Jokes

[Fishahollik]

I was wondering if a joke section would be appropriate, if everyone liked the idea would Spinach be willing to add it?

[Lee Borgersen]

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,
When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks.
"I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome,
Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "
I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus
Is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat
Of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me
Truth, Tim.  Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... No. In fact, He got out three times to
pee."

[Big Slick]

What?
You don't like my JOTD post's?

****************  ::hittingself::<<<<< ::50cal::

Swearing edited by Spinach

[guythathunts]

What?
You don't like my JOTD post's?

*****************  ::hittingself::<<<<< ::50cal::

Simma down na'

[Big Slick]

Life is good. ::cheers:: ::drunks::

[Spinach]

This is exactly why we will not be adding a jokes board. An occassional funny joke is great for everyone, but we do not want dirty jokes posted in our public forums.

Please remember MNO is a family oriented site, having a joke area will just be asking for trouble. Feel free to post in the general disscussion board, as long as they are clean.

[Spinach]

Just to be clear on this, i was not referring to the joke that SMG posted, i was referring to the swearing that I edited in another post.