have to go to arbritration.

[LPS]

 

[glenn57]

HEY, that aint no pliers.  It is a multi-tool and I just forgot to fold the wrench out as my good friend Glenn suggested.  I have posted said tool in the correct fish measuring position.   Glenn, this may have to go to arbritration.

we'll get-er-done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

HEY, that aint no pliers.  It is a multi-tool and I just forgot to fold the wrench out as my good friend Glenn suggested.  I have posted said tool in the correct fish measuring position.   Glenn, this may have to go to arbritration.

I'm standing by, ready to arbitrate yer case, Barry.  However, be aware this may open up a Pandora's box, and set a new precedent, allowing instances like Glenn posting a big fish pic from 1963 with a wrench added later....

Will we get lunch breaks?   

[LPS]

HEY, that aint no pliers.  It is a multi-tool and I just forgot to fold the wrench out as my good friend Glenn suggested.  I have posted said tool in the correct fish measuring position.   Glenn, this may have to go to arbritration.

I'm standing by, ready to arbitrate yer case, Barry.  However, be aware this may open up a Pandora's box, and set a new precedent, allowing instances like Glenn posting a big fish pic from 1963 with a wrench added later....

Will we get lunch breaks?   

Oh ya and there may be champagne after the hearings....   

[Boar]

yup on the lunch breaks, glenn will be serving his road kill surprise..

[Rebel SS]

yup on the lunch breaks, glenn will be serving his road kill surprise..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!         

[glenn57]

yup on the lunch breaks, glenn will be serving his road kill surprise..

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[Lee Borgersen]

            He'd do "almost anything"

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The other day I was tellin Glenn about da 32" walleye I had in da freezer. I planed on taking it to my taxidermist this Spring. Glenn stated he'd do "almost anything" to get a 32" walleye for the MNO challenge. Da next day I laid down for a nap an musta been dreamin about what Glenn said da udder day. "Almost anything"....   All of a sudden I heard da freezer door slam!
With Glenn's statement fresh in my mind as I dreamt I sprang up prepared to protect my fish.

It was only Borgie getting some Ice cream from da freezer! Sometimes dreams seem so real.


  Glenn! 

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[Rebel SS]

That boy's way too slow. I'da put 3 rds thru his noggin, been to the freezer, and had a bowl of yer ice cream by the time he COULD have aimed and pointed.   

[Lee Borgersen]

That boy's way too slow. I'da put 3 rds thru his noggin, been to the freezer, and had a bowl of yer ice cream by the time he COULD have aimed and pointed.   

See now that's your problem Reb. In that case you would have shot before you identified your target and Glenn would have been dead. You can't shoot your load that quickly! That's probably why your honeymoon was not a success.

just sayin

[mike89]

ouch     

[Rebel SS]

No prob, Mike, his entire life has been a honeymoon of fantasy.

[mike89]

 

[Rebel SS]

It appears I've identified my target.    Hope he don't shoot blanks. But then again, a vasectomy does have it's place. 

[Boar]

man reb im so glad uve joined the smackdown thread!!!

[mike89]

It appears I've identified my target.    Hope he don't shoot blanks. But then again, a vasectomy does have it's place. 

good lord only one can hope!!!!

[Rebel SS]

man reb im so glad uve joined the smackdown thread!!!

Smack away!!    I'm gonna...I feel like kickin' some azz tonite.

[glenn57]

man reb im so glad uve joined the smackdown thread!!!

Smack away!!    I'm gonna...I feel like kickin' some azz tonite.

why Neighbor lady cut you off!!!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

I cut HER off! She no longer interests me....gotta move on! 

[LPS]

man reb im so glad uve joined the smackdown thread!!!

Ya how did we get here.  Vasectomys???   

[Rebel SS]

Who knows? Detour thru the twilight zone? 

Back to the fishing challenge!

[LPS]

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[greatoutdoors]

I must congratulate Fawkinnae for jumping to the top in this year's Challenge.   
However, my boat will be going into the water on Wednesday, so I'm sending him a 30 day eviction notice for the Leader's Penthouse Suite, since I will be moving in shortly!!   
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   

[Boar]

penthouse suite, the only suite you occupie jim is the back room of yur bait shop mounting the stuufing outa those fish on your wall that other people caught.

[greatoutdoors]

penthouse suite, the only suite you occupie jim is the back room of yur bait shop mounting the stuufing outa those fish on your wall that other people caught.

Hey, the back room of the shop is where I work out, staying in shape to haul in those monster fish I catch!!! 
You're very lucky to only catch teeny fish, so the only workout you need is to gun down a box of Crispy Cream doughnuts!! 

[Boar]

my fish are still bigger than a  crispy cream doughnut..... confused-3316.gif

[mike89]

my fish are still bigger than a  crispy cream doughnut..... confused-3316.gif

that sounds like a smurf fish story!!

[glenn57]

my fish are still bigger than a  crispy cream doughnut..... confused-3316.gif

that sounds like a smurf fish story!!

awe go suck an egg!!! pouty-1023.gif