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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 323695 times)

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Online LPS

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  That is pretty funny....

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Life............. what happens while your making other plans. John Lennon

Offline markn

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Might be a repeat but still funny.
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Offline GrandpaTom

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Might be a repeat but still funny.
I had to share with my social media friends...thanks.

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Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I seen another meme like that with a different theme!!🤣
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline GrandpaTom

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And you think you have a bad job. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline GrandpaTom

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Mary had a little lamb.

Offline glenn57

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: best go see if my boats in the shed yet!! :confused: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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Mary had a little lamb.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dotch??????????????/

I have lots of white packages to choose from in the freezer. Need to grill some soon!

Boar, yer gonna hafta translate. I have no idea what glenn is trying to say... :rotflmao:
Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

Offline GrandpaTom

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Of course this would never be anyone on this site.  But, a little something to brighten up this chilly day.

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

that has Glenn written all over it!!!   :rotflmao:
« Last Edit: January 01/22/21, 12:59:20 PM by mike89 »
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline glenn57

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline GrandpaTom

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Words of wisdom

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Online mike89

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that is funny!!   :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Couldn't resist

Offline GrandpaTom

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I wonder if some do this camping.