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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 31330 times)

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Offline Jerkbiat

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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 :rolleyes:
Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: damn cougars!!!!!!! :rotflmao:
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 ;)

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:hubba: :laughroll: :laughroll: :laughroll: :super smiley: hahaha MIKEY.....go figure, we got one here!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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always enjoyed Elvira!!!!   :happy1: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...

First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word!

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?"

Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, wear sun-block!
Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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Smart man!  :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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2nd that Jb!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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I might have to use that line. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh wait, what is sex???

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 :scratch: :scratch: i've have never needed sunblock for sex??????? i dont get it!!!!! :scratch: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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 From the "Blondes R Us" oil change garage.
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excellent!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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How about this one??

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Cooking over a open fire is all fun and games until someone losses a wiener!

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too funny!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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 :happy1:

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« Last Edit: November 11/21/20, 06:23:35 PM by LPS »

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oh my!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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  ;)
Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

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reckon that would work for cottage cheese and various other inedibles to. :happy1: :rotflmao:

Please refer to the list!;! :happy1:
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So, are you saying that with Thanksgiving on the way we need to update "the list"?  :rotflmao:

Glenn's list:

1.  bacon
2.  whipped cream
3.  tater tot hot dish
4.  pancakes
5.  tartar sauce
6.  black olives
7.  waffles
8.  catfish
9.  sweet pickles
10. marshmallows
11. apple juice
12. honey
13, Panko bread crumbs
14. green olives
15. cottage cheese
16. cream style corn
17. mango
18. pickled beets
19. herring in cream sauce
20. cooked or canned pineapple
21. Johnsonville Brats
22. fried green tomatoes
23. sweet potatoes/yams
24. squash
25. maple syrup
26. Panko
27. Rutabaga
Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

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Unreal!  Did you print out the list Glenn so your wife can refer to it when she cooks for you?  LOL  Tape it inside a cupboard door.