Pastor Eaten by 3 Crocks

[Lee Borgersen]

  Pastor Trying To Walk on Water Gets Eaten by 3 Crocodiles

5/13/17

  .....
A pastor who attempted to recreate a scene out of the Bible was reportedly eaten by crocodiles in South Africa after trying to walk across the Crocodile River.

Let’s pause right there for just a second . . .

When trying to perform a feat such as walking on water, why choose a river that’s named CROCODILE RIVER?!

  ...
Zimbabwe Today reports Pastor Mthethwa of the ‘Saint Of The Last Days’ church walked into the water about 30 yards and attempted to walk on water. Instead, three crocodiles arrived, and they weren’t about to pass up on an easy meal.

“They finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him when they were finished eating him was a pair of sandals and his underwear floating about the water,” Deacon Nkost said.

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[Rebel SS]

And here, looking at yer title, "Pastor Eaten by 3 Crocks" , I thought maybe it was about a sky pilot that fell into the sauerkraut vats at Glenn's....

[glenn57]

Ah... Your up a little past your bedtime there ain't ya bucko!???? Must be busy stirring the pot somewhere!;

[Lee Borgersen]

And here, looking at yer title, "Pastor Eaten by 3 Crocks" , I thought maybe it was about a sky pilot that fell into the sauerkraut vats at Glenn's....

You mean those emergency family multi utility crocks they use when da toilet is clogged.
 

[Rebel SS]

I heard when Glenn was little and bad, papa smurf would put him in one and put the lid on, holding it down with a rock. 

[glenn57]

ah...............bot of you are a "crock of............ oh and besides ............

[Rebel SS]

ah...............bot of you are a "crock of............ oh and besides ............

NUH UH!! IS NOT!!! We're discussing CROCKS!  Go tug on yer carrots!    

[Lee Borgersen]

ah...............bot of you are a "crock of............ oh and besides ............

NUH UH!! IS NOT!!! We're discussing CROCKS!  Go tug on yer carrots!    

 tut_tut-3315.gif  There ya go again Reb!   Now ya done went and hurt Glenn's feelins. Ya know he always he always reverts back to his childhood when his feelins are hurt. 

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[glenn57]

yea Lee............its gonna take more then that to hurt my feelings!!!!!!!!!

telling me i cant have more  .............NOW that'll hurt!!!!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

Well, if I ask him to kiss and make up, he'll just tell me to kiss this  ...       

[mike89]

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 
 

[Rebel SS]

 

[Rebel SS]

TEACHER: Glenn, spell alligator
GLENN:  A-G-I-T-A-T-O-R
TEACHER Glenn, you spelled "agitator"....
GLENN: Ya, so what's yer point? 

[mike89]

 

[glenn57]

  yea so!!!!!!!!!!!! pouty-1023.gif pouty-1023.gif I gradumacated top of my class.....boaraneze unyversitee!! class of 2010!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

That's yer panacea for everything now, isn't it? An  sign......maybe ya should just do  instead...

[Lee Borgersen]

yea Lee............its gonna take more then that to hurt my feelings!!!!!!!!!

telling me i cant have more  .............NOW that'll hurt!!!!!!!!!

Ok then Glenn let's try again

Don't know why it's necessary to always pick on Glenn.  Although he graduated being only in the middle of his class. He was voted by the girls in his class as president of:

                  "Magnum Cum Lousy!"

[glenn57]

try harder.....Lee!!!!!!!!!!  i was know as "the heartbreaker!!! oh and i WAS voted by the gals in my class..........most likely to succeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at being a union thug!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

try harder.....Lee!!!!!!!!!!  i was know as "the heartbreaker!!! oh and i WAS voted by the gals in my class..........most likely to succeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at being a union thug!!!!!!

I was known as Da Jawbreaker . I wanted to get a job as a union thug but they said I was to mean 

[Boar]

glenn u told me they voted u fartmaker...

[Rebel SS]

try harder.....Lee!!!!!!!!!!  i was know as "the heartbreaker!!! oh and i WAS voted by the gals in my class..........most likely to succeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at being a union thug!!!!!!

Ayup....all three of 'em....       

[Lee Borgersen]

try harder.....Lee!!!!!!!!!!  i was know as "the heartbreaker!!! oh and i WAS voted by the gals in my class..........most likely to suck seed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at being a union thug!!!!!!

Why would you want to "Suck Seeds"    What kind a seeds did you suck. (pumpkin seeds)

[glenn57]

DIS is fer da tree of ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif

[Rebel SS]

So THAT'S what made those girls laugh!!!   (  ) You dropped yer pants!   

[Lee Borgersen]

DIS is fer da tree of ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif mooning-448.gif

  All I can say Glenn on behalf of da tree of us is!

                                                               



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