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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 37039 times)

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Offline GrandpaTom

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October 26, 2017 
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.   
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"   
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!   
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" 
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet  fuel iss great stuff  -- no hangover, nothin. Ve  oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa."

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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SO I wonder if that is how Gunner got there?  LOL

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October 26, 2017 
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.   
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"   
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!   
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" 
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet  fuel iss great stuff  -- no hangover, nothin. Ve  oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Cold Spring."
:tut: :mooning: :pouty: There I fixed it for ya!!  :sleazy: :nerd: :nerd: :evil:                            ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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 :confused: :mooning: :mooning: isn't it date night in Inger for you  :confused: :sleazy: :sleazy: :moon: :rotflmao:
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Hey look your bobber is up!

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oh gawd is that funny!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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hey that sounds like the boy's new pups eating every thing!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

wonder if will tickle on the way out?????    :scratch:
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hey that sounds like the boy's new pups eating every thing!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

wonder if will tickle on the way out?????    :scratch:
yea no kidding..................... :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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oh gawd is that funny!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
yeppers......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: pretty sure boar was sitting in the far corner.  :sleazy: :evil: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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An electrifying post! :rotflmao:

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An electrifying post! :rotflmao:

Growing up I always told my little brother the electric fence was off weather it was or not.
Today believe it or not he has his own electrical business. I always tell him Im shocked hes an electrician.

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The look on that guys face!!
Should I yes or no?

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