Just funnies.....

[mike89]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[Dotch]

 

[mike89]

 

[glenn57]

 

[LPS]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[GrandpaTom]

A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “Don’t know her name — they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she has sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, "I thought my husband was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to come back. This morning I got a phone call from my husband he claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”..................

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

 

[LPS]

SO always be nice to the neighbor lady. 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[glenn57]

SO always be nice to the neighbor lady.

i've been trying to tell you guys this for years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve-o]

[Jerkbiat]

 

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

 

[GrandpaTom]

This is probably an oldie, but I thought I would share anyway.

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."
"For reading a book"? she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!.............

[Dotch]

 

[mike89]

 

[glenn57]

SO.....where you a victim of this just recently????

Mikey wanted to know!!!!!!!!!!

[HD]

Seems legit.....

[mike89]

 

[Dotch]

SO.....where you a victim of this just recently????

Mikey wanted to know!!!!!!!!!!

Not recently but every once in a while. To level the playing field, I fed Ruby some hunks of onion rings. She'll stink by morning, guaranteed! 

[HD]

Wait, what?

[mike89]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[Dotch]

 

[mike89]

must be some really legggy birds!!!!   

[LPS]

Reminds me of once I bought some off brand thighs.  We baked them and when we were eating I felt something and here it was a bunch of pin things sticking out that weren't cleaned up.  I never bought that brand again.  Yuck!!